Shitty | TheaterFire

It's pretentious, mate. It knows what it is, it knows what it looks and tastes like. And let's face it, it looks and tastes like a sick baby's yellow poop.

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ImperatorNero@reddit

This is the first time I’ve seen someone refer to mustard as obnoxious.

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trelod@reddit

I've heard the gas is pretty noxious

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broccoli_toots@reddit

I've never seen a better way to describe mustard than this.

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SubstantialPressure3@reddit

He needs it bc the chicken is so dry. Otherwise it will.suck up the saliva in his mouth and he won't be able to swallow it.

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Kamelasa@reddit

Yorkshire pudding, a type of puff pastry usually cooked in beef drippings grease.

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hebejebez@reddit

It’s more of a pancake than pastry savory cooked in scalding hot oil and the best part of a Sunday roast

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Kamelasa@reddit

The way mum made it, I would describe it as similar to a puff pastry because it puffs up and is crispy. And is definitely baked in beef drippings the way she did it, but different strokes.

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notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit

As a lover of mustard, who has a bare minimum of five kinds of mustard in the house at all times, eating mustard on roast chicken is baffling to me. I've never seen anyone do that.

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FBIofficerofficial@reddit

I've only ever seen it with roast beef

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I always have standard yellow, dijon, coleman's, grainy, and Japanese as a default. Anything else is gravy. I love a green peppercorn, brown german, tarragon, white wine, really anything you can put in mustard, I'm down with it.

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guff1988@reddit

I think hot mustard is delicious with chicken nuggets so it's probably good

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AdPerfect69@reddit

That’s a lot of Coleman’s.

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fastglow@reddit

I imagine that's what it is, rather than another brand that is not in this picture. Any, I love strong mustard with chicken.

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Mingey_FringeBiscuit@reddit

Really? Is it a British thing? I never tried it, but I love mustard and tolerate chicken.

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Azorik22@reddit

Honey mustard is an extremely common dipping sauce for chicken nuggets/tenders in America. I can't think of a fast food place that doesn't have it as an option

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Mingey_FringeBiscuit@reddit

No shit. I dipped my tendies into not one, but two different mustard sauces at Popeyes today, but there’s a fuckload of difference between putting a mustard-sauce on a breaded tendie and straight up slathering roasted chicken with straight Coleman’s.

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Lepke2011@reddit

I like a nice hunk of crispy French bread coated in it.

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Kamelasa@reddit

I thought the chicken WAS bread and wondered where's the meat!

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Calathea_Murrderer@reddit

Popovers?

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wildgoldchai@reddit

No, yorkies.

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Calathea_Murrderer@reddit

Popovers

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keepingthegiraffe@reddit

No, yorkies.

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Calathea_Murrderer@reddit

![gif](giphy|QTyRjoh1DZRA3LUt2V)

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PlopTopDropTop@reddit

My dad has yorkies but they’re more hairy

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Interhorse_@reddit

What’s wrong with that

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Global_Internet_1233@reddit

That's called soggy Yorkshire, not too similar to soggy biscuit

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Unit_79@reddit

I wish that chicken was soggier. And no, I didn’t think I’d ever be typing that sentence.

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RhysEmrys@reddit

looks like there's gravy on everything but the chicken

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KefkaesqueV3@reddit

Mans poured gravy on the wrong thing

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danny17402@reddit

Seems to be baby gravy.

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DadJokeBadJoke@reddit

The *other* other white meat.

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DontBanMeAgainPls23@reddit

I thought it was a piece of baguette

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nomadingwildshape@reddit

Holy shit I thought the chicken was bread.

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Ugalde73@reddit

😄😄😄😄fo sho

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blackbartimus@reddit

Mf’ers needs to lean how to use a meat tenderizer and maybe a yogurt marinade or something but not all bad. It looks healthy at least.

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ApprehensiveAd9014@reddit

That's chicken? I thought it was sliced bread.

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Stupendous_Spliff@reddit

That chicken is so dry I thought it was bread

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Banyabbaboy@reddit

Bread gang here.

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GerryBaboon@reddit

It was only until I read your comment I realised it was chicken. I thought it was garlic bread.

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Unfair_Valuable_3816@reddit

Currently chewing chicken for about 5 minutes without water

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Beneficial_Step9088@reddit

I thought that was a baguette.

