What can I put on crumpets besides butter?

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DirtyBeautifulLove@reddit

Clotted cream & a nice jam, with a pinch of salt. Thank me later.

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AdventurousMister@reddit

Never thought of Bovril as a spread. Love it as a drink though. I’ll have to try it. Been struggling to get used to marmite/Vegemite, but haven’t got there yet.

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Dani_Darko123@reddit

how does bovril differ in taste to marmite

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Vast_Development_316@reddit

Marmite is yeasty, bovril is beefy.

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Psylaine@reddit

vastly! Marmite is well marmite but Bovril is a thick beef reduction

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Suspicious__Lurker@reddit

Yes!! Can’t beat a (salted) buttered crumpet with Bovril!

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NumeroRyan@reddit

Were you born in times of rationing sir?

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Kat8844@reddit

Marmite with no butter is the best on crumpets 🥰.

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QueefHuffer69@reddit

A burger and then another crumpet

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ronnie_dickering@reddit (OP)

I feel like that would be a holy mess Because of the holes and such....

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emmjaybeeyoukay@reddit

Heretic! Send for the Spanish Inquisition!!

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OneManWentToMow@reddit

And then a poached egg on top of that. 👌

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owzleee@reddit

You had to take it one stage further. 🤣

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saltandcigarettes@reddit

This. In overly generous servings.

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sintonesque@reddit

So much so that it seeps through and you can mop the last bits off the plate with the remaining crumpet

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sim-o@reddit

Oh you tease! If the marmite isn't leaking out underneath then you haven't put enough on

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ImNotABotAccount@reddit

Dang it, now I want a crumpet with marmite!

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Tranquillian@reddit

As per Danny Dyers preference “absolutely pissing with marmite”

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CleoJK@reddit

Add cheese, grill it for a special treat

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legrand_fromage@reddit

Melted with a bit of Branston pickle on top

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bluejeansseltzer@reddit

Peanut butter. Just be sure to accompany it with a glass of milk.

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gogginsbulldog1979@reddit

I know people who love Marmite and grilled cheese. Sociopaths, I call them. I don't mind peanut butter, but it's a bit gak-ish. For me, it's just butter and nothing else.

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TopAngle7630@reddit

Brie and cooked bacon then back under the grill briefly. Bacon can be substituted with Salami or similar.

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Imitation_0@reddit

Soak in egg and fry in a pan, serve with bacon and beans.

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TeHNeutral@reddit

Do you toast then soak and fry or just fry?

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Imitation_0@reddit

I just soak and fry as if I was making eggy bread (which is just savoury french toast)

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bee_terrestris@reddit

I will be trying this, never thought to do that before. My go to is loads of butter and marmite but this sounds eggcellent

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tardigrade-munch@reddit

I’m both horrified and excited in equal measure. This will be tried. Any other unusual cooking tips you can impart?

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External_Science6849@reddit

Scrambled egg, bacon and maple syrup

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squidwardtheesnail@reddit

This. Dip in egg and fry like French toast. Bliss

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thekittysays@reddit

This but do two and make it into a sandwich with melty cheese and spinach in the middle and some cherry tomatoes.

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TeHNeutral@reddit

I like marmite, it soaks in really well and mixes with the butter. It's beautiful. In a more savage era, nutella or even nutella and crunchy peanut butter...very naughty.

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Blairosaurus@reddit

Love crumpets with scrambled egg and sweet chilli sauce!

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Parvanu@reddit

Pate with cranberry sauce, favourite for lunch of late for me. My sister love maple syrup on hers

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You can put anything on crumpets except fresh human flesh. The laws on buttery crumpets carrying the death penalty were removed in 2021, during Crumpetgate when it was found that a cabinet minister used cheap margarine, and faced calls to be beheaded at the Tower of London.

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Warrior_king99@reddit

Marmite with grilled cheese 🤤

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soitspete@reddit

Honey

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MakeCoffeeMetal@reddit

Surprised this wasn’t further up! Anyways, gotta be the thick honey so it can melt into it, not runny hunny

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soitspete@reddit

There's something fun about the runny honey dripping down your arm as you try to eat it

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nutwiss@reddit

Great on muffins too!

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Funny-Solution6316@reddit

Yep honey is good

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dutchcourage-@reddit

Syrup, Chocolate spread, jam

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mk6971@reddit

Jam. Peanut butter. Whatever you want. Experiment!

