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DemmickyOne@reddit

It's weird. I've read all the replies and OP's responses to them. It's not normal to wash your anus and penis with a plastic water bottle then dispose of that bottle every time you go to the toilet.

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We’re talking at work though. We have bidets at home. I can’t walk over to the sink with my c*ck out in the work bathroom and wash my penis. It’s not normal in most of the world to relieve yourself and not clean your ass and genitalia with water

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NotDavid-Jatt@reddit

You wash your cock in the sink?

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

No I have a bidet

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NotDavid-Jatt@reddit

Do you have to get down on your knees to wash your cock because bidets are not cock level.

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Onthechest@reddit

They are for me.

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aljama1991@reddit

You’re thinking of a drinking fountain.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

I use the water that comes out the bidet to clean my cock

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DemmickyOne@reddit

But I get that culturally, this may be the norm in other countries, particularly those where it's very, very hot and you can get sweaty. However, it's not normal here. In 40 years of being a male, not once have I been advised to rinse my knob after peeing. And similarly, I've worked in offices for 20 years and never heard of anyone talking a bottle into the toilets to clean themselves anally or knobily after making toilet. You asked if it was weird in a UK sub Reddit and the resounding answer is "Yeah"

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

Fair enough

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GRAWRGER@reddit

he did say that its only when he needs to go at work. i agree that its weird. but the purpose is sound so if i were OP id keep doing it.

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DemmickyOne@reddit

Oh I get that. But OP specifically asked if it was weird, so I explained why I thought it was If it's a cultural thing, yeah, I get that.

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terryjuicelawson@reddit

No, and I don't even want to try and work out the logistics of somehow splashing my arsehole with bottle water without getting myself soaking wet.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

So your ass is sticky then. You have skid marks mate

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terryjuicelawson@reddit

You wipe until there is nothing left, and even if people have residue, it is right up their arsehole. Even the most germaphobic I have never heard them feel the need to wash their bell end, that is a new one.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

If there was shit on your face, would you just wipe until there’s nothing there, or would you use water?

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uponloss@reddit

Personally I’d use soap not just water that isn’t going to actually clean anything more than paper would lol

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

Yeah but who has soap in the bathroom cubicles? At home I would use soap, at work or outside I’m limited with my options, but there are guys on here who would still use paper towel only even if they’re at home

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NotDavid-Jatt@reddit

Using loo roll is a very normal thing to do.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

I use loo roll as well, but I can’t only use loo roll

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NotDavid-Jatt@reddit

Do you not spread your cheeks when you have a dump? I don't understand how wiping cannot clean up.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

I’ll explain. If you had a dirty plate, would you use a paper towel only to clean the plate until you longer see food, or would you use water to clean the plate ?

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notactuallyabrownman@reddit

You’re not eating off your arse or boxers, though. Shit (pun intended) analogy.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

I don’t eat off my bathroom floor either, if there was dirt on the floor, would you just use paper to clean ?

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notactuallyabrownman@reddit

Yeah until the next time I did a proper clean. Are you bleaching the floor every time you drop a chip?

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NotDavid-Jatt@reddit

Surely the process of spraying water up your crack is going to spread the shit with the water droplets. There's the risk of it getting on your trousers too.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

How do you work that out Most of the shit is gone with the toilet paper. This where you pull your pants back up but where I use the water bottle to clean my arse a bit more

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NotDavid-Jatt@reddit

What I'm saying is my arse isn't so caked in shit I need multiple cleaning methods.

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GrumpyOldFart74@reddit

I think you’ll find that very few people have a bottle of water in the cubicles either. And the “guys on here” who only use toilet paper are an overwhelming majority!

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

At home I have a bidet, if I’m outside, I don’t have many options but my ass is still getting washed. I know it’s an overwhelming majority, that makes it even more gross

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Dazzling-Event-2450@reddit

You must have the cleanest arse in the world. 🌍

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terryjuicelawson@reddit

I personally consider my anus and my face rather different, but you may feel differently about yours which is fair enough.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

What about your arm or foot

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PowerfulFuture1562@reddit

Just don’t shit down your arms and feet

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mythical_tiramisu@reddit

Well now you tell me!

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warlord2000ad@reddit

My toddler might disagree with you on that

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PowerfulFuture1562@reddit

Is that why your toddler takes a plastic bottle to the toilet with them when they are at work? Is your toddler the op??

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warlord2000ad@reddit

Well he takes a plastic bucket to pour water as part of his stimming behaviour, but work is a good few years away. And for clarity, no he's not the OP.

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shitty-chrome-prius@reddit

But it's not on your face, it's on your arsehole which is naturally going to have some shit on it.

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Dazzling-Event-2450@reddit

My mum taught me not to piss on my fingers. A quick rinse of hands under the tap and I’m away.

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City_Hobgoblin89@reddit

Redditors have some mad issue about ass cleaning My theory is a lot of you shat yourselves at school, were traumatised by the bullying and are now bullying others in return

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

That’s very oddly specific skiddy

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charley_warlzz@reddit

I’m genuinely fascinated by how often i hear this argument. What kind of consistency does your poop have for it to be hard enough to wipe that its leaving skid marks every time?? Maybe its one of the few privledges of having a flat ass or something, but even if my asshole isnt as clean as, say, *my face*, its still *clean* and i definitely dont have skid marks, lol.