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EdgeGazing@reddit

I'll never understand how can someone eat plain boiled chicken. Damn, cut it thin and fry it on whatever grease there is available, its already miles ahead of stringy tasteless protein block

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SubstantialPressure3@reddit

Holy cow, that is a really dry chicken breast cut with a chainsaw. I thought it was badly cut French bread.

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Basker_wolf@reddit

We can’t put the entirety of England on suicide watch.

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yolkadot@reddit

It’s not suicide. It’s double homicide. One murdered chicken and one murdered OP.

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elloellochris@reddit

OMG I thought it was garlic bread!

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mielrp@reddit

Lol, I thought it was bread

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richardrumpus@reddit

Why eat nude chicken ?

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inevitablealopecia@reddit

That chicken looks moist af, because its been boiled.

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mikeadamsfineart@reddit

Honest question, I’ve always wondered what those three things at the top of the plate are. Are they like bread?

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idelivergoods@reddit

Yorkshire puddings. They’re kinda like cup-shaped pancakes

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QueenOfBrews@reddit

They are damn delicious.

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mikeadamsfineart@reddit

They’ve always looked delicious in photos of British dinners but I was never sure if they were bread or some sort of potato dish

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brownishgirl@reddit

Popovers were the first true recipe I ever made as a child. I was given “the Pooh Cook Book” for my 9th birthday , which contained a recipe for “Popovers for Piglet” . 40 years later I can still remember my excitement watching them rise. I’m definitely going to make some this weekend.

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dajokesta@reddit

Excuse me sir! I couldnt help but notice you have a bit of jism on your biscuits

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Any_Locksmith6984@reddit

just like piere🖕🏻that fucking piece of shit r\fuckpiere

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DreadHeadedDummy@reddit

Are spices banned in your household ?

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ChocolateTight336@reddit

300 comments

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RogueArtificer@reddit

Why does this look like a picture from the 1950s?

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neko@reddit

The kitchen table looks really cute though ngl

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futurespawn@reddit

What are the bread cups of cum?

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Natural_Board@reddit

The puds and the roasties look good m8

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cotch85@reddit

I feel like this is ragebait, you put this in a british subreddit and it will explode 100%. Dry chicken, dishwater looking gravy, aunt bessies roasties and yorkshire pudding, mustard on a chicken roast... Don't take the bait.

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wildgoldchai@reddit

I wish more people will realise this.

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Palachrist@reddit

Fr. More people should get into channels like cooking with Kay on YouTube. Authentic cooking from across the pond for us Americans. Side note: she comes across as extremely sweet and I don’t mean any real offense to her.

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lightreee@reddit

As a Brit, pour some gravy on it and I'd happily eat it

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wildgoldchai@reddit

All yours mate. 🤢

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MayorEmanuel@reddit

I guess I’m not British enough to see it, besides the chicken everything looks fine to me.

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cotch85@reddit

I’m sorry you’re used to a poor standard of roast dinner. This looks depressing as fuck, closer to a meal I’d expect in hospital than a decent roast

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TheUltimateScotsman@reddit

My grandad was in hospital recently. This is far above the standard he was given Scrambled eggs topped with cheese and a side of mashed potatoes. I'm surprised they don't have people dying of malnourishment with food like that

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cotch85@reddit

I said closer to not an exact like for like.

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TheUltimateScotsman@reddit

I would argue this pic is closer to a real roast than scrambled eggs and mashed potatoes I saw in that ward

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cotch85@reddit

Weirdly, this picture is also closer to a real roast than the greggs pastry i had yesterday... What are you even talking about?

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TheUltimateScotsman@reddit

Well you implied it was on a scale. I gave the other end of the scale as a funny example. You've seen to taken what was meant to be a funny example of the utter shit hospital food can delve to and taken that to heart. No idea why.

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cotch85@reddit

Not taken anything to heart, youre saying this picture is closer to a roast than scrambled eggs and mashed potatoes your granddad got in hospital. Like no shit? But it looks like what i'd picture a hospital roast to be clearly. I aint here to shit on the NHS. If it's such a big concern, take him in something nutritious.

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TheUltimateScotsman@reddit

Ok lol. Accept the original comment for what it was. A joke.

