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In-laws despise my favourite take out

Posted by sapphic_rose@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 508 comments

[UK LAW] - Can i ask to be moved due to saftey?

Posted by RecentAlienBird@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 39 comments

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Yes it does. A bright red line on a common self harm location could very easily be initially identified as blood. Wasn’t that incredibly easy to answer a question? Your turn.

[UK LAW] - Can i ask to be moved due to saftey?

Posted by RecentAlienBird@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 39 comments

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I don’t give a fuck about your traditional dress. Now please answer the question: why did you need to state that you are a PoC? Does it make the experience worse than if it happened to a white person? If anything you are making the police look better here. They responded to credible threats with appropriate force, identified a potential situation of harm, yet also had the discipline to not shoot and ask questions later, but instead they deescalated.

[UK LAW] - Can i ask to be moved due to saftey?

Posted by RecentAlienBird@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 39 comments

[UK LAW] - Can i ask to be moved due to saftey?

Posted by RecentAlienBird@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 39 comments

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Why are you assuming I’m white? That’s pretty racist. Now please answer the question: why did you need to state that you are a PoC? Does it make the experience worse than if it happened to a white person?

[UK LAW] - Can i ask to be moved due to saftey?

Posted by RecentAlienBird@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 39 comments

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Is this just a sympathy thread? How can you truly believe your private citizen landlord is obligated to move you into one of his more valuable properties at his own expense because something upsetting happened to you? Really think hard about this…

[UK LAW] - Can i ask to be moved due to saftey?

Posted by RecentAlienBird@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 39 comments

[UK LAW] - Can i ask to be moved due to saftey?

Posted by RecentAlienBird@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 39 comments

[UK LAW] - Can i ask to be moved due to saftey?

Posted by RecentAlienBird@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 39 comments

[UK LAW] - Can i ask to be moved due to saftey?

Posted by RecentAlienBird@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 39 comments

[UK LAW] - Can i ask to be moved due to saftey?

Posted by RecentAlienBird@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 39 comments

I found 19 pounds and 30 pence in a small plastic bag in my storage. I think it's from a trip I took to London 11 years ago however, I live in the United States. What do I do with this great and unexpected bounty?

Posted by harrisjfri@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 189 comments

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Leave the coins randomly around in various without explanation. I know I'm bemused and intrigued when I find random foreign currency around in the UK. It could become like a shitty Lizzy treasure hunt in your local area.

Do some actually find 9/11 jokes funny or am I just talking to the wrong crowd?

Posted by TrueSun2003@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 40 comments

What items would you want as a gift from the US?

Posted by Kobayashi_Kanna@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 156 comments

What items would you want as a gift from the US?

Posted by Kobayashi_Kanna@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 156 comments

What items would you want as a gift from the US?

Posted by Kobayashi_Kanna@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 156 comments

Why are lay-bys littered with so many empty alcoholic drinks?

Posted by yomoshissg@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 91 comments

Why are lay-bys littered with so many empty alcoholic drinks?

Posted by yomoshissg@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 91 comments

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I think you are completely and and utterly underestimating how many truck drivers are foreign. Nearly three million trucks cross the channel each year from Europe, do a few drop offs and a few collections to maximise efficiency, and return to mainland Europe a few days later. These guys are living in their cabs for several weeks at a time. Source: I work industry adjacent to haulage.

We are on holiday in Greece and one of our group wiped out while waterskiing and is now on crutches. We have a Quiz this evening and need a topical comedy team name?

Posted by Norklander@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 82 comments

Why are lay-bys littered with so many empty alcoholic drinks?

Posted by yomoshissg@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 91 comments

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I can't believe that almost everyone in this thread has completely gotten the answer wrong and just invented a national crisis of alcoholic drunk drivers. The answer is, due to the legally set amount of hours a driver can drive a heavy good vehicle per day, they often live in their cabs overnight. Because of this, their setups usually have beds, TV's, small cooking setups, kettles, and fridges. Drinking a beer in a layby is the same as having a beer after work. There doesn't need to be some weird alcoholic conspiracy. As for the littering, they're just dicks.

Why are lay-bys littered with so many empty alcoholic drinks?

