ULPT Requests: Roommate fucked with my toothbrush, how can I fuck with him
Posted by BullsRunThisTown@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 238 comments
He’s still mad over a fight we had weeks ago over him being an asshole and not cleaning up after himself. I’m not on the lease, and I only have to live here for about another month (lease expires in 3 months). Unfortunately I don’t have access to his toothbrush b/c he has a half bathroom in his room he keeps it in and I don’t want to go in his room if there’s a camera or anything.
He’s really into his car. Is there anything I can do around the apartment or to his car to fuck with him? I don’t care if he knows it was me because I assume he’ll think anything done is me anyways even if it wasn’t.
busty16@reddit
Hair remover in the shampoo bottle put nair
DasHexxchen@reddit
That is considered assault.
Don't do anything that gets you a ticket to court OP.
And busty, that's fir illegal LPT. We are only unethical here.
dangerously__based@reddit
But is it not crazy that tampering with someone someone puts in their mouth is not?
DasHexxchen@reddit
"An eye for an eye." is a shit defense. I told them not to do something that will be considered assault. End of story.
Databit@reddit
My dad once told me he was going to do that I told him I'd rub his soup with pink insulation
Desperate-Buy-5994@reddit
Naaaaah that’s just insanely cruel, men and hair loss is a very sensible topic, tf is this psychopathic advice haha
DaddyBoi6769@reddit
Womp womp, why are you even here at the first place? This is ULPT
Podzilla07@reddit
Upvote for sound effects
Desperate-Buy-5994@reddit
For some reason I thought it was about unethical life tips, not risking to destroy someone’s eyesight and self esteem. But u right tho I won’t bother this community anymore :) have fun in life my man
Palpitation-Mundane@reddit
Eyesight I agree with, fuck his self esteem
I4gtmy1staccntspswrd@reddit
He fucked with his toothbrush. Making him think he’s balding isnt cruel enough.
Desperate-Buy-5994@reddit
Allright
FrostyPhilosophy7765@reddit
Ehh it’ll grow back
Desperate-Buy-5994@reddit
Allright, but just so u know people have pressed charge against their own families for this prank, even tho I didn’t experienced it I can only guess that it will not « just grow back », but also have other consequences (eye damage, etc)
FrostyPhilosophy7765@reddit
This is evil but I like it
DonkeyWorker@reddit
Put some potatoes in a plastic bag. Some small holes big enough for gas but not juice.
Hide in his car, ideally deep in the boot. After a number of weeks the potatoes turn into a stink that puts liquid ass to shame. It's like shit and death combined. .
dangerously__based@reddit
I am really late to this...Hypothetically and allegedly for educational purposes only, it would be great to take off the lining where the spare tire is, or pull one of the rear lights out and find a spot to put them. Or perhaps somewhere the air flows, possibly leading behind the firewall where the heater core is, leading through the car that is impossible to get out.
Not many people know how horrific this smell truly is, it is on par with actual death. I would compare it to an actual dead body, mixed with sweaty hairy b.o. armpits, and something else I cannot describe. It is literally a chemical weapon, you cannot stay around the smell. liquid ass is nothing compared to this.
It is also allegedly great if the potato is in tact, and left in a dark place in the car that is somewhat contained. It literally starts growing roots, and turning into a potato vine death smell tree. Just like a dead body it leaves ooze matter that is impossible to remove.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HomeMaintenance/comments/176kc85/what_is_this_in_my_friends_cabinet/
It looks just as horrific as it smells. It looks like some alien plant that reeks of shit and death (and possible retribution)
https://i.redd.it/a6d8mkfnsexz.jpg
https://live.staticflickr.com/2258/2502219257_157667fcb0_z.jpg
I wonder if someone could somehow make rotten potato piss discs. It would be a daunting task, not for the faint of heart.
I know nothing about plotting revenge on horrible people, no experience, but remember revenge is the flower (or potato) waiting to blossom. As in, the longer you can wait the better.
