A penis has a sad life..

Posted by DennySmith62@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 15 comments

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.

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skempiscool@reddit

and yet he stands up to children who can't defend themselves.

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thedudefromsweden@reddit

Came to think of it, my dick hasn't seen the sun since I was a kid. Poor fellow.

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thedudefromsweden@reddit

You're right, probably for a leak. But just a sneak peek. A sneak peek at the leak.

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Beatricekiddo42@reddit

Dont let anyone take a peek. They might freak

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BitCoinBull1@reddit

And whn he gets excietd he throws up. Also bald.

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monkey_trumpets@reddit

not only throws up, projectile vomits

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ReubenZWeiner@reddit

Sometimes they put a bag over his head and make him do pushups 'til he barfs

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_34_@reddit

Other times they tape a cup to a box fan and stick him in there while it spins.

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FenianFemboy@reddit

Well, maybe if he wasn't such a dick he'd have a better life.

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.... I can feel the presence of a really good one that I can't quite piece together, something something "stuck-up cunts".... I'm only coming up with "and he's always getting stuck up cunts" and it doesn't work on the two levels I want it to.... Someone wanna put this together for me? It's ROFL hilarious, in the literal sense, I just can't bring this one home.