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28374woolijay@reddit

More butter.

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nutwiss@reddit

This is the way. Toasted to within an inch of its life so it stays crispy and then drenched in butter until it leaks out everywhere. I'm about to have a gentleman's crisis just thinking about it.

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emitime2@reddit

Yes, always

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Cautious_Frosting_24@reddit

Should be top comment.

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Accurate-Book-4737@reddit

Cheese

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CandleAffectionate25@reddit

Cheese, all day long! Cheesy crumpets is the ultimate comfort food.

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Quality_Controller@reddit

Crumpizza? A little marinara sauce to soak into the crumpet, top with cheese and grill.

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NorthernStar2184@reddit

Pesto for savoury, maple syrup (with butter) for sweet

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BGDDisco@reddit

My boy loves them with Marmite

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athenae99@reddit

Peanut butter and raspberry/blueberry.

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West_Yorkshire@reddit

Marmite, chocolate spread, biscoff, jam, lemon curd, marmalade, peanut butter, cream cheese, cheese, ham, bacon - pretty much anything you put on toast.

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I_really_love_pugs@reddit

Melted cheese. One of the supermarkets did them at Christmas with bbq beans and cheese on as part of the frozen buffet section, too.

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SoftandSquidgy@reddit

Ooh, honey infused crumpets are delicious.

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Brucejuice27@reddit

Nutella

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ProperGanderz@reddit

Marmite

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Sad_Cardiologist5388@reddit

Butter and a thin cover of marmite or vegemite

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013016501310@reddit

Cum

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bezalelle@reddit

Who else wants crumpets now?

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adreddit298@reddit

Don't do it. That's just what Big Crumpet wants.

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peanut_butter_xox@reddit

Me 😅

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adreddit298@reddit

Scrambled eggs and smoked salmon. Delish

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sipperofguinness@reddit

Try them with tomato soup instead of bread.

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Many-Turnover-5573@reddit

Soft boiled egg and a splash of hendersons

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Sad-Personality8493@reddit

We'll all be dead soon. Put whatever you want on it

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Trailer_Of_Failure@reddit

Toffee apple curd

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AverageCheap4990@reddit

Golden syrup.

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Heypisshands@reddit

Faeces but it tastes like shit

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RoyceCoolidge@reddit

Boursin (garlic one) Pâté Marmite/Bovril, cheddar then under the grill

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Budget-Bar-1123@reddit

Peanut Butter on one and Chocolate Spread on the other. Smoosh them together and you have Reece’s Pieces on crumpets

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Mad_as_alice@reddit

Marmite if your a psychopath, or baked beans and cheese

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SoftPuzzleheaded3451@reddit

Jesus christ put whatever the fuck you want on them

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LikelyNotSober@reddit

Cream cheese and smoked salmon.

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Esotericconundrum-js@reddit

Butter but with a bit of ham as well

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tamhenk@reddit

Butter, then peanut butter, then jam

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Far-Act-2803@reddit

Golden syrup.

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Dani_Darko123@reddit

thin layer of marmite and a good slice of mature cheddar .

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87catmama@reddit

When I was pregnant, I had a craving for afternoon tea (I know, that must be the most British craving, right?) So I bought scones, clotted cream and jam. 6 the scones had gone, I wasn't going to waste the clotted cream, so they went on everything I had, including crumpets. Honestly, about a 7 out of 10, it felt weird. I *can* recommend chocolate biscuits dunked in clotted cream, though.

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1259alex@reddit

soft cheese is amazing

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Snout_Fever@reddit

Melted cheese. I somehow made it 46 years on this planet before I discovered melted cheese on crumpets and I feel like my entire life up until that point was a waste. Also, Nutella on crumpets is delicious but dangerous, as you'll just want to eat them until you explode.

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-advice4m3@reddit

Saag

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CatchItonmyfoot@reddit

More butter.

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HawkyMacHawkFace@reddit

Baked beans ftw

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affogatohoe@reddit

Cream cheese, cracked black pepper and smoked salmon

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And_armstrong@reddit

Had to scroll too far for this mighty answer!