DonkeyWorker@reddit
A Russian family died from rotten potatoe death stink. No joke. One went to fetch potato from their basement. Each then going to check where then previous person was.
"An eight-year-old girl found the bodies of her parents, brother and grandmother in a basement after they were poisoned by gas from rotting potatoes"
serpensoleum@reddit
PSA for all the anglophone people outside the eastern commonwealth: the boot is the trunk
DasHexxchen@reddit
He's driving a car, not an elephant.
serpensoleum@reddit
Cars had trunks on them to store things in them before they became integrated into the body. Not sure who thought there is a foot on a car.
Maybe people keep things in their boots in the UK and the colonies?
LeoPlathasbeentaken@reddit
If anything the boots should the tires right? Like those are the shoes of a car
DasHexxchen@reddit
You gotta store your extra feet somewhere when on a road trip.
BuDu1013@reddit
Just move out early. Pack your shit up and leave him stranded with the whole rent.
dangerously__based@reddit
Usually people who are shitbags don't care if they pay the rent or not anyways.
soggymittens@reddit
That’s not gaslighting, but it is the completely correct answer (and totally justifiable).
imccompany@reddit
Deer scent in the cowl under his windshield. Better than piss discs.
jefferson497@reddit
Or that spray fish bait stuff
dangerously__based@reddit
Just only eat asparagus for months and piss everywhere yourself.
SnicklefritzG@reddit
Dude, I can help you. PhD from MIT. I know lots of ways to hack (ie mess with) somebody 😎
TotalPercentage8550@reddit
Banana oil for respirator fit tests. They come in small cartridges that you have to squeeze to release the oil. Put in car vent on a hot day. Sit outside after a few hours in here and watch him gag when he first goes in his car.
Academic_Chef_596@reddit
Hire an attractive girl to pretend to be into him, then ghost him
ConundrumBum@reddit
Go into his room and pull the carpet up from one of the corners (they're just held in place by a tack strip).
Then, take a shit.
Replace the carpet and stomp it down/around so it's even with the rest of the carpet and you can't tell there's something under.
Next, place some dog shit you found outside on the spot, and when they find it inform them that you had a friend over with their dog and apologize that it shit I'm their room.
They'll clean it up but the smell will remain.
Then they'll get the bright idea have a carpet wash on the spot where the shit is.
Big mistake. The hot water will actually seep through and facilitate the spread of your shit and exacerbate the smell even more. The more they try, the worse it gets.
Their room will perpetually smell like actual shit.
Three_color_eyes@reddit
Take a big turd and stick his toothbrush into it. Place on the bed next to him as he sleeps...
sirgijoe@reddit
Grab some cartons of milk, like the ones you had in school, wipe off your prints and hide about 6 of them in his car. Make about half of them easy to find (these are decoys).
3 months later, after getting ripe and baking in the car for a bit, they will pop some stank ass juice all over. Rotten milk in a hot car is fucking horrible. He will be driving around for the next several months dry heaving. No chicks will ride with him either. And you'll be long gone without DNA evidence left behind.
kobylaz@reddit
Skip straight to it and crack some liquid ass into the air vents.
Kangaroo_Cheese@reddit
Yes. And maybe add some small piss discs just in case.
kobylaz@reddit
Honestly, everytime i read ‘piss disc’ it genuinely cracks me up 😅
Kangaroo_Cheese@reddit
Also honestly, also same.
LSDummy@reddit
Or just put it in a spray bottle and hit the whole interior and vents.
SicklyHeartChild@reddit
I mean he could probably still wear gloves and a medical mask when buying it. Just act like he is sick or doesn't want to catch something.
Remote_Quail_1986@reddit
Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet & sink. The lightly rinse it off.
erisod@reddit
Not a ULPT but maybe don't escalate this further until you're ready to GTFO.
zSprawl@reddit
Revenge on a cold dish something something.
LiFiConnection@reddit
Reprisal is a pizza best cooked deep dish, or something to that effect.
sir_psycho_sexy96@reddit
I still wonder about thr bean kid who fucked with his friends Baldur Gate 3 game.