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cotch85@reddit

i guess it went over my head and continues to because i'm not sure what part of your family member whos sick getting unsatisfactory food is funny. But you can continue to say i'm missing it, and i'm taking things to heart when youre the one downvoting every comment like a petulant child because they didnt find your comment humourous.

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Theonyr@reddit

Funny you say that. I thought it looked fine, but then the only sunday roasts I've seen have been at the hospital cafeteria.

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Grid-nim@reddit

I couldn't have written it better. You nailed the hospital food on the head! The only thing missing is "strawberry" Jell-o . Source: was in a hospital for a week after surgery. All the food looked like this. No salt, either. Just mushy food with no taste.

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DatBiddlyBoi@reddit

Chicken looks dry, roasties and yorkies look frozen. Veg isn’t roasted, it’s just been boiled. Gravy looks anaemic. The most appetising thing to me on that plate is the mustard.

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baran_0486@reddit

What’s wrong with mustard on chicken? They go great together

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cotch85@reddit

traditionally you have mustard with beef, apple sauce with pork, mint sauce with lamb. Maybe it is the condiment to go with it, but ive never seen it so i might be wrong.

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Raknarg@reddit

that's just how chicken gravy looks tbf

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Cruxed1@reddit

Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings will always have a place in my heart, maybe it's nostalgia or maybe it was my family's inability to make them from scratch and them always tasting horrendous if they tried. Everything else though.. food crime

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weinerpotato@reddit

I was gonna say, my British father in law would start tut-tutting passive aggressively at this post.

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CabbagesStrikeBack@reddit

What's that bread thing in the back? Looks good.

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SmokinBandit28@reddit

Yorkshire pudding, they are delicious, especially with gravy. Usually a made a bit bigger in my family.

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abductedfrog@reddit

It must be, no self respecting roast eater would say this looks edible

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billabon021@reddit

Not that shitty tbh

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Mammoth_Carrot_7022@reddit (OP)

Fook right off

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billabon021@reddit

Sorry your diet is too balanced lol

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Dangerous-Dot-3745@reddit

Out of all the items there's gravy except the 🐔 and 🥦! The 🐔 needs it the most!! Looking dry like sandpaper!

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StankyTree@reddit

Thought this shit was AI generated

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Popular_Back6554@reddit

Sunday dinner they'd serve in primary school

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itchybanan@reddit

Dry looking chicken, dry like saw dust!

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IQUINNYI@reddit

Honestly Thaught that chicken was uncooked garlic bread for a second

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dirtrow@reddit

Are you Beavo?!? Bangin’ 7/10

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peachsona@reddit

You know the rules!

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ryunista@reddit

Even the carrots being in the centre is wrong

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Lemon_TD97@reddit

A medieval peasant would like to have a word with you

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VioEnvy@reddit

Not going to lie. This looks really good.

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Necessary_Variety52@reddit

Commenting on Shitty ... ![gif](giphy|lmjpmKWHvI53dK1HAk|downsized)

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Meep_Merrp@reddit

Why’d you cum on it?

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cyainanotherlifebro@reddit

They had to add some sort of seasoning

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Different-Estate747@reddit

Homemade salt. Just gotta let it sit and crystalize before you scrap the flakes on.

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AndIAmEric@reddit

Protein

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starfries@reddit

Flavor

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PUNKF10YD@reddit

That Yorkshire pudding looks pretty decent

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8hexxx@reddit

Is that overcooked dry seasonless chicken?? Everybody's favorite!!

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homelaberator@reddit

Why does this look AI generated?

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Palanki96@reddit

This is how i see all bri'ish food

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ServoAcademy@reddit

MORE GRAVY

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lightreee@reddit

GRAVY SOUUUUUP!

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vintagepear@reddit

Got enough mustard there pal?

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InformationNo2529@reddit

Well it’s so obvious and people are not seeing it. Those three bread things with wet stuff in it is food Morse code. It says why is my chicken not seasoned!!

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Actually_a_dolphin@reddit

Posting British food is cheating.

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Preppyskepps@reddit

Very bri'ish

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AngeryBoi769@reddit

One of my favourite tweets: Why do the British eat like the Germans are still bombing them?

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greenbastard1591@reddit

![gif](giphy|xQRMBNpn4DkfC)

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bleepblopbl0rp@reddit

They said British not Turkish

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LostInTheVoid_@reddit

Nah this is a fucking sacrilege to the glory that is a proper sunday roast. Whatever savage cooked this meal lost their citizenship.

