Anon being a sore loser (apparently)

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Anon being a sore loser (apparently)

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NotGloomp@reddit

I pulled this because I got docked half a point for the word "enthralled", saying it doesn't exist. To be fair english is a third language here. To be fairer to myself, she did dare me to show her the dictionary. I brought it in the next english class.

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-FL4K-@reddit

had an english teacher when i was like 9 years old that denied that “yore” was a real word when we were discussing homonyms of ‘your’, and i repeatedly told her to look it up but she just denied it and everyone laughed at me i still get super pissed off whenever i think about that stupid bitch, i feel for anon

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AllerdingsUR@reddit

I had an english teacher who insisted, very vehemently, that the 2nd person didn't exist in writing and I spent years feeling gaslit when I could see it clearly did

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I_SuplexTrains@reddit

I mean, I can't think of anything prominent piece of literature written in 2nd person, can you? It would sound psychotic to read an entire book written "And then you went to the refrigerator and ate a piece of your favorite pie."

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athousandleaves1998@reddit

Homestuck

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TheAnlmemer@reddit

There’s a series of books where you make your own decisions in the story and flip to whatever page based off of your choices. I can’t remember the series but it was from the 90’s or 80’s I believe.

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fricti@reddit

there are more modern versions you can do with apps, i’m personally a big fan

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Uncommonality@reddit

I remember a really, really intricate one I read back in the 90's which was about this science ship approaching a black hole that had a wormhole inside it, and you got these choices on what maneuvers the crew would attempt, with most leading to a really violent, descriptive death, but some were good(?) endings where the ship successfully travelled through the wormhole, leading to all sorts of weird scenarios, like alternate realities which had negative gravity and everything lived inside of these giant clay-like balls floating around the other ends of black holes

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TheAnlmemer@reddit

Yeah story video games of this concept are pretty common but for an actual book it was really innovative

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shiny_xnaut@reddit

Choose Your Own Adventure books, they're a whole genre, not just one series

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TheDragonzord@reddit

The Goosebumps ones were the shit as a kid. I didn't even like reading but I'd spend hours with those things.

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F-Lambda@reddit

not exactly *literature*, but GM narration for ttrpgs like D&D is often 2nd person

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Noporopo79@reddit

Generally second person is used as an interlude technique, just applying to certain chapters for a more personalised perspective

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trotptkabasnbi@reddit

"If on a Winter's Night a Traveler" is a famous book written in second person

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ilovearty626@reddit

I remember having to learn about the 2nd person through reading a book written in it, i think it was called the tale of despereaux. No clue if it is actually 2nd person or not, that's just what the teacher told us

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fricti@reddit

in addition to choose your own adventure books, it’s even progressed to visual media (bandersnatch on netflix is a very cool experience, and arguably nearly all video games are a 2nd person centered form of media)

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TeraVonen@reddit

It's not literature, but the video game "Slay the Princess" comes to mind.

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napalm51@reddit

not much related but i read in 2nd person the first line of greentexts. because "be" used that way always confused me so just read it as a "you! imagine being me"

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Lachybomb@reddit

Choose your own adventure books are usually written in second person.

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SleepingDragons57@reddit

Honestly early education teachers do just straight gaslight the kids about stuff they’re not “supposed” to know yet. I knew about negative numbers and how they worked (only the basics) from the weather so I put a negative number on a subtraction problem, turns out the answer was “impossible” and I got it wrong. If it’s too complicated for the class to understand at that age, they just pretend it’s not real and the kids will find out eventually

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F-Lambda@reddit

I first learned about negative numbers in kindergarten (thanks mom). Fortunately, the first time I brought it up, the teacher had the sense to say something along the lines of "yes, that's correct, but hold off on that for now until more advanced classes."

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Uncommonality@reddit

Idk why more teachers don't do this, honestly. Like kids are smart enough to understand "that's correct, but negative numbers are for a more advanced class, try to solve it with positive numbers first". Even if the negative numbers kid solves it easily, teachers should always be prepared with something more advanced to give to the smarter kids

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ivebeenabadbadgirll@reddit

I got told to stop achieving a LOT when I was in school. Turns out people really, really hate kids with ADHD.

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HuntaaWiaaa@reddit

You clearly didn't know what you were talking about. You know 2nd person doesn't actually exist. You're just being a sore loser.

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ChichCob@reddit

*yore

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Endulos@reddit

Fucking teacher did that to me too in 4th Grade. I wrote "Camouflage" in this stupid journal we had to keep. She underlined every instance of it and wrote at the end "It is spelled CAMOFLAGUE". I was like wtf no it's not because I didn't know how to spell the word, I used the dictionary. Looked it up, and yep. Camouflage. I showed her the dictionary, she said it was wrong, she was right. I showed her a different kids dictionary and she said it too was wrong. I brought a completely different dictionary from home, BRAND NEW, and it spelled it properly, and when I went to show her, she snapped at me and said that if I did not accept she was right, and the dictionary was wrong she'd give me detention. I ended up dropping it.

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Blizzard13x@reddit

You know how some other adults or teachers come in? I would have asked her how to spell camouflage

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Uncommonality@reddit

I feel like I'm being gaslit, is it really not camoflague?

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MrWFL@reddit

British vs American English? Camouflage seems more British, camoflague more American

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avagrantthought@reddit

If this is real this is hilarious Imagine genuinely believing that it’s much more likely that 3 official dictionaries got a word wrong than you simply having the spelling wrong in your head

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sevinup07@reddit

Of course she didn't actually believe the dictionaries were wrong, but some people simply can't admit to being wrong.

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HugPug69@reddit

One of my elementary teachers sent me out into the hallway because I asked her if ghosts were real

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Empero6@reddit

Anon casually forgot to mention how they failed almost every other assignment in that class and expected the final to magically give them a better grade.

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I_Main_Healer@reddit

It's such a retarded American thing to fail students based on "other assignments". Exam grades should be the only thing that matters. Imagine you failed math cause you didn't do your precious homework.

