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You can be any Star Wars character in galaxy

Posted by JohnnyPiston@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 20 comments

Which one would you choose and why? I'm going with Yoda. All those powers and I figure in 700 years you'd see some shit

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aj_star_destroyer@reddit

Whatever, just put me in Coruscant.
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JohnnyPiston@reddit (OP)

Yeah, but the cost of living...
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det1044@reddit

all you simps using characters from the movies. darth bane for me, read the series
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JohnnyPiston@reddit (OP)

Do you even Legends?
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satyrday12@reddit

A mynock, cuz I love sucking on power cables.
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sattersnaps@reddit

Jar jar binks because for some reason people find me annoying.
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Appropriate_Cow94@reddit

Lando. He seemed to have the best attitude, most fun and kept out the politics. But when he dipped in..... he delivered the goods everytime.
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GalaxyRedRanger@reddit

This is probably the correct answer. Lando is the only one didn’t have a crappy ending and seemed to do well for himself.
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MyriVerse2@reddit

Lando learned his lesson. Only idiots and a-holes stay out of politics.
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Comedywriter1@reddit

Han Solo every time.
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notevenapro@reddit

And he gets to make babies with the princess.
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GalaxyRedRanger@reddit

I got bad news for you… your family life didn’t work out.
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kludge6730@reddit

Yoda was 900 years old. But to answer the question, probably Palpatine. Seemed to have a carefree lifestyle.
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StomachReasonable459@reddit

Although, imagine if you lived 700 years but got life in prison for something........
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xantub@reddit

There are sites where you answer a bunch of questions and they tell you who you'd be, try one.
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HHB843GAAF@reddit

Wedge Antilles was a straight badass, so probably him. Per Wikipedia: Before defecting to the Rebel Alliance, Antilles was an Imperial cadet (callsign: TIE SS25) of the Skystrike Academy. Antilles founded Rogue Squadron with his friend Luke Skywalker. His superior piloting skills, in-depth knowledge of Imperial military doctrine, and tactical leadership quickly propelled him through the ranks to become Marshal of the Alliance Starfighter Corps. Antilles is notable for having participated in more starfighter battles ending with decisive victories than any other character: he led the allied assault during the Battle of Exegol; he piloted a snowspeeder in the defense of Echo Base on Hoth; and is the only Rebel starfighter pilot to have survived both attack runs on the Death Stars at the battles of Yavin and Endor.
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40WattTardis@reddit

Beru. I would be married to a grouchy man named Owen who decided to farm moisture on A DESERT PLANET and live in a hole in the ground. We'd spend what little money we have on the occasional worker droid we overpaid from those sneezy Jawas that drive by occasionally and raise a boy given to us by that weirdo Ben SomethingOrOther. Then after a lifetime of dealing with dry, cracked skin, some Imperial Stormtroopers will show up and murder me on my doorstep and leave my corpse to burn in the afternoon sun. Good times.
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JohnnyPiston@reddit (OP)

Don't forget having to house your whiney nephew
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Ihaveaboot@reddit

Yogurt. > may the schwartz be with you
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JohnnyPiston@reddit (OP)

Moichendising
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