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Anon has a gay friend

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Anon has a gay friend

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anarchistchinchilla@reddit

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa)
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Mexican_man777@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/imzqoytxvytc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ae8928c32d57ba7c0941618554ab3df8aef333f wait what?
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WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy@reddit

[THEIR BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!](https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-26-2016/BTfHh9.gif)
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tukatu0@reddit

The psyops has failed. Billions are saved
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PandaDemonipo@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/9v5oied0ctuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2c49ded8bd0065228594e1203afc978305dbba Nuh uh, the psyops continues (Surprised it wasn't gay honestly)
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Gondawn@reddit

They're 🤓
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WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy@reddit

yeah i just fucking saw that.
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Archmagos_Browning@reddit

Which is more gay: >a picture of Elton John and Freddie Mercury fucking >a greentext that starts with “be me, straight”
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destroyerOfTards@reddit

First one is just bait and switch in the middle and end with "pic not related" It has to be the second one
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Judasz10@reddit

He escaped the simulation pod. Get him!
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202glewis@reddit

Real and wholesome
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h-enjoyer@reddit

[tldr version](https://new.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1c1yn9z/anon_is_predictable/)
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ImaginaryGfLeftMe11@reddit

Not today 
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ABR5796@reddit

Guys the 4channers are memeing back what so ever will we do.
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Firnin@reddit

There is not a single channer involved in this meme. This is a meta joke made by a redditor to post on this subreddit which references a meme that is also exclusively made by redditors for this subreddit. Why do you think all of those >Be straight >Is actually gay Posts are OP only posts made on /b/ with no replies? Hell, if you look at the timestamps half the time they are made within 2 minutes of the post being made here.
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ABR5796@reddit

Very nice conspiracy theory there.
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smecta_xy@reddit

Everything that takes more than 2 braincells to do in 2 minutes isnt a conspiracy
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ABR5796@reddit

Its a joke, i don't think what the comment is saying is untrue.
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tukatu0@reddit

But redditors keep visiting. Making the new 4chan just a bunch of redditors. It always has been 🌍🔫
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Informal_Ad_3938@reddit

you should have titled it "anon is straight"
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Wallso2010@reddit

Real and straight
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Dynomadz@reddit

Who doesn’t want a gay story?
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cantorofleng@reddit

Double Fake: anon talked to another human and refused sex. Not straight: said 'be straight'.
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DependentUseful2607@reddit

Anon thinks he is straight but he is gay at same time he just doesn't know it https://preview.redd.it/56fo960ox2uc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=373e9cc884c0af04af423e76cf1060e43cdf5b10
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SuspiciousPine@reddit

Wholesome greentext what the hell
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F0000r@reddit

No, thought this one would be about how nice it was to be wanted for once.
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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

Based homophile 
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sorryimsobad@reddit

I thought he would feel jealous his friend switched crushes and ask for advice to win him back
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Unusual-Form9920@reddit

Me too
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TequilaSunsetIRL@reddit

Mayhaps take a moment to appreciate how for the first time in male history this situation did not result in end of a friendship. This might actually be a kind of love farther out of reach than anything is for anyone.
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Sara_Sin304@reddit

Wholesome
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DependentUseful2607@reddit

https://i.redd.it/fm0dkrgwq2uc1.gif
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breakfasteveryday@reddit

Anon gives us hope for all of /b/
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akamalk@reddit

Yeah, you son.of.... you son of, son of...
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ResearchOk2235@reddit

son of a b b son of a b b big gun
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Soft_Apathy@reddit

you thought i was gonna say you son of a bitch didn't ya
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NoFapperMAX@reddit

Funniest shit ever
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destroyerOfTards@reddit

No shit Sherlock
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Thick-Bison2170@reddit

>Straight No gay shit Something is wrong here
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Dog_Apoc@reddit

Anon handled the situation like an adult, and I am proud of them.
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abandonX4@reddit

Uh oh they're gaining awareness
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Firnin@reddit

> they're Literally every single one of these OP only no reply super gay posts on /b/ was made by redditors for redditors. This one is even more fragrant than usual because it's a meta post explicitly for this subreddit, but the other posts are no less made for reddit consumption
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ginuxx@reddit

Who interacted with the monkeys?
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_Pin_6938@reddit

I did sorry guys someone had to change the trend
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destroyerOfTards@reddit

You just ducking killed us all, go eat a banana in your room and ponder over what you did
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Cabra42@reddit

BAD MONKEY NO BANANA
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DasherCO@reddit

Fake and gay, anon fucked his male PE coach probably
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SimPilotAdamT@reddit

Nahhh he was the top
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idkTerraria@reddit

Being the top isn’t gay though
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SimPilotAdamT@reddit

Fellas, is it straight to want to fuck another man?
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Cabra42@reddit

God I love beyblade
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destroyerOfTards@reddit

So he rotated like one?
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Cabra42@reddit

TRUEEEEE
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lovesducks@reddit

honestly i dont know why anyone would expect anything different
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thatdudeoverhere69@reddit

HOLY FUCK ANON IS ACTUALLY STRAIGHT WHAT THE FUCK
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Gr4pe_Soda@reddit

any time anon mentions that they are “straight” you gotta brace yourself
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ya_boi_kaneki@reddit

W-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?? WHERE IS ANON BEING TOPPED? BLASPHEMY! WITCHCRAFT!
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EarthToAccess@reddit

\> "I get crushes on lots of boys" \> You thought I was gonna do some gay ass shit, didn't ya? Anon I hate to break it to you but straight people don't commonly do that. Source: my fruity ass
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Ready_Vegetables@reddit

Honey you're all mixed up
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EarthToAccess@reddit

Ah. It appears I was. I need to stop using Reddit at 3 AM I think
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The_Saltfull_One@reddit

I think you need to work on your reading skills
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CompactAvocado@reddit

last line got me. i for sure thought the usual was coming.
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AsexualPlantMain@reddit

The worst part is when they get over you and you realize how nice it felt to be wanted, but now it's gone and there's nothing you could have done about it because you weren't and still aren't interested in them and don't want to be with them but still miss the feeling of being desired.
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taylor_or_sophie@reddit

They’re still friends to this day, just not BEST friends
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xXvido_@reddit

Oh that’s kinda painful
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taylor_or_sophie@reddit

Drifted away after OP stopped playing Xbox, but they check in once a month
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dacrazyworm@reddit

Picture of anime character: gay and fake Picture of western cartoon character: straight and fake
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stromyoloing@reddit

Anon already did
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Babki123@reddit

You can't do that, that against the rule, shoot him or something !
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just_bro_time@reddit

>straight Stopped reading there.
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StandardN02b@reddit

It is sad that we are at the point in which this is bait and switch.
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demonsdencollective@reddit

Two years later, OP and friend got married
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taylor_or_sophie@reddit

Now he’s living a happy life and I haven’t seen him in years, we still chat over Facebook sometimes, but we both live good lives apart
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smileyhydra@reddit

Op had me in the first half, ngl.
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Archmagos_Browning@reddit

Yes we did
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