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USAF moving assets out of Mideast; Pentagon Pizza Index showing above average traffic for a Saturday night

Posted by NotBradPitt9@reddit | PrepperIntel | View on Reddit | 168 comments

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Yeah... Basically the only option for the US to get out of this with minimum damage to world order would be to really truly go hat-in-hand to NATO and beg for a coalition to re-open and aggressively hold the straight with minimal invasion on the Iranian shores to set up anti-drone systems etc. Trump is gonna try to do this own his own, or just try to fully invade/do some kind of second Israeli-lead covert regime change operation.

USAF moving assets out of Mideast; Pentagon Pizza Index showing above average traffic for a Saturday night

Posted by NotBradPitt9@reddit | PrepperIntel | View on Reddit | 168 comments

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But do you think he's actually secretly Brad Pitt? I mean, assuming it's a double switcheroo is exactly what Brad Pitt would WANT us to pick.

“Necessary means for a necessary means for a…” was ad libbed

Posted by LawrenceSellers@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 81 comments

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Phillip, the lord took you too young. You had so much more to give.

Fizzy Milkshake

Posted by Onlyfangz@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 5 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

It used to be a think to put milk in cream soda, tbh it's quite good

ULPT How can I ultimately troll my husband so he stops embarrassing me?

Posted by Wife_of_Shao_Kahn@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 1494 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

One up the joke. Love it. "Well after trying for months with your broken sperm I had to take matters into my own hands"

You can pry these emojis from my 🥶☠️👏

Posted by WillowOttoFloraFrank@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 312 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

You're mistaken. We are cool. They are stupid.

You can pry these emojis from my 🥶☠️👏

Posted by WillowOttoFloraFrank@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 312 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

Man, emojis and gifs. What happened to the frivolity in the world. Everyone's just angry and doesn't know how to spell shit anymore. Sigh.

Anyone Else Just... Struggling?

Posted by King_of_Lunch223@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 526 comments

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What do you think of Amy Winehouse?

Posted by Twitter_2006@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 413 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

Honestly Smile 2 is like a great film specifically focused on this, it's great.

What do you think of Amy Winehouse?

Posted by Twitter_2006@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 413 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

You know, I'm not over Amy Winehouse. It's like, we knew it would happen, but we didn't do anything about it. I didn't know her, know her, but I still miss her

Occupy

Posted by anonymousdyke@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 319 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

Inshallah.

Occupy

Posted by anonymousdyke@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 319 comments

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I do find it amazing how few younger folks today know about occupy.

Whatcha got fam?

Posted by Merlins_Owl@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 1527 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

Black hole suuuuun won't you come... And waaaash awayyyy the raaaaaain....

Whatcha got fam?

Posted by Merlins_Owl@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 1527 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEEEEDGE MY FRIIIIEND

So.... How's your mid-life crisis going?

Posted by CrotalusHorridus@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 2084 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

It feels like a crap shoot until 30+ honestly. They only really learn how to be active, confident participants by then. 😄

So.... How's your mid-life crisis going?

Posted by CrotalusHorridus@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 2084 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

They're bad at sex. They're nice to look at then get boring in the bedroom quickly. 🤷‍♂️

So.... How's your mid-life crisis going?

Posted by CrotalusHorridus@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 2084 comments

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Lost my deeply beloved partner to drugs just before turning 40, and two years later I'm only coming out of my own addiction that the stress of that drove me into. I didn't realize I was watching her fall into addiction because she was doing it all in secret until it was too late. Also got laid off from a tech job a year ago into a world that no longer is gonna need the career path in a few years. Now I'm starting to rebuild a life and reconnect with everything I lost touch with in the world while spiraling in a drug haze. And all of them now side-eye me like I might fall back into addiction, when I know full well I won't but none of them (and me until a couple years ago) really have used anything stronger than weed. I just can't ever find enough words to explain how much I loved that girl, and how empty I feel without her. Every date I go on just reminds me how much they're not her. It was like finding the puzzle piece I was meant to connect to.

So.... How's your mid-life crisis going?

Posted by CrotalusHorridus@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 2084 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

Did a couple 20-somethings, it ain't worth it.

So.... How's your mid-life crisis going?

Posted by CrotalusHorridus@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 2084 comments

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I hate, HATE, that the world is forcing me to start getting uniquely interested in WWII right at the period in my life men stereotypically get into WWII.

So.... How's your mid-life crisis going?

Posted by CrotalusHorridus@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 2084 comments

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Yay for love!! 😊

Is everyone living in a McMansion?

Posted by beverlyhillsbrenda@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 1760 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

1920 bungalow, I love it, and every inch of plaster wall I can't brush up against or they'll entirely crumble to dust.

ULPT: How to make someone NOPE out of a fight?

Posted by attackbat33@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 645 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

Sand mixed with glitter, it'll never come off

What do you tell her?

Posted by coloradotaxguy@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 1023 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

We take over government, raise taxes on the ultra wealthy, and fund reasonable social support for everybody.

Admit it... Did you ever try...

Posted by HalfwayAwkwardNerd@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 200 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

It's the Xennial sub, we all too ADHD to be reading extra text when it's time to make a dick joke.

What’s something you can do now that you couldn’t do when you were young?

Posted by Choice_Student4910@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 539 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

Know what real regret feels like.

To you guys think you're fast typers, and why?

Posted by FriendBen4u@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 316 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

I went into typing class in 9th grade already knowing how to type about 60wpm hunt and peck because of MUD's, by the end of the semester it was 110-120wpm standard typing.

Sub in a nutshell

Posted by Top_Cranberry7721@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 152 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

Fuhgina

Sub in a nutshell

Posted by Top_Cranberry7721@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 152 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

They really tie the sub together.

What’s your thoughts on the swing craze of 1997?

Posted by Superb-Donkey7202@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 1639 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

Love seeing my city everywhere these days.

Do you think Brandt has watched before?

Posted by kemiyun@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 113 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

Oh that's that Hawaiian burger joint!

Jalen, I like your style

Posted by AlternativeEbb3494@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 49 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jalen.

Make up a backstory for how Cynthia met Marty Ackerman

Posted by AConfederacyOfDunces@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 41 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

Well dude, we just don't know.

Not exactly a lightweight

Posted by RefrigeratorNo4225@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 29 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit

We know it's his homework, just ask him where the fuckin money is!

Not exactly a lightweight

Posted by RefrigeratorNo4225@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 29 comments

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Fuckin' fascist!

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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New shit has come to light!

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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There is no try, there is only Dude.

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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Maybe that's just, like, Snatch?

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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🤌💀 Alas, poor Donnie... I knew him well, Dude.

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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Ohhh I was thinking of Tusk.

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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Justin Long is an underrated actor.

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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I'd have to see it to believe it. Aussies have chill but they also can be kinda... You know.

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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The Dudai Lama is my new god.

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit (OP)

You know I originally came on this thought when envisioning that stereotype of the cigarette smoking nihilistic Frenchman.

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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What about, like, Parasite? And they've got the like drunken samurai concept.

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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I dig your vibe, man.

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit (OP)

The Guy has a pretty nice ring to it, but that isn't a super uncommon name in French cultures is it?

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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That was kinda my thought, and he's like the ultimate uberAmerican. I was thinking MAYBE Korea or Japan have some of the same almost zen culture as the Dude represents.

Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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Could the Dude be feasible in other cultural context, or is the Dude a uniquely American cultural artifact?

Posted by OneTwoThreePooAndPee@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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I am the walrus?