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Severe_Brick_8868@reddit

That’s so stupid lol I‘ve taken classes with no exams before. Most jobs (unless you’re gonna do work in computer science or math) aren’t going to give you tests before or during your employment. They will however likely ask you to do things like write reports and present on your findings, which is why it makes a lot of sense that those types of projects typically get similar weight to tests in a lot of classes. Test taking is a skill in it of itself, and it’s not as applicable to the workforce as many other skills so it shouldn’t be the only one students have to develop

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I_Main_Healer@reddit

So what's the point of doing a presentation or homework? You can easily any time have someone else either do it for you or get so much help your input doesn't matter. At least in exams you test your own memory/problem solving.

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fricti@reddit

practice is the point, practice. you can do all of that but when it comes to doing it for an actual job, you’ll be familiar with how to do it better

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I_Main_Healer@reddit

Practice is one thing, but being graded on your practice? What if I had personal issues and couldn't do it? Now I must fail because assignments done outside of school time count towards my grade? I'll just pay the nearby nerd to do them for me and boom, nothing learned and teacher is none the wiser. Sure you can argue you can also cheat during exams, but thats way harder due to it being under supervision.

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fricti@reddit

the entirety of college is practice. the point of practice is that you get better over time. if you fail consistently, you’re missing the point

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I_Main_Healer@reddit

Explains why more and more jobs nowadays seek less college degrees and instead practical experience in that field.

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fricti@reddit

most jobs nowadays actually seek both, a college degree *and* practical experience. it’s why a lot of people on both ends are frustrated graduates applying for “entry-level” jobs that want years of experience is common experienced workers getting auto-rejected due to a lack of a college degree is also common hence why so many unis have & encourage internships, co-ops, and research. more particularly for fields like engineering that require both a base level of formal technical understanding as well as field/plant experience hasn’t been enough to just get a degree in a long while, but it still does help

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Severe_Brick_8868@reddit

I mean lots of those assignments aren’t group based. And if you have other people do it you’re not going to be able to do that once you’re in the workforce so you’re setting yourself up to fail. You also can’t have someone else present for you, and presenting in front of people is definitely a skill that takes practice. It’s just as good of a show of knowledge to hear someone speak, because you can tell by their voice, body language, whether they read off the screen, etc. how well they understand the material. And writing is perhaps the most important skill that exists and it’ll never stop being important. Students need to develop a voice and style that doesn’t reflect chat gpt if they want to stand out when writing college apps, cover letters, grant proposals, and even emails.

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redditusernr1234@reddit

??? is the point of going to school learning or is it for "lEaRnInG a wOrK etHiC"?

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F-Lambda@reddit

both

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Severe_Brick_8868@reddit

Both are important, as well as learning how to learn. If you’re gonna go to college taking notes and studying are all skills you’ll develop in school on basic subjects even though you probably won’t need a lot of that knowledge later. There are a lot of things that should be taught in schools and aren’t though and some that don’t need to be taught that are

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Mob_Ties_1972@reddit

Well done this is the worst take in this thread

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I_Main_Healer@reddit

Average regard afraid of exams. Learn once and you do well in all exams. Simple as that.

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Mob_Ties_1972@reddit

Have a masters in aerospace engineering, but thanks for the tip

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I_Main_Healer@reddit

As if having any type of decree suddenly makes you superior in literally anything. Learn why I spell it like that, then come back to the Internet, grandpa.

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Mob_Ties_1972@reddit

Must be the same reason why you spelled degree "decree" All that superior exam-only education and you can't spell 👍

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I_Main_Healer@reddit

Sure, cause autocorrect doesn't exist. I'm sorry you don't know that since you only use your 2005 PC to browse reddit. I know smartphones are out of your league. But please, keep talking about my spelling. Not like there's people who don't have english as their mother tongue and may get stuff wrong. But sure, you use your made up studies as your superiority complex then \^\^

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sevinup07@reddit

Man you really are dumb as hell huh

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I_Main_Healer@reddit

Ok Einstein

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xdarkshadowlordx@reddit

Agree

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Demopan-TF2@reddit

In my school classes had a base of 2 major assignments and an exam for grading. The exam was worth only 15% of the grade, but failing it means you failed the class.

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Forward-Piano8711@reddit

I would much rather be graded on assignments than have one stressful exam be worth 60% of my grade

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I_Main_Healer@reddit

American issue

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Forward-Piano8711@reddit

No retard that’s a you issue I don’t get graded like that

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I_Main_Healer@reddit

"one stressful exam" sounds like skill issue to me. I never had issues with exams, even if I didn't always do 10/10 on them. If you wanna get grades on assignments, go do practical studies like carpentry. But in majority of studies which are mostly theoretical, exams should be priority.

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Forward-Piano8711@reddit

“One exam” that better? I don’t have problems with test either but I still don’t want one big one. Retard

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Stolypin1906@reddit

This depends on what you think the purpose of education is. If the purpose is to learn things, then homework shouldn't matter. If the purpose is to train citizens to be reliable, productive workers, then consistently completing homework on time is very important.

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I_Main_Healer@reddit

I don't see how doing school stuff in my free time makes me a productive citizen, rather than focus on actual stuff during school, just like work stuff during work. What's the point of school if we can just homework everything?

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wareagle3000@reddit

I did, constantly.

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Scientia_et_Fidem@reddit

Also notice how they say “the final English exam” and not “the English final”. B/c it’s middle school, they don’t have a system where a single cumulative final counters for 50% of your grade like in many college courses (which TBH is a stupid system we have just accepted in colleges for some reason, a single exam counting for half your grade is crazy when you step back and think about it). The “final English exam” probably counted for like 15% of the total grade and only covered matieral during the last month of class. Meanwhile OP bombed the other 4 exams a\that also each counted for 15% of the total grade and only turned in half their homework despite the teacher giving them multiple chances to turn it in for at least partial credit. While some teachers are assholes, the *vast* majority of the time some middle or high schooler claims a teacher a”has it out for them” it turns out they literally didn’t do half the assignments then somehow expected the teacher to just give them a 75% on that assignment they *literally never turned in* instead of the 0 they deserved.

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Le3mine@reddit

Same thing happened to me with Oceania. I asked the teacher, so which continent do New Zealand and Australia belong to? He said "it doesn't matter" and moved on.

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erodedsperm@reddit

does this guy go to and eighties movie high school or something where theres a big fat guy who takes your lunch money because who the fuck cares that much to make fun of you the entire day

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big_whistler@reddit

Have you ever met children

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PM_MEOttoVonBismarck@reddit

He'll I'm 22 and I asked a question in a uni class and a few people laughed at me. That pissed me off, I don't think it was a stupid question and nobody else was saying anything.

