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anon churns their own butter

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anon churns their own butter

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crashbandecunt@reddit

"still see melted butter on the paper towel" well duh, everyone knows you should be using dry toast after a butter enema.
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Thueri@reddit

Do you also stick it in? Asking for a friend.
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crashbandecunt@reddit

Clearly, how else would you get the residual butter?
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Thueri@reddit

Maybe it's flushed out by the shit? Wiping it with toast?
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SuperUltraLord@reddit

Why was he gonna go to the kitchen? Why wouldn’t the bathroom be the first choice? Was he going to put the butter back in the fridge?
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abermea@reddit

If anon had a double-digit IQ, he would probably think it would be less messy and/or easier to clean up. But anon obviously has a single-digit IQ, so you're probably right.
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Thueri@reddit

I think he wanted to put it in a bowl to do some more scientific things to it!?
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Krishnhm1@reddit

all of this could've been prevented if this retard tried not to shove a whole stick of butter up his ass.
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deleted_by_reddit@reddit

i mean, stupid shit sometimes leads to good discoveries how do you think humans found out that cow milk was drinkable? (although yeah, nothing good could have come out of this probably)
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Thueri@reddit

I bet they first found out that cow milk in the asshole isn't a good idea!
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rdmxcn@reddit

yeah, maybe should have started with a tablespoon just to get the hang of it first, then write down the results (because the difference between science and just fucking around is writing everything down)
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Thueri@reddit

Go big or go home...
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