Posted by yomoshissg@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 91 comments

Why are lay-bys littered with so many empty alcoholic drinks?

Posted by yomoshissg@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 91 comments

Is it weird to order alcohol with fish and chips?

Posted by Several_Inevitable76@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 536 comments

Is it weird to order alcohol with fish and chips?

Posted by Several_Inevitable76@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 536 comments

Is it weird to order alcohol with fish and chips?

Posted by Several_Inevitable76@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 536 comments

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She probably got fired from working at the cinema ‘joking’ that anyone over 18 was a pedo if they bought tickets for a childrens movie. But hey it’s just a joke!

Which country reminds you of the UK the most?

Posted by Significant_Pie_6422@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 438 comments

Which country reminds you of the UK the most?

Posted by Significant_Pie_6422@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 438 comments

How much water do you drink a day?

Posted by BigLittleSlof@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 119 comments

What are people’s opinions about online predator hunters?

Posted by SpectrumZX128K45@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 69 comments

What are people’s opinions about online predator hunters?

Posted by SpectrumZX128K45@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 69 comments

What are people’s opinions about online predator hunters?

Posted by SpectrumZX128K45@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 69 comments

What are people’s opinions about online predator hunters?

Posted by SpectrumZX128K45@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 69 comments

What are people’s opinions about online predator hunters?

Posted by SpectrumZX128K45@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 69 comments

What are people’s opinions about online predator hunters?

Posted by SpectrumZX128K45@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 69 comments

What are people’s opinions about online predator hunters?

Posted by SpectrumZX128K45@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 69 comments

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All most vigilante groups do is ruin court cases and get them let off. Hey, but at least they felt powerful when they were punching this guy in the face in the street.

What are people’s opinions about online predator hunters?

Posted by SpectrumZX128K45@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 69 comments

What are people’s opinions about online predator hunters?

Posted by SpectrumZX128K45@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 69 comments

What UK food would you give a non-UK person?

Posted by xenta101@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 134 comments

Is it normal to be able to feel a hairdresser's penis whilst he is drying your hair?

Posted by Acceptable-Guide2299@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 539 comments

Is it normal to be able to feel a hairdresser's penis whilst he is drying your hair?

Posted by Acceptable-Guide2299@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 539 comments

Is it normal to be able to feel a hairdresser's penis whilst he is drying your hair?

Posted by Acceptable-Guide2299@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 539 comments

Is it normal to be able to feel a hairdresser's penis whilst he is drying your hair?

Posted by Acceptable-Guide2299@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 539 comments

Do you think current humans live better than the Kings and Queens of the past?

Posted by Olduvai_legend@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 282 comments

Do you think current humans live better than the Kings and Queens of the past?

Posted by Olduvai_legend@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 282 comments

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>I wouldn't say we have it better than Victoria. You don't need washing machines etc when you have staff and she'll have had better food than most of us do. This is a categorically incredibly awful take.

Do you think current humans live better than the Kings and Queens of the past?

Posted by Olduvai_legend@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 282 comments

Are my parents NPCs?

Posted by STIRofSOULS@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 32 comments

Are my parents NPCs?

Posted by STIRofSOULS@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 32 comments

Is there a UK ladies sub?

Posted by PuddingBrat@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 16 comments

Immigrated! How to sell my british car now?

Posted by Sistem21@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 9 comments

What do you consider to be a reasonable time to wait in A&E? Currently 12-14 is Whiston hospital Merseyside.

Posted by Noble_Atom@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 296 comments

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Controversially, every time I have been to A&E it has been both an accident and an emergency and I have been taken back for treatment immediately. The last time, having slipped and placed a drill bit through the entire thickness of my hand, I was waiting for X-Ray results within 11 minutes of arriving, leaving again within half an hour. The time before that, when boiling water exploded in front of my face and peeled my entire face like Batmans Harvey Dent, I asked how the nurse was and he said, ‘I’d be much better if people didn’t come for treatment for grazes on their chin like the last patient’. If it’s not an A or not an E, I’d expect you to wait until a lull to be treated. Consistently being less important than new A’s and new E’s.