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Snivelss@reddit

Eye of newt

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BritshFartFoundation@reddit

cut a sausage out of its skin and shape the meat into a disc. Fry the sausage disc and an egg. Cut the crumpet in half widthways (or use 2 crumpets), add the sausage fried egg and a slice of cheese to the middle and eat it like a mcmuffin. Best use for a crumpet you'll ever have. use a cookie cutter for uniform sausage disc and fried egg if you can be arsed

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cb0495@reddit

Cream cheese, or any cheese tbh. Love a cheesy crumpet. I’m

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thhgghhjjjjhg@reddit

Rich beef sausages

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crazywanker1@reddit

Beans

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RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH@reddit

I like to spread some Nutella on it then microwave it for 10 - 20 seconds so the crumpet is nice and soft and the chocolate is more melted. Makes it so the chocolate goes into the holes

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harryyw@reddit

Marmite or cheese. Or marmite and cheese

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londonmyst@reddit

Almond butter, bbq sauce, honey, mango pickle, marmalade, marmite, nutella, peanut butter, tahini or tomato ketchup.

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SmurfBiscuits@reddit

Poached egg, good pinch of salt and grind of pepper, let the yolk soak in

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trainpk85@reddit

Golden syrup

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Party_Mobile_7124@reddit

Golden syrup

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ArseRabbit@reddit

The one true topping, melting all the way into the holes

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Suzilaura@reddit

Was looking for this!

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jlelvidge@reddit

We make a snack of heating up and pouring chopped tomatoes with salt/pepper over crumpets already prepared with cheese and marmite melted on them in a dish or just buttered crumpets so the tomato juice goes in all the holes

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Large-Lettuce-7940@reddit

tomata puree and some cheese, whack it under the grill. fucking divine!

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Massive-Blueberry621@reddit

Golden syrup

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g0ldcd@reddit

cinnamon butter

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megabreakfast@reddit

Toaster it, then grate cheese and put Worcester sauce on, salt and pepper then grill (best) or microwave (not as good but still ok)

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TrappedMoose@reddit

Nutella

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MaggyMaggot@reddit

Peanut butter is the one

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ayeayefitlike@reddit

This this this. Peanut butter crumpets are so good.

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ozz9955@reddit

Yep, this is where I reside too.

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sunnydandrumyumyum@reddit

Butter it before peanut buttering it 👌

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sputnikmonolith@reddit

Melted butter in the holes. Smear of peanut butter on top. Mmmmmm.

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98thRedBalloon@reddit

First time I tried this I wasn't anticipating the sheer volume of stodge and stickiness and I nearly asphyxiated. Worth it.

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portra315@reddit

Yes

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Steups13@reddit

Jam

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Budgiesmugglerlover2@reddit

Vegemite and butter, honey and butter, golden syrup and butter

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SpinyGlider67@reddit

Cake

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scribblelicious@reddit

Hummus :)

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pinkdaisylemon@reddit

Oh my god this thread is giving me palpitations! So many options, where to start?!

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MJLDat@reddit

You mean as well as butter? Add some Vegemite or jam.

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Freddo_is_50p@reddit

Butter them, toss in cinnamon sugar, put in the airfryer Tastes like churros

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boudicas_shield@reddit

I like them with maple syrup.

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LuanneGX@reddit

Cheese and pepperoni Garlic butter.

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Absentmined42@reddit

Jam and clotted cream

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SmokyBarnable01@reddit

Dairylea or Anchor Extra Mature cheese spread.

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NeedANewOneM8@reddit

Someone I saw made a Guinness beef stew and made roasted crumpet bits (nice shaped cubes) on top. It looks banging and could rival a pie top.

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ozz9955@reddit

I've been trying new toppings on hot cross buns this week - peanut butter has been my favourite.

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missmilosovitch@reddit

Bacon, mozarella and tomato

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stufferstu@reddit

Lemon curd.

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herefromthere@reddit

Orange curd is amazing too.

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Clever_Username_467@reddit

I once had a jar of passionfruit curd. I suppose you could make any flavour of curd, really.

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MyNewAccountx3@reddit

I’ve been wondering about this exact question all weekend and this comment reminded me I have lemon curd!! That’s tomorrow’s breakfast sorted!

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Zyeine@reddit

M&S do a butter by Posh Cow, it's butter whipped with Blossom Honey and Cinnamon and it's amazing on crumpets! And toast. And for baking with. If I could marry it, I would.