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oglop121@reddit

Post this on any UK sub and the responses will be 100% positive lmao

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Snikclesfritz@reddit

Good luck trying to swallow that chicken.

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CommentBetter@reddit

I mean… compared to being homeless you’re eating like a king

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justjinpnw@reddit

It looks ... good.

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Leading-Midnight5009@reddit

My ancestors are crying…all that colonization and there’s NO SEASONING NOT EVEN SALT AND PEPPER.

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pacifictraining1@reddit

If you don’t slap tf outta whoever made this ….they clearly don’t care about u lol

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DloBrown69420@reddit

We used to get this exact meal at my old primary school on Wednesdays

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Dull_Present506@reddit

What am I looking at here???

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_CarbonSaxon_@reddit

I'm most annoyed by the way the chicken is cut, animal

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notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit

That's the normal way to cut a roast chicken. How do you cut it?

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_CarbonSaxon_@reddit

Into long thin slices, not hacked into chunks

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Busy-Cauliflower3067@reddit

why do the potatoes look dryer then the Sahara desert?

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CosmicPanopticon@reddit

Why do this when seasoning exists?

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Silent-But-Winning@reddit

What are this

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Buick_reference3138@reddit

That Coleman’s boy. Shit will wake you up

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lsd418@reddit

A lot of yorkshire pudding in this sub

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monopoly3448@reddit

Looks solid except the chicken you cooked in the suns core

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StingeySterileSteve@reddit

Thought that chicken was a sliced up baguette for a sec

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Mysterious_Medium803@reddit

Make chicken noodle soup with this and save yourself.

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DeepSubmerge@reddit

Not a speck of pepper or herbs in sight, not even in the gravy

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CommercialLynx9954@reddit

It looks good, fuck boys

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Specialist_Local2932@reddit

Wtf who eats like this

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shellsterxxx@reddit

Watery gravy doesn’t count as seasoning

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chizzipsandsizalsa@reddit

Not even a dot of seasoning

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SRBroadcasting@reddit

Looks like someone cut a bald man’s head onto your plate.

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True-Firefighter-796@reddit

Looks like sustenance

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Born-Ad-1914@reddit

Worst part of the chicken in breast. If your worried about health forget the bread rolls.

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Dangerous_Elk_6627@reddit

Typical English cuisine ? The British Empire was built on the spice trade and yet they still have the blandest food in the world.

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iffyorange@reddit

Boy dinner

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smokebang_@reddit

How does the chicken look both dry and wet at the same time?!

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kahran@reddit

Because it was probably boiled

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inevitablealopecia@reddit

Schrodingers chicken The more I look, the drier my mouth becomes. Somehow, though, it looks moist (potentially been boiled, hence the anaemic colour?)

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smokebang_@reddit

Schrodinger can keep his chicken if it looks like that 😂

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inevitablealopecia@reddit

My gran used to boil her veg and cremate her meat so this looks entirely scranable to me. She has dementia now, unfortunately, but that makes me Schrodingers grandson.

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smokebang_@reddit

>that makes me Schrodingers grandson Made me chuckle! Seems like you have a healthy look on life. I wish you and your nana the best!

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inevitablealopecia@reddit

Uch absolutley, no point in focusing on negatives. My gran though, she's an 89 year old retired radiographer. So I'm still pissed off I don't have some kinda 2nd generation, radiation exposure based, super powers. All jokes aside I appreciate your kind words

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Advalok@reddit

Depends on context

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Orchid_Significant@reddit

Not even a speck of black pepper to be seen. Why?

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chelseavscakes@reddit

It’s like a playdough version of

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Talullah_Belle@reddit

Colorful shitty

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GoldenSterling@reddit

At least you’ve got the Colman’s mustard!

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hekatestoadie@reddit

Was this made before transatlantic trade? Do spices no longer exist? It looks so bland.

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Ugalde73@reddit

Lord!! Whomeva cut dat chix was Hella mad lol I'll get mi a maruchan with lime and hot sauce

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SeaweedSecurity@reddit

Besides the chicken being paler than I am, would smash.

