Anon isn't gay | TheaterFire

The lean dolphinmaxxed bottom twink could feel his own orgasm rising within. Pressed against against the wall, his face crushed against the window, his cheek registering a shock with each pelvic thrust from behind.

He grabbed the hairy arm of the man impaling him so shamelessly, and tightened his grip, just as his climax shattered through him, leaving him dripping feebly on the floor. For the third time since they had started, he suddenly remembered. The man quickened his pace, loudly groaned in his ear and he felt a flood boiling hot pouring, deep within him.

After he collapsed, they both laid in bed, quite still, as he continued slowly leaking on the bed, exhausted and flustered. He kissed his muscly lover on his protruding belly. He felt so safe. Turning his elf-like body to the other side, facing away, he stretched and sighed contentedly:

"I'm a twink and I'm straight (actually)"

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Kornik-kun@reddit

Damn can a guy not like being the dominant one and not be called gay?

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youtocin@reddit

Sorry, but no straight men call themselves twinks. Slender, lanky, whatever. Twink is pretty much strictly associated with butt pirates.

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nzdastardly@reddit

I don't know any slender straight men.

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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

Hello, I am 5' 10", 154 pounds, and straight.

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nzdastardly@reddit

But are you slender? Is that the adjective you would choose to describe your body?

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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

I think I have a bit too much muscle to be "slender". I've taken up working out fairly seriously the past two years and it's definitely had a good effect. I'm very happy with my body, honestly.

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Kyle-Is-My-Name@reddit

I always use "Lanky" as my description.

6'2" 175 lbs

But people have called me slender, so I'll start calling myself a straight twink from now on.

Thanks greentext!

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Kornik-kun@reddit

And what if that's my actual body type? And I simply don't care for what randoms in the internet think

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youtocin@reddit

Apparently you aren’t familiar with the concept of connotations because I provided non-connotative words for you. Twink is very specifically connotative with the gay community.

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Kornik-kun@reddit

Well today I learned that the definition of "Twink" includes gay

Well now I'll have to add but straight 🥴

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Kornik-kun@reddit

I was enlightened. I was wrong. I'm actually a twink BUT I'm straight

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LuneAtix@reddit

twink is a term used for gay people bud

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Kornik-kun@reddit

Yes but it's also used to describe a type of body and I only knew that part for a while.

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Kornik-kun@reddit

Yes I know that now.

From now on I'll have to say that I'm a twink BUT straight

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SharkMilk44@reddit

What's the most amount of dicks you've taken in a single day?

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-Johannes-of-ZA-@reddit

Hi anon, how's /pol/ treating you today?

That /humour/ thread was good, wasn't it?

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SalvationSycamore@reddit

UWU I'm a frail little twink and only think about throbbing veiny cocks every other hour so I'm as straight as can be

Okay, sure Kornik-kun

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chillanous@reddit

Real talk, that’s a look and body type that pulls a lot of women these days. Unlike my ugly ass lol

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ChaplainAsmodai1978@reddit

Twinks are fun to fuck. Anon is definitely gay, he just needs to accept that fact about himself.

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EmilieEasie@reddit

the dudes in my DMs that wanna talk about dicks all the time but insist they're only thinking about futa dicks so it's fine

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Martian_Hunted@reddit

You got me interested. Tell me more about those dudes

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EmilieEasie@reddit

my least favorite draws lots of disembodied dicks all the time and sends them to me with comments like "look at those eggs (drool emoji)" (referencing the balls)

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EmilieEasie@reddit

I'm a hentai artist so it's not that weird, the weird part is the constantly insisting he's totally straight and doing somersaults to justify his love of dicks but not of men.

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chillanous@reddit

Be me

Straight

only have sex with women

Now only have sex with my wife

Not confused about my gender identity

Generally into masculine hobbies, although I can sew and cook well enough to take care of myself

It doesn’t make for a good story, lol

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Chai_Enjoyer@reddit

It is generally not an often occasion for Anon to have a wife and being able to sew and cook

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MasterofLego@reddit

>reading greentext

>OP says some gay shit

>stop reading

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calmitygore22@reddit

Did the judges constipation go to his head?

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HelpfulJello5361@reddit

There's a thing in the gay community where there's a man who is ostensibly straight but experiments with being gay. It's like a huge kink for them

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Hurtmemaster@reddit

The earlier they mention it, the gayer the story unfolds

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Mystic_jello@reddit

Damn wish I was 5’4, it’s always the straights

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SnooStories2399@reddit (OP)

Imagine not being 5'4 (I'm 5'9 and still growing)

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Mystic_jello@reddit

6’ gaming, not my fault you’re a nerd

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qwerty_loves_chippy_@reddit

U can't call yourself a fucking twink and not be gay lol

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Marbachque@reddit

No straight man calls himself a twink lol.

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Zzamumo@reddit

Yeah there are more straight femboys than straight twinks lmao

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WasAnHonestMann@reddit

Aren't femboys and twinks the same thing?

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catspawraider@reddit

No, twinks are generally effeminate men, while femboys put effort into being feminine. A femboy is usually a twink, but not every twink is a femboy.

