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Anon asks the real question

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Anon asks the real question

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CurseDeity@reddit

The way Anon describes it, she's less of a girlfriend and more of an autistic sugar-mommy,
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NovelMixture512@reddit

I’m not seeing the issue with that
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creeper6530@reddit

I'd love to have an autistic girlfriend as an autist myself
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_SnesGuy@reddit

and? Where do I sign up. gimme a 5/10 autist sugar mamma anyday
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Ziomownik@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/lotoar8mz9xc1.jpeg?width=834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3f01ea46dc5425cc91a4ad7603076f1c288f90a .....me too
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HopeBoi@reddit

5/10..???? Dawg????
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Noiseyboisey@reddit

That’s average not ugly, cmon now
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yxtsama@reddit

Modern rating systems fucked up peoples brains, seven is the new five now.
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Facesit_Freak@reddit

Real
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-DeadLock@reddit

But average is ugly now because people eat slop and sit on their ass all day and the chemicals and shit
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Eqto_8@reddit

SUGAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
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AnonymousUser1992@reddit

Given that 95% of people are between 3 and 7, with less than 0.5% a 1 or 10, a 5 is basically 70% or women on the planet. That girl you crush on and think she is a 10? Nah. At most a 6.
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Martian_Hunted@reddit

I don't think that's how distributions should be translated to the real world. The "girl" I crushed on was actually a 10. Just like every other "girl" I've dated
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RAN30X@reddit

>"girl" 10 inches or cm?
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Martian_Hunted@reddit

dm, I'm not an amateur
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GodOfMegaDeath@reddit

Meters, she was a giantess
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toalicker_69@reddit

I mean, if she's a 5/10 looks but is a sugar momma who shares and enjoys my hobbies, then that's pretty much a 10/10 for me. I enjoy pretty women but I enjoy financial benefits and quality time with people I like more.
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THISOBSCUREWORLD@reddit

Me too please
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Mysterious_Cucumber@reddit

Me too
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ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit

Everybody gets a turn
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demonslayer9911@reddit

Me three
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Morphing_Mutant@reddit

The problem being?
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The_Mad_Duck_@reddit

I'm sold
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zombieGenm_0x68@reddit

I fail to see the problem with this
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Phil_Da_Thrill@reddit

I’m not gonna lie, in another reality I hope I’m being absolutely spoiled by a goth sugar mommy. I’m don’t think I actually have the strength of will to go through with it in this timeline.
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Asbjorn26@reddit

STOP I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT
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Mr_Goodnite@reddit

If yes, win. If no penis, still win but not as good
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creeper6530@reddit

Depends on your gender
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WaAaT25@reddit

Big if true
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dogemeemsdude@reddit

Least obvious LARP on 4chan
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aj12wedf@reddit

Lol
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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

My last girlfriend was 34 when I was 24. Best fucking decision I ever made
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n0p3rs@reddit

Funny double entendre
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avagrantthought@reddit

How so?
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thekernel@reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ_xcH-LZZ4
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avagrantthought@reddit

Thanks for this What is this guys channel exactly?
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Monkey_venom@reddit

Fucking can be used as an adjective, adverb, noun or a verb, depending on the situation. So the word fucking in "Best fucking decision" could be in this situation both an adverb meaning "the best decision", and a verb meaning "best decision on who to fuck".
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avagrantthought@reddit

I see. Thanks for explaining to me, friend
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avagrantthought@reddit

Why is she your last and not your current?
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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

Cuz she has a lot of personal issues and has made some fairly poor choices, and won't let anyone question her on it. She was my best friend for many years and has recently shut me out of her life because I have made much better choices than her and made her feel insecure. Still incomparably better than my first relationship, if you can believe it. Now I'm looking into therapy for all this cuz I literally have no emotionally close friends in my life anymore.
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0gizmo0@reddit

How was she the best decision you ever made then?
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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

Kinky big booty mommy gf
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0gizmo0@reddit

Fair
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liluzibrap@reddit

Good luck, buddy. It really fucking sucks and I hate that it's so hard to make friends after schooling
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-DeadLock@reddit

Had something similar once. Tall Vietnamese girl with thick thunderthighs and big butt, looked like a model, high paying job, 34, dated her at 26. Sadly i think she was bipolar. She didnt abuse me or anything but she was cookoo and it wasnt working
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IAmAGoodFella@reddit

Real
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avagrantthought@reddit

I see. I’m sorry to hear that. I wish you the best 👍
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rokomotto@reddit

