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Anon got what he asked for... But at what cost?

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82Heyman@reddit

..."*Suck her balls*"... oxymoronic poetry
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chillinwithmynwords@reddit

Well, would you rather suck a lady penis or eat out a dude pussy?
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SnooTigers5086@reddit

Neither exist
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BertyLohan@reddit

then you've been living under a rock
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SnooTigers5086@reddit

I don’t think so
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BertyLohan@reddit

No, you have. Trans people have existed for millenia and the rightoid news you consume talks about them *constantly* so you must just be stupid?
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SnooTigers5086@reddit

Oh yeah but they aren’t actually men/women
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BertyLohan@reddit

No, they are. The experts all agree. Again, you must be living under a rock. Have you heard of fire? Do you think rain dances work?
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SnooTigers5086@reddit

Are these “experts” in the room with us now?
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Limeila@reddit

And that isn't self-referencing (not the "someone who identifies as a woman" bs)
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Proctor_Conley@reddit

There is Biological Sexual Characteristics & Social Gender Roles; choose one. Biological Sexual Characteristics are prone to mutation & often don't fit into a clean Male-Female dichotomy; such is the basic nature of genetics. Social Gender Roles is whatever the hell folks say it is; I can call myself an attack helicopter while folks call me an asshole. A Female? You probably produce eggs. A Woman? Whatever the fuck folks say. Such is the nature of subjective rhetoric.
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SnooTigers5086@reddit

Yep. If your definition includes the word itself, it isn’t a definition.
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BertyLohan@reddit

> Give a proper definition for “woman” that holds weight, and then I’ll concede. You try, you won't be able to find one that doesn't exclude people you would call "she" or include people you would call "he".
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SnooTigers5086@reddit

I asked first, but whatever. Adult human female is enough. Female: “of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) that can be fertilized by male gametes.” You know, the exact definition we use for every creature in the animal kingdom that doesn’t asexually reproduce
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BertyLohan@reddit

Ah and therein lies your issue. You think sex is binary and bimodal. You have a child's understanding of biology.
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SnooTigers5086@reddit

I didn’t say it was binary, you assumed so because I used the proper definition that literally everyone else except you uses. My stance is that it is and it isn’t. Yes, more than just male and female exist, but intersex is an exception, not the norm. Sex exists for two reasons: sex and family role. Males provide the sperm, females act as a host for the offspring. Due to biological and psychological differences, men (usually) serve as protectors and (usually) as providers, while women (usually) serve as caregivers. Intersex people bring nothing new to the table, their exception is born from mutations and still typically lean one way or another.  Try again. 
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BertyLohan@reddit

Ah I'm glad that you a) Completely didn't understand what I meant by bimodal. Lmao Mr "Try again" sounding like a dumbass. b) Brought up "psychological differences" Trans people are "psychologically" aligned with the sex they identify as.
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SnooTigers5086@reddit

a. I didn’t mention bimodal. I mentioned binary, which is the first thing you said. b. These “psychological differences” are not actually defining of sex. Rather, they are traits commonly shared (but not always) between members of the sex. It’s the same reason acting feminine doesn’t make you a woman and acting masculine doesn’t make you a man. >It's in that sense that a trans woman is a woman. No, because then we would define woman as one with femininity, and you *really* don’t want to do that. >And it's only through a complex sociological and neurobiological lens that defining a woman is possible. That’s a fun way of saying “I’ll take away the entire definition of the word while hoping the connotations remain and force everyone to agree, even though I myself cannot define it.” >"Female" as a classification of person and not a classification of sex phenotype actually only holds muster for high school biology. You sound stupid when you use it thusly. “Female” would be a classification of both person and sex. Classification: “the action or process of classifying something according to shared qualities or characteristics” So yeah, when we say someone is “female” because they hold the shared traits of female, that would be classifying a person. Or are we going to change “classification” to mean nothing as well?
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Proctor_Conley@reddit

