I knew a kid who’s parents bought him a go kart and I think it’s like introducing a 4 year old to sonic. It just gives them a bad obsession that everyone will look down on them for
I have stories but I’m sure he’s a redditor, imagine showing up to school events to drive around in a go kart in the parking lot just slightly away from everyone but swerving close enough to get clear attention
Then if anyone does ask if they can drive it out you go “no it’s MY go kart” and then drive around some more
I feel like a lot of you are missing the “like introducing sonic to a four year old” part. Because the kid was essentially a high functioning chris Chan and social outcast. He’d put his WebKins in the go cart and share images of them around. Like printed out images and gave them around, in middle school. In highschool he attended a shop class where everyone worked on their cars and he brought in his cart and worked on it every day. I never had classes with him at this point so any knowledge is second hand.
Except he also ended up in the same club as me doing first robotics and despite being the same grade as me and oldest in the club he did nothing and got nothing out of it. At one point he brought in an Xbox to play halo reach and another day, of course, the go cart to do donuts in the parking lot. Our robot did super good at competitions and would’ve gotten first place if I didn’t immediately smash it into a competitors like 5 seconds into the last match causing all the wires to pull loose
I’m not mad or jealous, just disappointed to see another victim of the blue blur
You can critisize him as much as you want, he did better than 90% of highschoolers by simply doing what he wanted, not caring about others impressions of him. If your disapointed it's unwarrented, his confidence should be applauded.
Imagine an Arin Hanson obsessed with speed racer and Sonic being gifted a go kart, this kid wore a single color outfit from grade school to highschool presumably into adulthood and beyond at this point
He was the epitome of “I got cool thing X so YOU should be jealous of me!” And nobody ever cared because everyone else had Xbox’s, airsofts, or skateboards while he was acting like Ralph S. Mouse over there
If someone bought me a go-kart when im 50 i would still be grateful for life
Hell im gonna either buy an electric dirt bike or build an electric offroad gokart in a few years once my job settles, nothing in life that can make you forget all your stresses than drifting around in dirt with a gokart
the fucking go kart holy shit I laughed way too much at this also the part about how its a loop and he just kept riding past her is so funny mf found an npc and skipped the dialogue
If that doesn't remind her that life doesn't need to be so serious and it's okay to have fun, nothing will. She can cry about whatever dumb shit she wants, but there's always the option of doing donuts on a go kart and just being happy.
I'm just imagining some normie girl crying about relationship problems or something stupid to the faint sounds of a go-kart ripping around the park like someone really fucked up sitting outside of a popping club in the rain.
Leaving her be is the respectable thing to do if you see a 🍵 crying. It's either that or try to comfort her, but comforting will probably just be awkward and look like you're trying to take advantage of her current emotional state to get laid so it's best to just ignore her.
Had a character like this on my campus at the start of the pandemic, electric kart, Mario music and all. Saw him run into a cop who explained how that’s not okay
nissan240sx@reddit
What’s wrong with a go cart? And why does anyone have to stop and deal with some random hormonal chick crying publicly?
Zamtrios7256@reddit
Yea like, he asked if she was okay, she said something unintelligible and then went along his business.
Nobody in that situation is weird.
JaelleJaen@reddit
based drummer with a alesis surge
FoxWearsSocks@reddit
Anyone know what brand/model that go kart is? I'm looking to get kartpilled
sheleelove@reddit
lmaooo I bet she cheered up watching that thing zip around
aaaayyyy@reddit
It's all a blur on Android google chrome.