I don't play, but from the comments I could tell that was a significant escalation with someone they presumably still live with.
tackstackstacks@reddit
Have you heard about the guy who zip tied a harmonica to his buddy's car? Does no damage but messes with their head. Loud enough at speed that they wonder what's wrong but doesn't give itself away unless you put it in a really obvious spot.
soggymittens@reddit
No idea who these dudes are, but they’re pretty good. I just searched for a video and found this.
https://youtu.be/DIHlJBs-cjo?si=7Mr46CJJCxTDSKvy
HollowofHaze@reddit
These guys are a riot, and the guy who set it up deserves an oscar for that performance. I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face
GMDMelonYT@reddit
this is amazing
killing4food@reddit
Reminds me of this old clip makes your car go whoop whoop
baby_jesus23@reddit
“That’s only in the mornin!” 😂
sirslappywag@reddit
Zip ties around the drive shaft is a fun add on to this as well, just leave the tails of the zip ties long enough to slap stuff once it starts to spin.
Adamantli@reddit
Yo add yo this use the fender intakes for the radiator, and pick black zip ties and a black harmonica. God speed.
FrostyPhilosophy7765@reddit
That’s funny as hell
Admirable-Safety-909@reddit
I jerked off on a roommates pillow a few times while he was out and never told him. Did the same to his toothbrush. He did ask if I did anything to his toothbrush after some dried jizz flaked off. Also pissed a bit in his beer a few times when he left it laying around.
foldy86@reddit
Cut a section of bicycle inner tube, say 5"-6". Slide over exhaust pipe. Also, fuck the toothbrush. Literally.
awoodby@reddit
A million ways but if they already fucked with your toothbrush... not sure it's Worth escalating lol
toothbrushes are sacred, what if they clean a toilet with it ffs!
Here's one that's not even unethical though and funny enough it may not cause escalation...
Go to a junkyard with a wiskbroom and box and pick up some broken glass. they'll let you gladly and laugh if you tell them why. Sweep up some broken car window glass.
Get their keys, go out, put a window down, put some glass on the seat, in the window well, on the floor, and outside the car. You can be kind here and not just toss it in and make them have to clean under the seat...
put keys back, go tell them "um, i think you need to go check out your car"
Then stop them before they call 9/11 for having their car broken in. Ideally by putting up the window before they finish dialing.
Have a laugh :)
gerry2stitch@reddit
Get a bag of frozen shrimp. Thaw them out. The day you leave take down the shower curtain rod and stuff it full. Then just put it back up. He will NEVER figure out where the awful smell is coming from.
ImpressivePraline906@reddit
How many years has it been since that thread, do you have the link
gerry2stitch@reddit
I have no idea what thread you mean. But I did this to a shitty landlord
ImpressivePraline906@reddit
Years ago this guys wife cheated on him and she won the house in the divorce so before his last day he filled every curtain rod with shrimp and filled her shower head with koolaid and he posted it online for everyone and it was a riot
DasHexxchen@reddit
Great, you made his next tenants suffer...
gerry2stitch@reddit
Were no next tenants. Moved in himself
DasHexxchen@reddit
Ahh, good.
Did he ever contact you about it?
gerry2stitch@reddit
Nope.
NWordIsMyMiddleName@reddit
What did he do to your toothbrush?
pglggrg@reddit
He fucked with it. Possibly shoved it up his ass
cuddly_carcass@reddit
Sounds like the tooth brush fucked him
RedactedSlur@reddit
There's a subreddit for that
NWordIsMyMiddleName@reddit
I could only find r/buttsharpies https://www.reddit.com/r/ButtSharpies/s/CZkucg6BzV
RevengeOfTheHotTub@reddit
I imagine after the first 3 it gets easier because you can slide them in by going between but.... Either it's a hot chick, a hairy chick (who can be hot or not), or the chick has some serious assne. Then the one black chick that wants to be cream pied and makes up about 50% of the posts but looks like her cooter was put on with a paint roller.