You mean "Feminine", not female. Your framing is wrong, causing you to misclassify. There's Biological Sexual Characteristics like Male-Female-Mutant, there is Social Gender Roles (whatever people call you & you call yourself), with descriptive words to it all like "Masculine", "Feminine", "Androgynous", & so on. You gotta be more accurate & nuanced with your rhetoric due to the nature of semantics. Classification is relative to what is being classified, be it biological sexual characteristics or social gender roles; your rhetoric confuses & conflates the two.
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gothmikan666@reddit

Idk why ur the only person in this comment section who isn’t disgustingly transphobic. much love to you
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BertyLohan@reddit

eh, it's the greentext subreddit it's a load of edgy wannabe 4channers who are too scared to actually leave reddit. I wouldn't pay them any mind.
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an_older_meme@reddit

Welcome to Brazil
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Maikilangiolo@reddit

Picture this. I'm with a girl who looks like a female version of George Clooney. So we're kissing on the mouth, then I'm touching her boobs, then I'm grabbing her butt cheeks, then I'm playing around with her sweet vagina, then I'm wiping my weiner on her balls. How is this gay?
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Beneficial_Pear9705@reddit

it’s not gay it’s sTuNnInG aNd BrAve
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King_Louis_X@reddit

Classic Wkuk
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82Heyman@reddit

Its not gay and I accept you
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Spectralius@reddit

Bro is still living in 2008 with this one. Women can have balls, get over it.
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SnooTigers5086@reddit

How?
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ThisUsernameis21Char@reddit

Because in le current year "woman" is just a mood, a label to apply when you feel like it.
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Spectralius@reddit

It is not societies fault that you lack the mental capacity to recognize that the concept of gender is just a social construct.
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WrumGapper@reddit

1.7 thousand people who don't understand that gender and sex is different, this sub is a hub of illiterate morons
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Evening_Constant6644@reddit

They were female balls though
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ilikebigasstitties@reddit

Man ovaries
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ThisUsernameis21Char@reddit

Manowaries
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twinkie2001@reddit

Galls*
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HaamerPoiss@reddit

It isn’t oxymoronic, it’s just moronic
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DirtieHarry@reddit

Op really puts the moron in oxymoron.
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Available_Wafer5870@reddit

My friend (F) is a kissless virgin. I have another who's 23 (F) in the same boat. Another who was 25 before he lost his virginity. Stop making it a big deal. No one actually fucking cares
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Techno-Diktator@reddit

Yeah no one cares, that's why most common insults against a man revolve around his inability to get women, because no one cares
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Available_Wafer5870@reddit

I mean if you keep complaining about being lonely and not getting dates, of course people will use that as an insult to hurt your feelings. In reality no one gaf about a strangers sex life
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Techno-Diktator@reddit

What? Men get insulted around that basis in arguments with completely different contexts where relationships don't even come up. You have to be living under a rock to not see this everywhere. People were literally calling Leonardo DiCaprio a fucking incel lol. Again, there is a reason it's used as an insult
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Available_Wafer5870@reddit

Incel doesn't even mean Virgin anymore in the year of 2024. It's synonymous with a mentally ill sexist/racist/xenophobe. I don't know what you mean by half of that but understand that it's got nothing to do with virginity as many incels could attract partners of they weren't fucked in the head
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Techno-Diktator@reddit

I guess we just live in a different reality then, because I see men being insulted about their ability to get women all the time, it's beyond common.
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Available_Wafer5870@reddit

And unattractive or older women are not insulted at all apparently 🤷
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Techno-Diktator@reddit

Nice strawman, seems you actually know what I'm talking about but cognitive dissonance doesn't let you admit it
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Available_Wafer5870@reddit

People who use "nice strawman* automatically lose my respect lmao
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Techno-Diktator@reddit

People who use strawmen unironically automatically lose my respect lmao
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Available_Wafer5870@reddit

That is not in my vocabulary at all. It's cringe Reddit vernacular often used by pseudo intellectuals who don't even understand it's meaning
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Techno-Diktator@reddit