Working_Inspection22@reddit
Is that a police scanner lmfao
I-Am-Polaris@reddit
"All units be advised we are receiving reports of a Go-Karter disturbing the peace
Anon peels out of there
Working_Inspection22@reddit
Bro thinks he’s Ryan Gosling in Drive
CelestialCore@reddit
All I can imagine is the babydriver opening but in a gokart
All_Ending_Gaming@reddit
Suspect just turned into rainbow road
wslaxmiddy@reddit
Gotta know when the cops get a noise complaint for some dumbass riding a go-kart at midnight
Keyboardpaladin@reddit
They might throw up those blue and red shells, you never know.
theDeadliestSnatch@reddit
It's a cheap Baofeng radio.
jagger_wolf@reddit
On closer inspection, yeah I think it is a scanner. Why the crap there's two there is anyone's guess.
ghostboy2x@reddit
Feds watching
CantHideFromGoblins@reddit
I knew a kid who’s parents bought him a go kart and I think it’s like introducing a 4 year old to sonic. It just gives them a bad obsession that everyone will look down on them for
I have stories but I’m sure he’s a redditor, imagine showing up to school events to drive around in a go kart in the parking lot just slightly away from everyone but swerving close enough to get clear attention
Then if anyone does ask if they can drive it out you go “no it’s MY go kart” and then drive around some more
LiteratureSentiment@reddit
Lol you're mad
He seems like someone who knew how to have fun driving while doing it in a safe environment
CantHideFromGoblins@reddit
I feel like a lot of you are missing the “like introducing sonic to a four year old” part. Because the kid was essentially a high functioning chris Chan and social outcast. He’d put his WebKins in the go cart and share images of them around. Like printed out images and gave them around, in middle school. In highschool he attended a shop class where everyone worked on their cars and he brought in his cart and worked on it every day. I never had classes with him at this point so any knowledge is second hand.
Except he also ended up in the same club as me doing first robotics and despite being the same grade as me and oldest in the club he did nothing and got nothing out of it. At one point he brought in an Xbox to play halo reach and another day, of course, the go cart to do donuts in the parking lot. Our robot did super good at competitions and would’ve gotten first place if I didn’t immediately smash it into a competitors like 5 seconds into the last match causing all the wires to pull loose
I’m not mad or jealous, just disappointed to see another victim of the blue blur
CelestialCore@reddit
You can critisize him as much as you want, he did better than 90% of highschoolers by simply doing what he wanted, not caring about others impressions of him. If your disapointed it's unwarrented, his confidence should be applauded.
ThePlumThief@reddit
Just made him sound even more based. Chad go kart bing bing wahoo-er vs. Virgin "my robot would've totally won but the other ream hit it not fair"-er
swords_attack@reddit
Why sonic specifically
horsthorsthorst@reddit
I wouldn't let you drive my go cart if i had one.
dagobert-dogburglar@reddit
You sound like someone projecting about the fact your parents never bought you a go-kart.
CantHideFromGoblins@reddit
Imagine an Arin Hanson obsessed with speed racer and Sonic being gifted a go kart, this kid wore a single color outfit from grade school to highschool presumably into adulthood and beyond at this point
He was the epitome of “I got cool thing X so YOU should be jealous of me!” And nobody ever cared because everyone else had Xbox’s, airsofts, or skateboards while he was acting like Ralph S. Mouse over there
Ice_Swallow4u@reddit
At least they didn’t buy him a gun. They don’t like it when you bring those to school.
CloudCollapse@reddit
Go back to /RantGrumps dork
hoppin_donkey@reddit
Wow, an essay including whinging about an irrelevant e-celeb that you hate as an example. Very revealing posts bruv.
maxrebosallstarband@reddit
He's absolutely seething
SnooHesitations6727@reddit
Found Mario
PM-YOUR-PMS@reddit
We had a neighborhood of gokarts and go-peds. Shit was fun as fuck.
MadeForBBCNews@reddit
He big mad
shellbert_eggman@reddit
Reread your comment, you accidentally described the smartest kid on earth
AlQueefaSpokeslady@reddit
My parents gave mine to a kid with cystic fibrosis, knowing he'd be dead within the year. Fuck's sake. I loved that hing.