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Blizzard13x@reddit

What was the question ?

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PM_MEOttoVonBismarck@reddit

It's a class about the death and the underworld and we saw a documentary that at one point showed the Aztec empire and they sacrificed to appease the sun God. In the temple, they had a big symbol of him. We then went on to talk about Christianity and how the horizontal part of the cross is supposed to represent earth while the vertical part represents heaven and he'll and where they join is where Jesus fits into the equation. Well the Aztec symbol would have sacrificial blood poured over it which was supposed to summon the sun or something to devour it. So I asked if the Aztec symbol had a similar connotation of connecting Earth and the ethereal plane like the cross did.

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Uncommonality@reddit

That's honestly a really good question and I, too, am curious as to the answer. Fuck kind of class laughs at a guy asking for the symbolism behind a symbol they're discussing

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F-Lambda@reddit

>We then went on to talk about Christianity and how the horizontal part of the cross is supposed to represent earth while the vertical part represents heaven and he'll and where they join is where Jesus fits into the equation. What branch of Christianity believes that? I've always heard that the cross represents the fact that he was literally executed on a cross, with no further symbolism (aside from subtle things like for protestants "it's empty cause he's resurrected")

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PM_MEOttoVonBismarck@reddit

I may have misremembered. But this website states it as horizontal being your relationship with people while vertical is your relationship with Jesus and God. https://reasonsforhopejesus.com/what-is-the-vertical-and-horizontal-of-the-cross/ Further down, this website mentions horizontal being earth and vertical being God. https://agapegeek.com/tag/cross/ 'Vertical is an adjective, and it is normally defined as a line, that is at a right angle to the horizon. Therefore, we normally do not understand the concept of “vertical”, without first understanding what the “horizon” means to us. The word horizon is a noun, that is normally defined as the human perspective of the line where the earth meets the sky, or the heavens. Wow! Can you potentially begin to see, how these two lines we call vertical and horizontal, represent an intersection point? Could a point of intersection, represent God’s plan to come down from heaven, to meet with humans on the earth? I believe it does, and this information, just shouts LOVE to me. Maybe those that do not understand what an intersection is, are not as excited. So let us go over quickly, the concept of what an intersection is next.'

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PM_MEOttoVonBismarck@reddit

I don't know exactly if it's told that way in the Bible or if its some kind of scholarly interpretation? This was a few weeks ago. I also remember someone that day saying that the Romans usually crucified you with the cross either leaning on the left or right depending on something and that Jesus was crucified upright because he was guilty of both. It's some stupid history class I'm doing based upon how the afterlife has developed since ancient times.

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ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit

“Professor may I go peepee?”

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TheDragonzord@reddit

"I dunno, *CAN* y... oh. No, you may not."

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DarkishFriend@reddit

Why is my tuition 40k when my teacher is paid peanuts?

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Blizzard13x@reddit

“Professor do I have to buy the 100$ book that you just so happened to have made or can I buy a different one”

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napalm51@reddit

that practice should be illegal

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TheDragonzord@reddit

$100 is cheap. $250 is more like it, and of course there's a new edition every semester so you can't buy a used one. Don't worry though, the school bookstore you purchased it from will purchase it back at the end of the year. You can go grab a meal at McDonalds with the money.

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BluedditWhen@reddit

the difference is you're in uni and the kids in the post are in middle school

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Y_Kat_O@reddit

Ngl, that would piss me off so bad.

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StJimmy92@reddit

I was homeschooled until 7th grade, when I went to a public school. First day of history class we had an ungraded pop quiz, which after we turned it in the teacher asked the questions again and had people raise their hands to answer. One question was “what does AD stand for after a year, example 2007 AD.” When it got to that one I raised my hand immediately, the teacher looked at me and said “oh this one is nothing special. Everyone knows it. Say it with me class.” And everyone goes “After Death!” And I say “no, that’s wrong.” “Oh? What is it then?” “Anno Domini.” “Uhhh, that’s not English. That wouldn’t make any sense.” Hated that smug, illiterate hick

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Uncommonality@reddit

This is fucked. How is a guy like that allowed to be a teacher?

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DarkishFriend@reddit

Spitballing here but, you lived south of the Mason-Dixon line didn't you?

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StJimmy92@reddit

Ohio

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Przedrzag@reddit

Close enough

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TWK128@reddit

If it's any consolation, I've heard Indiana is, generally, much worse with regards to education.

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AntDracula@reddit

> m' lady

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The_Black_Warden@reddit

Holy shit i lost braincells with your story. What an absolute moron of a teacher. "ThAts nOT EnGliSH" well Middle English and Old English have literally fuck-all similarities to Modern English but i aint seein nobody denying that they used to be English now have i. Typical fucking middleschool teachers. I had a random teacher that gave me 16/20 on a History test and the exact same number on grades. I was the only one that ever contributed anything to classes,raised his hand,etc,everyone else didnt give a single fuck about the lessons. Meanwhile some random schmuck that never said a single fucking word because he despised History,got a 17.5 on the test and a report of 19/20. Its been 10 years. 10 fucking years. Ive finished my postgraduate studies in History,doing a Masters as well (despite the fact ill probably change fields but whatever) and im STILL pissed about that one. I fucking hate the incompetent idiots that are allowed to teach. Most teachers ive met with a few shining,glorious exceptions are either braindead or well on their way on reaching subterranean IQ numbers. I could go on for days.

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MoltenWings@reddit

It's sad because the state of education in most countries is one of hard work and low pay so even if you do get people who are passionate about teaching, they end up in the universities because at least there they get paid decently. Most people are just trying to get by and being a good teacher that fits the need of every child you end up with is a very difficult thing.

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Strider_27@reddit

This is why we need school choice. It’s criminal how bad a school can be and parents have no options without paying a shitload for private schools

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Przedrzag@reddit

Unfortunately in a lot of places the private schools are just as shit

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StJimmy92@reddit

> paying a shitload for private schools Ended up being what I got. We had three options for public schools because of we lived in this super thin district overlap. One had a mile-long waitlist because it was actually good. Then there was the one I went to. Then there was a third which was even worse. The private school ended up being the best option anyways because my homeschool curriculum was essentially a year ahead of standard, so the public school was a repeat year for me (they refused to accept my test scores to skip a grade because they openly despised homeschoolers). The private school was the same level as what I had been doing so I actually moved through the curriculum like normal.