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NotDavid-Jatt@reddit

OP is eating clay it seems

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formal-monopoly@reddit

I think the real question is what you do with that bottle afterwards? Carry it through the office and leave it on you desk? Gak

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

It goes in the bathroom bin

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NortonBurns@reddit

Jeezus - that's not only weird as all fuck, but you're helping kill the planet. Single use plastic just to wash your arse? For fuck's sake, get a fucking life. \[You may note, this is the single most infuriating thing I've read on reddit today - which is saying something.\]

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Impossible-Ad4765@reddit

Well I would say it’s safe to presume that he bought the bottle with a drink in it, drank it then reused the bottle for ass washing then threw it away so if that’s the case it was at least reused one more time than the average single use plastic bottle

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NortonBurns@reddit

Could have re-used it over & over if it hadn't been up his arse between times. Sorry, but this kind of behaviour infuriates me. Everybody blames the boomers for ruining the planet - but we still have people who don't get that you can actually drink water out of a tap.

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NotDavid-Jatt@reddit

Not even going to recycle it.

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Impossible-Ad4765@reddit

Where do you think the recycling goes?

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Artistic_Train9725@reddit

Great name for a Blink 182 album.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

Why you triggered over my clean ass at work

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NortonBurns@reddit

Because you're a paranoid germaphobe who doesn't give a shit about the planet, so long as you feel artificially safe in your own little shell. No problem. Someone else will either look after it for you, or you'll be the last generation to get the chance. I'll be long gone by then, it's all yours.

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ChocolateSnowflake@reddit

So you’re using a single use plastic bottle every single time you use the toilet at work?

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

Yes, however Ifs only out of necessity that I need to use the toilet at work

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NevrGivYouUp@reddit

Puts it back in the fridge to get that icy-fresh effect

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DazzleBMoney@reddit

As long as you don’t leave the plastic bottle in the toilet then it shouldn’t be an issue. Some people aren’t used to cultural differences so may not by understanding initially

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

I never leave water bottles in the cubicle

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petrolstationpicnic@reddit

You take your poo covered bottle away with you?

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

No it goes in the bathroom bin

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petrolstationpicnic@reddit

A poo covered bottle in the bathroom bin. Glad i’m not your colleague

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

And I’m glad I’m not your with your stinky unwashed arse next to me

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petrolstationpicnic@reddit

Pro tip, make your body so efficient you don’t poo

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Artistic_Train9725@reddit

I just like to let the clag build up. Jetwash once a fortnight.

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NotDavid-Jatt@reddit

How do you get enough pressure for it to wash off the shit?

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

I use toilet paper then use the water from the bottle to clean my aresehole. If you were outside and had dog shit on your arm would you just wipe it with paper tissue or would you use water to wash it off your arm?

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Artistic_Train9725@reddit

I'd just kick the dog and rub his nose in it.

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steak-and-kidney-pud@reddit

There’s a big difference between dog shit and human shit. The stuff which comes out of a hound can contain all kinds of horrible stuff that causes diseases in humans.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

Let me give you another example, if you had ketchu on a plate, would you just wipe it with paper until You no longer see the ketchup?

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spiders_are_scary@reddit

I’d use soap. Do you not use soap?

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

Yes I clean my ass with soap

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jechtisme@reddit

I do refuse to go to sleep with a dirty ass. So if I've taken a shit after my shower then I must take another shower before I can sleep.

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modumberator@reddit

I just wipe my bum with toilet paper before I go to sleep.

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jechtisme@reddit

spick and span anus or nothing for me mate

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terryjuicelawson@reddit

I would wash thoroughly with soap and water rather than splash a bit of bottle water on it, so don't think it is comparable.

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NotDavid-Jatt@reddit

That's what I've never got with this bottle technique. It's not going to get all the shit off so you're going to have to go in with loo roll anyway which brings you back to square one.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

Yeah if you were at home, but what if you were outside and it was between dry paper or water from the bottle. You’re telling me you would only use the fry paper towel? Come on bro

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modumberator@reddit

it depends whether or not my arm had an orifice on it that produced dog shit

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NotDavid-Jatt@reddit

Do you just dribble it down your crack, or is there some sort of squirty bottle type action?

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

I purposefully by bottle that have that lid and squirt it like a manual bidet

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_-poindexter-_@reddit

Could be a lucozade sport bottle. The caps on those can squirt pretty strong when you fully squeeze the bottle.

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Shoddy_Appointment84@reddit

Your gonna have a dirty arse next time you buy a lucozade sport. They have changed.

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_-poindexter-_@reddit

Been a few years since I had one. Have they got rid of the little rubber flaps then? End of an era.

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Shoddy_Appointment84@reddit

Yeah they're just regular screw tops now :(

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uponloss@reddit

Not all of them, I think they had supply issues a while back but sport cap is still available I had one today

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Shoddy_Appointment84@reddit

Clean arses for all!