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l0stlabyrinth@reddit

Philadelphia is a winner imo

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elbapo@reddit

I once made a burger with two crumpets instead of buns. I don't regret a thing. It was a venison burger but that's beside the point.

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Super_Door@reddit

Nuttella, peanut butter.. jam and cream ? For savoury cheese, cream cheese. Not going to lie I've only ever had butter or nuttella on them. Nuttella is alright, prefer just butter

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elbapo@reddit

Crumpet, black pudding, poached egg. Tabasco tower. You will thanks me later.

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MyNewAccountx3@reddit

I bought crumpets for the first time in ages this weekend, this was all I could think about, that there must be something better than just butter surprisingly I didn’t like a cheese topping when I’ve tried that previously

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MisterD90x@reddit

peanut butter is quite nice

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mooohaha64@reddit

Dairylea , let it partially melt, then put a fried egg on top .

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raccoonsaff@reddit

I LOVE any kind of jam on a crumpet, but also: Marmite or vegemite Blue cheese Cream cheese (sometimes with marmite or chutney, sometimes with banana or more jam) Chocolate spreads Peanut butter Honey Biscoff Golden syrup Baked beans Scrambled egg Fried egg Also, have you ever tried making a crumpet pudding (like bread pudding) - sweet or savoury?

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bradspitts@reddit

Poached egg and beans

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Silver_Delight@reddit

Philadelphia cream cheese, topped with wafer thin ham

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SeanyWestside_@reddit

Whatever your heart desires. I like mine with biscoff spread, Nutella, raspberry jam...not at the same time though. I'm not an animal.

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yawaworht_-throwaway@reddit

I recently discovered that a fried egg is great on a crumpet.

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Sweddybob69@reddit

Grill them until they get crunchy, then course liver patè

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MercBat@reddit

PEANUT BUTTER! Thank me later :)

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orangegalaxy44@reddit

Peanut butter & marmite!

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xshadowheart@reddit

Cheese & egg, butter & jam, peanut butter, cheese & chive, bacon

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Funky_monkey2026@reddit

Marmite. Peanut butter. Jam. Cream cheese with or without smoked salmon.

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pixelunit@reddit

Biscoff

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BrawNeep@reddit

Crumpet and Heinz beans rocks

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Junior_Tradition7958@reddit

Cheese Marmite Cream cheese and smoked salmon Poached egg

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E_doggydogdog@reddit

I like to cut them anf put them in a oven dish... Pour over garlic butter, spinkle cheese grill/air fry for 5 mins

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Embarrassed_Put_7892@reddit

Here is my perfect crumpet; Toast crumpet lightly on both sides Butter the crumpet - butter should melt in. Add marmite to your taste. I like a light scraping. Add cheese on top. Put under the grill until cheese is bubbly and delicious.

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Caramel4life@reddit

Caramelised garlic and onions

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Soggy_Amoeba9334@reddit

Saint Agur Blue creme cheese is awesome on crumpets

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Tropicaljet_9@reddit

The Castello Creamy Blue melts just like butter on hot toast and crumpets. It's delicious.

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kecksonkecksoff@reddit

Or Gorgonzola dolce, heaven!

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Krafwerker@reddit

Came to say 'Stilton" but I can get on board with this proposal.

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Freche-Engel@reddit

Fried or poached eggs... With or without cheese!

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Ghostenx@reddit

You seemed to accidently add the words 'or without'

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Freche-Engel@reddit

LOL- I know, anything to keep the peace around here

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ra246@reddit

Cheese

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Slab_head@reddit

Brie and caramelised onion chutney

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shitpunmate@reddit

Peanut butter and honey

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Sassenach_Dragon@reddit

Fried egg and cheese

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Thugmatiks@reddit

Poached egg. It runs into all the holes.

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Kens_Liquids@reddit

Garlic purée to melt into the holes, light sprinkling of salt on top, grill for 2-3 minutes. Voilá, spongy garlic bread.

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wretched_cretin@reddit

Soft poached eggs are very nice on crumpets.

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Able-Necessary2956@reddit

Butter and peanut butter (then add marmite)

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Agitated_Ad_361@reddit

Peanut butter and strawberry jam

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litivy@reddit

Cinnamon, Greek yogurt, berries and maple syrup.

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PleasantUnicorn@reddit

Garlic butter and cheese, place under grill or in air fryer.

