These cool dudes were hilarious back in the day.

It was such a shock when I finally watched the music video and realized that song, which had been on the radio a few times back in the day, had been a Sifl & Olly jam all along.

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Hemightbegiant@reddit

I'm gonna be the next Canadian Dracula. https://youtu.be/WwoSQpsNg3E?si=c7AdzEtzo_rH9xie

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Hemightbegiant@reddit

https://youtu.be/IiTjrpfssY0?si=sbDvdceF5bdgj-Eq

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DRZARNAK@reddit

I would pay SO much money for a decent quality copy of this show

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SteveEcks@reddit

I feel like the shit quality is half the appeal

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DRZARNAK@reddit

I just want it to look as good when broadcast. Most of the YouTube clips are garbled messes

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SteveEcks@reddit

Yeah analog signals and digital streaming don't mix well.

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Kiloburn@reddit

Who does the prostitutes laundry?

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gachamyte@reddit

They were not cool. They were Cres.

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PreciousRoi@reddit

Super cres at best.

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Knitchick82@reddit (OP)

Cres FRESH

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gachamyte@reddit

Crescent Fresh.

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TroyBinSea@reddit

Calls Calls Calls… Calls from the Public!

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PreciousRoi@reddit

OK, so watching the puppet get bitched in the head by the phone was peak comedy for stoned 20-something monkeys.

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Creative-Tomatillo@reddit

ROCK! 🪨

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droid_mike@reddit

What do Fiona Apple and Led Zeppelin have in common? Absolutely nothing! Why would you even think that???

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PreciousRoi@reddit

KEEP BJORK'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

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taylortherebel@reddit

i can still hear this entire song!

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nikitasenorita@reddit

No one gets how funny this is to me

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WhatsMyInitiative87@reddit

I yell this out randomly at work every few months. So far only 1 coworker has gotten it lol.

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Creative-Tomatillo@reddit

I feel like this show was a fever dream. I remember it so vividly and 99% of my friends my age (44) do not remember it at all!

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jakemg@reddit

I’m 43 and remember watching Sifl and silly as well as things like Sealab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force around the same time.

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Creative-Tomatillo@reddit

Aqua Teen Hunger Force was amazing. It was just so ridiculous.

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Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4@reddit

Handbanana raping Carl

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MoveYourBigToe29@reddit

That episode lives rent free in my head at all times. “You. Tonight.”

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pragmaticweirdo@reddit

I hate you! I can’t get to comment that!

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Creative-Tomatillo@reddit

😂

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strycco@reddit

lol my favorite character on this show was Precious Roy

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PreciousRoi@reddit

THE PEOPLE DOWN AT THE BANK CALL ME MARTY!

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RedditGotSoulDoubt@reddit

Team Chester

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SteveEcks@reddit

I can't stop moving my head... Or my eyes will fall out

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AFetaWorseThanDeath@reddit

🎶Precious Roy Precious Roy Maaakin' lotsa suckers Outta girls and boys! 🎶 At least once a day for the last 25ish years my brain spits this out

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SteveEcks@reddit

*SUCKERS!*

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Lobotomeister@reddit

Where's my antifreeze?

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I_Lick_Your_Butt@reddit

Nothing beats the Sasquatch feeder

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ArcadeKingpin@reddit

Gotta get some pirate cripplers

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amayain@reddit

I always hear a Ron Paul commercial advertising gold on the radio and think that it sounds like previous roy.

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Character-Solution-7@reddit

Chicken flavored air conditioning

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Invisi-cat@reddit

Buy my, Potato-Powered Pants….SUCKERS!

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Ordinary-Drop-6152@reddit

Suckers!

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Gitanochild@reddit

Buy my dead dogs!

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djcobol@reddit

The people at the bank call me Marty!

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SteveEcks@reddit

Caller, go ahead. "Ummm hi. My kids, they put waffles in the VCR and now it doesn't work." Oh did you... Did you push eject? Did you rewind it? "Yeah I tried that." Did you... Unplug it, and plug it back in. "Oh uh... Let me see... Yeah, that didn't work." Hmmm. Well, did you push 'play'? "No, I'll give it a tr- *WHOA* This is like... This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. It's like.... Dancing girls"

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carnivalbill@reddit

This was always one of my favorite shows

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PlaceboRoshambo@reddit

Mine too!! I just looked and you can actually buy it on Apple TV.