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Danny_P_UK@reddit

Yes it's weird. If someone was doing it at my work, then it would definitely talk of the town forever, even after you've left the company.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

Says the boys who don’t wash their arse after shitting lol

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Danny_P_UK@reddit

You've obviously got your point of view on this. I'm not debating if your way is cleaner or not. You asked if it's weird. It is.

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Lost_Painter_3178@reddit

Not at all weird. Cleaner, and less expensive

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NotDavid-Jatt@reddit

Not sure how it less expensive. They have to buy a drink every time they have a shit at work.

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City_Hobgoblin89@reddit

Well something happened ya

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Nineteen_AT5@reddit

Have you heard of wet wipes?

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Fattydog@reddit

You should never flush wet wipe, even the ‘flushable’ ones. They block sewers and pipes and are an environmental nightmare.

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Nineteen_AT5@reddit

Who said anything about flushing?

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Namiweso@reddit

You popping that in the bin after or...?

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GRAWRGER@reddit

yes.

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Lucky-Maximum8450@reddit

I had a temp job over Christmas and the toilet was full of bottles from people doing this. The floor was also covered in water which presumably had shit all in it too. Absolutely disgusting. Didn't go in there again which was painful at times.

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Lucky-Maximum8450@reddit

Also I generally just try time my pooing so that I can shower immediately after..

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BobbieMcFee@reddit

Clenching for a whole week is impressive!

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Lucky-Maximum8450@reddit

🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks , its actually every other week

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NoisyGog@reddit

You clean itself with an empty bottle? Is this the three shells thing again?

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DemmickyOne@reddit

To clarify, this is for anus cleaning after you've made poop in the toilet at work?

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

Yes but I also use it on my genitalia after urinating too

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shitty-chrome-prius@reddit

I assume you're a women?

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

Nah I’m a bloke. Do you just pee, shake and pull your trousers back up? No water at all?

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shitty-chrome-prius@reddit

I've never felt the need to hose down my cock just because I've had a wee.

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modumberator@reddit

once I went to the GUM clinic and the lady nurse there said that I should wash my willy every time I have a wee. This was years ago, and I didn't do it. I've never seen anyone else doing it in the gents' so I'd worry I'd look weird.

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throwpayrollaway@reddit

Id be very unhappy with someone washing their knob in a public sink.

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Sorry_Sand_7527@reddit

Hence why OP is taking a bottle in

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throwpayrollaway@reddit

I replied to the comment above. The guy who did he'd never seen someone in a public toilet washing their penis. I presume he meant that he'd never seen someone doing it at a sink, because he wouldn't be peering over people looking into them using a toilet cubicle.

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Sorry_Sand_7527@reddit

God I’m dumb

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

This is basic common hygiene. The nurses know what’s up

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modumberator@reddit

I'm 36 years old and my willy is still attached

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7ootles@reddit

I love how you say "cock" and "wee" in the same sentence.

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RH_300@reddit

This cannot be real.

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PowerfulFuture1562@reddit

How far in should I be inserting the bottle? Asking for a friend.

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jechtisme@reddit

that's an enema, it's like a whole different level of clean

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Tacklestiffener@reddit

I'm the wrong person to answer because I'd rather set my hair on fire instead of having a poo at work. At home, poo/wipe/wash so..... not that weird.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

No one wants to shit at work but it happens sometimes I guess

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Fl_mp@reddit

My boss makes a dollar while I make a dime...that's why I shit on company time. But ya know...in £. Spend a penny instead

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jechtisme@reddit

We had a debacle at work because the cleaners kept finding this jug beside the toilet every day. They would take it away and it would return. Everyone was very confused and no one would claim it. Turns out one of our security guards use it to clean themselves, didn't know it was a common muslim practice at all. Once we learned the reason, the jug just stays there now.

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DarthScabies@reddit

There are ones that look like little watering cans or teapots. They are called Aftabeh or lota.

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Funky_monkey2026@reddit

No, but I don't take a dump at work. I take a dump at home, wipe until there's no marks, and wash my butt straight after.

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Extreme-Kangaroo-842@reddit

Three years ago I purchased a portable bidet from Amazon for less than ten quid. It's a squeezable plastic bottle with a small shower head attachment. It's a game changer. The only bit of bog paper used is to pat myself dry. Should have converted years ago and it would have made a hell of a difference in the COVID bogroll situation.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

I will definitely look into this

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Personal-Listen-4941@reddit

It’s quite common amongst the Muslim population. They consider it more sanitary than using your hand to wipe yourself with paper.

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terryjuicelawson@reddit

I think to be fair it comes from a time when there wasn't toilet paper. So it was wipe with hand, then wash hand. Hence doing so several times a day ritually.

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LondonCycling@reddit

It's uncommon in the UK to wash instead of using toilet paper, which is where the confusion has likely come in. Personally I wouldn't find it weird. Uncommon though.

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ThornInTheNeck1@reddit (OP)

I use toilet paper. Lots of it, I just like my ass to be cleaned with water as well

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lady_fapping_@reddit

I don't find it weird. I bring one to rinse my menstrual cup as well.

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