Apparently having a snack while squeezing one out is a thing.

I worked several fast food jobs in high school, 'cos that was the thing back in the 80s. That meant I had to clean bathrooms. Men's bathrooms tended to be slightly dirtier overall than women's rooms. Men sometimes "spray" or "dribble" when they pee, and men seem to get their jollies by dropping a huge turd and not flushing. However, if you were going to find some fucked up bullshit it was *always* in the ladies' room. ALWAYS. Used tampons left on the floor or toilet tank. "Jennifer is a whore" written on the walls in poo, or in blood (via the dirty tampon). One perfectly good high-heel shoe in the trashcan. When I worked for KFC, finding chicken bones in the women's room was an almost-daily occurrence. I was always confused by 4-5 bones together, as if someone took their whole meal and ate it while sitting on the toilet. WHY?????