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Scotanon is real and gay

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Scotanon is real and gay

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LocksmithStrange47@reddit

My conspiracy theory is there is a femboy psyop going on
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BIG_MONEY_CASH@reddit

Not even a theory at this point, there was a legit femboy cult on 4chan, hell they’re were people on this subreddit, before they were banned admitting to posting femboy psyops, remember the Mongolian femboy post?
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Homunkulus@reddit

POLs split over femboys is maybe my favourite thing I’ve ever encountered. Do they hate women so much that femboys are the obvious choice or do they stay true to their Nazi roots and hate them for being gay? The comments to Nazi femboy thirst trap posts were always incredible 
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Important_Ad_7416@reddit

it's boring, it's either the old gay panic guilty fueled anger or trying to joke the gay away with a regarded meme.
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Kapftan@reddit

>remember the Mongolian femboy post? i want an explanation
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UnplacatablePlate@reddit

Here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/11jorqk/anon\_impresses\_the\_kahn/](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/11jorqk/anon_impresses_the_kahn/) u/verypoopoo
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verypoopoo@reddit

thanks king
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verypoopoo@reddit

tell me when you get one
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Brussel_Rand@reddit

Mongolian femboy? Ehy would I ever commit that to memory?
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ReckAkira@reddit

Yes there is. Not only om 4chan.
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Acceptable6@reddit

Not even satire, I think both this and the trans pipeline exist
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khoabear@reddit

It’s 4chan. They can’t pull women so they have to fuck each other.
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Th3Kill1ngMoon@reddit

Extremely bold of you to assume the average 4channer doesn’t look like an unkept Boogie2988.
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GreenFriedTomato@reddit

All the good things anon mentions about feminine men is sexual desires. Anon doesn’t care about them, he wants his cock slobbered on. Many such cases.
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Important_Ad_7416@reddit

men ☕
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ssleeps@reddit

there is so much more to them, 9/10 femboys are autistic so when you go special interest for special interest for them you know they'll pull out some real niche shit
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Pyrimo@reddit

🥴 me when the aspie girl or boy starts infodumping
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ssleeps@reddit

self-fulfillment need
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Otherwise_Big_5411@reddit

Being a straight twink is the worst curse to be afflicted with. The whole "women like you more" thing is a myth bros
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et_cetera1@reddit

Hard fuckin disagree (at least in my experience), my gf loves me crossdressing
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masked_fiend@reddit

Depends. Women love putting makeup on guys but they also love calling slightly effeminate guys gay/unattractive. It’s really inconsistent imo
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Important_Ad_7416@reddit

it's almost as if they had different personalities and taste, crazy concept.
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et_cetera1@reddit

Hence why I said in my experience
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masked_fiend@reddit

I get that, but you were disagreeing with a general statement in the first place
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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

The women that like twinks are usually high anxiety autistic gfs who have a Korean fetish.
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Ferfersoy2001@reddit

Oddly specific but 100% correct.
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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

I've been around.
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Ferfersoy2001@reddit

I've been around that side of youtube and tumblr lol
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memesupreme83@reddit

My bf just sent me your comment, and now I feel judged
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eblair705@reddit

Been there done that won’t go back
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ValkarianDemolich@reddit

Can confirm I've dated one of those women - but I'm a very large man. Ymmv. Apparently she only dated short men before tho
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Spice002@reddit

Or lesbians in denial.
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DaveSmith890@reddit

Aka Tumblr girls
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Otherwise_Big_5411@reddit

Don't give a fuck bro, just wanna bang - they don't exist IRL. Only online circles
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bad-acid@reddit

Chronically online man buys into hype given by chronically online women, surprised when it doesn't work offline.
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Ok_Digger@reddit

Peak as comment
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Otherwise_Big_5411@reddit

Real
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le_fancy_walrus@reddit

> be a big buff masculine guy > women won't like you > be a skinny feminine twink > women won't like you > be right in the middle > you guessed it, women still won't like you > what is the secret then? what is missing? > you gotta wear axe body spray fellas
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Morkhovskyi@reddit

Guess it's over for me. I prefer Od Spice 😞
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formation@reddit

Lynx Africa outside the us
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I_dont_like_weed@reddit

Just eat some food and go to the gym it's not that hard lmao
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DickCheneyHooters@reddit

Leo DiCap 20 years ago Timothy Chalameeeeeet (silent E’s) People absolutely love the straight twink
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Otherwise_Big_5411@reddit

Where are all the women in my area 😭😔😭
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charb15@reddit

you have to have a very attractive face too
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Otherwise_Big_5411@reddit

Yeaaaaaaaaa, I got fucked there. 5/10 on a good day
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charb15@reddit

you have to workout then, only way to save you
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Otherwise_Big_5411@reddit

Working out don't heal the ugly 😭. I'm fit/lean but yeah face is face
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InsomniacPsychonaut@reddit