Turakamu@reddit
Bad obsession? It usually teaches them how to keep a motor running.
jam3sdub@reddit
and how to drive without hitting something
BronBuckBreaker@reddit
I went to high school with a dude who professionally (“professionally”) raced go karts like on tracks. It was pretty cool but he never talked about it
a_big_fat_yes@reddit
If someone bought me a go-kart when im 50 i would still be grateful for life
Hell im gonna either buy an electric dirt bike or build an electric offroad gokart in a few years once my job settles, nothing in life that can make you forget all your stresses than drifting around in dirt with a gokart
RaidenHUN@reddit
Anon is like a pedophile scout. He drive around in the go-cart before bringing out the pedo-van
I_Dont_Have_Corona@reddit
Kinda based NGL.
OnSunnyNates@reddit
Chad
bumbuff@reddit
ITT: People who don't have toys to rip around on.
EnergiaBuran@reddit
Have you seen the giant toy your mother rips around on?
No wonder she birthed your watermelon head with ease
bumbuff@reddit
Ba dum tiss
spiderman_26@reddit
Ok but anon is based and I wish I had a go kart
lord_flamebottom@reddit
I remember my dad built me one for my 5th birthday. I also remember ramming it full speed into a golf cart exclusively because I thought it was funny.
akatherder@reddit
Once or repeatedly?
lord_flamebottom@reddit
Sadly only once
Morloxx_@reddit
Was it funny tho?
lord_flamebottom@reddit
Incredibly
Morloxx_@reddit
legend
Blurplenapkin@reddit
With the power of money you too can have one. I’m sure there’s one somewhat near you on Craigslist or eBay or something.
EuroPolice@reddit
nothing is stopping you except yourself
SaulRelbest@reddit
Anon is Bubbles
Figgyee@reddit
Gold
verwarde_jongere@reddit
Message to the frontpage: Despite being only 6% of the population, melanated gentlemen commit roughly 50% of violent crime.
Ponder this fact.
shellbert_eggman@reddit
Only because the notoriously inequitable System denied them their go karts
ChoiceTalker@reddit
Maybe they were denied go-karts because they decided to fuck around in go-cart class and now lack any viable kart driving skills?
EuroPolice@reddit
Here we go!
wslaxmiddy@reddit
Wow fuck those people amiright?
ElezerHan@reddit
Okay, this is eti topkek tier
No_Explanation1714@reddit
the fucking go kart holy shit I laughed way too much at this also the part about how its a loop and he just kept riding past her is so funny mf found an npc and skipped the dialogue
caxer30968@reddit
Why should he have stopped having fun because some woman was crying nearby?
Rainbow_stalinol@reddit
I'm thinking of getting a Go-Kart, I know just the lake
weknowwhoTHEYare@reddit
this has every right to become a classic
PortfolioIsAshes@reddit
It already is the moment he posted his go-kart
corkyskog@reddit
I love the flashlight taped on.
akatherder@reddit
And the walkie talkie on the back for comms
EuroPolice@reddit
got two just in case he meets friemds
Captain_Outrageous@reddit
He totally would have helped her and she didn't directly affirm a order to sperganon like rake my yard or some shit and now we eat on r/4chan
-in-the-between-@reddit
Wut?
bigchungus032623@reddit
Stroke victim
BurnerAccountllt@reddit
I thought I was the stroke victim after reading that
EuroPolice@reddit
he rides at night ffs, he's regarded not an idiot
commander_tealc@reddit
Retarded*
TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit
He's an idiot, it was already bright enough with all the glowies camping around the path and spying on him
IlIlllIlllIlIIllI@reddit
noctigon k1 by the look of it
unreal_Sad@reddit
Most normal thing any anon has done.
arbiter12@reddit
I'm happy to see that the website is healing. We need more of those people living their own adventures on a daily basis.
shellbert_eggman@reddit
Show me the person who doesn't deeply relate to this zen go kart monk, you can't do it
Demonweed@reddit
We don't know this driver had pocket spaghetti, but I bet he had pocket spaghetti.