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Alkansur@reddit (OP)

Yeah, me too. I had a similar English teacher and every test was a pain where I got a D for the same mistake my deskmate got A-.

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Philthycollins215@reddit

In grade school I asked my science teacher how the sun can burn in space without oxygen. She paused momentarily and told me to stop asking stupid questions. I went home and told my dad who was understandably pissed. He proceeded to print out some scientific papers about how the sun is actually a glowing ball of gas caused by nuclear fusion. The only problem was that 12 year olds were not the target audience for the papers he printed. I understood close to nothing of what I was reading. His heart was in the right place but it's safe to say I went to bed that night having no idea why the sun glows in space.

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jazminep@reddit

My teacher did something similar. Told us matter got destroyed once it entered a black hole. I asked how that was, since she had just told us matter couldn't be created or destroyed. I wasn't meaning to be argumentative, I was just a curious child.

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Philthycollins215@reddit

Some teachers have huge egos and can't admit they don't know something. There is nothing wrong with saying you don't have an answer at the moment but you'll look into it and get back to the person.

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Uncommonality@reddit

Hell, you could make it a teachable moment - "let's look it up together" and show the kids how to find real scientific information

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I_AM_STUPPID@reddit

I feel like that should be the fun part. The kids are obviously listening if they are asking questions and you can use that to show them how to find the answers. No teacher can be expected to know everything

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Philthycollins215@reddit

Absolutely. My kids ask me some wild questions sometimes that I have absolutely no idea how to answer. Instead of getting frustrated I get excited because now I get to learn something new to teach them.

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SoCuteShibe@reddit

Not only is there "nothing wrong" with this, there is "something right" with it which is worthwhile to teach.

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MentalRise8703@reddit

TBH

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EvaUnit_03@reddit

Technically it's not destoyed, as far as we currently know. It's compacted down, which is even more baffling. Anti matter is the only thing that can destroy matter and even that is an anomaly to us. It's hard for matter to learn about something that either compresses it down, killing us, or literally explodes being near us and again, killing us. In short, we lack the technology to truly understand them, and may never be able to as we largely exist in an expanded matter filled existence.

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Strider_27@reddit

Wouldn’t the whole earth and everything in it fit in something astronomically small if you somehow removed the space from between all the atoms?

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EvaUnit_03@reddit

In the grand scheme, yes. The earth is super small compared to other Astral bodies. All that 'space' is still matter, but its invisible to us and insanely light. And it makes up something like 80% of our universe. At least what we have observed. We just keep observing larger and larger objects, many which baffle us. Seeing as we've only tapped the surface of everything, its all quite a lot and a ton of theories exist.

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Scottish_Whiskey@reddit

One of my English teachers was a bitch too. She picked on me and *only* me out of everyone in the class and was convinced I would fail English I left with a B(itch)

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Drimoss@reddit

I had a french teacher (I'm french canadian) who took away shit ton of points from a written exam we did where we had to write a spooky story because I wrote the story from the character's point of view and it turns out at the end he's dead. She said that "he can't be the one telling the story if he's dead". I'm like ?????? There are so many stories and books out there told from the point of view of a ghost wtf??? I protested but she didn't change my grade. Still pisses me off to this day.

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OvercastqT@reddit

Lmao as a language teacher I would be excites to read stuff like that. But grading creative wr8ting is dumb anyway imo. You can grade technique fairly but not creativity

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Vituixman@reddit

I downvoted because you are canadian

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Nagatox@reddit

I upvoted you because I am Canadian

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Drimoss@reddit

Based

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yur0_356@reddit

That teacher watching the 6th sense: 😡

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uconn3386@reddit

She'll find out the dude in the hairpiece was Bruce Willis the whole movie and not know what to do

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Ssyynnxx@reddit

Quebec moment

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ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit

You were supposed to suck her milky bags. You gotta work for that A

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HoptimusPryme@reddit

I had an English teacher who disregarded whatever point I would put forward to class discussion but my friend right next to me would say the exact same thing and be told they were doing a good job. It really annoyed me

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gfolder@reddit

Ya better man up, boy, citizenship is where it's at, and you suck at taking it up the ass

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El_Cringio@reddit

So teachers can give whatever grades they feel like in your country? That's fucking wild

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BananaBoiYeet@reddit

This lmfao. Something is either a mistake or not a mistake and either gets you a point less or not.

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Everestkid@reddit

In math class, sure. In English class, reality can be whatever the teacher wants. This is the primary reason why I heavily preferred math class to English.

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Wizardwizz@reddit

Yeah, with math you can have objective mistakes, in English they just take off for whatever bullshit they want and decide how much they want to take off with the most vague rubrics ever.

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Impressive_Bit618@reddit

When it comes to things like essays or creative writing exercises, teachers are given lots of leeway to decide if someone should get a good grade or not.

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majormimi@reddit

I don’t remember very well, but I have the memory that this happened to me too more than once

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lostatlifecoach@reddit

Was a teachers pet, took notes, always talked about books. She kept me after class one day for the Segs and kept that going for a year and a half until I was too old and she wanted a younger model.

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that_typeofway@reddit

I had an English teacher like this too. Always unfairly grading me compared to my classmates. For my final presentation I did a perfect 173 line soliloquy from Henry VI: Part 3. She gave in an “A” in the course and a bunch of respect (for the last couple of days) after that.

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thuneverlose@reddit

Some teachers deserve to be shot up

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chainsawdegrimes@reddit

That reminds me of my pottery professor from comment that was notoriously sexist. She gradded my and the 3 guys effort with D grades while all the girls got As and Bs.

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PersonelKlasyHel@reddit

Simalary, I've lacked 0.05 for the best grade and still got lower.

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valdemarjoergensen@reddit

My biologist teacher back in school infuriated me. I was really good at biology, did my post grad in biology and work at a private research institute today, I know I was good for my grade. Anyways, I got a B with the reason "well you have to have something to aim for, if you get an A what will you work towards?" that was for my final grade as I was graduating. How the fuck am I supposed to improve for the next time when there isn't a next time?