I clicked so you guys don't have to. Just.... oh God what have I seen?!
soggymittens@reddit
Holy. crap. Uhhhhhhhh, thank you?
Tall-Firefighter1612@reddit
Holy. Crap. Even four times this comment. Every comment you post gets an extra one?
soggymittens@reddit
My apologies. Must be a glitch in the matrix.
Tall-Firefighter1612@reddit
It must be
zSprawl@reddit
He was very excited when he replied to the comment above. Very excited!
GByteKnight@reddit
Doing the Lord’s work.
soggymittens@reddit
Holy. crap. Uhhhhhhhh, thank you?
soggymittens@reddit
Holy. crap. Uhhhhhhhh, thank you?
soggymittens@reddit
Holy. crap. Uhhhhhhhh, thank you?
NWordIsMyMiddleName@reddit
Lmao you are so right there’s some disgusting asses on there with hella acne lol and the paint roller is hilarious. That cooters look nasty
_sentimentaltrash@reddit
I thought this subreddit was extinct
Iwantmypasswordback@reddit
It’s ex stinked
Palpitation-Mundane@reddit
I've been on Reddit long enough to know better, but I thought that was going to be a bit more innocent than it turned out to be. Wow.
FrostyPhilosophy7765@reddit
Probably rubbed it on his ass like Kenny vs spenny
dataBytch@reddit
I thought he cleaned a cat's butt with it
NWordIsMyMiddleName@reddit
Well he had to of had a dirty ass if the victim noticed
Teh_Greasy_Monkee@reddit
go to the local parts store and buy a 2 dollar core remover......dont remove the tires valve cores, just loosen them 1/8th turn...he'll be sitting on flats that seem to air up fine but go flat consistently lol. no lasting damage but aggrevating af.
SatanLifeProTips@reddit
Put tiny stones in the valve caps instead. When you pull off the caps to find the leak you don't notice the stones fell out and you can't find the leak.
But keep in mind low tire pressure can result in a crash killing a minivan full of kids.
sir_psycho_sexy96@reddit
Jokes on you I lost all my valve caps a long time ago
ddaadd18@reddit
I love this idea but that was my second thought too. You'd be done for manslaughter if this goes wrong...
twofacetoo@reddit
Yeah my advice in this vein is to unscrew the caps, let the tires deflate, then superglue the caps back on. Homie will have flat tires and won't be able to refill them, he'll have to get the nozzle itself cut open and replaced. A tiny thing for an expensive-as-fuck repair.
SatanLifeProTips@reddit
It's only breaking the law if you get caught.
Be safe, wear a N95 mask for 'health reasons'.
MigoloBest@reddit
Living up to your name, I see
THEDRDARKROOM@reddit
Right - at this point he's gotta ask himself if he wants to identify as this person's equal.
MadDadROX@reddit
Bb’s
SatanLifeProTips@reddit
Tiny rocks are free and everywhere. Also because it's 'impulsive vandalism' and required no forethought it's a lesser charge. If you had the forethought to bring bb's with you it's premeditated.
Learn the rules so you can break them properly.
llamatiddysgotbanned@reddit
an airsoft pellet can fit right in they’re and you can put a lil grease on top when it’s in there so it’s hard to see, does the same think but a little easier
Adamantli@reddit
They make black airsoft pellets :)
llamatiddysgotbanned@reddit
they do but unless your looking to spend more than $2 your better off with a mini pack of the yellow or green ones
DasHexxchen@reddit
Speak after me:
Never fuck with the safety of someone's car!
Teh_Greasy_Monkee@reddit
repeat after me:
I'm in UNETHICAL life pro tips
I made a mistake
If i'm bothered I should probably un-subscribe
And if you havent examined the world lately this is pretty mundane
DasHexxchen@reddit
we do not kill people in this sub.
HomicidalStarWarsCat@reddit
Always fuck with the safety of a dicks car!
Traditional-Roll4063@reddit
Move out without telling him. He now has to pay full rent.
markriffle@reddit
A lot of leases require addendums to be signed
Original-Pomelo6241@reddit
He’s not on the lease
DasHexxchen@reddit
Stillstill can have a contract.
