On Monday morning, a teacher asks his 2nd graders what they did over the weekend:
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Timmy goes first: “I went to the movies with my mommy and daddy”.
“Great!” The teacher replies “but I want you to use big kid words. Next time, say you went to the movies with mom and dad”
Next up is Rose “I rode the choo choo with my family”
“Sounds fun!” The teacher replies “but again, we use big kid words. You rode the train with your family”
Then it’s Johnny’s turn to talk about his weekend, he thinks for a second, then says “this weekend I watched Winnie the Shit with my brother”
A_Mirabeau_702@reddit
What if he was going to say “I slept with my teddy”
PoliteCanadian2@reddit
I saw a sign for a double entendre contest so I entered my sister.
EmployMore5007@reddit
Just for complete clarity, may I ask you to explain this joke for me? I think I got it, but I figured I'd be sure 😅
PoliteCanadian2@reddit
He either entered his sister…….in the competition or
He entered his sister…….in a sexual way.
You get to decide.
V62926685@reddit
As they say, the better joke is always in the comments. (I also haven't heard this one before 😅)
Shagzter@reddit
"What'll it be?" the bartender asked her. She told him, "I'll have a double entendre, please." So he gave it to her.
Ok_Leader_7624@reddit
I sent ten different puns into a pun writing contest. I thought at least one would win, but no pun in ten did
IllustriousTrip1943@reddit
Although I do sometimes make terrible puns, I think if you were to look at all the puns I make, the good would outweigh the bad, and it’d average out OK. Put differently, although I may make terrible jokes, I mean well.
Necessary-Brush-9708@reddit
Best jokes are ones nobody gets and then they laugh because you do.
V62926685@reddit
This one I have in fact heard before 😅
Repulsive_Onion_5925@reddit
Effin Johnny! Always a smartass!🤣
Graterof2evils@reddit
Use your adult words.
Feisty_Cartoonist997@reddit
Johnny just says the things we are thinking
V62926685@reddit
Johnny simply implemented the classic: malicious compliance
KillaDaKlown@reddit
Little Johnny in 'big kid words', Big Shitter.
crypticcrosswordguy@reddit
Little Johnny is one of Dave's kids
illest_von_douchebag@reddit
Everyone knows Dave.
BubblyCartographer31@reddit
Remember the time the Pope refused to see Dave? Me neither.
Rough-Village2053@reddit
Johnny’s gonna have the whole class in therapy by 3rd grade
corrupted_ahole@reddit
My son would have said mind your damn buisness
V62926685@reddit
Not sure why the down votes.. I wouldn't be surprised if my daughter said such shit to her English teacher 😅
corrupted_ahole@reddit
Or he would say if I told you about my weekend I'd incriminate myself so I'd rather not
Sharp-Formal9655@reddit
😂😂😂
madroots2@reddit
Really?
a_sneaky_hippo@reddit
Anybody that has taught kids for long enough knows that this is to be expected
Ok_Diamond_5977@reddit
What, he used big kids words 😆 🤣 😂
Extreme_Zucchini9481@reddit
Little Johnny!