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SpaceBug173@reddit

Not to mention why work harder when you won't get that A either way? This is a good sentence on paper, not practice.

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lallapalalable@reddit

I had a teacher in 6th grade assign group projects, and naturally my group was composed of all the kids she disliked the most. We were supposed to do a mock weather report for a selected region of the country, and got the northeast. We decided it was gonna be a hurricane report and went all in. Bitch gave us a D because, and I quote: "Hurricanes are a southern phenomenon, they don't happen that far north, you did no research and I would fail you but you managed to present it well enough." Well guess what happened that summer? [Hurricane Floyd slammed into New England](https://www.weather.gov/images/mhx/19990916/Surge4.jpg) :D I've been mad for years lol

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TWK128@reddit

Hope you threw that in her face.

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lallapalalable@reddit

I was shy and still afraid of authority due to my upbringing, took the L and assumed something was really wrong with me if doing my best only got me a D. Also didn't remember that hurricane until years later while also trying to forget the bad report day. But middle school was better, teachers were more specialized and experienced, plus it was her first year teaching solo, and I'm now ten years older than she was at the time, so I know for a fact she was probably dumb as hell outside of her primary education degree. Even so, it would bring great satisfaction to run into her and demand she listen to my reasons why she was a big meanie who made home life just a little bit harder by unfairly punishing her dislike of our personalities through grades (us same kids did well enough in every other class despite being no less adhd addled).

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SzczesliwyJa@reddit

I worked as a teacher and the amount of cunts in the field is staggering. I will tell you one thing that may be painful to hear, but it's the truth. If you came to her with all your grief she'd be like: 'huh? Who are you and why are you telling me this?' Like literally she wouldn't know you. Wouldn't care how you've felt.

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AskingAlexandriAce@reddit

My dad would've raise Hell in that office. Might've even been dragged out in cuffs, depending on what smart remark the teacher fired off.

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NonfatPrimate@reddit

Next thing that bitch graded would be my manifesto.

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bordain_de_putel@reddit

I'm vicariously ticked off.

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thelongestunderscore@reddit

Yah, now I love factchecking people live. Makes them hate me but still.

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RandomStallings@reddit

Do you like it when they get mad, or does it bother you if they don't?

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phillynott7@reddit

I had a Maths teacher once say to the principal "it was 50/50 but mostly him" as to who instigated an argument.

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Fedora200@reddit

I had an honors English teacher embarrass me in front of the class. We were wrapping up a unit on King Arthur and I asked near the end of the class if the material was going to be on the final (finals were about a month or so away) and she said they weren't. So, I asked why we spent weeks going over King Arthur when it wasn't going to even be on the final, and we still had to cover a Shakespeare play (Othello). Instead of explaining her reason she raised her voice and asked the whole class if they wanted King Arthur to be in the final and pretty much everyone verbally said no, and the whole time she was facing me. I'm convinced that some of those stares gave me social anxiety. Next year however I chose to drop back down from honors to regular English and the teacher was actually amazing at his job. He got me to be engaged with works like Hamlet and Huckleberry Finn. Some of the essays I wrote for his class were the first bits of my writing I'd call actually good too.

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wareagle3000@reddit

The honors classes Ive been in gave me the vibe that the teacher could half ass teaching because it was implied the student already got the course material. Every honors class I had was a waste of time where the teacher or professor talked about random bullshit and occasionally sprinkled in some learning there. Still pissed about the statistics class I took where the professor told us to go buy his book instead.

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drt0@reddit

When I was in middle school I'd haggle and argue about grades with my teachers like a Turkish bazaar salesman. If this happended to me back then, I'd be protesting outside the principal's office LMAO

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Zhang_Sun@reddit

I once got a B because “your exams are enough for an A but you aren’t putting in enough effort so I an giving you a B so you’ll learn from this” I complained to the principal, she was fired a few months later for a whole string of different reasons including dozens of complaints

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syedaabid20@reddit

I had a teacher in 3rd grade hard accuse me of plagiarising in front of the whole class because I used the word "fertile". I kept telling her that I knew the meaning of the word but wouldn't buy it and just humiliated me instead.

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Pm-Me-Bobs-Vagen@reddit

Looks like his teacher gobbledhiscock

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gonaldgoose5@reddit

she gobble on my gook till I english teacher

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OrangeJuuc@reddit

she gobble on my de till i gook

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ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit

That’s what anon needed to do to get the A

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HearingEast3741@reddit

Should've replied "Look who's talking"

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allowmetoreturn@reddit

My English teacher would do this. His English level isn’t even B1

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Barqing@reddit

Was once told by a science teacher that A) a tangelo isn’t a real fruit, and B) oxygen isn’t flammable, “it can’t be flammable, we breathe that”

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F-Lambda@reddit

>oxygen isn’t flammable Bruh, is he actually stupid? how'd he graduate high school

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pardon_the_mess@reddit

I remember seeing a letter posted on the internet a few years ago from a teacher to a student's parents. The teacher was pissed because the student was openly correcting him when he was telling the class that a kilometer is longer than a mile. The kid got disciplined for being right but the teacher couldn't admit that. Teachers: you are freaking awesome. But the day you stop believing you can learn from your students is the day you need to retire.

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F-Lambda@reddit

As a physicist, I'd respond to that letter by sending a photocopy of the conversion table from one of my old textbooks.

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I_SuplexTrains@reddit

This happened to me in 8th grade when I asked my English teacher why sometimes old time books had "an" in front of words that start with h. He very flatly said "No they don't. There are no books ever written that use an before an h I will give you $20 if you can show me one." The next day I brought in a King James Bible and showed him Genesis whatever where it says "And Methuselah lived an hundred and twelve years before he begat [blah blah blah...]" He laughed and said "Oh FIGURES. I should've known you'd bring a BIBLE." I did not get my $20.

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F-Lambda@reddit

isn't the actual reason just regional accents / pronunciation differences? like silent h, so it gets treated like it starts with a vowel?

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avagrantthought@reddit

How embarrassing What was the teacher like in general?

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I_SuplexTrains@reddit

He seemed like he would have been an ok guy to be around if you were a grown up, sort of snappy and wry. But he clearly thought kids were dumb as hell and needed to be crafted into function by his sagacious hand.

