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Dill_Donor@reddit

Wait a minute... the goons reacting as if she is "hot" is just satire, right?!

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xqcismyqueen@reddit

No, only redditors like women that are built like twinks.

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RedditHatesDiversity@reddit

You're a redditor, you fucking dipshit

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Dill_Donor@reddit

What about men that are built like twinks?

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heliamphore@reddit

People are so used to lardasses they think obese is chubby and morbidly obese is slightly overweight. She's a disgusting landwhale.

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DSMPWR@reddit

[it could use an update](https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/low-keydeadinside)

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solarscopez@reddit

Lmao the site's name is coomer.su

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NoSexKnight@reddit

I fuckin hate that site, everything on there could be found on Reddit. It never has anything from behind a paywall

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-amateur-paramedic-@reddit

[Gott in himmel](https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/low-keydeadinside/post/712573700)

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Okamana@reddit

There ain’t no reason for an ass to be that fat GOOD GAWD

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Sorry-Presentation-3@reddit

She got OF porn online just Google lowkey_deadinside

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Straight-Gap-1564@reddit

I guess I’m a diabetic then bcs she’s fine as fuck 🤷‍♂️

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-Johannes-of-ZA-@reddit

Back in my day that woman would be called an "ugly b\*tch"

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PausePrudent7602@reddit

Back in my day guys like you would be called "queers"

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-Johannes-of-ZA-@reddit

My simp-dar is going off from the Southern Hemisphere

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minty-moose@reddit

ngl, kinda confused as to why people find this attractive

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lordofpersia@reddit

Yeah I miss the days when tits reigned supreme in the United States. This lady just looks weird.

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BarackMcTrumpstein@reddit

she looks like she has trouble wiping

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NoSexKnight@reddit

True but girls don't have hairy assholes so it's easier anyway

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gamepasscore@reddit

Real lmao (but girls don't shit so it's not really a problem)

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I’ve been too depressed to live my own life for the past couple years but seeing that has genuinely driven me to actually bother improving my situation so that I might actually get to have something like that wrapped around my face in the near future.

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faxekondiboi@reddit

I bet she sits very well, wherever she chooses to sit down.

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BarackMcTrumpstein@reddit

She is very hard to tip over.

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faxekondiboi@reddit

Like a Buddha with an ass made of granit :p

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Whorrox@reddit

Serious question - is this a metabolic ailment?

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Hubris1998@reddit

Probably BBLs

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Whorrox@reddit

Ah, so mental disorder...

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Diceslice@reddit

Is this body shape actually possible? I'm confused about what I'm seeing.

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Payanasius@reddit

Yes. Its not too rare among bangladeshis and iranians but never seen it on a white girl In practice its a little too much.. heh

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Mister_McGreg@reddit

Couple of her IG posts have her geotagged in Lebanon so you're pretty close. Either she lives there or is western and just visiting family is my guess?

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Payanasius@reddit

Nice. My rare assography is not too shabby then

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Hubris1998@reddit

She's fat

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Nekkkky@reddit

Fat women make me puke

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Snoot_Boot@reddit

You want women with the same goblin body as you, got it

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Thalilalala@reddit

She probably looks like a deformed pillsbury doughboy naked.

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NoSexKnight@reddit

Cope with that fact that you won't fuck

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Anything_189@reddit

I know y’all call her a fat b or something but if I could I’d keep going until I fainted

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-amateur-paramedic-@reddit

They'd have to prise me off her with a crowbar

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NoSexKnight@reddit

I would park my dick in between her cheeks and throw the keys out

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-amateur-paramedic-@reddit

I’d berry my dick so far in her whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur

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Person_of_light@reddit

Obese

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kimwexler67@reddit

Dated a girl that looked like her, I can almost guarentee her legs look like that bc her body doesn't regulate insulin properly

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minty-moose@reddit

doesn't that mean she's just fat?

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centurio_v2@reddit

kinda but it's not normal fat, it holds more liquid and usually builds up in the calves and thighs and doesn't go away easily. it's called lipodema

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Payanasius@reddit

And her ass is cottage cheese right? Theres a reason these big butt tiktok girls never actually show it

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Bullet2babomb@reddit

No actually, she has tons of nudes.

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IronJackk@reddit

That shouldn't be possible

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ProfileIII@reddit

Anything is possible in the world of pathology my friend. Have you ever seen an actual cyclops. If you're brave you'll Google holoprosencephaly. This is just a standard case of lipoedema.

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LongIslandIce-T@reddit

Was brave, now regret

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ProfileIII@reddit

Gets a man's stomach churning real good, don't it?

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LongIslandIce-T@reddit

Went in hoping for hot Cyclopean women and came away with images of deformed babies burned into my brain - 3/10 don't recommend

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Seltz_@reddit

AND *THEN* YOU BLOW UP

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EduardoMcojetovich@reddit

Oh god. The hair. That cursed hair.