I was talking about how an insult against mean is common so clearly the content of that insult probably matters, and you pulled out some shit about how women get insulted too and implied I said they didn't. You literally used a classic strawman against me, you tried arguing a point no one was making
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Available_Wafer5870@reddit

Blah blah blah whatever ?
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Techno-Diktator@reddit

☕
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Penguin_Rapist_@reddit

Yup it must be be why everyone gets called an “incel” on Reddit nowadays, cause no one cares.
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Available_Wafer5870@reddit

Incel today has nothing to do with virginity. It's a synonym for a schizo woman hater
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DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO@reddit

People do care. It's not about actually losing it or not. It's about having the ability to if you want to. If you can't find a woman willing to have sex with you, it's like being a person who never gets invited to any parties ever. It's a sign of poor social skills. Losing it to a prostitute means nothing since anyone can.
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Available_Wafer5870@reddit

Yes, people are actively thinking about you being a virgin every minute of their waking life
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DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO@reddit

Not what I said.
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Available_Wafer5870@reddit

🤦christ I don't gaf anyway
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Darkorvit@reddit

> examples are women Try again
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Available_Wafer5870@reddit

I literally said he as my last example. I have other friends who are male and late bloomers ..so?
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Techno-Diktator@reddit

Yeah crazy how the gender where being virgin is actually seen as a good thing people don't care if they are still virgins at a later age. Real crazy idea
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Rumple-Wank-Skin@reddit

Apart for the people it effects
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crimsonpowder@reddit

Reminds me of the anon that hired a scatstitute and tried to nope out as soon as the first bit of shit touched his tongue.
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BigThugRat4546@reddit

yeah lol
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Expert-Temporary1772@reddit

Dumbass forgot the safewords and consent safety pins
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a_scented_man@reddit

Extremely real and gay
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Orange-Concentrate78@reddit

Ngl this just sounds like a good time
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Ddlg_0718@reddit

Anon says dominate me, gets dominated. Many such cases
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panamakid@reddit

domination is not about doing whatever you want, it's about giving someone pleasure from being dominated, degraded or in pain, within their boundaries, which must be carefully established. the prostitute here is a jerk and a fucking rapist.
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exessmirror@reddit

I mean he asked for it and from what I understand never withdrew consent in the matter.
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panamakid@reddit

bullshit. he didn't "ask for it", because they never agreed what "it" is. you can't give consent in that situation.
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exessmirror@reddit

He asked for her to dominate him and make him her slave. She did exactly that.
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water_bottle_goggles@reddit

are you anon
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panamakid@reddit

on a day like this we are all anon
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betarad@reddit

anon is the stupidest fucking idiot i've ever seen
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Yuseiger@reddit

Seen? Can you tell us your version?
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sadsackle@reddit

How about that anon who was into scat until some gal shat into his mouth?
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what-kind-of-fuckery@reddit

link yo
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dorath20@reddit

That's one of my favorites
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ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit

☕️
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avagrantthought@reddit

> anon says “dominate me” > gets dominated > bitches online *many such cases*
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Evening_Constant6644@reddit

> anon says “dominate me” > gets dominated > bitches online >Asks if he should be proud *many such cases*
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fatandyoung@reddit

cute
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Butt-eater1bajillion@reddit

The rest of the thread was the funniest part
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cosmoseth@reddit

Link?
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dukaLiway@reddit

[here](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a8/0b/44/a80b44dd8954761280ef95d5f047e5d4.jpg)
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Ye3tL0rd420@reddit

😍
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xaqss@reddit

That's great, but do you have the sauce?
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Th3Kill1ngMoon@reddit

Shit had me rolling🤣 the robots had no chill with this guy, rightfully so I’ll add💀
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Blizzard13x@reddit

You’ll add what
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resoredo@reddit

at deeze nuts lmao gotem
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NedRed77@reddit

💀
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KenzoTheBesto@reddit

God damn it
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MD-trading-NQ@reddit

