Woman goes to see a gynaecologist for the first time and is laying back when she hears him gasp

Posted by Best_Payment_4908@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 75 comments

Worried she asks if everything is OK and the gynaecologist responds.

"Sorry, no, everything's fine and healthy don't worry. It's you just have the largest vagina I have ever seen, and I'm a gynaecologist"

"Realy, is it that big?" ask the woman

"oh yes, go home and stand over a mirror and have look"

So she heads home and follows instructions, and is stand over the mirror when her husband walks in sees her, and throws her across the room.

"What the hell, you nearly broke my fuckng arm" screams the woman

The husband responds - "If you'd fell down that hole, you'd have broke your fucking neck"

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sonofbro4@reddit

As soon as she spread her legs over the mirror, 15 class rings fell out

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Dazzling-Lemon1409@reddit

Guy sees an escort at the bar.
“I need a little pussy. “ he says. She says. “ Me to. Mine is as big as a house. “

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Falcon3492@reddit

The correct spelling is: Gynecologists. Your joke was amusing though.

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GoodFlounder@reddit

Gynaecologist is the British spelling

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BowiesDaddy@reddit

A woman walks into a shoe store in a little tiny dress and proceeds to try on 30 different pairs of shoes.

At one point, the clerk that's helping her looks up and notices she's not wearing any underwear. He's trying to be professional but can't help but sneak a few more peeks and finally says:

"Ma'am, I don't mean to be rude or crass, but I have half a mind to turn you upside down and eat you like ice cream."

"Well, I never!" Shouts the lady and storms out.

She goes home to her husband and tells him about the incident.

The husband shrugs his shoulders. "What do you want me to do about it?"

She says: "I want you to go down there and defend my honor!"

Husband replies: "Well dear, I have two things to say about this. Number one: you shouldn't be out without underwear and showing off your business in public. And two: I'm not messing with any guy that can eat that much ice cream!"

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kurtrussellfanclub@reddit

This is the second “large vagina” joke we’ve seen this week and they’re both as funny as each other

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prindacerk@reddit

Or it could be an echo of the first joke that you just saw.

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SocrapticMethod@reddit

Echo of the first joke?

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chronicfathead@reddit

Echo of the first joke?

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Evening-Tomatillo-47@reddit

Of the first joke?

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thatjewboy@reddit

first joke?

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cmatthewp@reddit

joke?

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Squonk15@reddit

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SteveInitBro@reddit

These chains are lame af.

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Evening-Tomatillo-47@reddit

Chains are lame afff

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SteveInitBro@reddit

It’s where you find the whit-less commenters.

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William_Joyce@reddit

Joke?

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allanbc@reddit

Vagina jokes are like poetry, they rhyme.

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Hot-Significance9503@reddit

Large vagina is not fun at all

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jakarta_guy@reddit

It is, if you found a Rolex inside

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franksymptoms@reddit

It isn't if you find Big Ben inside.

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cletus72757@reddit

HeLp Me FiNd My KeYs We’Ll DrIvE oUt.

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moonyoloforlife@reddit

It’s such a childish joke, that’s why I never make large vagina joke. Also because I gotta give respect to your mom.

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5zalot@reddit

Man, “I have a big dick!” Woman, “oooh! Can’t wait to see it! I have a big vagina!” Man, “ewwww! Don’t want to see it!”

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RatkeA@reddit

Large vagina is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year

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jibsand@reddit

THAT'S THE JOKE

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DashArcane@reddit

These "large vagina" jokes are jokes I heard in fourth grade when I didn't even entirely get them.

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Dedward5@reddit

But my sub joke about scaffold joke got 3k likes so I’m up for some more.

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auspexone@reddit

BPE!

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StrangeAssonance@reddit

Imo this one was funnier.

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TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit

Agreed. They're only vagly funny.

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Aoko_MoonlitStre@reddit

That twist at the end got me! Who knew a visit to the gyno could lead to such a wild revelation? Always a laugh with these stories!

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LawlessandFree@reddit

This was in the thread from the last one.

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joohanmh@reddit

I would like to see more so i can share it with my wife.

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kingpet100@reddit

I can't imagine their bedroom activities, like a hotdogs down the hallway..

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Sufficient_Company_4@reddit

The woman goes to the gynecologist. Tells him :"Doctor, my husband says my pussy smells,but I don't smell anything " Doctor tells her to get on the table. A few minutes go by. He says :"Alright,look,you're gonna need an operation" .."On my pussy ?" "No,on your NOSE !"

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Shitheadthedevourer@reddit

I ain’t reading allat

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Time_Breakfast8395@reddit

3 tampons are walking down the street. One is a regular tampon, one is a light tampon and one is a super absorbent tampon. Which one is most likely to stop and talk to you?

None of them. They're all stuck up cunts.

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Practical_Run7033@reddit

OMG, unreal.

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2whatextent@reddit

The cave I get, but who's that guy in the rowboat?

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FoolAndHerUsername@reddit

He wants to learn the alphabet

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rymoze@reddit

Mr. Bean

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Betelgeuse_1730@reddit

No fun for you but easy for the baby and the mother. You are just bitter. 🙄

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EarthMarsUranus@reddit

You didn't have to say it twice honey.

I didn't...

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tatorface@reddit

Number 27!

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theone1819@reddit

This reference goes deep.

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5zalot@reddit

Kind of like the woman’s huge vagina.

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that7deezguy@reddit

Oh my god, that is so number 14 lmfao

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Pivotalrook@reddit

Oh my God, that is so number 14 lmfao

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Sate_Hen@reddit

Get to the choppa!

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Albyn2511@reddit

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Devinroni@reddit

This isn't really funny, it's just kinda dumb. How has this post got so many upvotes?!

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Captain_Reddbeard@reddit

I think it's fucking hilarious because it's kinda dumb

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Kizejacks@reddit

“What the hell?!? You nearly broke my fucking arm!” screams the woman.

“Yeah, and you almost broke my fucking neck!” yells the full grown human who’d been hiding inside her enormous fucking vagina.

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iranoutofusernamespa@reddit

This one would be tricky to nail the timing, but I like it so much more!

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evilfitzal@reddit

At that point I think you need a whole village living in there. They're a peaceful people, and they invite you to be a guest in their home. You meet the governing body and discuss current affairs. You see little kids playing joyfully in the streets. You hear a dog barking in the distance. You meet a charming young villager who wants to get to know you better. You meet their parents and you feel comfortable. Like a home you never knew but always felt must be out there somewhere for you. Your wedding is beautiful and elegant, and they've erected a new house for you to start your new family in. Everyone has welcomed you in, and you start to forget what life was like outside the village. You and your partner are about to become parents, and you suggest getting a dog to complete your little family. "A dog?" your partner asks, "no, no, we're cat people."

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LamppostBoy@reddit

One of the worst jokes I've heard on this sub and the competition is stiff

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yax51@reddit

I'm glad I'm part of the competition

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Grouchy_Breadfruit_5@reddit

LOL

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Delex31@reddit

I can't even look a joke when the main character is spelled wrong. OP you 7?

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GriffinDodd@reddit

Hollywood's portraying of ‘strong female’ too often translates to ‘woman doing strong man stuff' I hate that.

There are countless strong females in all genres, the problem is that we don’t recognize strong feminine traits as actually being strong.

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