You have to create a really interesting personality, thats how I did it. I became eccentric and highly emotionally in tune. My wife's favorite things about me are my eccentricity, my positivity, and my humor
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charb15@reddit

you have to become huge to remedy this bud
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Limeila@reddit

*teenage girls* like twinks, grown women not so much
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flyingdubman1@reddit

Just grow out your hair and pick up a skateboard or instrument. 100% cheat code.
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leredspy@reddit

Literally what happened to me even though it wasn't my intention. Especially the hair part. It's like you unlock easy mode.
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Savings-Pace4133@reddit

It does happen but it’s not common
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wussBoBBinBimBo@reddit

maybe you're ugly?
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yutohateseverything@reddit

No, I love twinks. All the women I know love twinks lol. Bad luck maybe.
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HagguGonnaGetchu@reddit

Absolutely based I with I was attractive enough to pull a femboy
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EsotericV0ID@reddit

Pro tip: Be a decent human being. Most just want mutual respect and care like every other human being.
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MegaGralha@reddit

Easy for Subaru to say, when he looks hot af wearing a dress
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Xenosaiyan7@reddit

COOK
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deanrihpee@reddit

lol wait...
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Appropriate_Pop4968@reddit

Ya but not tryin to show them respect, that’s the whole point.
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Mcc457@reddit

You might have to become a femboy to pull a femboy. Empirically tested method
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PijaniFemboj@reddit

I'm way too tall and hairy for that.
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Haber-Bosch1914@reddit

Username does not check out
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PijaniFemboj@reddit

Femboy in spirit, not so much in reality. I am doing my best but I'm just not built for it :(
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DannyDanumba@reddit

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanme :(
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Ok_Digger@reddit

Ok and? Hmu my dms open
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Blurg_BPM@reddit

As a femboy can confirm this works
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lukyboy1647@reddit

You would be surprised it can in fact happen, I am not the best looking guy out there, but I actually was able to get one. They do in fact exist (which is why I am on my alt so my bf doesn’t see this post XD)
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verypoopoo@reddit

username checks out
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ognahc@reddit

Nahhh bro fell for the psyop
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Whitespider331@reddit

Worth
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BedHeadMarker_2@reddit

>be me >straight >the gayest shit you’ve ever heard
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PlatinumBall@reddit

mAny such cases
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Babki123@reddit

I think Anon does not specified being straigth here so he has broken the rule
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Hongkongjai@reddit

> “Willing to relieve straight guys of their sexual frustration” Yeah right
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Esuo03@reddit

Yes "Straight guys" not "Straight guys like me"
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Phendrana-Drifter@reddit

Many such cases
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MorRochben@reddit

He didn't say he was straight though...
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scrumptipus@reddit

many such cases
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Soft-Heat4482@reddit

I'm with OP on the hill, When I've been hard up for pussy I've let a bum boy suck me off and give me handjobs, just lie back and think of England.
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awesomedan24@reddit

>Be me, straight male, have sex with men Tale as old as time
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avagrantthought@reddit

> I like femboy bottoms, not Troon freaks I don’t like my partner looking AND feeling like an actual woman! I only like them looking like a woman and feeling like a MAN! I’m not gay!!
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Morkhovskyi@reddit

Me asf Except the "I'm not gay" part
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tigerbait92@reddit

No, no, you don't get it. It's straighter if OP fucks a guy than it is if they fuck a woman. Somehow. God 4channers will come up with the most twisted, convoluted, complex justification for why they'd want to suck a dick without it being gay instead of just going "yeah I like femboys, I'm bisexual"
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Necessary_Resort_566@reddit

At this point women are going to be mad that men can be women, but better. Lol.
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Family_Man_On_TV@reddit

Fake: anon claims to exercise and be 6'2" Gay: I need not explain
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Thin-Sand-2389@reddit

These are actual robots
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JoeMaMa_2000@reddit

Why can’t bro just admit he’s gay and get it over with
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tomden255@reddit

"They're willing to relieve straight guys of their sexual frustration" Hate to break it to you my dude ...
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HiverMalfunktion@reddit

A transphobic Scottish bisexual femboy enjoyer. this is a weird century not gonna lie
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SwynFlu@reddit

It's the gayest country in the gayest continent. Alba gu bràth! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Username-67272827@reddit

SCOOOOOOTTTTTLAAAAAAAAAAAAND FUUUUUUREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄
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verypoopoo@reddit

just say youre gay
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Brussel_Rand@reddit

Bisexual is pushing it
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PricknamedNick@reddit

I don't get this mentality tbh like you want your bf to act feminine, dress feminine, be feminine during sex but how dare they want to be a woman
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Telakyn@reddit

Didn’t read the text, but girl in picrel is hot
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Dysto_@reddit

Say the line, bart
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Orgalorg_BoW@reddit

I’m normal T levels and a switch wtf am I?
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-AverageTeen-@reddit

Anybody with “sexual frustration” needs god
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BlueMagmaDragon@reddit