Damn you I got bamboozled real good in here. Thanks.
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reclusivegiraffe@reddit

[Here’s](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=Ou-aNwjsUHSuWQPX) a real link, if you still need it
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NZS-BXN@reddit

Couldn't open the first one.... You made me smile
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Szwedu111@reddit

Infinite curses upon ye
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FluffyDasher1@reddit

My favourite part of that thread was all the creative ways people called anon regarded
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Ardalev@reddit

>technically< objectively the truth
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Evening_Constant6644@reddit

I loved that guy with the apple comparison. So fucking funny
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AdamMcKraken@reddit

Cool
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Unfair_Bumblebee6627@reddit

Thanks
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Fegeleinch4n@reddit

thanks
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DMunE@reddit

Let’s not gate keep that info pal I would much appreciate another chance to laugh at this anons misfortune
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Butt-eater1bajillion@reddit

Sorry it was posted on this sub like 3 days ago someone else linked it
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Butt-eater1bajillion@reddit

I lied someone linked a picture of link
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Gaylien28@reddit

Not only were you misled but you allowed millions more to fall to their doom
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No-Section-4385@reddit

Anon thinks he lost his virginity, but all he lost was his soul.
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exessmirror@reddit

And his sphincter muscles and any congestion he might have had issues with.
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peach_pearl@reddit

can someone tell me if it's a meme that lonely virgin guys on 4chan will fuck a prostitute just so they can finally have sex, or if this is actually happening ? this is really backwards logic if the goal is actually a long term relationship. i may be a female incel and prude but i don't think I'd want to get with someone who in the past had sex with a literal prostitute, fucked someone they had literally no relationship with at all
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Icema@reddit

People have one night stands all the time, most people don’t care that much. The prostitute part is admittedly going to turn a lot of people off but that’s probably one of those things you just keep to yourself.
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exessmirror@reddit

I know loads of guys who slept with prostitutes and as far as I'm aware it never turned anyone off. I did it once and it has never bothered any of my girlfriends. As a matter of fact my girlfriend and I agreed that if we are apart for a long period I'm allowed to fuck a prostitute or have a one night stand as long as it isn't in our bed. I haven't done it but that's the agreement.
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peach_pearl@reddit

man. I'm inching closer and closer to just going full hermit somewhere in the woods away from society if the current norm is to have one night stands all the time or to keep your partner in the unknown about your sexual past. insane to me
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Icema@reddit

I think you are focusing too much on perceived cultural norms and not enough on people as individuals. There are plenty of people out there (men and women) who feel the same way you do about relationships. I have plenty of male friends (myself included) who believe similar to you about wanting strong emotional connections before sleeping with someone. It might be a bit harder to find them but they exist. And as for the whole prostitution and lying about it part, there is social pressure and stigma around virginity that pushes people to seek those services out. They are doing it as a last resort out of the shame and embarrassment they feel. Most men would prefer not to have to fuck prostitutes. And on the flip side there is also a lot of judgement (especially from women) about having been with a prostitute. I’d wager that it would probably tank a lot of relationships from the lack of respect and disgust these men would face. I’m not advocating for lying to your partner about your sexual past, but it’s complicated and doesn’t give enough credit to the complexity and vulnerability of man’s mental/emotional state around this issue.
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peach_pearl@reddit

i understand the reasons one would lie about it of course. but i mean, at the end of the day you should want to be with someone who loves you and not a false idea of you. if i were dating someone and they opened up to me about having slept with a prostitute, because of the stigma around virginity and everything, but that they are actually ashamed about it etc. I'd most likely have full understanding and respect that they'd share it with me early on. if they told me a year into the relationship I'd have significantly less respect.
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avagrantthought@reddit

> fake A sex worker simply accepting the word “dominate” and instead of asking to elaborate, they go hardcore on you > gay Anon spat in the face of opportunity when thousands of other anons would be hundreds to be in
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EmilieEasie@reddit

