OK, weird but serious question....

I once had to crawl under some older obese ladies’ desk to plug some new equipment in. It was part of a large wall-to-wall desk system that had filing cabinets in front of it, so it was almost cavelike and there was some crawling involved to reach the outlet. The entire area under her desk was full of bits of rotten food, rancid ranch dressing stains and old shoes that looked like they had been there for a good while. What’s worse is she boxed me in by pulling back into her seating area while I was down there and kicked her shoes off. The smell coming off that woman was something I’ll never forget. The smell and filth were bad, the feeling of entrapment was worse. I dry heaved a bit.