What’s the most ludicrous/hilarious review of an item you’ve ever come across?

I’ll go first… Went to browse reviews of the diary of Anne frank on Amazon, there were LOTS of international reviews (from ‘murica) with complaints about how “it felt like it had been written by a teenager”, calling her obnoxious, self absorbed and it was boring. Considering it’s the diary of a teenage girl growing up, hiding in a single room for a couple of years, yes I’m guessing it is bloody boring… what do they want, a diary entry from within the gas chamber jeez