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I’m having a hard time making a good living doing circumcisions, could use some help.

Posted by jcmatthews66@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 12 comments

Anyone have a tip?

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Quirky_Pie301@reddit

Sounds like you’re just ripping people off.
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tricky5553@reddit

This is all soooo bad
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DiedOnTitan@reddit

Make wallets. When you rub then, they turn into suitcases.
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MrPloppyHead@reddit

When you say you are having a “hard time” whilst you are making a good living doing circumcisions what do you mean exactly
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daveshops@reddit

I feel for you. I work with dicks everyday too
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One_Economist_3761@reddit

Go to your local butchery and buy a … Bris-kit
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Abdul_Exhaust@reddit

Some clients were coerced. You'll deal with a forced kin.
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Chaotic424242@reddit

Save up All the foreskins and take them to a leather worker. Have him make you a wallet. You can sell that wallet for Thousands of dollars, because when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase.
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bigtallbiscuit@reddit

You’ll never cut it in this industry.
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listerinebreath@reddit

I used to work circumcising elephants. The salary wasn’t much, but the tips were huge!
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SofEdM@reddit

Whatever you do, try not to ripoff people!
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og-lollercopter@reddit

Just skim a little off the top - no one will notice.
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