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TenuouslyTenacious@reddit

Oh good, my bootleg dvds from eBay from like, 2007 weren’t holding up all that great 😂

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JumboThornton@reddit

DVDs? I recorded this show onto a VHS tape and still have it.

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gorilla-ointment@reddit

https://archive.org/details/sifl-olly-complete

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Cornball73@reddit

You are going to heaven, kid.

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conjurdubs@reddit

bless your heart

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amayain@reddit

I wonder if we bought them from the same guy because I'm pretty sure my DVDs came from ebay around 2005

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TenuouslyTenacious@reddit

Thin cases, seasons 1-3, sleeves look photocopied with like, Curlz MT font?

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amayain@reddit

haha yep!

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gorilla-ointment@reddit

https://archive.org/details/sifl-olly-complete

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gorilla-ointment@reddit

Check this out: https://archive.org/details/sifl-olly-complete

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ArcadeKingpin@reddit

This show and a bottle of Robitussin were the best part of high school.

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UMRKqc@reddit

Same! Nobody ever knows when I'm taking about when I mention it.

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SteveEcks@reddit

Hey Chester, do you exercise? "Does chasing the ice cream truck count?" Bro, what do you do when you catch the ice cream truck? "What do you mean?" Like, you chase it, but do you ever get any ice cream? "Wait .... Those things have ice cream too?!?" Yeah, dude, it's called an ice cream truck. "Ok.......... Can I go now?"

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NDaDome@reddit

I don't mind you coming here. Wasting all my time. (Time)!! https://youtu.be/nFckc7QDCI4?feature=shared

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ObedMain35fart@reddit

They still are, but used to be, too

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Zealousideal-Till839@reddit

It's crazy to think MTV actually aired shows like this at one point.

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Gliese2@reddit

This, several cartoons, and AMPED

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cleffawna@reddit

I used to stay up sooo late in middle school. When I watched it, it aired at like 2 or 3 am.

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Smgth@reddit

I had to stay up late in college to watch it 😬

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conjurdubs@reddit

same

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Smgth@reddit

Paging u/PreciousRoi

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PreciousRoi@reddit

You guys are SUCKERS!

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Smgth@reddit

And I didn’t even have to stay up till 2am for it!

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Dan_k_funk@reddit

Cresh and fresh

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Smgth@reddit

Paging /u/Precious_Roi

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joshj34@reddit

You're my numba one baby for gravy

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pastelmonsters@reddit

Crescent Fresh

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gilligan1050@reddit

I’m bringing this saying back. Let’s go.

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joshj34@reddit

That's so cress

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rootoo@reddit

Hella cress

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Volunteer-Magic@reddit

He Is Not Cre Scent Fresh. His Whole Life’s A Mess

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orkash@reddit

used crsent fresh for so blong. every once in a while it still comes out

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djcobol@reddit

Super cres at best.

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JonAmonster@reddit

yeah, whatever

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Unique-Moment-8199@reddit

Then up comes Zaphron and I'm like 'yo, Zaphron, what's up?' and he's like 'nothin' and I'm like 'thats cool'

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bmotmfb@reddit

Thank God for Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/6Jub05dvpbF4Im83NqMCUg?si=pIEbn--yT9uDS6Ls3YFG8A

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omnesilere@reddit

So I'm shooting dice on the corner and officer Leroy comes up and says, "I thought I told you.." "YEAH WHATEVER!"

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AntisocialAnnie@reddit

This is my United States of whateva!!

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PlaceboRoshambo@reddit

I went down to the beach and saw kiki, she was all like 'ewhhhh' and i'm like whatever!

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mollyjwink@reddit

Stealth!

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I_Lick_Your_Butt@reddit

"Every cigarette is a smoke signal beckoning the angel of death!"

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dacelikethefish@reddit

Anyone remember how to get to Llama Shool?

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TenuouslyTenacious@reddit

First you go to Pico.