Oof sounds like my situation rn. Hope it lasts longer than yours though.
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Morphing_Mutant@reddit

Thr seething jealousy of 4channers never surprises me.
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jsjzn@reddit

Anon should date a 70 year old and explode her house
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Facesit_Freak@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/2uo69021b4xc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e42812a5af3e1bf404d25566ed787f483606274d
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Somewhere-Livid@reddit

The psyop is anti pedophilia
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HeirAscend@reddit

The picrel is from a pedo anime lol
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TheEgoAndItsPwn@reddit

Pedophilia is when 2 adults are in a relationship
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Weppih@reddit

anon is a 25 year old minor who got groomed 😔✊
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david__14@reddit

the psyop being anon having a girlfriend.
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Flashy_Narwhal9362@reddit

With a penis.
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Comprehensive-Oil158@reddit

Fake and gay Fake: anon is dating a woman Gay: he's actually dating a man
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an_achronist@reddit

She got the babyrabies
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AmbidextrousDyslexic@reddit

then make a milf out of her, shit. if you have a stable, loving, cooperative relationship, why not start a family?
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maxxiescat@reddit

there’s advantages to younger and older gfs, i’m dating both :3
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ImVeryChil@reddit

:3
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mayateka@reddit

Anime: call of the night
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SirGoatFucker@reddit

Haha it would be such a funny prank if I spent 50k for an animation of that girl crushing my avatars balls😋😋😋
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TheChief275@reddit

[Chorus: Thanos] Tha-a-Tha-na-a-no-os-tha-a— Tha-a-nos-Tha-a— Tha-a-Tha-a-a-a-no-os-tha-a— Tha-a-na-a— [Refrain: Thanos] Y'all gon' make me act a fool up in here, up in here Y'all gon' make me lose my cool up in here, up in here Y'all gon' make me bust a sweat up in here, up in here Y'all gon' make my fingers snap up in here, up in here [Verse: Thanos] Why should I battle a crusty old man When you can't even defeat a little weak Peter Pan? Ya lucky this is only a beat-box battle 'Cause in a real battle, I'll make ya feel rattled Look at him, he only got one planet I got the whole Galaxy under my dependence You're gonna beg when you bleed and die As you realize destiny arrived [Bridge: Thanos] Y'all gon' make me— Y'all gon' make me— Y'all gon' make me— Y'all gon' make me— [Chorus: Thanos] Tha-a-Tha-na-a-no-os-tha-a— Tha-a-nos-Tha-a— Tha-a-Tha-a-a-a-no-os-tha-a— Tha-a-na-a— let me show you how to scratch it [Outro: Thanos] Either way, destiny still arrives, bew!
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scrumptipus@reddit

older women fill that hole in your heart nobody else can fill.
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Sophia_Steinberger@reddit

My best friend's girl is five years older than him. Other than that they have to plan for a baby in the nearer future already, there has never been a problem ?
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Rolexion@reddit

Fuck that’s pathetic. Definitely a mother son kind of relationship. Poor anon.
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antimon86@reddit

Why I'm not dating older women? Because older they get, more jealous they become.
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yeetmemommmy@reddit

Anon is living my dream. If it were real of course.
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wirelessp0tat0@reddit

H,i I'm new here. This post made me understand everything I needed to know. By
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Apolacc@reddit

Anon unironically found a mommy gf.
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2020mademejoinreddit@reddit

But is she hot?
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TRMNLLYCHILL83@reddit

Why aren’t you milfmaxxing bros I’m 27 and talking to a 35 year old. It’s pretty refreshing and the maturity is pretty hot tbh
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stromyoloing@reddit

Baby Anon wants a fucking mummy
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JustABigBruhMoment@reddit

Anon is Brendan Fraser
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ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/5hzanf7th5xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cba02b1a9d703d706af215d6bd97712f097398d1
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lagrandesgracia@reddit

Had a 31 yo gf when I was 26. It was pretty great ngl. 
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justinlav@reddit

Does she let you wear her panties and smack your ass while doing so? This is the real question here
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Yourh0tm0m@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/ha0pq53a35xc1.png?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce055a6005748f6e4acbe3c4ae1c6166cb03e107
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lowkarmainferior@reddit

wjy wouldn't i if i found this
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KhaleesiXev@reddit

Older women tend to be nurturing. Date up if you want tendies.
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MoonMan_999@reddit

Anon with his woman fantasies again
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Resident-Martian@reddit

Man’s asking the real questions out here.
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