The climate doomer

Yes, things are already changing. Where we are, we have fewer days sub 0 in the winter and more days above 90 in the summer. Luckily, there are plants in almost every temperature range on this planet, we also have livestock, genetically engineered crops that can grow in nearly every growing zone, and a lot of technology that can capture carbon or reverse climate change effects if we need to deploy them. The only reason we don't deploy carbon capture right now is because it's expensive and Nothing is changing even close to as fast or as drastic as you're implying, the animals will be fine. We have large populations of humans and animals in death valley California. You: DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF AN ASTEROID HIT US?!?! Me: There are no significant asteroids about to hit us. Projections of asteroids to come are so small they'll burn in the atmosphere, and we have proven technology to redirect any large asteroids should they come into our path. You: THIS MUST BE SATIRE, DO YOU GET WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?!? Me: Yeah. Same thing as I just said, there's literally nothing to worry about. Chill bro, you have articulated nothing, your statements of catastrophe are backed by nothing but speculation because you clearly haven't looked into the issue at all beyond "everyone agrees on my team this is a major problem so I must also take the extreme position." What do you know about the history of the planet's CO2 levels and how life has responded? I'm sure you know in the last 120 years we've gone from about 390 ppm CO2 to 440 ppm, an increase for sure. But I'm sure you also knew levels have been as high as 6,000 ppm. How many years do you think until we reach that point? Keep in mind we're already mitigating reasonably well. What does sea level rising an inch a decade even mean to you? Are you honestly worried that we might have to build dykes and levees like in Amsterdam or New Orleans? Are you worried about sea walls being built? Are you concerned about Ocean-side property owners 100 years from now having to pay high taxes and insurance costs to protect their property? Why? How do you think plant life responds to higher CO2 levels? (I'll give you a hint, plants grow much larger and fuller, resulting in CO2 mitigation which is part of the reason scientists have looked so dumb predicting faster change than has actually happened). Are there crops that grow in higher temperatures? Yeah, almost all crops can handle significantly higher temps. We grow grains in Canada and Oklahoma, and it shouldn't surprise you that there's way more than a 2 degree average temperature difference between these locations. You really have no idea what you're talking about here. No one that is alarmed about climate change does, because if they did know all this, they wouldn't be alarmed. The people that are alarmed are making a lot of money on speaking tours and selling books. They cherry pick disastorous projections because there's nothing to sell otherwise. I'm not making anything here, I have no bias. The truth about climate change is just that it's changing, very slightly, very slowly, yes accelerated by humans, and the biggest problem will be that it's expensive to deal with.