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East-West1781@reddit

Maple Syrup!

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sarhu1@reddit

Cheese, poached or fried egg, marmite peanut butter 😋

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SkipMapudding@reddit

I always put lots of butter on mine & cheese on top but my husband puts jam on his.

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Dazzling_Variety_883@reddit

Butter with Marmite.

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michael_is_an_id@reddit

Peanut butter, jam, and sliced banana.

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Wide-Height-7936@reddit

You haven’t lived until you’ve tried strong cheddar and strawberry jam…..diven’t mock it until you’ve tried it honestly!

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kecksonkecksoff@reddit

My god I want some crumpets now!!

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iamdeeproy@reddit

Marmite and a friend egg on top

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williamparsons11@reddit

Cheese and onion chutney

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Bulky_Parsnip8@reddit

I marmite on mine :)

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El_Scot@reddit

Nutella

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WorkerBee74@reddit

Had an incredible crumpet topped with cream cheese and ham in Seattle (America), funnily enough. Shop has been around almost 50 years - here’s a look at what they have regularly, might be some good ideas here for OP! https://thecrumpetshop.com/pages/menu

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Sasha4653@reddit

Poached egg

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seasonaldiamond@reddit

Put some cheese on your jammy crumpet and grill. Delicious!

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awkwardlyonfire@reddit

We have become addicted to crumpets with chocolate spread - important to spread it while the crumpet is hot enough that the chocolate seeps into the crumpet, and then a generous sprinkling of Maldon flaky salt. Sometimes we add a bit of peanut butter as well.

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MitchellsTruck@reddit

Yep, bramble jelly ftw.

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Miserable-Ease-3744@reddit

Marmite and peanut butter, marmite and butter, honey and butter, jam and peanut butter. Those are my go-to

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antlered_godi@reddit

Nutella

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flux-7@reddit

Cadbury creme egg Not even kidding

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herefromthere@reddit

This sounds both amazing and disgusting.

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Awkward_Chain_7839@reddit

I have lemon curd on bagels, bet that’ll work.

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herefromthere@reddit

Salty butter and lemon or orange curd.

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AitchNic@reddit

NOT peanut butter. It doesn't work in the slightest.

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peanut_butter_xox@reddit

It does for me! I like the nature runny pb though and with raspberry jam

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RoseGill183@reddit

Jam 😋

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orien88@reddit

Nutella or jam

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peanut_butter_xox@reddit

Or biscoff 😍

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beachshh@reddit

Butter and peanut butter.

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jbkb1972@reddit

Cheese and back under grill to melt add a dash of Worcester sauce too.

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Blueberry252@reddit

Baked beans (but I do also have butter when I do this...)

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Apprehensive-Top-311@reddit

Marmite for savoury, chocolate spread for sweet

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lyfthyco123@reddit

Butter followed by pesto and cheese. Works better with the giant crumpets

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Powerful_Ad_9452@reddit

Peanut butter is incredible

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bookywookielove@reddit

Poached eggs. Trust me.

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CleoJK@reddit

Fried egg Jam Chocolate spread Marmite Cheese Marmite and cheese Almost anything. But not all together

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robert607@reddit

Anyone suggesting savoury crumpets are wrongens! Just jam!!

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cmdrxander@reddit

Marmite and mature cheddar, then stick it under the grill 🤤

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blurdyblurb@reddit

Hummus

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cmdrxander@reddit

Had to scroll too far to find another enlightened individual

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Talentless67@reddit

Peanut butter

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ProfileOne2938@reddit

Crump Benedict - Hollandaise sauce, ham and a pouched egg. Fuck it, add some Cheddar too!

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george4064@reddit

Crunchy peanut butter and then jelly/jam of your choice on top.

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Freche-Engel@reddit

Cheese!

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Personal-Listen-4941@reddit

Specifically Red Leicester

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GlobalMaintenance848@reddit

Jam

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Bangin_headache@reddit

Smooth peanut butter! Trust me, it's good.

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LaraH39@reddit

Hear me out... Toasted, cream cheese and on top... Lemon curd. It's like a crumpet cheesecake. Delightful.

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2AMarvin@reddit

Pie d'Angloys Cheese

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Mumfiegirl@reddit

Peanut butter

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BlackJackKetchum@reddit

The rather excellent chili-powered Primula.