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ArkLumia@reddit

Every femboy is a twink, but not every twink is a femboy. Wha'd'you think about that... Batman??

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BUR6S@reddit

A femboy is usually a twink, but not every twink is a femboy.

Abraham Lincoln

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Tutwater@reddit

Twink is a gay-culture term for men who are usually lean, clean-shaven, and have a soft feminine disposition

Femboy is a very internetty term for a guy who's very gender-non-conforming and is trying to look/act girly on purpose as an expression thing

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Marbachque@reddit

Yes I've seen femboy x woman in porn titles and then I go watch my stepsister porn, but really though never seen any titled twink man fucks a woman.

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Burgdorf@reddit

Psyops arent even trying to be believable

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KHgamer32@reddit

you would think that the gayest straight man joke would be overused by now

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IWantToCobainMyself@reddit

be me, straight

Followed by the gayest shit you've ever heard

Many such cases

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the_marxman@reddit

Just another version of the lust provoking image and irrelevant time wasting content.

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eStuffeBay@reddit

Can't forget the mandatory lust-provoking image. I'm pretty sure there was a template made of this genre that was on the front page a while ago.

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BaxElBox@reddit

-be straight

-something extremely gay straight out of a fanfiction

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Anon, everybody, and I mean everybody -from your fellow 4chan members to the kkk- would respect you more if you came out as gay instead of doing this five nights at Freddy 4 foxy half out of the closet pseudo bullshit.

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-NoNameListed-@reddit

Which foxy phase is your favorite.

I like him just standing there

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avagrantthought@reddit

Same

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LosWitchos@reddit

This is just a boring retake on "don't be such a silly little boy" or whatever the line was

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lvl10Boomer@reddit

I really hope my mfing delivery drivers don’t think this when they leave

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Jonkoe_enjoyerNL@reddit

fake and gay

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Hornet_41@reddit

Greentext.jpg

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juliusxyk@reddit

be me straight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Noamias@reddit

Bait used to be believable

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iDigitalBlockz@reddit

something something penis up my ass blah blah

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sgtfuzzle17@reddit

damn he smells good

That’s just the chicken you’re delivering, go get a bite to eat

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MucikPrdik12@reddit

I demad continuation of this story!

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ConciseSpy85067@reddit

The funniest part is there’s no way in hell the delivery guy patted him on the head, this is the gay fantasies of a gay man in denial of his obvious homosexuality

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SaintBepis@reddit

Asweh I’m sick of the fucking predictable straight -> gay posts on this subreddit.

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MesugakiSnatcher@reddit

my hero ❤️

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69FuckThePolice69@reddit

Gay and real

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lidocainum@reddit

anon might be a homosexual

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WolfieTooting@reddit

What makes you think that?

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lidocainum@reddit

gaydar

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HayakuEon@reddit

I have one of those

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fat-lip-lover@reddit

Is that you, Bender?

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7arco7@reddit

Just a guess

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gasp_@reddit

But he said he's straight.

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Malvastor@reddit

You really think somebody would do that? Just go on 4chan and lie?

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LinkOfKalos_1@reddit

Be Anon

Claim to be straight

Post information that the FBI couldn't get out of me

"I'm still straight, right, anons?"

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SnapHackelPop@reddit

Possibly real, most definitely gay

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Puntley@reddit

Anon calls himself straight and then immediately describes himself as a Twink

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FoxCQC@reddit

No one headpats a stranger

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-Johannes-of-ZA-@reddit

I blame Israel for this

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MoarSilverware@reddit

Ahh yes, my daily 4chan yaoi fiction, thank you

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khanh20032@reddit

Real and gay.

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agreasybutt@reddit

All these gay Twink green texts are just some reddit fag karma farming

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SalvationSycamore@reddit

Who headpats a delivery guy? I barely even consider them human, they're like a walking vending machine.

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BlvckValor_199X@reddit

I’m pretty sure that’s a sure fire way to get fought

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Mista_Infinity@reddit

go deliver me the sandwhich that i could’ve made better at home uberbot

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HikeMyPantsUpJohnson@reddit

Hang on lemme fix it rq

Be me

Closeted/haven't figured out I'm extremely gay

Small and really wanna be dominated

Absolute Chad I submit to without even knowing his name

Makes me hard as a rock and I want him dominating me

None of this indicates that I'm not straight despite me trying to gaslight myself

Do I even need to say it? I'll say it anyway. Fraudulent and homosexual

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alberthething@reddit

>lust provoking question

>irrelevant, time wasting image

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CandidateMiserable74@reddit

Gayest shit I've read in a while

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BenderTheLifeEnder@reddit

Real and Gay guys

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Nickybutcooler@reddit

this is the first

be me
straight

that doesn't end with anon having a femboy sucking his dick or sucking a chud's dick

still fake and gay

fake: no one gives head pats these days

gay: anon is 5'4

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Cronq21@reddit

anon jacked off to this after finishing writing it. lowtier larp

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assbeeef@reddit

Says he’s not gay. Then calls himself a twink. 4chinnys are in such denial. He probably got topped by the homeless man outside the chads apartment wishing it was chad.

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