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It’s just a tough situation. Apparently(per the cops) I’m not legally allowed to trespass him, only the landlord can, and thus I have to wait for him. Tbh landlord is putting up a camera and worst case we have evidence and he gets trespassed, best case I blew up so harsh that he just doesn’t come back again.

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True. I’m starting with just removing all of my stuff from my patio, give it a few days and see what happens. Worst case he gets trespassed, best case he never shows up again.

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Lmao fair. But atleast I’m working 50 hours a week to be better.

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Thank you, seriously.

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Fair, dog is a blue heeled/Aussie shepherd mix, but I don’t think she’s barked once in her life 🤣 definitely considering getting a pit bull, but only once I have a house.

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🤣

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Fair. I will keep that in mind, like I said we will have a gun soon so no worries on that end. Tbh my parents gave me brass knuckles 🤣 but I understand they are legally sketchy.

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Yeah I agree but you’d be surprised by Reddit lmao

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You’re right that I don’t. I only know that he’s making us feel unsafe and I’m unwilling to tolerate it any longer.

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Facts. No more chances, and I agree entirely. I just default to empathy for the homeless so maybe that makes me a pussy. Idk. Regardless next time he shows up it’s on sight. Taking gf to the range tmw to learn how to shoot.

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🤣 promise you I plan to and already have. Next up is a CCW, taking gf to the range tmw and teaching her how to shoot. I think we’ll be fine.

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Fair enough, like i said I understand your opinion and I truly am a give every opportunity to change kinda person, but patience has run out. I think it can be resolved by making the area inhospitable and also showing I’m willing to use force. Just am not a violent person by heart. Like I said we’ll see, but I feel that if he feels in danger then he will stop hanging around.

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It’s all good, made the edits only Fairly recently so no worries. No possibility of making a gate, but I’m getting a gun and will be going to the shooting range w/ gf so she can learn how to shoot and take it w/ her while she walks the dogs.

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Unfortunately not, live in Oklahoma and legal wise it’s reasonable force ONLY UNLESS they threaten you, he hasn’t physically threatened me yet, otherwise I’d have beat his ass . I have no legal ground to stand on otherwise. Landlord is putting up a camera for evidence for trespassing and that’s our best bet.

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Facts. I won’t be kind anymore, my empathy has run dry, taking gf to the range tomorrow to learn to shoot, and I’m removing him on sight if he returns.

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I feel you. I’ve called the cops multiple times but those lazy asses haven’t done shit. Essentially just saying that they can’t do anything unless he tries to break in. CCW for me!

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Facts. A ton of people don’t really understand and try to be all high horse about it, but it’s not THEIR family that’s at risk. If they want to talk then message me the address or number I can send him to and THEY can take the risk. Otherwise nope! CCW for me.

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And entice him to come back to extort me? Nope! 🤣

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Very fair. I agree.

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🤣 fair enough, like I said I’ve ran out of fucks to give, gonna be going to the range tomorrow to teach gf how to shoot. She’ll have the gun when she walks the dogs so I’m not so worried, and as for the guy himself? On sight.

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I understand, that’s rough, but I feel you. When I talked to the cops they said that only landlord could file trespassing charges, so while he’s putting up a camera for evidence, I’m getting a gun and teaching gf how to shoot. Update likely coming soon.

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Facts. He’s installing a camera as we speak(for the trespassing case) And I’m getting a gun and teaching gf how to shoot. Things should be handled and worst case? She will know how to shoot. I agree strongly.

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Facts. I totally understand and agree. Gun purchase coming soon, hopefully tomorrow. Along with pepper spray & brass knuckles(which we have) I have very few worries. We will be going to the fun range soon to teach her how to shoot.

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🤣 no I’m just not trying to catch a case. I don’t think he’s a threat at this point, theres a significant difference in size/strength so I’m not worried, but he’s obviously unstable. I don’t think it’s wrong to default to empathy for people who are struggling. However, I refuse to tolerate it one day longer, and like I said, on sight. Update likely coming soon.

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Incorrect. I already mentioned that I don’t want to hurt or harm him in any way. Obviously ULPT comes with people who just want to hurt him, but I don’t. I don’t want to “Fuck with” him and I refuse to do any of these suggestions that are inhumane. My only care is to stop him from staying here. If you’ve ever interacted with homelessness on the scale my town is at, then you would understand. Porch chairs are coming inside. I don’t think I’m wrong for wanting to protect my loved ones. I wish I could help, but I’m poor, the government and social services have failed him, but I can’t take their place. If you want to help him, I’ll give him your number, otherwise, idk. There’s literally nothing I can do for someone who doesn’t want to help themselves.

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Facts. It’s insane honestly. TBF I don’t want the guy to struggle more than he already is, but like in other comments I’ve run out of fucks to give. Potential update soon.

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I promise I won’t call 911, just the non emergency line so far. I don’t want him to get hurt by the police, just need him to leave.

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Fair, that’s the plan to start, remove all comfortable items. But Ive long since run out of empathy. We’ll see!

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Facts. Police have been lazy asses. Next time is different, potential update coming soon.

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Yeah being kind hasn’t gotten me anywhere, just cross my fingers I don’t catch a case, but next time it’s on sight. No fucks left to give.

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I agree, I’m not a violent person, and I have empathy for those that are homeless because I’ve been there myself. But next time, I have no more empathy in my heart, though in a way I’m upset with myself for even feeling like that. Like you said, next time, it’s on sight. Update may be coming soon.

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I agree, honestly landlord has said the same, so we’ll see where this goes.

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Eyeroll if I could. Already mentioned that next time it’s on sight. Don’t like being aggressive to those that are already visibly struggling, maybe that empathy makes me a pussy, but whatever. My empathy has run dry.

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Hmm we’ll see, might let the lust for power overcome me and simply melt.

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That’s true, I live in OK and laws are a little different, cannot use weapons unless they explicitly threaten you. However it’s their word against mine. We’ll see.

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Facts. I agree, am getting a gun soon and like I said, my empathy has run dry. Not tolerating next time.

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Ooh and maybe the bird spikes and caw sounds?

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Thank you, honestly a lot of these comments are like “seriously injure the guy” and while I feel the temptation, he has yet to cause any issues besides making us feel unsafe. Be safe.

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Oh shit never thought of this! Maybe a trapdoor that drops into an Indiana Jones snake dungeon?