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GtAce36@reddit

Another crumpet 👍

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PassiveChemistry@reddit

Butter/marmite/cheese is my go-to combination

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tielles10@reddit

Pb&j🤤

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darktourist92@reddit

Cheddar and marmite/Worcestershire sauce

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Scary_Application_70@reddit

Marmite

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hoody13@reddit

Grated cheese and add some Worcestershire sauce, then put it under the grill

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wutangcann@reddit

Anything you'd put on toast

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Real_Owl_4038@reddit

Nutella, butter+jam, melt some cheese over the top...soak in egg and pan fry

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kipha01@reddit

Marmite

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WumpaFruitCrumble@reddit

Frank's Red Hot Sauce. Don't knock it till you try it

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Downstairs_ifyoudare@reddit

Slice of cheese, not plastic cheese. Normal cheese.

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mrsbeeflady@reddit

- Peanut butters - Nutella - Whipped cream

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Zer0daveexpl0it@reddit

Cheese then baked beans just off the heat so it melts the cheese

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GiovanniVanBroekhoes@reddit

Nutella.

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YourFaveNightmare@reddit

I can't believe it's not butter

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Ok_Program_3491@reddit

Bacon fat

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GloatingSwine@reddit

Get some honey that's pretty much fully crystallised, spread that on whilst they're still hot.

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BppnfvbanyOnxre@reddit

I had marmalade on mine this morning, marmite is another favourite or peanut butter.

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OldManChino@reddit

Marmite or PB or marmite and PB I always butter mine though before aforementioned toppings

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BppnfvbanyOnxre@reddit

Of course, the prime reason for a crumpet is to hold as much butter as possible.

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OldManChino@reddit

Agreed. A couple of my mates think I'm weird for putting my butter on before peanut butter, but I think they are weird for eating something so mouth-clagging

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Unfair_Original_2536@reddit

Clotted cream or jizz

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Unfair_Original_2536@reddit

jam\*

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bezalelle@reddit

Butter, marmite, and a slice of cheese.

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NL0606@reddit

Jam, lemon curd not together.

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StillPractical8304@reddit

Peanut butter 😋

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Naive_Reach2007@reddit

Golden Syrup

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Paulstan67@reddit

Welsh rarebit.

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FrankyFistalot@reddit

Lemon Curd and Clotted Cream…

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JimmyBallocks@reddit

after butter, stilton

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chickendipperzzzz@reddit

Peanut butter

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Romfordian@reddit

Peanut butter

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Coin-op77@reddit

Biscoff spread (the cheap Lidl one!). Mmmmmmmmm

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Goblindeez_@reddit

A runny egg

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trouser_mouse@reddit

Peanut butter Cheese More butter

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OrdoRidiculous@reddit

Half toast them, dip them in mixed up egg and then fry them off in butter.

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Evo_ukcar@reddit

Marmite and cheese!

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username87264@reddit

Cheddar is a solid choice. Also marmalade.

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strawberrypops@reddit

Ham and cheese, mhmmmmmm!

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CaersethVarax@reddit

Vegemite

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Coffie711@reddit

Marmite with a poached egg on the top 👌

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swoticus@reddit

Paté

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Sleepyllama23@reddit

Nutella!

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anonymouse39993@reddit

Marmite is good

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mhoulden@reddit

Turn then into mini pizzas. Tomato purée, cheese, olives, bit of ham. Put under the grill until the cheese melts.

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Ljay80@reddit

Buttered crumpets with tinned tomatoes on top is a game changer, especially if you have a hangover

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TheYorkshireSaint@reddit

Marmite and cheese But loads of butter first

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BibbleBeans@reddit

Under the grill heat the bottom first, flip spread marmite on, top with cheese and put back under the grill to brown off. Biscoff spread beats Nutella hands down

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arioandy@reddit

Marmite

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MissingScore777@reddit

Melt some cheese on there and splash it with Worcester. Or go cream cheese and jam for the crumpet/cheesecake hybrid you never knew you were missing.

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GhoulishReference@reddit

I can't believe it's not butter

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Millefeuille-coil@reddit

I can’t believe you wouldn’t put butter on.

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ronnie_dickering@reddit (OP)

Really?

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GhoulishReference@reddit

Can you?

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HirsuteHacker@reddit

Could go savoury, cheese and such

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