KissMyAlien

• My friend asked me why a lot of GenX guys are bi, or at least into freaky shit... These kinky homoerotic toys are why! Muscle dude wearing bondage gear riding a big green pussy (cat).

  Posted by KissMyAlien@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 15 comments

• I have a confession everyone...

  Posted by KissMyAlien@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 12 comments

• As I sit here sipping on decaf green tea, and eating my oatmeal for breakfast I am curious as to what my fellow ol' folks are eating for breakfast.

  Posted by KissMyAlien@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 1912 comments

• I think I figured out the problem with GenZ... They didn't grow up with the Wheel Of Morality! They weren't gifted with those wise words of wisdom to guide them through life.

  Posted by KissMyAlien@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 1 comments

• Endo/Colo posts hated? I received a comment that was upset about my previous post. However a previous post in here inspired me to get the test. I may have Crohns disease. Biopsy will soon tell. Endo/Colo posts in here can save lives!

  Posted by KissMyAlien@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 57 comments

• Because of health reasons my doctor didn't think I could successfully prep for an endo/colo at home so I'm stuck doing prep in the hospital. I'm scared, cramping, and 4 glasses down. Still solid poops. Taste isn't horrible, but cramps suck.

  Posted by KissMyAlien@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 82 comments

• So one random Saturday morning we all just collectively watched Daffy Duck off himself, and yet we wonder why we're the nihilist generation...

  Posted by KissMyAlien@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 46 comments

• All of our moms would be doing hard time.

  Posted by KissMyAlien@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 120 comments

• At this point I'm beginning to question if I/We actually do exist. This shit happens too much!

  Posted by KissMyAlien@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 58 comments

• GenX doesn't do "clicks". We are all Slackers! We hung out at the mall all day, played video games all night, and slept til 1pm. We wear slip on shoes, never tuck our shirts, cuss like sailors, and never give a fuck. WE ARE THE SLACKERS!

  Posted by KissMyAlien@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 8 comments

• The older I get, the less fucks I have to give. Behold, my current bag of fucks:

  Posted by KissMyAlien@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 16 comments

• Ok, my turn I guess. Me at 12 and me now.

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• You can tell if someone is a GenXer by asking them to count to 12. (Admit it, you're singing the song now aren't you?)

  Posted by KissMyAlien@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 51 comments

• "And then one day you find, 10 years have got behind you. No one told you when to run. You missed the starting gun." Where the hell has the time gone?

  Posted by KissMyAlien@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 293 comments