ULPT request: “How can I break up my ex and his new girl”
Posted by Hungry_Calendar_9098@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 30 comments
How do I break them up? I have her Instagram, email. I have his Instagram and number.
What can I do to make her break up with him or him with her? I don’t care how crazy this is I want revenge. I know I should move on but I’m breaking them up first. She went after him knowing we were together and he cheated on me. I don’t even want him back I just want them to not find love with eachother.
My idea is to make a fake account and dm him trying to get him to cheat and then send it to her but I need other ideas.
kkandrewsss@reddit
So what did you ever wind up doing?
Hungry_Calendar_9098@reddit (OP)
I just moved on
LuementalQueen@reddit
Obligatory piss disk and liquid arse.
Get some cheap lacy underwear and stick it through the open window of his car. Or mens underwear in hers.
Stan__Pines@reddit
This is the way.
theonlyquirkychap@reddit
"Move on"
"Live a better life"
"Revenge doesn't help anything"
Why the fuck are so many cowards and pussies on this sub? This isn't 'Mental Health Pro Tips' or 'Roll Over And Let People Walk All Over You Pro Tips'.
This is Unethical Life Pro Tips. Either give people unethical suggestions to get back at shitheads doing bad things, or get the off the sub you absolute fucking losers.
Sorry not everyone can just turn the other cheek so as to continue to allow themselves to be fucked over. The masochist and cuck subreddits are somewhere else, not here. Fuck off if the only thing you're going to tell people is to 'move on'. Get outta here with that wishy-washy pussy bullshit.
Hungry_Calendar_9098@reddit (OP)
Thank you, agreed
Throwawaymonkey333@reddit
Voodoo
Hungry_Calendar_9098@reddit (OP)
Down… tell me more
Sublixxx@reddit
Idk why people are on this sub if they’re just gong to be like “move on” or “live better” like bro be serious. We’re here to be shitty.
If it were me, I would definitely either catfish one or both of them into cheating. Get someone to photoshop some photos of him with another girl. Tell the other girl he’s been cheating on her and got somebody pregnant. Have someone call her and pretend to be an STD clinic being like “hey this person you slept with just had positive results for this disease, you need to come get tested” shit like that.
Flashwastaken@reddit
There are two things on this sub that I hate.
People getting annoyed that people want unethical tips.
“Piss disk/liquid ass” to every post.
Both groups of people should be banned.
Hungry_Calendar_9098@reddit (OP)
Thank you angel
Clownheadwhale@reddit
Get hotter than her or go home.
Faeces_Species_1312@reddit
Just key his car like a normal crazy ex.
madsheeter@reddit
Eggs on a sunny day
DROOPSmadeit@reddit
yeahhhhh i don't think you should try to do this
WingDingin@reddit
Slide piss discs under the guy's door. He'll find it so funny he'll break up with the girl and turn his life around.
Stan__Pines@reddit
Send him flowers when/ where he is around her or her friends. Include a not that reads like it's from his main gf.
aDoorMarkedPirate420@reddit
Get a life and move on…
supremefiction@reddit
What the hell good would that do? I mean on any dimension. Jeez.
osfedgal@reddit
I would make fake messages of the girl cheating and send it to the guy anonymously or u can continuously harass both of them, you’ll feel better after a while and won’t feel the need to bully them sm. Or I would login into his insta and post something exposing or whatever u feel like is necessary. Don’t forget textnow! But from a girl who had this happen to I promise you’ll feel better with time.
BluBeams@reddit
Move on. This isn't worth the time or energy because all you're going to do by getting revenge is push them closer together. If that's what you want, have at it.
breakermw@reddit
Leave them alone. They are both cheaters. In my experience people rarely cheat once and never again. Give it a year or two or they will fall apart on their own.
Focus on your energy on bettering your own life and ignore them. It will be better for you in the long run.
EnjoyFunTonight@reddit
wrong sub
4list4r@reddit
Therefore, piss disc is the only option
AnorexicPlatypus@reddit
You need to get laid, easiest way to get over someone is to get under someone else
vintagemako@reddit
Tell him that you just found out you have herpes and you probably got it through him, from her.
Due_Friendship_4036@reddit
Reach out to her and try to catfish her or entice into cheating on him.
Alternatively, you could make a fake chat with her IG or other account. Then send it to the BF anonymously.
example_john@reddit
Live better and more gorgeously than them. Relish in the fact that she picked up your leftovers.
alexcam98@reddit
Odds are he won’t need any help cheating on her, you won’t wanna hear this, but the thing that’ll make you feel better/over it the fastest is to disengage from them entirely. They don’t sound worth it
Snowbunny236@reddit
You sound like a child. Move on, for your sake and his.