IronJackk@reddit
Judging from the camera perspective anon is atleast a teenager and that Gokart looks undersized. So the imagery is funny.
cdurgin@reddit
But really, I can't imagine a situation where someone crying doesn't stop after watching the third lap around a lake in a go-kart.
Like, that should be a huge "revaluate your priorities in life" moment.
schmitzel88@reddit
If that doesn't remind her that life doesn't need to be so serious and it's okay to have fun, nothing will. She can cry about whatever dumb shit she wants, but there's always the option of doing donuts on a go kart and just being happy.
Mysteriouspaul@reddit
I'm just imagining some normie girl crying about relationship problems or something stupid to the faint sounds of a go-kart ripping around the park like someone really fucked up sitting outside of a popping club in the rain.
Yeah that really is a rock bottom
lord_flamebottom@reddit
And each time he comes by he asks if she's okay. That's the cherry on top.
LowClover@reddit
You good yet? No? Brb
williamsonmaxwell@reddit
Crying
……————zeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEUUuummmmmm——…..
Resume crying
……————zeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEUUuummmmmm——…..
Resume crying
……————zeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEUUuummmmmm——…..
Konfused@reddit
😂
t-swag69@reddit
lmao
Lukthar123@reddit
kek
bathtissue101@reddit
Home boy really just out here enjoying life with a Gerry rigged go kart, and you have the audacity to cry? Pathetic.
blizmd@reddit
He should throw a turtle at her
GordonWhamsey@reddit
I didn't see any turtles, will this bottle do instead?
howardslowcum@reddit
YES!
seastatefive@reddit
Plot twist: she's princess peach and he's Mario.
Dominat0r9@reddit
WAHOO
SuperSaiyan___3@reddit
Take the wahoo-pill frens
DrMurdoch88@reddit
Wario was right..
SabreToothSandHopper@reddit
6 million goombas
Far_Writing_1272@reddit
6 million? But the mushroom war only lasted 8 worlds, and Mario was only one guy! That seems a bit fake!
BanEvadingAcct21@reddit
Reported for anti toadism
Bobboy5@reddit
bing bing wahoo
JosephJameson@reddit
Makes me want a go kart but I know if I ride it around where I live at night I'll get mugged and stabbed
bardfaust@reddit
Only if they somehow manage to catch you.
3DollarMeat@reddit
>local seasoning americans steal go karts for themselves and get into high speed chases with anon
bardfaust@reddit
The only one who can stop a bad guy with a go kart is a good guy with a go kart
LeoLittlebook6@reddit
You've got your problems
I've got my go-kart WOO
Mario finally realizes that Princess Peach is the problem.
myedgyalt42@reddit
Leaving her be is the respectable thing to do if you see a 🍵 crying. It's either that or try to comfort her, but comforting will probably just be awkward and look like you're trying to take advantage of her current emotional state to get laid so it's best to just ignore her.
katonajozsi@reddit
Anon shouldn't touch grass, anon should stay in his room and don't bother normal people ever again
Bullet2babomb@reddit
Running through the 90s: Go-kart dubstep edition
MaximumCringe_IA@reddit
He's more normal than the girl who decided to go outside and cry over some r-slurred breakup
HomeCalendar36@reddit
Envoius you're not drive and you're not a real human bean
Ok-Floor522@reddit
Haha go kart go brrrrr
Ok-Repair3237@reddit
Anon spinned da blocc
bannedforflaming@reddit
Should have asked her if she wanted a ride on one of the trips around.
megnamon@reddit
BEHOLD
https://i.redd.it/vvmz6qqafpza1.gif
lucidali@reddit
this is brilliant, who made this? link to the post?
deleted_by_reddit@reddit
[removed]
megnamon@reddit
original dont have "okay" and "wahoo wahoo"
xxcali559xx@reddit
Is this loss?