Agree there is a 99% chance he made this up. But if it is true, and I know this is unpopular--I feel bad for him.
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firen777@reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/yft4tb/anon_loses_his_virginity_to_a_transsexual
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EmilieEasie@reddit

Anons love to make stuff up
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avagrantthought@reddit

That’s fine. I’d agree. Communication is key in all forms of relationships. Guess anon learned the hard way.
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EmilieEasie@reddit

yeah for real!!! the super hard way lol
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avagrantthought@reddit

Haha, true Have a nice day friend 👍
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SadJoetheSchmoe@reddit

Lmao, fucker paid for this too. That post nut must have been surreal.
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VaczTheHermit@reddit

The Church sould be using Anon's story to keep young people from premarital sex instead of the Bible, like holy shit how does one gets himself into this situation
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Ledoborec@reddit

Isnt this how women feels like in 35% cases when they have sex with someone (random)?
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kungfukenny3@reddit

getting too kinky when losing your virginity and having a traumatic experience ever heard of dipping a toe in?
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Dysto_@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/h76rrst7avqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ee7f4434058e11b3fe04b181596aca63db4a98
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esssssto@reddit

>"can you make me your slave?" >"Wow she made me her slave and i didn't tell her to stop"
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Feeling_Reason7012@reddit

This is why I only top.
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antagonistbico@reddit

Sword fight Lol
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Siul19@reddit

Reading it again and still think that OOP is regarded
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LDR1600@reddit

Anon is geh
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Avethle@reddit

lol
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super_roboto@reddit

How does ball sucking not hurt? That sounds painful
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BigThugRat4546@reddit

>her balls >her >balls you cant be fuckin serious mate
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imhere2downvote@reddit

>no safeword anon goofed
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BigThugRat4546@reddit

>her balls >her >balls you cant be fuckin serious mate
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imhere2downvote@reddit

where psyop
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CloudyRiverMind@reddit

Anon is still a virgin, just not an anal virgin. Not only did anon fuck up his asshole and ability to take a shit, but he fucked up on not being a virgin. I guess anon has to see another prostitute.
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No-Section-4385@reddit

At least one that doesn't use her female cocktail.
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StuttaMasta@reddit

Anon hit the jackpot and he’s just trying to gatekeep
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hardcore_softie@reddit

They don't talk about safe words in porn. Sucks balls for anon, but hey, live and learn.
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wahchewie@reddit

I feel like most people could work out they probably wouldn't like gaysex before they pay to get themselves destroyed by a Brazilian prostitute, but thanks for the public service announcement, I guess
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bisky12@reddit

anon sees a prostitute, gets exactly what he asks for, complains on the internet about it
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hotcoldman42@reddit

Fake and Straight.
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theaccountwiththesex@reddit

Not my proudest fap
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YareYareDaze7@reddit

Anon and his self insert erotica stories.
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TheOnlyGuyInSpace21@reddit

what the fuck did i just read is anon a tard
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PrinceOfFish@reddit

anon is not a woman. he did not tell the prostitute that he no longer consented, therefore he consented.
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Darkorvit@reddit

> go to penis haver prostitute > allow him to take the lead > he uses the penis Should we be surprised?
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No_Emergency_571@reddit

I'm not even going to read this bullshit
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klorbmont@reddit

I think chasers should be sent to death camps
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Klordz@reddit

So did he prepare his cavity for exploration or was there poopy dick?
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sasukekun1997@reddit

At least it didn't start with > Be me, straight
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Outside-Rise-9425@reddit

Big hands I know your the one!!!!
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OnixDemraude@reddit

Fake ? Maybe Gay ? Absolutely
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Odd-Intern-8359@reddit

I would feel bad for the bozo but he literally asked for it.
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Facesit_Freak@reddit

Anon should be ashamed
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HellkerN@reddit

Of what?
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BIG_MONEY_CASH@reddit

Getting ass fucked because he’s too degenerate and regarded to realize what happenes when you tell a trans hooker to “dominate” you.
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mtflyer05@reddit