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F-Lambda@reddit

>He seemed like he would have been an ok guy to be around if you were a grown up, sort of snappy and wry nah, he sounds like an asshole

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Anticitizen_Freeman@reddit

Probably a redditor

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avagrantthought@reddit

This vexes me

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Soon_Money_54@reddit

I had a math teacher I hope burns in hell one day. Good teachers are very important, unfortunately some of them are mentally ill and purposely make some students lives a living hell. It’s as bad as power tripping cops in my eyes.

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darcebaug@reddit

Only teacher that ever went irrational screaming at me was an English teacher because I got someone else to get the monopoly money change I needed to buy articles for a newspaper project. She stormed into my study hall with my homeroom teacher and he looked mortified and embarrassed for the way she was acting. I could have left it at that, but making a joke about her being on the rag ended with a suspension.

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RenhamRedAxe@reddit

fuck teachers m8... literally, then break up with them and ghost them in social media,.

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turtlefrogbird@reddit

You did this in middle school? Part of the special class?

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NorthenLeigonare@reddit

Some teachers are just unfortunately smooth brained. And some are dickheads The rest are underpaid.

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F14R@reddit

Anon's teacher needs to be executed

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Memestrats4life@reddit

That has 2 Gs... literally gagging at that

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ThearchOfStories@reddit

I once got into a big argument with my English teacher because she caught me playing cards with my table. In hindsight I was not entirely reasonable with my point that since we'd all finished the work we should be able to do whatever we wanted, but she herself was somewhat immature and made a big show of confiscating the cards, and the argument really bubbled over at the end of the day when I came to pick them up and she told me she'd thrown them away (they were a custom set that I'd gotten as a gift).

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IAMLEGENDhalo@reddit

I had an English teacher in either 1st or 2nd grade who would proudly hang up any bad test scores boys got

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eivoooom@reddit

That is my most hated teaching method, where they go in a certain order and every time it favours the first person. I remember some guy got mad at me at a "cadet" place because I flat out could not name a new thing he wanted naming, when there were about 15 people before me who named some things I did know but I couldn't say them again.. The first person just named the easiest thing and got classed as someone who would know everything else by the stupid logic.

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Judg3_Dr3dd@reddit

I had a teacher do that to me twice, but the class was on my side. I mean they didn’t say anything but gave the “dude wtf is wrong with the teacher” look. Also had my English teacher tell me Hellfire isn’t a word. She asked me to define it too. Smh

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UncommonLegend@reddit

I was quickly taught that English didn't matter. It's a fluff subject mostly.

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RedX2469@reddit

Why didn't they have a dictionary in the English classroom? Are they stupid?

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kfish5050@reddit

OOP is autistic and the normie teacher hated him for it

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Guest65726@reddit

Im in a poor mood today so I say we castrate the teacher

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Gladianoxa@reddit

Had a chemistry teacher that was firm that "undiscovered" wasn't a word. You can't un-discover something. He would give us half a mark for a question if we used it on our practice exams (e.g. "why wasn't this used" "it was undiscovered at the time"). I brought in a dictionary (not even a new one, it was pretty old) and showed him the word at the end of class. He has a laugh about it and shooed me off, then stopped marking us down. What teacher doesn't take a free chance to educate like this?

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DensityKnot@reddit

wait he sounds chill as hell

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fattyontherun@reddit

My English teacher ok'ed my project. I laid it out, got it ok'ed a 2nd time. Made it final and turned it in after 2nd ok. I had stayed late to finish it. she took it to the office. I got expelled for doing my homework.

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UselessBlueSpecimen@reddit

"Stop being an awful teacher" would be my reply tbh.

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BustingAfatnut69@reddit

Anon's teacher is a cunt.

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ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit

Practice for being an adult and working for the man

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BustingAfatnut69@reddit

True if you look at the situation its also a practice for anger management too,you can't exactly tell your teachers or bosses to go fuck themselves without facing any consequences.

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Karmageddon1995@reddit

I did it anyway and just took the consequences. They can suck a dick

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BustingAfatnut69@reddit

If the teachers deserves it of course,but yea thinking back i should have cussed out some of my high school teachers that has royally fucked me over and that's the least that they deserved.

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Karmageddon1995@reddit

I've cussed out teachers and been suspended for shit like that. Fuck them

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Orkron@reddit

Had a similar experience in 3rd grade.

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wirelessp0tat0@reddit

Why is it always the english teachers

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acart005@reddit

That actually happened to me in college kinda. Bitch professor didn't like me and failed my essays because fuck you, that's why. Proceeded to get a perfect score on her final which was multiple-choice/She couldn't bullshit her way to flunking me. Looking back I really should have reported it, but the seething look I saw on her face when I saw the grade posted was priceless.

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PimpGamez@reddit

Very similar incident happened in my high-school class except on a graded assignment, teacher simply stared at me as if I was stupid for being right and didn't revise the assignment's grade. I tried going to the principal who said: " Scoring the paper is to the teacher's discretion and I can't(((won't))) do anything" paraphrased ofc, but dear lord that pissed me off

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Warm-Iron-1222@reddit

I hate teachers like this. It reminds me of my teacher in 2nd grade that used to use embarrassment as punishment and make people that acted up stand in front of the class on display. The first time we were taught multiplication she was teaching us a worksheet while we had a copy in front of us and we were supposed to be following along. I went ahead and did the whole sheet instead of following along because I had an older sibling teach me multiplication over the summer. She saw me doing this and slammed her pencil down, stopped the class, pulled me up front and said "You're apparently so smart, I want you to come up and be the teacher".... "Go on, teach the class"... Then as I stood there embarrassed because I was a kid, she checked all of my answers on the sheet in red for not following instructions. I took home the sheet and showed my parents. All of the answers were right. My parents were pissed. Fuck you Ms. K!

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TerranRepublic@reddit

Had a math teacher like this who just hated me. Any time someone around me was doing something bad she blamed it on me. Any time I got a good grade on an exam she said I was cheating (she had placed me away from the whole class so I don't think it would've even been possible if I tried to). I corrected her once about the definition of a square (it's always also rectangle) and to be honest I thought she was going to murder me (for real). It was obvious I had really twisted the knife here because it got worse after that. She'd do crazy stuff like talk about number distribution neither mean/median/mode. We'd do some type of very quick experiment (think like stacking Jenga blocks on end or rolling a six sided die) and the whole class would show the distribution of results. Then our grades would be based off of how far away from the mean or median we were. Well I was really "good" at the experiment so I was a huuuuuuuuuuuge outlier. I got an F. She eventually transferred me from the high performing class to the low performing class. I was friendly with many kids in my grade and the first day I walked one my good friends jokingly said "what's his smart ass doing here?" to which we all laughed and if course she got pissed. Rode it out the rest of the year though. It made the next grade rough because I was back in the high-performing/accelerated class but kind of burnt out by it all.