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lostmy10yearaccount@reddit

Pico to Colorado?

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kellysuepoo@reddit

Take Colorado to Las Palmas?

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dacelikethefish@reddit

That how you get to Llama School!

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InspectorThink4538@reddit

Llamaschool is my gamertag.

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OKStormknight@reddit

FORGOT I WAS A NINJA, MUTHAFUKKA!!!!!

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cleffawna@reddit

I can jump from roof to roof, and give my friends free cable ... it's badass

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I_Lick_Your_Butt@reddit

"What? A ninja? Awesome, it's a party."

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Timotron@reddit

Chester was cool as shit

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bmotmfb@reddit

The fake blood bit where they suddenly change into Axl Rose and Slash? Scream-out-loud funny.

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WentBrokeBuyingCoins@reddit

Pirate cripplers! Suckers!

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starrlitestarrbrite@reddit

[Prostitute Laundry!!!!](https://youtu.be/K8Hn11aPZyM?si=icTg7jc2msiblHGT)

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E23R0@reddit

Great. The theme song will be in my head all day now

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nikitasenorita@reddit

ROCK

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Solintari@reddit

I forgot about these guys. Jesus, no wonder we are all so weird.

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nikitasenorita@reddit

No lie

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sawpony@reddit

I may be a pimp, but I ain’t washing no clothes…

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nikitasenorita@reddit

Cuz they got kinda stains that I can’t underSTAAAAAND

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rattledaddy@reddit

Prostitute’s laundry…

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XDariaMorgendorferX@reddit

I'm tired of their garter belts and their panty hose…

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EdwardRoivas@reddit

I might be they pimp, but I ain’t washing they clothes

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nikitasenorita@reddit

Omg I loved Sifl and Ollie! The Precious Roy Sasquatch Feeder?! The prostitute laundry song?! Lol

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IForgotThePassIUsed@reddit

🎵I kissed a girl named Tina And she kissed a guy named Jake I kissed a girl named Tina And her tongue tastes just like Steak 🎵

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infinitewowbagger42@reddit

My oldest is an Ollie, and while pregnant with my youngest I kept telling my mother I was naming the baby Sifl. She was not amused.

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Scobus3@reddit

My cat was a Sifl. Mostly cuz he looked like him

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Ok_Bike_369@reddit

Thats awesome lol😂

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ABetterVersionofYou@reddit

It's ok, Cindy's a hostess, she's a-ok, she's the mostest

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djcobol@reddit

SHE’S D.O.A.

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TheSamsonFitzgerald@reddit

God I loved this show. The infinity pool was one of my favorite things Precious Roy sold. Suckers!!!

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omnesilere@reddit

I put in the chlorine chuknow n I check the pH an I put in more an more an more n I don't got no more money I realize this penche thing is bottomless!... Penche! You know penche!

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ATuxedoCatNamedLuigi@reddit

Every few years my older sister will call me out of the blue and hit me with “my hands are sticky…” So dumb. Love it.

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omnesilere@reddit

That was the very first line I saw flipping though the channels in middle school. I was instantly hooked! Best show in my entire life.

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snart-fiffer@reddit

WONDER SHOWZEN! For some reason my brain said this even though it’s not correct.

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Telecommie@reddit

Folks involved in the shoes crossed paths - ran in similar circles. To this day, wonders how zen quotes run through my head all the time. And that’s where they stay, because if you let those out around normal people … not good. PATIENCE!

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omnesilere@reddit

Patience, patience, patience, patience, patience, patience, patience, patience, patience, patience, patience, patience, patience...

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SparkDBowles@reddit

Very similar vibe.

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snuggleswithdemons@reddit

Fake blood!

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seattlegwendo@reddit

Rocks me like the real thing!

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omnesilere@reddit

And if you were the real thing... You'd rock me moooaaaarrrreee

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WhiskyStandard@reddit

So pour it on!

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dacelikethefish@reddit

...like it's the real thing, yeah.

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Writeforwhiskey@reddit

Memory unlocked.