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Zanzan567@reddit

This would be decent if you actually seasoned the chicken

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WaterIsNotWet19@reddit

Not one speck of seasoning

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YoullNeverWalkAl0ne@reddit

Hope you get better soon mate x

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YoullNeverWalkAl0ne@reddit

This is hospital food, isn't it?

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NegotiableVeracity9@reddit

Wouldn't need all that mustard if that damn chicken had any seasoning

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DirtyFatB0Y@reddit

Looks like thanksgiving in the county jail.

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Tobitronicus@reddit

That's a fuck load of mustard!

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Burritozi11a@reddit

That doesn't look so- Ok yeah that chicken is pretty shitty

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Rajajones@reddit

Looks good to me

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otxmyn@reddit

british food is actually wild, yall colonized the world and don’t even put salt and pepper on yer food

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panlakes@reddit

Not shitty at all. Very close to being good. Just needs seasoning... easy room for improvement in that one lacking area.

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EnglishWhites@reddit

I thought the chicken was bread. Jesus christ that's dry

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Jayisabigfatb-@reddit

So where’s the flavor?

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Forward-Cellist7316@reddit

Dude is most definitely as white as can be. I am white. Season if food my dude.

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Forward-Cellist7316@reddit

WHERE IS THE SEASONING

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Original_Armadillo_7@reddit

Honey why did you do the chicken like that?

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deathraft@reddit

Never understood yorkshire pudding. What's the point? I'd rather have a slice of bread / cornbread.

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cotch85@reddit

Not really comparable to a slice of bread. But its a great addition to a roast dinner. Not really much to understand, they taste great, they hold gravy and they taste great. Have you ever had a yorkshire pudding?

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deathraft@reddit

No, I assume it has the texture of a crunchy crepe? If you're using it to hold gravy, doesn't it get soggy? I live in dixie. A roast dinner is a bit of a rarity here. The closest thing I can think of is Barbecue. Comenly served with either cornbread or simple sandwich bread.

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cotch85@reddit

texture of a crunchy crepe i dont know but i guess taste wise sure... But basically theyre crispy and airy due to them rising in hot oil. A good yorkshire pudding shouldnt be soggy even with gravy, it should hold it and keep its form. I wouldnt say a yorkshire pudding is similar to a bit of cornbread with bbq, or a roast dinner being like bbq. It's like a thanksgiving dinner you have i think? It's really hard to explain it, but i think the crunchy crepe/pancake would probably be in the ballpark. You could easily turn it into a sweet dish as well. They're delicious and a good change of texture to mix with veg/meat etc.

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Artificial-Brain@reddit

The best yorkies are crispy on the outside but softer on the inside imo. It just depends what you're used to I guess.

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cotch85@reddit

Stretchy is maybe a better word? I don’t like a soft middle but the outside should be crispy enough to not turn soggy with gravy

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Artificial-Brain@reddit

I don't think I'd enjoy a stretchy Yorkshire pud lol I think it's all partly about what you grew up with tbh.

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cotch85@reddit

When you say soft I just think of a lump of Yorkshire pudding like a big square bit of it.

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Artificial-Brain@reddit

Nah, I mean a standard shape with a crispy outside and a slightly softer centre. Puds that are totally crispy just remind me of the frozen ones, which are generally not so good.

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Incendas1@reddit

No, try making them. They're not too difficult

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Artificial-Brain@reddit

It's a savoury crispy pancake that's designed to be a vehicle for gravy. What's not to like about that?

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confusedredditor_69@reddit

Bet you think that dogshit wonderbread cake is real bread too

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UnTeaTime@reddit

No no no I see this is actually good! Very English. I’d eat this. Is that Yorkshire pudding?? That is delicious!! I’d love some!!

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tencorpsepileup@reddit

Mexican here, so forgive me but what are those terracotta pot looking things with gravy on them? And are those, like, potato biscuits, also covered in gravy?

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EuphoricLength7071@reddit

I bought that Coleman's mustard during Christmas because Gordon Ramsay uses it for his beef Wellington. That mustard definitely belongs in shittyfoodporn.

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Votey123@reddit

DID YOU FUCKING BOIL THAT CHICKEN?!

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chodachowder@reddit

Looks like a great work camp meal

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Asynjacutie@reddit

Couldn't afford Pitzman's?

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metfan1964nyc@reddit

How to tell people you're English without saying it.