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MachineMan718@reddit

And this is why teachers unions need to be banned, because they make it impossible to fire shitheads like this.

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TerranRepublic@reddit

Yeah in this particular case there was no union involved, just inept administration. The principal was simply not good at reading people or situations and so it was rare that the proper corrections were made. Her VP was incredible but ultimately she refused to acknowledge his input on a lot of things. I think she realized she was severely incapable/he was the real deal. He went on to be (and still) a very successful/respected principal at another school I nthe district. All my other experiences were great though at that school, no real complaints!

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SmegmaDetector@reddit

Teacher Was definitely a woman.

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DarkishFriend@reddit

Had a public speaking teacher in freshmen year that was fucking awful. As a part of class one day she had us all draw cards from a deck of topic cards like we were at a wine mixer in our mid 40s. My card was "Where would you like to float over in a hot air ballon?" I have a fear of heights and I would never want to do this. I tried to ask her to draw a new topic card but she would not let me draw one, so I did my best to talk about going over Mt. Fuji or some shit. Well she didn't think that my answer, and a couple of other male students, answer wasn't good enough after it followed a girl talking about her surviving childhood Lukemia and I was going to have to do it again next class. I dropped that class that day. Come to find out years later from my then girlfriend that woman was fired because it was proven she was giving male students worse grades than female students for the same body of work and had been for years. I also watched this woman tell the classroom that 1 in 4 women would be raped at college by pointing to 1/4th of the women in class and saying, and I'm not bullshitting, "You're going to get raped, and you're going to get raped and you're going to get raped." In retrospect I should have marched straight out of that classroom into the Dean's office because that is the most egregious thing I have ever witnessed a teacher do as an authority in a classroom. Imagine a man pointing at one of their female students and saying "You're going to get raped." As a way to punctuate the statistics of college sexual assault.

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avagrantthought@reddit

That in 1/4 statistic is so dumb It’s based on a questionnaire of women asked how many times they were sexually harassed when in college. This was also in the same area as well. What counted as sexual harassment wasn’t specified so if you felt sexually harassed, it counted as so. And then the word sexually harassed somehow gets translated into rape, by some people, and now we have the “1/4 women get raped in college” statistic from like a decade ago

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Gothiks@reddit

ITT: English teachers are bitches

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Hawkmoon333@reddit

Anon learns that calling out the people in charge has consequences.

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Roadhouse0325@reddit

anything with more syllables than gastroenterologist

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Stacey_digitaldash@reddit

Anon was exposed to a VERY valuable lesson that he still hasn’t learned

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hartzonfire@reddit

I always feel bad when I see this stories. I used to be a teacher and can’t imagine being like this. If this EXACTLY same scenario happened to me, I’d high five the kid and make a point to use that word as much as possible (it’s a fun word tbh). I wouldn’t scorn the kid for making me look stupid. Super fucking lame. This is why tenure for teachers sucks.

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M00NShoez@reddit

My english teacher was awesome. She expected much more from me and tailored a lot of paper topics to interest me specifically. I spent most of the class playing pokemon yellow and being obnoxious until I realized she was making all this effort just for me. I like to think we ended that class as friends. Another english teacher let me work on the zodiac cipher’s because id read all the books they were going to read that semester and could prove it. I also had a teacher go out of her way to torture me for 2 years and ended up with 473 detentions (hour and a half on fridays after school) (i stopped attending because theres no real repercussions to that). She hated me because i was “too big to be a 7th grader”. She was a nutjob. Wrote me a detention because her car alarm went off once. I was in her room ofc. Fuck you mrs goines. Every single day of your dogshit life. And thank you to mrs babb and mrs rameriez

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blueidea365@reddit

Arrogant teachers who think they’re always right are the worst

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MLGesusWasTaken@reddit

I forgot the exact context but when I was in like 2nd grade, the teacher and us students were all talking about something, and I said to the teacher “plus it helps you in the long run”. Then the teacher just looks at me blankly, and puts on this condescending tone that you can tell she thinks I’m an idiot, and says “that’s right, it helps you run” (again I don’t remember the context). And back then when she said it, in my head I was like lady, why in the world would I add such a useless comment to this class discussion and why do you think I would say anything like that

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RevalMaxwell@reddit

Schools are full of bitter middle-aged women who backslid into teaching after their preferred profession shitcanned them I’ve known them to actively discriminate against male students

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CommanderPaprika@reddit

Had a teacher not believe "kernel" was a word, and thought it was always spelled "colonel"

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Forward-Piano8711@reddit

It’s good to see that English teachers being the worst is a universal experience

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CorbinNZ@reddit

Stop speaking your gobbledygook and hogwash. We won’t stand for this malarkey.

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Fantastic-Garden8525@reddit

Anons teach has beef with him lol

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Kaghei@reddit

I always find it so strange that an adults ego cannot deal with a kid

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TheDragonzord@reddit

One time in seventh grade our math teacher got into a straight up argument with our entire class that there were 51 states in the US. We live in the US. There was a flag with 50 stars hanging on the wall next to the door.

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JohnnyNapkins@reddit

This would radicalize me.

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Mountain_Man-oh@reddit

This unironically happened to my autistic ass. Teacher said **** isn’t a word, i show them in the dictionary, still wrong

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Much_Turn7013@reddit

Name a more iconic duo than insufferable bitchiness and female English teachers

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krusty-o@reddit

Had a presentation in Spanish class once, my partner cried and sat down so I had to have a conversation with myself about whatever the stupid topic was. I got a C, she got an A somehow. I protested to get it raised and she proceeded to “lose” every piece of homework and multiple quizzes the rest of the year

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MaddBadger@reddit

Problem is, when you know something your teacher doesn't and they get defensive.