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omnesilere@reddit

YES! This is hands down MY FAVORITE show of ALL TIME!!! It's the only show I can quote regularly. I started to record them on VHS on my lil sisters combo TV with built in VCR at like 1 or 2 am and this was middle school for me. Absolute peak television! So crescent fresh!!!

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MoveYourBigToe29@reddit

The United States of Whatever is an actual banger.

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Mrs_Cupcupboard@reddit

Lol I've only seen one clip on YouTube and it's Omega. Which is just scary.

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Routine-Argument485@reddit

I LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!!!!!

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zellaann@reddit

This is why I love reddit. I can't find people who appreciate Sifl & Olly in real life!

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Onahsakenra@reddit

Chester loves bubbles!! 🫧 💕🫧

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Puzzleheaded-Wash737@reddit

Chester for evah

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jumboweiners@reddit

That’s how you get to llama school

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thunder_jam@reddit

So, Battery, tell me about your voltage

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pastelbutcherknife@reddit

With Chester!!

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howelltight@reddit

My name's Chachi Longbow...

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Embarrassed-Hat7218@reddit

Dude. I just showed the Elf Hotel bit to my four year old only yesterday. She was NOT IMPRESSED. Murderous son of a whore.

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Knitchick82@reddit (OP)

😂😂😂

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conjurdubs@reddit

"your my number 1 baby. for gravy"

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Violet_QTip@reddit

I loved this show. I used to set my alarm to watch it in the middle of the night. “Nothing says ‘do me’ like a set of pearly white teeth!”

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Saboo15@reddit

OMG! Memory unlocked. I loved this show.

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Remarkable-Wishbone7@reddit

Bobby Turkalino

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iHateTheStuffYouLike@reddit

We're sorry, Dolores, Your turtle is dead. You don't have to go to school, So just stay in bed. We knew that you loved him, It's easy to tell. We want to make a belt buckle out of his shell.

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Knitchick82@reddit (OP)

Goddammit I forgot that I knew this until just now!

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tymcc80@reddit

"More gravy, Cinderella?"

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perpetual__ghost@reddit

What’s your least favorite emotion? Chester: …Itchy.

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Vyse128@reddit

I have laser eyes is my favorite song

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DiscordianStooge@reddit

My Threads bio is that I'm the second Canadian Dracula.

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dacelikethefish@reddit

You're not Canadian.

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DiscordianStooge@reddit

I'm not Dracula either.

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GarlicAftershave@reddit

^^^^^fnord

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epcot_1982@reddit

Woah, you just scared me like the real thing

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gorilla-ointment@reddit

I’m the Tooth Fairy. Just gimme your damn teeth, ok? And then I’m gonna go. Ok? No, I think you’ll have to talk to my lawyer. No, you’ll have to talk to MY lawyer.

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boneso@reddit

I belong here

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notthoughtfulname@reddit

Take Colorado to Las Palmas…

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Dr_Girlfriend_81@reddit

I had Lasik done a couple of months back, and as soon as I was done with the procedure, I played "I'm So Curious (Laser Eyes)" (and sang along like a loon) for my surgical team. I blame the Valium. I was floored when I heard "United States of Whatever" on the new Scott Pilgrim show.

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crescentfreshprince@reddit

Love this show as you can tell from my username!

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Knitchick82@reddit (OP)

The true OG! 🙇‍♂️

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remingtonds@reddit

I think about wicker condoms often.

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wagashi@reddit

Bubbles...

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Fuzzy-Visit-7453@reddit

ROCK!

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lavendermenaced@reddit

My favorite episode is where they ask the public what other artist bjork could be compared to and then they flip out and get mad, saying she can’t be compared to anyone else. “Bjork is off limits” lol

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suspicious_hyperlink@reddit

This is a show worth bringing back

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blacklab@reddit

That’s how you get to llama school!

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AccomplishedJump3428@reddit

i loved chester

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myg0tFrankRizzo@reddit

Where's chester?

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Occultist_chesty@reddit

I loved them!!!

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drunkinnmunky@reddit

This is my United States of Whatever.

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Telecommie@reddit

FYI, Liam Lynch was one of the first graduates of a music school chartered by Paul McCartney. Worked with him some.

