I was assaulted by group of Russians in Cockatoo
Posted by Bangkok_Dave@reddit | 5555555 | View on Reddit | 11 comments
I was dancing on a podium at Cokatoo nightclub in Cowboy with some "friends", when my friends got down, I didn't notice and I stayed up there dancing (I love ladyboys!).
Four Russians, two men and two women then got up there, there was barely room for them but I thought the more the merrier. But they all sort of made it their own podium and I was practically squished onto the rail and couldn't move.
I wrote on Google translate telling them that they are squishing me and I couldn't move, and they just turned their backs to me and did it even more. Then I heard them all huddle together and next thing I knew, the men had their backs to me whilst the women started pushing them as hard as they could into me, my whole body leaning over the rail. Basically disguising that they were pushing me off by having the men facing the other way. Then the women wrapped their arms around the men and pushed my kneck and torso to flip me over the railing and I fell about 8-10 feet.
As I was getting up, confused as to wtf just happened, I was greeted with one of the Russian women on the podium's shoe, to my face... Luckily it was a sandal and not a high-heel, otherwise I probably would have a permanent head injury. She then shouted some stuff at me in Russian and they all left. These people must've been at least 8.
I don't understand why people could be like this, I was just "dancing" and having a good time, I am a "hugger" not a fighter, and to me Thailand is the land of smiles! :( It feels like there is no real recourse for this stuff and people just chop it up as 'cultural' differences... I have never had an intimidating encounter with anyone in Thailand before this. :(
/rant
Sillygoose_Milfbane@reddit
Hire some Ukrainian muscle to 1v8 them.
OldSchoolIron@reddit
You must provide him with lots of cash, weapons, and have like 10 men of different nationalities standing behind him. Ignore his cries for more money though.
AKIP62005@reddit
I use the ruzzian ruble to wipe my ass. They always need more money. Luckily KimJong un has more to spare.
kimchipower@reddit
Gangbang?
IIIIlllIIIIIlllII@reddit
This is a standard rushing greeting, I presume
Puttin_4_Bird@reddit
I suppose we could have just slapped them with our 14 inch python and then had our way with the other ones; I guess that makes me feel better 💐
blinkb28@reddit
God I wish that were me
PrataKosong-@reddit
How much does it cost to get assaulted by 3 Russian babushkas?
HorseSashimi@reddit
ты похожа на сексуальную толстую русскую бабушку
Bangkok_Dave@reddit (OP)
Sorry I don't read Thai
cae_x@reddit
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