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Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

That's just mental. Some of these are odd, but harmless this is fundamentally bonkers.

If someone tried to institute that in my household I'd have an aneurysm.

If you gaze for long into an egg, the egg also gazes into you.

It is if it's to the magical man who created all life and will make sure you get food whilst starving millions.

Good, fucking stay there and keep this shit away from the rest of us.

"I don't know. Kill a kid an hour until it sorts itself out"

That video was very illuminating, thank you. I couldn't for the life of me imagine how people were getting bolt and fault to sound the same, this cleared it right up.

Honestly I don't think survivorship bias is a generational thing. I would say that's observable amongst every generation. Hell, the famous example on the Internet was a mistake by WW2 era engineers.

I love when lunatics claim it's just a difference of opinion. Say crazy shit, get mocked for it, it's very simple.

Tbh honest I reckon anything that keeps you away from others is a boon to the rest of us.

So many times the examples of "gentle parenting" aren't even parenting. Gentle parenting actually involves doing things.

Why is that? Why are older folk seemingly incapable of comprehending this information?

Can you find it in yourself to piss on his grave?

Again, what part of my suggestion controls what choices the kids make? And why is it wrong to give your kids extra info on a subject? And what if they don't ever look back in shame? What if they internalise Chris Brown's attitude and behaviour as normal and acceptable? Is a parent never supposed to warn their children that someone who seems benign is not? I appreciate you might not give a shit if your kids are being influenced by a massive piece of shit, but to my understanding some people do care about their children.

Of course, I shouldn't have said that you ban them entirely from every listening to him. Oh wait, I didn't. I just suggested informing them more clearly of what a piece of shit he is. So how is that not letting them make their own choices?

What else can you do?

Have you sat them down and read them the court transcript? That might taint him enough in their minds that they can't listen to him without thinking about it

I hope you get what you're cheering on for him.

Right, because large groups of humans are famous for their rationality. That's why it's always the most reasonable and competent people that win elections.

That is certainly possible. Or it could be that they're very sensitive about this issue.

So it is.

Hahahaha right, so how is that my fault? Why even bother proposing it was my delivery, and not you being sensitive?

Perhaps. Or perhaps you have no sense of humour about this.

Ok, so you've no sense of humour about this, got it.

I wouldn't mind it, but that's because I buy drugs and that would be very convenient.

It gives them a sense of power.

"for no reason" is just such a pathetic and easily disprovable lie. Why on earth would the government waste money on chicken killing for no purpose?

I once attended a puppy training class with my parents about 16 years ago. I was maybe 10 or so and had never in my life seen or heard this advert. At one point an old lady comes around with a biscuit tray, I asked for a Penguin, and she goes "P-p-p-p-p-p-p". I of course immediately understood that I had been rude and said "Please may I have a penguin." To which she simply replied "P-p-p-p-p-p-p". To which I could only blankly repeat "Please". And of course her sensible reply was to just say "P-p-p-p-p-p-p" again. In my memory this went on for 15 minutes or so with me looking around with begging eyes for somebody, anybody to come and assist me with this lady whose CD was apparently skipping. I'm sure it was only 30 seconds in reality. Eventually I just took the biscuit and she toddled off, but looking back I truly cannot fathom why this woman thought merely repeating a series of nonsensical noises was in some way going to communicate anything to me when I was clearly not picking up what she was trying to do. It's still lodged in my memory so vividly because of how insane it is to me how some people just automatically assume everyone else has the exact same frames of reference, and will not budge from that assumption no matter the evidence to the contrary.

What's the fucking use of a comment like this?

Hahahaha who the fuck is pushing for the end of female and male genders?

It's a bit like police. They're kinda shit jobs, compensated abysmally, so a lot of the people who take them, take them for the opportunity to be bullies