Not being able to finish
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Daddy_Fatsack98@reddit

Anon paid someone to rape him
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Evening_Constant6644@reddit

Anon cannot be raped as anon will insta-consent anyone willing to touch his no no square
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bc9toes@reddit

What about his no no balloon knot
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ChickenMission@reddit

Why is everyone so hostile to this guy? I don't see how anyone could be anything but sympathetic to him
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clarkclancyy@reddit

already saw this one, what kind of 4chan email chain is this?
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idiot-loser-@reddit

i thought the ‪trαnny‬ fetish was wanting to fuck them not be aggressively fucked by them
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ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit

Men☕️
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dankspankwanker@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/1zrh1mxw3rqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb229076a968abf06260a829d557c49e9b2a1ec9
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happy_cube@reddit

Anon no.2 said some really wise regarding this greentext...
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AsterlovesTedK@reddit

Op did this to himself tbh
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Regret1836@reddit

what the fuck did I just read
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justaREDshrit@reddit

….lesson learned I guess.
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fistasaverb@reddit

I fail to see the problem.
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Zesty-Lem0n@reddit

Lol anon is still a virgin at the end of his harrowing tale.
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durashka228@reddit

idk its fake and gay or fake and real
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churchbunnie@reddit

we really need to stop caring about when we lose our virginities as a society
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anomalliss@reddit

I know that corny nigga enjoyed it and will come back for more
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AloysiusDevadandrMUD@reddit

>getting rape dom'ed by a 9/10 brazilian tran I'm still waiting for the bad part
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xX_CardiacArrest_Xx@reddit

What did I just read 😨
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123dylans12@reddit

Good god
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bebblylolita@reddit

anon‘s gay has integer overflow holy
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mondomiketron@reddit

Hahahahahhaha
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Joshgg13@reddit

Did anon consider... Asking her to stop? Or would that be the least acoustic, and therefore least likely, course of action?
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Ill-Apartment3959@reddit

>she
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GhostV940@reddit

Anon is just gay.
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Thicccchungus@reddit

Wasn’t this literally posted like yesterday?
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narwhalpilot@reddit

The hivemind doesnt care
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I_Hate_The_Letter_W@reddit

anon asks for rough domination then gets upset as gets dominated roughly
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BigJeffe20@reddit

modern love story
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IWantToCobainMyself@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/i3fth5f7npqc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4520b2f71bb54f4078399e4e6e852502bf05208d
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ChillinLikeAKrillin@reddit

amazing
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Andyman1917@reddit

My pp hard frfr
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Reptoidizoid@reddit

A foolish man will cry when his balls are crushed. A wise man will cum
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samcar330@reddit

They paid 150 for that too lmao
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Lumpy-Skill-7145@reddit

Someone please kill me https://preview.redd.it/mtaqjasfdpqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3964b4e97c966154898f06aa54d883f625170d44
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deleted_by_reddit@reddit

[removed]
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Valfsx@reddit

Wait, this reminds me of the greentext of a guy who paid a prostitute hundreds of bucks to shit in his mouth (he had a scat fetish obv). His regret was instantaneous lol.
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Unfair_Bumblebee6627@reddit

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences
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Durpady@reddit

"You wanted to know, doctor?" *"Now you know."* -Julie Cotton
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AbsoluteMemer@reddit

We live in a society for sure
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Andries89@reddit

Now THAT is well and truly fake and gay
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koknesis@reddit

Fake: "she" Gay: gets fucked in the ass and forced to suck balls
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saltyrimdribbler@reddit

This one got me really hard
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Zalar01@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/sknkfzkayoqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eff53aa1af59e7bc9811de55e40f0eb7d9a00950
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r34_nuxia@reddit

Plot twist: anon enjoy it so much that he post it on internet so people can berate & abuse him
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MrInfinity-42@reddit

Anon is a coward
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HellkerN@reddit

Straightest robot.
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