Wave of the future dude, 100% electronic

I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

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novel1389@reddit

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening

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MickeySwank@reddit

Fucking fascist!

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moviequotebotperson@reddit

I’m sorry if your robot is a nympho or whatever

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MickeySwank@reddit

We’re all very fond of her

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thedukeofno@reddit

>I still jerk off manually Of course you do, dude.

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davster39@reddit

Those rich fucks this whole fucking thing

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imnotaloony@reddit

It will suck your cock for a thousand dollars

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ONLYallcaps@reddit

That’s marvellous!

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ReactiveCypress@reddit

A natural, zesty enterprise

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ONLYallcaps@reddit

Must be exhausting.

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HermiticHubris@reddit

It's all part of your sick sex-robot thing.

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JeanWhopper@reddit

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

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Acceptable_Tear4292@reddit

His AI has been commended as being highly vaginal.....

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MrPeepers1986@reddit

I still jerk off manually.

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LGranite@reddit

The brain is the largest erogenous zone

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Puzzled_Credit_3640@reddit

That’s just like… your opinion man…

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itsagasgasgas@reddit

On you maybe

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choopie-chup-chup@reddit

The word itself makes some men feel uncomfortable...Vaginatron

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Bob_Majerle@reddit

Yup can definitely confirm

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MisterMajorMinor7@reddit

He’s crackin’.

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Pseudonymble@reddit

Stay outta my quiet beach community, Lebowski! **Stay outta Malibu, deadbeat!**

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jpopimpin777@reddit

Keep your ugly, goldbrickin', ass out of my beach community.

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MickeySwank@reddit

Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town, you don’t draw shit.

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Laxku@reddit

Jackie Treehorn also draws a dude holding his Johnson.

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MickeySwank@reddit

Whaddaya need that for Dude?

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callmekizzle@reddit

Jesus.

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brandon3388@reddit

you said it man

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Speculawyer@reddit

You mean coitus?

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organized_slime@reddit

This would work over at r/brandnewsentence

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Nice_Improvement2536@reddit

What is this your fucking friend with a cleft asshole?

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cletus1986@reddit

Our fuckin troubles are over, dude.

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fnuggles@reddit

Zesty

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Reppate@reddit

He drives trains?

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Havingerta@reddit

Did Wolowitz not take the robot arm as a lesson? Or maybe he did.

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5319Camarote@reddit

What, no picture? Jeez…

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Suspicious-Earth-648@reddit

I hope the robot has a cleft asshole

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Less-Economics-3273@reddit

It's true, standards have fallen.

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Disastrous_Belt_7556@reddit

What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he?

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JCVD-88@reddit

Elon Musk

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Astro_gamer_caver@reddit

"You want to remove the chance of her falling in love and fucking? And the answer to your real question- you bet she can fuck." ![gif](giphy|3o7TKWLjRnH6yH9avK)

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FlyOnnTheWall@reddit

Just another guy treating objects like women in Malibu... fucking amateurs...

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Worth_Character2168@reddit

He has to pay $100

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