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AMothWithHumanHands@reddit

I would absolutely fuck up those pop-overs right about now. Where is the shitty in this photo besides the dusty chicken

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Electrical_Force1995@reddit

I would destroy that meal

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frohardorfrohome@reddit

What are those deflated scrodums

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ChrisMoltisanti9@reddit

That chicken's drier than Betty White's cooch. Other than that the meal looks fine.

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101bees@reddit

Not a spec of seasoning to be seen. Not even pepper.

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GoodGoodK@reddit

You can just tell this was cooked by white people

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FuckMeBleeding@reddit

You in England?

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Ophelia-Rass@reddit

Nice mustard

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Minimum_Corner_7173@reddit

In college I lived with five other guys who were really into meal prepping. It was just easier to eat the same thing they were eating. Our fridge was basically a repository for mustard and hot sauce. All that flavor suffering and I didn't even work out lol

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BradWWE@reddit

I've had worse

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66watchingpeople66@reddit

This has to be in England. They are the only people who would think this is ok.

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wakkers_boi@reddit

Actually we still hang people who cook like this

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66watchingpeople66@reddit

I have to many English friends you can’t lie to me. I know the true.

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Existing_Past5865@reddit

Forgot to roast the roast

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Mighty_Porg@reddit

are those potatoes with gravy inside the divots ? they look tasty. Carrots probably as well

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scenemore@reddit

bet that joint hit

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animallX22@reddit

Are those potatoes with craters pushed in them? Two types of potatoes and dry chicken? Boiled vegetables?

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Zandandido@reddit

Was the chicken boiled for safety?

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Gaffra@reddit

Don’t be so hard on yourself. Although the chicken breast looks a little plain with some gravy on it and you’re fine.

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Sudden-Bend-8715@reddit

Oh Yorkshire pudding. Have not made that in ages.

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brownishgirl@reddit

I replied to someone else with this comment… Popovers were the first true recipe I ever made as a child. I was given “the Pooh Cook Book” for my 9th birthday , which contained a recipe for “Popovers for Piglet” . 40 years later I can still remember my excitement watching them rise. I’m definitely going to make some this weekend. Let’s go make some Yorkies!

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LilMeatBigYeet@reddit

Looks like a delicious irish meal

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vinsmokewhoswho@reddit

If the chicken was prepared differently this might be decent

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coolzville@reddit

what's the point of drenching everything in gravy but the chicken

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bglad11@reddit

Mother fucker are you a dog?

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psychxticrose@reddit

Is that chicken seasoned with *anything* ??

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StewTheDuder@reddit

Do you not own any seasonings?!

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Slight-Blackberry813@reddit

Looks fine to me. Plenty of gravy in the yorkies. Probs a load off to the side as well. Frozen roasties is a bit suspect but I’ll allow it. The pile of mustard is a bit over the top but the real criminal thing is the lack of mash. Get a fucking grip OP.

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Middle_Snow2692@reddit

This is a body building meal, how many gains did you get

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The_Jizzard_Of_Oz@reddit

I'd tap that in a heartbeat. Just pass the gravy for the chicken.

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International-Bat777@reddit

Mustard to make eyes water to lubricate the chicken.

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One_Posh_Possum@reddit

Damn. That chicken is a goddamn tragedy, and are those potatoes at 9 o’clock? Because they look sad af too

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violetsadness@reddit

I’d eat this in a heartbeat. Better than my fridge full of nothing.

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Shoddy-Commission-12@reddit

Why you got like 6 half the baking tray of yorkshires on your plate 🤣🤣 that's some fat guy shit for real Dawgs

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MilleAlwaysReady@reddit

Is the food allergic to seasoning?

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Global_Internet_1233@reddit

Yes, they had a big "To-do" with their taste buds and now we all have to suffer

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deeroe24@reddit

Pretty (compared to most of the abominations I see on this page), but still very much shitty

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ThePennedKitten@reddit

You can make some delicious chicken in the oven and it’s almost no effort. Just season, cover, and wait. Try to use a pan that isn’t too big for the amount of chicken being made. Maybe broil the top of it if it has skin. Make it crispy and tasty.

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AnonymousLilly@reddit

Uk food makes me sad

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Artificial-Brain@reddit

It shouldn't because there's some great stuff in the UK. This, however, looks a bit sad. You'd have a problem if you served this to most Brits.