Original-Pomelo6241@reddit
Which would likely be deemed illegal/unenforceable depending on the terms of his lease.
DasHexxchen@reddit
That will be in the lease, not in internet strangers fantasies.
Original-Pomelo6241@reddit
Terms against subletting without written consent from the property management are commonplace in all lease agreements. This isn’t new, and certainly isn’t fantasy territory
DasHexxchen@reddit
They also might have that consent to have a flatmate, that doesn't have to be on the lease.
Any argument here, that assumes ANY of these cases is pure fantasy.
Original-Pomelo6241@reddit
Fantasy 😂😂 ok
gansi_m@reddit
Open his key fob and spray it with some water so it rusts inside. He will think he did it himself but won’t remember when or how. It’s expensive to replace and he will be left scratching his head.
TerpBE@reddit
Or just press any button on the fob 256 times in a row while it's out of range. It will no longer be paired with the vehicle.
EastBaked@reddit
Is this for real ?
TerpBE@reddit
Yes.
soggymittens@reddit
This. is. amazing. Thank you!
Tall-Firefighter1612@reddit
You. Dont. Have. To. Comment. This. Three. Times. Thank you!
soggymittens@reddit
My bad. I promise it’s not me doing it intentionally, but I totally get that it is still annoying.
Tall-Firefighter1612@reddit
Its ok, an appology is respected and accepted
Skeptischer@reddit
You. Dont. Have. To. Comment. This. Three. Times. Thank you!
soggymittens@reddit
This. is. amazing. Thank you!
Tall-Firefighter1612@reddit
You. Dont. Have. To. Comment. This. Three. Times. Thank you!
Skeptischer@reddit
You. Dont. Have. To. Comment. This. Three. Times. Thank you!
Tall-Firefighter1612@reddit
How. Original. Are. You. Thank you!
zSprawl@reddit
This. is. amazing. Thank you!
soggymittens@reddit
This. is. amazing. Thank you!
Tall-Firefighter1612@reddit
You. Dont. Have. To. Comment. This. Three. Times. Thank you!
Skeptischer@reddit
You. Dont. Have. To. Comment. This. Three. Times. Thank you!
awmaleg@reddit
Whoa how is this not the default recommendation (aside from piss discs and liquid ass of course)
WhichSchedule8@reddit
Ferb, I know what we're going to do today
Jennifer_Pennifer@reddit
I love this sub 😂 Just for all the super interesting stuff that I learn
BuDu1013@reddit
Salt water! Mwahahahaha
MidichlorianAddict@reddit
Had a shit roommate that harassed me and made me feel like I was a prisoner in my own house.
I got a sublet without telling them. And moved on
BoatGoingUphill@reddit
Replace his favourite cereal with a cheap knock off brand. He will endure significant disappointment and confusion.
I was going to also say add chemical castration drugs to the cereal, but this would be dependent of what happened to your toothbrush.
tbp666@reddit
Steal one of his shoes, wait a week and steal the other shoe and return the original to a different spot
xArs0nx@reddit
Squirt some brake fluid on their car, it’ll destroy and strip the paint.
It won’t happen right away either, so it’s perfect if you don’t want to get caught.
Gitty81@reddit
Move without notice. Find a clause in the contract that speaks to safety concerns. That will burn hard and long.
BlahBlahBlackCheap@reddit
That has my vote. Someone who would do that to your toothbrush isn’t any one you can ever trust again. If you get revenge on the person with a prank of your own it will only escalate.
rlh1271@reddit
How badly you trying to fuck with him? Sugar in the gas tank is always an option but you better make damn sure you’re not on camera doing it.
rantingpacifist@reddit
Sugar doesn’t do anything
rlh1271@reddit
You’re right! That’ll teach me not to double check. Sounds like vinegar or bleach is the move.
mhardin1337@reddit
What do you mean 'fucked' with your toothbrush? Because i feel like all my responses to such a thing would result in life in prison.
n0ticeme_senpai@reddit
same thing. Fuck with his toothbrush.