Never ever heard one being called a Jessie or a Buftie. Generally you don't get half of 'Scottish Slang' outside of Glasgow to be fair. Either that or I'm just lying ig
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SwynFlu@reddit

I'm not from Glasgow and yeah it happens. Buftie not really tho
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non_depressed_teen@reddit

Romanon
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SwynFlu@reddit

Impossible. There are no Romans in Scotland. This is homegrown Celtic behaviour.
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yourteam@reddit

Why so many anons cannot accept the fact that they are just gay or bisexuals?
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Red-Army-Robin@reddit

people who love "femboys" but are transphobic at the same time are the most braindead type of people.
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Puzzleheaded_Emu_686@reddit

Fake and straight, this guy hasn’t had a winch in his life
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Tarnishedhollow8@reddit

Average Scotsman
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Consistent_Ant_8903@reddit

It’s true in Scotland all the buff macho gays bully the weaker twinks. Nature is cruel but beautiful
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ViniestCoast622@reddit

Is that all they do? Asking for a friend
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BlacksmithMelodic305@reddit

It's bottom top world out there
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SmokeyTF2@reddit

I'm praying for this man's mental recovery😭🙏🏻
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Facesit_Freak@reddit

*Striped thigh highs* Pic rel is a dude
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Siul19@reddit

Has a big bulge
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Whitespider331@reddit

The bulge wasnt a giveaway?
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chillanous@reddit

I suspect the most outspoken twink haters are the ones who are secretly turned on by them and can’t stand it. The funny feelings twinks elicit in closeted homophobes cause cognitive dissonance and threaten their self image as a straight person. Personally I have no feelings about them. Because I’m not into them, and therefore not threatened by them.
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lowkarmainferior@reddit

Lust provoking image
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Archmagos_Browning@reddit

Thought I was on 196 until the last sentence
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ArmaniQuesadilla@reddit

You would think a country that is known for bearded men wearing skirts would be more accepting of femboys
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Its_Sentinel@reddit

He’s a fuckwit but he has STANDARDS
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AhmedTheSalty@reddit

“Be me straight” ATTENTION ALL HANDS! WE ARE ENTERING THE GAY ZONE!
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-at1as---@reddit

Completely unrelated, but I read scotanon as serotonin and was mad confused the whole time
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Lonely_Eggplant_4990@reddit

Anon is a wee fag.
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YeetSkeetWheat@reddit

Had to specify he’s not even interested in trans women. Just femboys. Masterclass in gayness
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Brussel_Rand@reddit

This post is just: I'm into gay guys blowing me, but I'm not gay, women like gay guys, that's why I fuck them, I want to dress them up like women, but I would never date a guy who dresses like a woman all the time because that's gross.
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THEPIGWHODIDIT@reddit

https://i.redd.it/v7jq81qggcpc1.gif
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leafyleaflet156@reddit

Wtf is this from oh my god
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Raucous5@reddit

Plastic Neesan.
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ArkLumia@reddit

Daily Lives of Highschool Boys i think. Very fun.
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Momontais93@reddit

Lol gay
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BIG_MONEY_CASH@reddit

>They’re willing to relieve *straight guys* of their sexual frustration https://preview.redd.it/74mgdjholdpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cff49fe15c19da1edaa76a8ee21fcb44aecd7778
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I_am_Reptoid_King@reddit

Anon tells the truth about himself. Real and based.
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sleepychews@reddit

how many women do you think actually like femboys?
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yutohateseverything@reddit

I'd estimate a smaller but decent amount of young women like actual femboys. If you count the average K-pop idol as a femboy, then it increases to a significant number. However, if you include older women, there's probably a decline in femboy enjoyment. I think androgyny in men is "in" in the West more than ever.
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sleepychews@reddit

i love me some feminine men 😋
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maxwell_hill1984@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/5sblv6loidpc1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b2fa47aad3dfe8f33599af8b14210018aede5ee
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abundanceofb@reddit

Maybe you’re just bisexual or you like feminine traits regardless of the organs
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Yams3262@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/ffjwn5vfbdpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cdbd25e9dfcc0dfd198a1b4745be98793eef841
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Corvid187@reddit

This coming from the country that invented the kilt...
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JeColor@reddit

>why do ppl bully femboys? >why can't ppl top them like I do? 🥇 Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner 🥇
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7arco7@reddit

I’m so confused by this post
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LoadOk5992@reddit

Anon is seriously confused.
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Lootcifer_exe_@reddit

Fake cause anon didn’t claim to be straight
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dankspankwanker@reddit

Why is every 4 chan story like: > be me, straight male (Following the gayest self inserting fanatic ever)
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THEPIGWHODIDIT@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/5ifgp6zufcpc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83ef24bfbbae8e9b1b2d79cf8a095ea3f396983
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Spare_braincell@reddit

Emperor Hadrian reincarnated, and he's horny for some twink ass.
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secondcondary@reddit

He has my vote
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AnotherSadLad@reddit

Least gayest thread i've ever read.
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GorillaK1nd@reddit

Classic 4chan
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