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AnonymousLilly@reddit

I joined r/ukfood and it hasen't helped. It's like they reject seasoning

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Artificial-Brain@reddit

All good UK food has seasoning. A lot of meat in the US is seasoned to the point that you can't even tell what it's supposed to be. I had a lot of good food in the US, but there's definitely a tendency to cover up the taste of poor quality meat with excessive seasoning over there. Different tastes, i suppose.

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exoxe@reddit

What are those at the top, ball-and-socket joint potatoes?

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RevolutionaryEmu9480@reddit

Ahh English cuisine strikes again

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Sik_muse@reddit

Not a pinch of flavor in sight.

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Lepke2011@reddit

Are those two types of Yorkshire pudding smothered in gravy?

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drake8887@reddit

pour some of that gravy on the chicken at the very least jesus christ

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DaddyToadsworth@reddit

Are you allergic to seasoning?

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Savings_Army3073@reddit

That chicken would choke a horse 😂

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DontchaKnow918@reddit

That chicken breast looks so dry and unflavored, definitely a white person, 😂

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FireballEnjoyer445@reddit

How was the chicken cooked? It could be either very flavorful or bland depending on the cooking medium. Looks like roasted whole chicken to me, which is really good

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CosmeticBrainSurgery@reddit

Popovers cannot be shitty, the worst they can be is mediocre. But that chicken look like it died of anemia caused by lack of spices and dehydration

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Asleep_Gift3836@reddit

is that gravy on the bread rolls?

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Ok-Scallion2398@reddit

Pricky

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KickedinTheDick@reddit

I don't see a speck of seasoning on anything y

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walshamboy@reddit

Yorkshire's on a school night?????? [Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire pudding avdert](https://youtu.be/BfxPliU4WvY?si=_w1js36WexDOzMZe)

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Interesting-Dinner27@reddit

what the fuck this looks amazing omw

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Rare-Maintenance-787@reddit

What are those bowl like thing with cum in them?

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Artificial-Brain@reddit

Yorkshire puddings, and they're amazing if you actually use gravy instead of whatever bodily fluid they used in this picture.

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confusedredditor_69@reddit

Why the cum

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Vark675@reddit

You're the second person to call brown gravy cum. You guys should go see a doctor or something.

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confusedredditor_69@reddit

That is fucking white not brown

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Vark675@reddit

No? It's absolutely not white. It looks exactly like brown turkey gravy.

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confusedredditor_69@reddit

That is white.

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Vark675@reddit

![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized) No dude, it's fucking light brown. Tan. Beige. Whatever you want to call it, but it sure as hell isn't white.

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SabbathaBastet@reddit

Been curious about trying Yorkshire pudding but I’m glad I came to the comments because I thought that chicken was a loaf of bread. 🤦🏾‍♀️

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NotJayKayPeeness@reddit

How is your chicken so dry and your bread is so wet??? And what is that weirdly clear "gravy?"

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RogueMallShinobi@reddit

It’s basic but I’d smash this. It beats the hell out of the average “drunk 3AM condiment sandwich” post

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Tunechi_1@reddit

Seasoning?

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Celly2704@reddit

That’s an absolute abomination that

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magical_bergs@reddit

Looks like the Sunday dinner my mum would make. Has she been round?

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jillybrews226@reddit

Not a single seasoning to be found

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JohnaldL@reddit

If the chicken was even remotely… cooked? Cooked less? Man it’s both under and overcooked looking. If it was correct this would be fine but the chicken is a paradoxical thing

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macram@reddit

You’re going to get dehydrated, that food is going to soak up as many fluids as it encounters inside of your guts.

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GhOStedY0U@reddit

Everything looks fine except for the bird lol

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kimani17@reddit

mmm i love cum filled bread

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rem_1984@reddit

okay I know it’s a light gravy but damn, it is brownish that is the most disgusting visual with you guys all saying it’s cum 🤢🤢🤢🤢

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faaaaaaaaaaaaaaartt@reddit

this is \*aggressively\* british

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Gil37@reddit

I can tell that you were proud of the mustard at least...

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DIJames6@reddit

Not shitty.. Just bland looking..

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BAMspek@reddit

Steamed broccoli, boiled chicken, so it seems like you’re trying desperately to eat healthy. But then you also have like 7 puddings with gravy. The hell is going on here?

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