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Ulpt: if you're in a fight and your opponent is wearing loose fitting pants, pull their pants down.

Posted by Aslonz@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 27 comments

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Pristine-Ad-469@reddit

You have clearly never been in a fight. You’re going to reach for their pants? How are you going to do that without getting hit. Putting your face that low is one of the worst things you can do in a fight because now you’re boutta eat a knee and need jaw surgery. Say you do get close enough and you tackle them. That’s really the only way you can safely get that close. Now you are both on the ground and his pants being down doesn’t really matter and while you’re busy focusing on undressing him he’s punching at the back of your head, a spot you very much so do not want to be punched. Please never give fighting advice again lol
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ImpressivePraline906@reddit

And then poke their eyes and hold their nose and bop them on the head! Nuk-nuk-nuk 
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tmoran1116@reddit

Wise guy, eh?
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RetardedGuava@reddit

Don't forget the ol' discombobulate
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CookingToEntertain@reddit

Sherlock Holmes reference?
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RetardedGuava@reddit

Somewhat, but I've also seen it in other places.
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CarrotsIsAFruit@reddit

I thought this said flight instead of fight, and was very confused
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vaniIIagoriIIa@reddit

Make it easier to suck their cock. Who's going to hit the mouth that sucks their cock.
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No-Instruction-9048@reddit

me (im asexual)
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RoomyCard44321@reddit

How do u realize that you are asexual?
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Osherono@reddit

An unending urge to split?
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vaniIIagoriIIa@reddit

Asexuals don't enjoy blowjobs? Physiologically still feels good.
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cnycompguy@reddit

That's how you end up on a list
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Other-Style1958@reddit

Only if you are an American school teacher
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cnycompguy@reddit

I actually know a guy that got on the list when doing an armed robbery. Money was in the hooker's bra. Reaching in to grab it put him on the list.
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Flashwastaken@reddit

Chris Jericho’s list?
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Other-Style1958@reddit

That sucks and I would ask for upgraded weapons charge over being on the list
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Mafia_Guru@reddit

I practice Judo. Which means I and my opponent both wear kinda loose pants. Does it mean that now to win a match it's a race to pull out your opponent's pants? 😂. Naah this tip messed up my brain🤦😭.
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Boogla19981@reddit

Let me expose my chin and try to pull down some pants
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dirtymoney@reddit

Oh great now i am wsucking dick,.
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SolutionExternal5569@reddit

You've never been in a fight, have you op?
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Aslonz@reddit (OP)

Once but the guy had a belt on. I know cause I checked.
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Aetheldrake@reddit

Power move: start laughing
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458643@reddit

Or pity them
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vikingsurplus@reddit

Or just pull your own pants down.
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appointment45@reddit

massive strap-on here FTW.
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walkawaysux@reddit

Do this in front of the crowd and your opponent may be shamed bad enough to run away!
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