Chiped-Coke-Bottle@reddit
Google : Annoyatron.
marcusthegladiator@reddit
Ranch dressing in his conditioner.
ParamedicMajestic491@reddit
Put your tampon in his cereal. Or favorite food
JoyfulSuicide@reddit
Cum on his toothbrush and piss in his shampoo/showergel bottle
PM_ME_YOUR_BOBBLES@reddit
Take his mother out for a nice seafood dinner and then NEVER call her again
_FIRECRACKER_JINX@reddit
This is..... Diabolical.
.... 😑 And r/SuspiciouslySpecific my friend 😑
BEASTXXXXXXX@reddit
Cum on his toothbrush
Hommus_Dip@reddit
Warm up the butter
Shit in the butter
Put butter back in the fridge
Don't use the butter
Poonani_Tsunami@reddit
Put cyanide in his food mate
WichitaTheOG@reddit
If he drives, wait until he has a big day coming up. Then put dogshit under the door handle of his car. He'll be all pumped up and ready to go until-- bam-- dog shit. If he doesn't drive, same basic concept, but replace something he consumes in the morning with something gross, e.g., swap out perfectly good coffee/cream for something that was sitting in the sun.
_sentimentaltrash@reddit
Wait...what exactly did he do to the toothbrush? This will help with how far we wanna go here lol
BullsRunThisTown@reddit (OP)
I don’t know but I found it wet and sticky in the morning when it shouldn’t had been that wet (or sticky)
MigoloBest@reddit
If it was just wet I would've thought he just took the wrong one to brush his teeth that morning, but s t i c k y? Dear lord 😭
KiddNicholas@reddit
Why don’t you ask him if he ducked with your toothbrush if you don’t know…..
MasterOfRun@reddit
Fall in love with him, turn him gay, and break his heart.
soggymittens@reddit
This one gets my vote.
Tall-Firefighter1612@reddit
I think something is wrong with your device because you commented this twice also
MigoloBest@reddit
It's a bug with reddit, it's been happening for months now
soggymittens@reddit
This one gets my vote.
oportoman@reddit
Nice funny post🤣🤣
Wag-chan_inyourarea@reddit
Fuck his toothbrush.
Theistus@reddit
Murder his parents, bake them into a pie, then feed him the pie. Then tell him what was in the pie. Then feast upon the tears of unfathomable sadness.
Hate_Feight@reddit
Fart on his pillow, watch the red eye eventually set in
ToQuoteSocrates@reddit
Suggest you messed with their condoms.
StichSkyWalker@reddit
Take his toothbrush and stick it up your butt. And no, not the handle side
Morrigoon@reddit
Change the wifi password, but only slightly, like make something a capital that wasn’t or something (that way you can pretend to enter it and it works just fine for you, huh)
Rasmosus@reddit
Take his mother on a date and don't call her back!
PM_Pics_of_Snoopdogg@reddit
Put some Nair into his shampoo. Don’t replace it fully, but just enough so that the strong scent of it is masked.
Bryanthomas44@reddit
I want to put a sign on the back of this dude‘s car that said how small his penis was and for people to please honk. Another time, we use shaving cream to write on a guys station wagon We didn’t realize that the shaving cream was going to eat through the paint. Anyway, don’t do anything to over the top. Too bad cars don’t have antennas anymore. People used to glue dildos onto peoples car antennas
Throwawaymonkey333@reddit
Just buy a voodoo doll online and put pins on it and place it on his windshield. That should freak him out regardless of whether or not you know anything about voodoo.
HecklingCuck@reddit
Sugar in the gas tank. From what I’m told it wrecks the engine beyond repair
Empty401K@reddit
Do you want an unethical tip, or something straight up illegal? I can give one or both
Electronic-Mode-7760@reddit
Leave laxative brownies in the fridge. make sure to put a sign that says he better not eat them!
nuudootabootit@reddit
Buy as many crickets as you can and dump them into wall opening (maybe outlets?) you can find.