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Reasonable_Movie_977@reddit

That’s show is awesome

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Telecommie@reddit

Great job! Er, wrong tangent.

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Forestghostsgalore@reddit

Calls calls calls calls from the public calls calls calls calls ✨DOINK✨

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cambajamba@reddit

Chester how do you know he plays pool?

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gumogoatsucker@reddit

I dunno. He's always talking about 8 balls.

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tersegirl@reddit

“Calls calls calls, calls from the public, calls calls calls…calls.” *bonk*

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BackmarkerLife@reddit

This is one of my ringtones. "Rock" from the main theme is for a few of my friends message notification

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OverGas3958@reddit

Oh my god I loved that show

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seattlegwendo@reddit

I've got laser eyes!

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Telecommie@reddit

I know just what you’re thinking.

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dacelikethefish@reddit

It comes as no surprise!

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zzzarkt@reddit

The Christmas lights are blinking!

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B_Reele@reddit

I'm so curious, I'm so curious

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Telecommie@reddit

I’m so curious, and I’ve got laser eyes!

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VodkaKevin@reddit

One of my fave pet names for my SO to this day is "My Number one baby, for gravy!"

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ATXKLIPHURD@reddit

Sock puppet parody on YouTube!

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Senior_Ad282@reddit

Loved them here. https://youtu.be/a2YzAZHdCh4?si=gEyd-aQ2kT0mMC89

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Luna_Soma@reddit

This post is super cres.

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Qwake75@reddit

Whatevah!

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ProjectFoxx@reddit

"I went down to the beach and saw Kiki. And she was all like 'Ewwww' and I'm like ye whateva!" I was actually thinking about posting something about Sifl and Ollie earlier when I saw another post about skit shows. Great minds think alike.

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SparkDBowles@reddit

I smell like the earth…. I’m an earth child.

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AndroidNumber137@reddit

When I got LASIK I announced it to my friends with [this video](https://youtu.be/AJWSu9M4ffQ?si=MuujtaeNKTc5M_XH).

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UptightSinclair@reddit

I don’t know what Caesar thought when he got to the Ides of March I don’t know what Houdini bought when he went to the store But I sure do miss the ‘80s (CLONING INTENSIFIES)

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dmtthclsd1981@reddit

not a day goes by that i don’t think of my two acid trip bffs from my teenage years. i used to eat lsd and just giggle like an idiot while watching vhs recordings of this show. i’d record this shit on my grandmas vcr cause she had cable and then i’d have myself a marathon. calls from the public and rock facts were some other highlights of this fine show.

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interpolactic@reddit

“Tastes like cheap lotion!”

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ABetterVersionofYou@reddit

Chester FTW

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SomethingAvid@reddit

Legendary

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AlloyPlum@reddit

🎶 Tangerine, I got cereal in my pocket. Tangerine, picture of you in my locket girl. 🎶 Chester's song is always in my head. Along with BYOB Kenobi and the bicentennial condor.

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Decabet@reddit

All my friends say Im wearing sandals...but I know I'm not

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Specific-Pollution68@reddit

Fake Blood!

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droid_mike@reddit

This is a true lost classic show! It's so sad that it disappeared without a trace and only a few of us remember it at all. It was so brilliant! I showed my daughter the Star Wars episode, and we were laughing for hours. "I'm BYOB Kenobi and have come in the Bicentennial Condor to save you!" ROFL! There is a user on reddit named BYOBKenobi, so there are at least a few of us still around.

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Sevenswansaswimming8@reddit

Chester was THE BEST

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droid_mike@reddit

he he he he... what?

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Jets237@reddit

ROCK!!!

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idonemadeitawkward@reddit

"Why do they call you 'Sifl'?" "You'll find out in a couple weeks"

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AFetaWorseThanDeath@reddit

Seriously considered making some fake accounts just to upvotes this several more times 👍👍👍

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thispartyrules@reddit

My book report is on the book The Haunted Spaceship by Matthew Lindsay. It's about two kids who find a crashed spaceship and when they go in they find the spaceship is filled with dead alien ghosts. They learn how to fly the spaceship and they invite all their friends and they learn how to DJ and they throw all these kick ass raves in the spaceship

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