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DaoOfMTL@reddit

Had a spelling quiz in 2nd grade. Teacher told us to spell "the same". I thought it was weird that it was a question but spelled it correctly anyways. Later during checking she told us it was spelled "desame". I still hate her to this day

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Desert_Aficionado@reddit

Most people have a story like this. We have a very strong sense of justice when we are young. The interesting thing, is that it exists in animals as well. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inequity_aversion_in_animals

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gdg222@reddit

English teachers in a nutshell

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TiesThrei@reddit

The only thing worse than being smarter than your teacher is making your teacher feel like you're smarter than them.

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radicalcentrist420@reddit

I got marked down for using "indubitably" in an essay once

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DisneysGaston@reddit

That's a GD villain origin story right there

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gangofocelots@reddit

The last part in red doesn't mean shit. It's so easy to get a 98% on a final and end up with a C

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TheLastEmoKid@reddit

I had this happen in jr high. The teacher didn't know the word "albeit"

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meditativewarrior@reddit

I remember writing "octogenarian" on a list of words we had to come up with which we thought were interesting. The teacher said that "scientific jargon doesn't count" (I'm in STEM and she knew that) while in fact of course it's just her own lack of vocabulary. My exam results were not unlike the ones mentioned in the post. Each day humanity suffers because of incompetent teachers.

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Western_Ad3625@reddit

You didn't make up the word she claiming that she's never heard the word gobbledygook. Just because it's a funny word doesn't mean it's not a word. That's like claiming onomatopoeia is in a real word.

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PotentialSquirrel118@reddit

I see anon is still being a sore loser.

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dexter2011412@reddit

I remember this one time where the English teacher challenged the class that he would remove his clothes and dance in the class and then run away like that if anyone got the answer right. It was basically a slightly tricky like where you had to use "had had" as a part for it to make the right sense. I sat in the last row because I was usually bullied a little and also had my desk assigned there (I asked). Anyway, I get it right somehow and the next 3-5 rows of students look back at me. I'm sure the teacher heard it lmao ..... I don't know why I'm sharing this story But these days my English isn't as good as it used to be. Brain rot and suicidal thoughts took its place. Hey gotta cope alright

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Doktor_Vem@reddit

I really hope this is made-up, that shit ain't ok

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Writefuck@reddit

I had an English teacher who didn't know how to pronounce the name "Tobias." She invited it was "Toe Bee Is" Had another who pronounced Necromancy as "Neck Rom In See."

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VioletFirewind@reddit

I had teachers like this. They didn't like that I coasted through school getting good grades so even though I would ace the tests they'd give me Cs because of my 'low effort'.

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IuseArchbtw97543@reddit

that happened... no well adjusted person would call a kid a "sore loser"

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Hannabal_96@reddit

There are plenty of maladjusted people

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IuseArchbtw97543@reddit

still sounds made up. 1. Its on 4chan (99% of things said on 4chan are made up) [2.It](http://2.It) uses 4chan slang which I doubt were commonly used 15 years (or so) ago when anon went to school

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Acceptable6@reddit

Seriously you think the teacher said "anon"? I think it's obvious he's censoring his name

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Blizzard13x@reddit

Right, this guys a retard

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IuseArchbtw97543@reddit

I never claimed the teacher called anon "anon". Neither does the text. Fact is people on the internet lie.

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Hannabal_96@reddit

Possible, but not that unlikely. When I was in middle school, my art teacher graded the same exact project different for every student. What I mean by that is, we had to make some dumb paper mannequin and what we did was pass around the same one for the whole class. Her favorite student got a perfect score, the actual owner of the mannequin got average and the one Moroccan student got a failing grade. When we revealed to her what we did, she said that the doll got worn out after getting passed around and that's why the score got lower. She graded us in alphabetical order. Her favorite kid was the last one to get graded while the Moroccan kid was 4th. You can say that she knew about it as she was grading us, but with the way she was reaching for explanations it was obvious she didn't.

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CriChristmas@reddit

Sure.. but the laptops work.. and did they have pron?

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Blizzard13x@reddit

I had an English teacher who hated me in 9th grade. I explained this to a friend who was her teachers pet and she said. “Yeah she thinks you don’t care about school” Which was fucking insane because I had straight A’s other than her class, and English is one of my stronger subjects because it was so easy. I remember I did really well on a test and she thought I cheated. She was a fat nasty hating bitch and I wish I remembered her name.

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Frequent_Storm_3900@reddit

The true sore loser was the teacher. The op should send her Christmas card year with the same story written on it and 'it taught him there are sore losers in the world and they won't change... Better to accept your C and move on '

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LonkerinaOfTime@reddit

Anon experiences societal evil

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RizzlersMother@reddit

Thought it'd be some sort of slur against Asians.

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No-Accountant2979@reddit

Thank god anon didn't have a gun

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MachineMan718@reddit

No jury would convict him.

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ensnaredbyflesh@reddit

Set that cunt's house on fire with her worthless spawn inside

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MachineMan718@reddit

Based and Chanpilled

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Sta99erMan@reddit

If my child ever told me that this happened, I’d make sure the whole school knows that teacher is a jerk

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havidelsol@reddit

We were playing Pictonary in class grade 9 1997, it came up as T and one of the options was name a band. I wrote The Troggs and my teacher thought I made it up so no point. Fuming still lol

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PM_MEOttoVonBismarck@reddit

Seriously! 1997, assuming your teacher would have at least been born in the 60s or close to it. Surely they had heard of the troggs. Every fucking highschool band plays it.

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Reallyso@reddit

Anons teacher seems to have a terrible case of cuntitus

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MistakeDone@reddit

guess we all got problems with english teachers :/

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lovelyladydo@reddit

You can feel insecure and act like an antisocial internet loser or you can laugh with them and move on?

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Lampruk@reddit

I felt this on another level. You can’t beat crowd mentality, the only benefit of having this typa shit happen to you young is that you grow to be unbothered by what others think and only want self-validation. However it can also make you into somebody desperate for others approval.

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GiRokel@reddit

What a cunt

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WashYourEyesTwice@reddit

You can keep a good man down if he's a high schooler

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godverdejezushey@reddit

They wouldn't give me a 10 on my end exam. Got a 9.5 but when applied the rules for it it should've been a 10. Still sore about it 12 years later

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82Heyman@reddit

That teacher is the reason Anon 4chans

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