Fine_War8301@reddit
Nah don’t fuck with the car. Over the top when yall are fighting with subterfuge. Do “playful” traps. Gum on the floor or something petty like that. Leave pictures of teeth somewhere. Torture him that way
flickermoon@reddit
i thought this was a tana mongeau reference
Tommy_Roboto@reddit
Wipe your ass on his pillowcase.
burnerowl@reddit
Let out air in the tires to the point of the sensor turning on. Like, 26ish psi. Repeat as necessary til they take it to a shop. It’ll be maddening
Mountain-Selection38@reddit
Put peanut butter inside the driver's exterior door handle.
Ya_boy_bill_ny3@reddit
Put a potato in his exhaust pipe
Maleficent_Long553@reddit
You should totally suck his dick while he’s sleeping.
Low-Cable7308@reddit
Find his favorite snack. Get a bag/box whatever and take a Polaroid of you sticking your junk in the bag. Hide the Polaroid at the bottom of the bag. Wait.
lundytoo@reddit
Loosen a pipe to a slow leak and cause water damage. Bye bye damage deposit.
Find a motel with terrible reviews and snag some bedbugs or roaches. Let them loose in the house.
Slawpy_Joe@reddit
Steal his car and crash it into his room!
Nutsack_Adams@reddit
Never fuck with someone’s car. Scrub out the toilet with their toothbrush, stick their toothbrush up your ass, put Nair in their shampoo, whatever, but never fuck with someone’s car.
Rothenstien1@reddit
Put stink bait for cat fish under his car door handle. All someone at Walmart for it, and they will get you a jug. The best part, you'll have so much you can do it several times.
strepac@reddit
Just don't pay any more rent or bills and then move out.
thebannedtoo@reddit
Bring your "friend" on this sub. I'll help HIM to fuck with you.
This is more than unethical ;) .
Have a fun journey
LaheyOnTheLiquor@reddit
depends how far you wanna go.
small plastic BB pellets, glued into the end of the air valve cap. creates a slow leak when tightened down, but doesn’t show any damage.
in the same vein, use a tire valve core remover and give them a slight turn, maybe 1/8th turn. does the same as above, but a bigger leak and potentially harder to find.
piss on his car in the morning before you leave for work and let it bake in the sun. it will destroy his clearcoat and start to eat his paint. also, frozen piss disk in the trunk and on the backseat fabric.
or go nuclear. sugar or laundry detergent in the gas tank. drill a hole in a hose while it’s off so he has a coolant leak. loosen the oil plug just enough that it drips oil, but doesn’t fall off. pour a small bottle of thick (20w+) and put it in the tailpipe and then under the block of the motor.
you decide how chaotic you wanna get. god speed.
Cr4nky-the-Dwarf@reddit
I'll add brake fluid on paint of the car on the list
VogTheViscous@reddit
If he ever leaves his car unlocked (and you may have to watch and check before you find a forgetful day), pour milk into the seats in the back. The smell will never come out and it takes a few days to marinate before he realizes what’s going on.
Soft_Sea2913@reddit
Go into his room when it’s completely dark, and he’s not there. Walk all around the room, stopping at different spots where he has stuff, esp., his closet and nightstand. This is just in case he has a camera.
When he comes home, tell him you changed/borrowed/took a pic/whatever of something in his room, but everything’s ok now, and you’d really rather not talk about it.
Of course you didn’t touch a thing, but he’s going to dig everywhere.
AxelsOG@reddit
Sounds like a job for the wonderful piss disc!
CosmicTeardrops@reddit
Go to the supermarket and buy 3/4 pound of Genoa salami. Have it not cut thin. Place all around the paint job and enjoy.
CosmicTeardrops@reddit
Works best over night
Sentinel_Titan@reddit
You can also use regular bologna as well 😂
Raida7s@reddit
Cat piss where the bonnet meets the windshield.
Stinks bad, gets sucked through the air con, lot of work to clean it and it hangs around.
