Who would play the trio in a bio film?

Posted by Alice_600@reddit | thegrandtour | View on Reddit | 15 comments

I was thinking about thus. You know someone is going to be making a bio film about Clarkson Hammond or May soon. Any ideas over who gets the honor?

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HighFiveKoala@reddit

Benedict Cumberbatch (Clarkson), Colin Firth (May), Tom Cruise (Hammond)

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-SandorClegane-@reddit

Goddamn...

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kurokuma11@reddit

The correct answer is they play each other (James plays Jeremy, Jeremy plays Hammomd and Hammond plays James)

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AZDawgDays@reddit

Cue Jeremy walking around on his knees

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MrLore@reddit

I think Captain Slow should be played by The Stig with a picture of Brian May taped to his visor. He wouldn't speak, of course, but Clarkson and Hammond would act like he does.

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NewCastleIndiana83@reddit

James

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thorn_10@reddit

Jeremy - Piers Morgan Richard - Peter Gabriel James - a poodle /s

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MandarinWalnut@reddit

I respectfully disagree - May should be played by a spaniel. Specifically, a spaniel that's crashed into the back of a hen.

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Bantabury97@reddit

Peter Dinklage as Hammond.

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D_Wigz@reddit

David Tennant as Hammond

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rivenhex@reddit

Martin Freeman (Hammond), Simon Pegg (May), Nick Frost (Clarkson). With Edgar Wright directing.

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Tellittomy6pac@reddit

Nobody. I don’t need the trio ruined by some actors trying to be like them and failing miserably

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Open-Cryptographer83@reddit

What are the Krankies doing these days...? That takes care of Clarkson and Hammond, Prof. Brian Cox could handle the role for May.

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tkecherson@reddit

Tom Cruise has just enough short anger to be Hammond.

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Wiggles357@reddit

I believe 100% they would play themselves