What In jokes do you have that only you and close mates would understand?

Posted by Guilty_Struggle_6089@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 19 comments

There used to be a Butchers near us that had a sign saying “Spit roast Chickens” me and my mate used to chuckle at the thought of going inside and asking the butcher how much it would be to spit roast a chicken.

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blakerton-@reddit

Four of us went to see Planet Of The Apes at the cinema, which we all have a fondness for and reference a lot. The cost of the ticket was (couldn't believe our luck) £8.80. So we all bought our tickets individually at the counter and quizzed the staff member, "ape-pound ape-ty?" when they asked for the money. The staff didn't seem to notice. Oh how we laughed.

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Fabulous-Relative333@reddit

He wasn't called Hilary Briss by any chance?

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ChrisChros87@reddit

Too loud for Lenny

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TheDawiWhisperer@reddit

When I was about 16 someone stole the R and the K from Burger King on the retail park in Wakefield. This was about 2001 or so and we've called BK "BUGGERING" ever since

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moon-bouquet@reddit

Our local butchers sold “WILD RABBITS” but the ‘T’ fell off and people made jokes for a bit!

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flannobrien1900@reddit

In the suburbs of Sydney many years ago was a butcher's shop with a sign in the window 'Freshwater Chickens' and that always struck me as odd. Off topic though, sorry.

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moon-bouquet@reddit

We had a local delivery van with a sign ‘Buy Griffin Eggs” and a garage that did Alignment Checks. Both made it into our D&D campaign!

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pelvviber@reddit

Their second album was dreadful.

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moon-bouquet@reddit

Oulocal butches sold wild ra

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slimboyslim9@reddit

This promises to be a universally hilarious thread.

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A-Light-That-Warms@reddit

We do this thing where you refer to each other by a word you have reached using multiple steps of word association/rhyming slang starting with that person's surname. For example lets say my friend has the surname Thomas you might refer to him as "Drummer": Thomas -> Tank Engine -> Fat Controller -> Ringo Starr -> Drummer Or for a friend with the surname Williams you might refer to him as "Morgan". Williams -> F1 -> Jackie Hunt -> Hunt/Cunt -> (Piers) Morgan The aim is for the person being referred to to work out why they have been called that.

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Kenneth-four-real@reddit

this one ted 2 (unofficial) promotional image

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The_Fattest_Man@reddit

When ordering a pizza we will ask "fancy going camping tonight?" as we ordered takeaway pizzas to our tents pitched in a farmers field 20 years ago. "Yes mate, all the way to the end and through the gate, its about a mile of muddy track, then there's a fallen down tree over a fence... There will be two fat blokes sitting on that tree, that's us... 25 minutes? Lovely"

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DiscardedKebab@reddit

Loads. You wouldn't understand them though

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Guilty_Struggle_6089@reddit (OP)

Try me

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Fight_Disciple@reddit

You don't have to threaten him.

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Guilty_Struggle_6089@reddit (OP)

User name figures out

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Unfair_Original_2536@reddit

Me and my gf do this every time someone says London. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P0v8ciiifE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P0v8ciiifE)

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