Plausible that a tomcat was marking territory eh?
jediqwerty@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/AbandonedPorn/comments/1c697n1/abandoned_volvo_volvo_island_illinois/
Valpo1996@reddit
Date his sister. Get her to do butt stuff. Dump her and tell her you only dated her to to butt stuff.
Buju242@reddit
Take the mattress cover off his bed, piss all over it. Wait for it to dry and put it back on.
ImpressivePraline906@reddit
Start by slowly moving his items and furniture a little bit at a time and gaslight him everytime he asks then start to either hide things or put them in really random spots and gaslight him some more
BloombergSmells@reddit
Fuck his mom on his bed while he makes both of you dinner
InsuranceNo3422@reddit
Put crushed glass into their mashed potatoes.
KnaxelBaby@reddit
thats literally murder wtf dude
InsuranceNo3422@reddit
Yeah, from the TV show "Oz", I was being facetious.
DobeyJobey@reddit
Adebisi rules.
Jennifer_Pennifer@reddit
Oh this is ULPT you definitely gotta put tone indicators on that in the future 😂
xkaku@reddit
The good old crack an egg on the wind shield. Half the egg will dry on the wild shield and will be hard to clean off, some will drip into the vents and permanently stink up his car
DobeyJobey@reddit
Pour eggs into the vents in front of his windshield. Wipe off evidence. I imagine it won’t smell too good.
DobeyJobey@reddit
Did he put it up his butt?
Best-Structure62@reddit
Replace his tooth paste with Preparation H
Best-Structure62@reddit
Replace his tooth paste with Preparation H
Ambitious-Chair736@reddit
Put your dick in all his jars before you move out. Peanut butter, mayo, whatever
FuzzyCantAim@reddit
Zip ties on the driveshaft is always good, some blue grease under one of his door handles gets annoying as hell because it never goes away. If he has electric seats adjust the drivers side just an inch then remove the fuse for it
SleuthyMcSleuthINTJ@reddit
Put some onion shavings under his seats
BeneficialName9863@reddit
I can't post what I'd do if someone fucked with my toothbrush. Growing up, my siblings and I would have drawn steel before we fucked with toothbrushes.
You might have to sleep with someone he's in love with
DICKASAURUS2000@reddit
Buy crabs online ( pubic lice ) put in his bed sheets
DICKASAURUS2000@reddit
I had a fellow student that kept taking my wallet out of my bag cause he thought it was funny. I took his coveralls one day, wiped my ass with the collar of his coveralls and told a few people that led to the whole class knowing and laughing as he walked around trying to figure it out
doyouhavetono@reddit
Fill his fuel tank with spaghettios
mikeinanaheim2@reddit
Superglue car and apartment door locks on your way out. Don't forget the trunk.
Ok_Pause_1259@reddit
Fuck his gf. Eye for an eye.
Davicitorra@reddit
Put a banana in his exhaust pipe, Eddie Murphy style!
Impressive_Yellow537@reddit
Fuck with his toothbrush
Impressive_Yellow537@reddit
Nvm, I only read the headline before commenting lol.
Stab him
I4gtmy1staccntspswrd@reddit
This is the way.
Ok_Knee1216@reddit
Potato in the muffler. Big bang. Muffler drops off. Not terribly expensive.
MellowDCC@reddit
When I was in grade school I rubbed my steps dads tooth brush all of my dick and butthole.
Just saying.
IrradiantFuzzy@reddit
Pack his shit and move tit to the sidewalk. When he comes back, gaslight him that he moved out, and you have new roommate applicants coming, so he'll need to leave.
superherolanding3@reddit
Move his furniture one inch apart or in a different direction every week, sometimes 2 weeks.
megustaEtOH@reddit
It’s been popular to spread vaseline on wipers or spray Pam on the windshield.
Loosen up as many nuts and bolts on his car as you can. Grab his FOB, pop the hood and take all of his light bulbs.
vaniIIagoriIIa@reddit
Fuck him in the ass, with the toothbrush.
ea3terbunny@reddit
I have no suggestion I just read the title without the “with” and was very concerned