LeftFieldAzure

• Make a fake bootleg OAN network that gradually eases it's viewership back towards normal politics, but also talks about the Loch Ness Monster to an excessive degree in order to help sustain their viewers need for "crazy shit"

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• The federal government should do a bailout for Red Lobster.

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• The NFL should fire players every time they make a mistake.. the best ever players would only get to play for like a few weeks at the most.

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• Get rid of second grade in elementary school and just randomly assign those kids to any other grade including high school.

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• Start a household appliance company that only makes appliances that have faces on them made out of the knobs and dials and controls.

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• Declare a HAM-ber alert for missing pigs.

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• Who remembers Solid Gold and the Solid Gold Dancers!! Interpretive Dance to all of the hits!

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• Start a band with other people who only learned an instrument since, and because of the Pandemic. Call the band "The Jabs"

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• Network Evening News should start the show with the Emotionally manipulative human interest stories, rather than end with them.

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• Change the name of the part of the Coast Guard that chases drug smugglers to "Coast Busters"! (Who ya gonna call?) also make them catch ghosts, too.

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• an "Escalation" of the "Weinermobile", make a giant Bratwurst vehicle out of an Abrams tank.

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• A spinoff of Shark Tank, but all the contestants are trying to pitch whatever idea they've conceived at the peak of a full -on manic episode.

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• Aspinoff of Shark Tank, but all the contestants are having full-on manic episodes and trying to pitch whatever idea they've latched onto

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• The Grateful Dead should sell their catalog and likeness to Chuck E. Cheese and Launch a chain of Grateful Dead-themed family restaurants with simulated android reproduction of the skeleton band from "Touch of Grey" playing their live sets.

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• Start a group that believes that the earth is bigger, rounder and more luscious than it really is. Call it the Phat Earthers

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• Re-identify a person as a limited liability organ system. Set up a corporation that represents the sick part of the person's body (lungs, spleen, etc) and then just whatever debt that organ creates due to illness you can just write it off to that organ as a loss.

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• A regular restaurant where you can sit down and order food, but it also has a menu of different long-haired shirtless, oiled saxophone players that you can press a button to summon to your table to blast a solo for 30 seconds

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