UsrnameInATrenchcoat@reddit
It brings me joy knowing based men like this are running around doing what I want to do
Apprehensive_Tie_814@reddit
There was so much more to be asked about his interaction with her. What a waste.
Diagot@reddit
He likes to fuck arround. I hope he doesn't find out.
themoviehero@reddit
I was there and wondered how long it’s be before I saw it posted here. That man is a legend.
MenicNobre@reddit
link to the thread?
LeeeeroooyJEnKINSS@reddit
My friends and I used to get blasted and go for races around the neighborhood on ride on lawnmowers every Sunday at lunch
jagger_wolf@reddit
With that setup, anon's lucky to be playing Sonic Drift.
bathtissue101@reddit
Never change
Leeroy_Jenkums@reddit
Lol the walkies on the back, the flashlight mounted on the front… decent!
randomgarbage332@reddit
Don't ever post that fucking gif again
Leeroy_Jenkums@reddit
heightsenberg@reddit
Can you imagine being that woman, crying on a bench while this absolutely weaponised autist zooms past you three times!!’
humphreym808@reddit
I would probably have stopped crying and start laughing hysterically.
YouAreWhatYouEet@reddit
What kind of kart is that? Is it gas or electric?
fightingpanda94@reddit
Why are there 2 radios on the spoiler? Anon clearly doesn’t have a friend to give the other one to
Dawson81702@reddit
Based Anon. While women cry, anon drives his go-kart with no remorse.
Pie-Adept@reddit
Do you think the crying got faster and more upbeat during the third loop
Agarikas@reddit
Decent hobby
Throwawayaccount647@reddit
This is actually incredibly based
173rdComanche@reddit
That does seem incredibly fun tho.
jam3sdub@reddit
it is.
definitelynotned@reddit
Found anon
IpeeInclosets@reddit
I mean...
NEWSONVSU@reddit
Autist doing laps around a crying femnoid. Based.
GandalfsMemoryStick@reddit
Based and cartpilled, or something like that
ghostboy2x@reddit
75cc-pilled
theLEVIATHAN06@reddit
I would totally ride a go-cart out at night. Or in general. Based Go-Kart Guy.
GirlfriendAsAService@reddit
Had a character like this on my campus at the start of the pandemic, electric kart, Mario music and all. Saw him run into a cop who explained how that’s not okay
GrimGuy997@reddit
The Gocart-pill. Unfathomably based.
Sputnik575757@reddit
the juice fears the night time go karter
Mixmastrfestus@reddit
Based
capdoesit@reddit
greatest post in the last decade at least
inquisitor0731@reddit
You got a license for that go kart?
Ausfall@reddit
Dangerously based.
ruttinator@reddit
Like, you know go karts existed before Mario Kart, right? This was a thing people did and still do.
LordWomf@reddit
Fuck around fuck around, I fuck around
PortfolioIsAshes@reddit
"Now, watch this drive" - Anon probably
FirstDayofTheRest@reddit
I get that reference
Chadzuma@reddit
His motivations are beyond your comprehension
We cannot hope to be him, we can only aspire to be a mere shadow of him
Benny_Johnz@reddit
anon is livin da lyf
CodeBadass@reddit
OP is awesome as hell
ahackercalled4chan@reddit
ring ring... it's for you Kart Man
Totally_A_Wizard@reddit
Shoulda hit her with that green shell
IHateReddjtors@reddit
Bro did 3 laps and treated that girls as the finish line
round_we_go@reddit
Extremely based and kartpilled
disparate_depravity@reddit
Anon is a manlet
Lucasbasques@reddit
"Thank you so much for-to-playing my game."
lethalily@reddit
Chad
IronicJeremyIrons@reddit
Should have hit her with a 1up mushroom
ToapFN@reddit
Anon peaked here
haxxer_4chan@reddit
Most normal thing any anon has done