\> be me, gay man
\> swipe right on chubby dude
\> go round to his house
\> "uhhh we'll have to be quiet my mom's upstairs"
\> get down to business
\> "uhhhh... i'm straight you know"
\> immediately goes to town on me like a human vacuum
\> "i'm straight btw"
\> guy turns around power bottoms so hard he makes me push his colon out of his mouth
\> "i'm still straight right?"
\> mfw
It used to be funny back when it was clearly extremely confused anons who were unsure as to whether sucking off their friend was actually gay because of [insert extenuating circumstances here]
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