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Just-leave-666@reddit

Woman with that hair signal that they are both submissive and breedable

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EduardoMcojetovich@reddit

I thought it meant that they were mentally ill. Did I get my signals wrong?

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Just-leave-666@reddit

It’s both

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HonkHonklerWorld@reddit

Don’t breed with the mentally ill. First of all it’s just bad for the human race to do that but more importantly it will make your life a living hell.

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jackcabral90@reddit

Based take.

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lidocainum@reddit

ready to fuck your life up too!

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HonkHonklerWorld@reddit

What’s wrong with the hair? I think it looks cute

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Frank_Von_Tittyfuck@reddit

some of the best sex you've ever had at the low price of the relationship never ending well

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EduardoMcojetovich@reddit

Your username tells me that you and I could understand each other very well.

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minty-moose@reddit

this is cute af

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Matt_2504@reddit

Achievable natty?

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MrDaburks@reddit

I wouldn’t associate this appearance with “achievement”

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WasAnHonestMann@reddit

I'll never understand how white dudes are almost incapable of liking well endowed women. She is a *little* on the plus side, but she's still sexy af

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lovebitesXrazorlines@reddit

They have standards.

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WasAnHonestMann@reddit

If I wanted to fuck people with no ass, I'd fuck men.

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lovebitesXrazorlines@reddit

Don't do men like that. I've witnessed some really nice asses attached to men.

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-amateur-paramedic-@reddit

It's more that she stores her body fat mostly in her ass and thighs. But I am not complaining mon frere

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arbiter12@reddit

>natty Maybe by coupling a few bone diseases, with some corset and flattering clothing, but that's not exactly natty. Plus you can't go too hard on them, due to the bone problem. Fucking to death is all fun and game till you need to fill a police report for the coroner's conclusions. [https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/lipoedema/](https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/lipoedema/)

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minty-moose@reddit

would be a hard af coroner report tho. "Fucked to death"

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klonk@reddit

The legal term is "death by snu snu"

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stupidrobots@reddit

Lipedema

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FerretAres@reddit

Achievable fatty

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forsenLevelup@reddit

/gif/ has more if you freaks are interested

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Joe_SHAMROCK@reddit

You mean the same three gifs that get reposted every single thread?

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deepmush@reddit

damn, imagine being such a sad human being that you sit all day in fucking /gif/ and repost the same shit daily

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HonkHonklerWorld@reddit

Imagine being such a sad human being that you refresh the page on /gif/ so often that you can recognize every single repost

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NutBustingGhost777@reddit

Listen, a fella just wants to jack off to lowkey-deadinside

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deepmush@reddit

fucking lmao dude

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forsenLevelup@reddit

Yes exactly

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TriceratopsX@reddit

i leveled to this post forsenLevel

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MrInfinity-42@reddit

I find it funny how at a certain stage BBLs stop looking sexy and just turn girls into that one picture of Squidward that ate too many crabby patties

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Fudge_McCrackin@reddit

She looks like she could blast the terlet to bits after a few burritos

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minty-moose@reddit

wtf is a terlet lmao

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Phendrana-Drifter@reddit

Shitter

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SeaNo3104@reddit

Looks like a bad Photoshop of two different women

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HonkHonklerWorld@reddit

I was thinking photoshop at first but I didn’t notice how there’s a clear line at the waist where the body is suddenly very different. I just thought the hip on our left looked odd

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Accomp1ishedAnimal@reddit

Looks like a centaur with 2 legs.

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goodbye9hello10@reddit

Idk how bitches like this even wash their ass. They must have those obese people toilets with a pressure washer bidet or some shit

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minty-moose@reddit

there's an obese people version of a bidet?

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mc-big-papa@reddit

Like two pillows stuffed in her pants.

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for_the_meme_watch@reddit

Pillows? She’s got the Michelin Man stuffed in there

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AnvilClownpunch@reddit

She looks like both ends of a centaur without the middle bit.

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ethtamosAkey@reddit

Body like squidward going to town on some krabby patties

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shangumdee@reddit

Ye foreal what's up these Venus worshippers?

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Xlay@reddit

"... And then you'll explode"

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Particular-Welcome-1@reddit

!! She looks like the front end of a two-person horse costume.

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saucegerb@reddit

squidward after eating all the krabby patties

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TittyTwistahh@reddit

No way can she wipe good

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Oceaniic@reddit

Looks like squidward after eating too many krabby patties

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Demonweed@reddit

Workout Tips to Achieve a Pear-Shaped Body 1. Delete the gym. 2. Hit Facebook. 3. ????? 4. PROFIT!

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IronJackk@reddit

She will develop heart disease by 55

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lifesnotperfect@reddit

She got the [Palworld build](https://i.imgur.com/JnPgPA1.jpeg)

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