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Posted by StrainExternal7301@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 15 comments

What do I do? What would you do with a known stalker/prowler that no one else will deal with? Person has said multiple times they just enjoy being a thorn in the paw/messing with people just to get a rise out of them. Family members won’t intervene. Friends are useless. Courts have done nothing. Police won’t do anything. Like, we are all adults, i don’t like you, no one likes you, please leave us alone… The piss discs and liquid ass only stretch so far…

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IAmTheMindTrip@reddit

Learn how to perform psychic surgey, make it look like you are literally cutting your own organs out while he watches. Stand barefoot on legos to sell it more effectively

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StrainExternal7301@reddit (OP)

yeah this sounds more like unrealistic like amateur tips…thanks for trying i guess

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whizdomain@reddit

Hide a tracking device somewhere on his car so you can determine his location. If he is about to drive by your house, be sitting on the front porch watching.

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Unhappy-Place2408@reddit

Get a gun. Are you in. Stand your ground state?

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nukey18mon@reddit

& pepper spray, legally easier to use than a gun (ordinary vs lethal threat of violence)

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StrainExternal7301@reddit (OP)

yes..they’re too much of a coward to show their face

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Unhappy-Place2408@reddit

Hmmm... Long shot then... Get a scope.

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nukey18mon@reddit

Start carrying pepper spray. If you have to use it, the stalker will learn his lesson

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SFLnaturalgirl@reddit

If nobody is doing anything about it, I'd reckon it's time to return the favor. Look up a site called doublelist and post their number on a guys 4 guys post about a glory hole. Go to Craigslist and say you are looking for a plumber to clean your pipes in a hotel room. Sell their truck at a discount on Craigslist. Buy a bunch of keys and tags, put their number on it, and spread it around town. Put posters on their block, implying they are a sexual predator. Give them a show and go batshit insane when they are comming by. Moon them. Show them your dick. Throw shit at them. Poop on their car. Slash three of their tires. Shoot all their windows out with a BB gun. Make a stencil that says "I'm a pedophile" and then apply DOT 3 brake fluid so it's etched into the paint on their car.

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Marlowe_Cayce@reddit

What are the specifics of how they stalk/prowl you?

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StrainExternal7301@reddit (OP)

driving by my house multiple times a day despite living nowhere near me (on camera, distinct car) showing up to the office of people who comment on social media posts showed up to my job while i wasn’t there and started disclosing personal information despite a court order stating they were to have no contact with any 3rd party unrelated to the matter

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Marlowe_Cayce@reddit

Ok so what we have here is an encroachment on your space, they are trying to remove your sense of autonomy by crossing boundaries, we can safely assume they are doing this because this is what they would fear/be bothered by Now I need to know the why, is it vengeance, do they feel threatened by you somehow like are you more attractive than them, did you date an ex, maybe receive an opportunity they were trying for? Are they a relative, like what is their motivation behind this?

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This-Garbage-3000@reddit

Potato cannon, aqua net hair spray (original formula) Dirty diaper ammunition. Works best when some gets's in their mouth hole.

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jkrischan@reddit

Why do friends and family need to do anything about a “known stalker prowler”? Need more backstory

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StrainExternal7301@reddit (OP)

well i mean if a family member of mine was doing creepy shit i would call them out on it, not cover it up…but then again i’m more rational than most these days