OhNoEnglandBloke

I wouldn’t donate to a charity shop as 95% of donations are “ragged”. Go directly to a hospital/ hospice. Wash them with fairy non bio before hand. No softener. Also, fuck your friends!

Accidentally stole a trolley full of shopping from Sainsbury's - can I ever go back?

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Yeah just be honest and pop back in. Otherwise you would be shitting yourself each time you go back. I accidentally stole a whole a salmon and I went back after getting home. The fish back with my receipt and paid for it.

Anyone remember the 90s fast food chain Spud-u-like?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

I’ve forgotten what’s the name of the shopping centre though

Anyone remember the 90s fast food chain Spud-u-like?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

There was in the Tunbridge Wells shopping centre

Why do I still need to phone in sick?

Posted by Affectionate-Rush570@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 623 comments

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Maybe it’s prove you haven’t been kidnapped

What was the biggest waste of money purchase you made recently?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Got my brother a jar hair wax, he bald.

If you take a bottle of wine to someone's house party but it doesn't get drunk do you expect to get it back?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

It’s for the house, as soon as the bottle went over the threshold it’s belongs to house. Whatever happens to it doesn’t matter. She’s not cool and avoid inviting her to parties.

Major rift in friend group after round-buying dispute. What would you have done?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

How much is this soft drink? More than a pint I would imagine.

Why has Hannah Waddingham all of a sudden ended up everywhere this Christmas?

Posted by uniscolar2000@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 186 comments

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Who?

Do you serve a starter with Christmas lunch?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

I’m doing soup, prawn cocktail the rest

What media can I show my American wife to convince her to move to the UK?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

This Country.

The Tupolev Tu-144 taking off

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Cute floppy ears*

The Tupolev Tu-144 taking off

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I like it’s little ears

Can I get refunded from a Thameslink fine if I appeal it, and then pay the fine?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Don’t give it them ID. They can ask but you don’t have to give it.

Is it okay asking british people about tea and footbal ?

Posted by killernyak@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 163 comments

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Talk about the weather

Can a holiday price be increased after you have paid?

Posted by Fremanofkol@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 149 comments

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

And having the packed bags in the photo

Why am I getting bottles of milk delivered to my house?

Posted by Drawbanter@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 111 comments

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Delivered milk also tastes better

Condor's beach towel livery has grown on me so much; one of my favorites in the sky

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

I think this is really cool!

Which christmas present are you most excited about gifting this year and why?

Posted by Seriously_oh_come_on@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 135 comments

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

lol, this is brilliant

I'm going to a fancy dress party, where the theme is conspiracy theories. What should I go as?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Sandwich board style, because it’s flat

Any story on this plane? Being de-iced at ORD today. Looks beat to hell.

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I giggle tbf

What does and doesn't belong on a Christmas dinner?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

All day grazing buffet sounds like the best thing ever! Especially with games and plenty of booze

What does and doesn't belong on a Christmas dinner?

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Braised red cabbage with bacon is the nuts

What was the craziest thing you’ve witnesses in your local pub?

Posted by Low_Cantaloupe6596@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 349 comments

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Good lad

What was the craziest thing you’ve witnesses in your local pub?

Posted by Low_Cantaloupe6596@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 349 comments

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Sounds like Weymouth

What was the craziest thing you’ve witnesses in your local pub?

Posted by Low_Cantaloupe6596@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 349 comments

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

lol!!!!!! I spend too much time on Reddit.

What was the craziest thing you’ve witnesses in your local pub?

Posted by Low_Cantaloupe6596@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 349 comments

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This summer, this bloke who was absolutely built like a brick shit house being chased by a wasp.

What was the craziest thing you’ve witnesses in your local pub?

Posted by Low_Cantaloupe6596@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 349 comments

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Did you finish your pint though?

How often do people call in sick per year?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Since Covid, I would like to think that businesses _now_ understand what a healthy workforce means for the business.

Is analogue clock illiteracy on the increase?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Unfortunately they know how to use a knife and unsupervised tokTik

Do you get a receipt in a supermarket?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

No receipt, no exit. You’ll be on milk duty

SWA plane at MKE

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

I chuckled

Is analogue clock illiteracy on the increase?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

What next will drop, the ability to write?

ETOPS question

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Plane has a nice chilled face

Jet breaks the sound barrier flying over us while we are riding dirtbikes

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

Years ago a couple of jets intercepted a Russian aircraft and it sounded like this. I recall the sound in my chest though. This was in the SE of England though.

Hiya guys! I was wondering if you know what these circular ramps are called?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

This made me chuckle

Why do 717 aircraft at the gate usually have their horizontal stabilizers pointing down?

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Is the sound in the cabin significantly quieter with the engines at the back?

Have you ever been robbed by an AskUK question?

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Law- abiding manner made me chuckle

Do you feel awkward going on holidays alone?

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I’ve been going alone on holiday for years now. I absolutely love it! There’s no pressure to please the other party, can wake up whenever I like etc. Always get chatting with other holiday makers so it’s not like I’m sitting alone all the time. the freedom it offers is so nice.

People in their late twenties or older, when was the last time you made a new friend?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

This is a good solid plan.

Can I go to ex FIL's funeral?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

The funeral isn’t about you. Send a nice card and offer to meet up at a later date.

What is one thing you found out you were completely wrong about?

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OhNoEnglandBloke@reddit

I also thought mallards were gentleman ducks! Until this moment….what the