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Lunch for work

Posted by CelebrationGlad7289@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 229 comments

It’s grapes, apples, oatmeal, salmon, french fries, boiled, eggs, crackers, cheese, peanut butter, and bread

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blonde-bandit@reddit

![gif](giphy|ftdB6XY9fSYdxBTm3w)
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

it’s semi cooked
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blonde-bandit@reddit

I’m sorry, I hope you didn’t get sick, but it looks like a chicken breast partially put through a blender. You must have knew what you were in for posting it here. Not a nice treatment for a cut of salmon.
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frickingben@reddit

thank you for posting this, it's the essence of this sub
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

Literally and ppl get mad when they see real shitty food that other ppl actually enjoy.
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Doc_Hollywood@reddit

You have a cool attitude. Your reasoning behind this doesn’t matter to me, whether I think it’s gross or not. Seems like you have some very practical life perspective.
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Knappsterbot@reddit

This isn't practical
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Doc_Hollywood@reddit

For you, no, but what’s practical for you doesn’t have to be practical for everyone else. Does it feed and nourish OP? Yes. Is OP correct in saying that after chewing it ends up like this anyways? Yes. The definition of practical is 1. “of or concerned with the actual doing or use of something rather than with theory and ideas.” The use of food is sustenance and regardless, this does it. Whether or not it tastes good, makes sense to someone else, or looks appetizing, has no bearing on its practicality. Life is “open solution,” there are many ways to approach any life situation. If this works for OP, and they enjoy it, it’s practical to them because the use and purpose are achieved.
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Knappsterbot@reddit

Eating undercooked salmon mashed into a paste with random other foods isn't practical. He's doing more work to create this pile of dog vomit and making it taste worse.
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Doc_Hollywood@reddit

Salmon can be served rare and medium rare, as long as it is handled properly, so this isn’t undercooked. If mashing food together wasn’t practical, then casseroles and crock pot recipes wouldn’t be a thing. This is just gross to a lot of you, that’s fine, but saying it isn’t practical, just means you aren’t actually applying the definition of practical. YOU think this tastes like dog vomit, fine. I think black licorice tastes like dog vomit. I also hate sea urchin. I grew up on fried, canned salmon patties with ketchup, my grandparents were poor and it was what we could afford. Most people hate that. There’s still a lot of people who like both licorice and sea urchin. OP said that they like the taste of it. It also looks like it is likely made from leftovers or just prepping each ingredient ahead of time and then dumped it into a container. You’re just making a lot of rude assumptions. 🤷🏼‍♀️ And to what end? Is it helpful or constructive? Not really. Just overly negative and rude.
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Knappsterbot@reddit

Do you think this guy is handling raw meat properly
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Doc_Hollywood@reddit

People who make casseroles do? So who fucking knows? That’s exactly what we call, an assumption.
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AnalBabu@reddit

I’m not sure what you expected if you know anything about this sub. yes it’s for shitty food but whether you enjoy your meals or not, objectively it sounds and looks like a bunch of shit mushed together which makes most want to vomit. I understand some comments may take the criticism too far but they’re mostly trying to be funny
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SaltyDamnHam@reddit

This is fucking nauseating
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

it just looks like that idk y
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Jude_Austin@reddit

How doth thou eat upon thee?
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lookatmynickname@reddit

What the hell with your English, man?
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Jakevader2@reddit

We could say the same for you. At least buddy has proper sentence structure.
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lookatmynickname@reddit

Do you how some problems?
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fuzzycaterpillar123@reddit

Homie baby bird’d theyself. Prechewing does not save time!
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Nitroapes@reddit

.... is that not what meal prep is?
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AnalBabu@reddit

no trust me, it’s nauseating. you may be able to stomach that but that does not make it okay
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Rekt4dead@reddit

Because you intentionally mixed it up and made it look like it is in the pictures?? lol what are you saying.
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TheCrazyWolfy@reddit

Such full of shit you already admitted you did that to it.
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

i admitted to mixing. why it looks nauseating? idk y
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DasSassyPantzen@reddit

Because it looks like moldy vomit, that’s why. You *do* know that you’re the one who posted in a sub called shittyfoodporn, right?
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Internal-Direct@reddit

are u dumb
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FurElise009@reddit

Why would you mix it all together though? All the components for a perfect lunch and you choose to create this. Seriously?
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

bc i only have a 15 min lunch
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ReadingSad3238@reddit

Then why waste time mix? Stab food insert mouth much faster
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

bc it’s easier mixed together. i mix it before i go to work
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NicJitsu@reddit

You should know that you're gross. It's okay though, it's something you can change if you'd rather people not perceive you as gross.
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

If u believe I’m gross that’s okay. I don’t care how I’m perceived, I will continue to eat how I like
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Chris_338@reddit

You did not eat that
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Important_Height7357@reddit

You’re sick. You enjoy consuming your food like a sick mental patient. Time constraint has nothing to do with it, you’re the type of man that will put anything between two slices of bread and call it a meal. I know what you are.
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Sakiaba@reddit

I just assumed that this was a troll post. People actually do this?
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alittleschmidt@reddit

"I know what you are" lmfao. He's an irredeemable villain for doing this
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Kysman95@reddit

> I don't care how I'm percieved That exactly is the problem
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NicJitsu@reddit

Okay grossie.
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Chiopista@reddit

I mean, I had a roommate that did the same thing with their food. I always thought it was the grossest thing, but they always said they “eat to live, not live to eat”.
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OhIsMyName@reddit

Your roommate is going through a journey of enlightenment akin to that of Buddha himself. Don't disturb his attempt to escape the samsara.
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YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15@reddit

An unappealing and depressing outlook. Tasty food can be very beneficial to your mental health imo
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YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15@reddit

Bruy that's fuckin gross, no two ways about it lol. Make a fuckin sandwich ir something like a normal person jfc
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sadahgreen@reddit

How is it easier??? You’re eating the same amount of food regardless ??!??!!!!!
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Ok_Bad_4855@reddit

Spoken like Maurice Chavez from VCPR: Youre a fuckin goblin. Please continue tell me more.
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canadiandude321@reddit

????
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MPD1987@reddit

Why eat one food when many food solve hunger
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realbigsquish@reddit

few word do trick
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the_real_nicky@reddit

You're my favourite type of redditor lol, getting downvoted to hell but rolling with the punches and never backing down. Only cowards delete their comments. I support your disgusting food habits.
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Mikediabolical@reddit

![gif](giphy|wEExlpGGr8WuO3gkKc|downsized)
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Knappsterbot@reddit

Do all of your coworkers eat vomit? I have a 30 min lunch and I'm always finished eating in 15 minutes, 10 if it's a premade eat cold sort of thing like what your poop box started as.
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LaminatingTheSauce@reddit

![gif](giphy|7Jq6ufAgpblcm0Ih2z)
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ketchupandliqour69@reddit

So you mixed it up and took a picture to post it here for fun. Got it.
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wildgoldchai@reddit

Yep. It’s rage bait.
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ketchupandliqour69@reddit

Has to be
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schwah@reddit

Jesus H Christ
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ItalnStalln@reddit

What's the h short for?
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StaceyPfan@reddit

Howard "Howard (hallowed) be thy name"
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ItalnStalln@reddit

Christ is born Christ is risen Christ will come at tennn!🎶
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bigbazookah@reddit

Hamas
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naveeyuh@reddit

Heckin’
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YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15@reddit

Did a heckin crucifictiion on myself yesterday, 2/10 don't recommend.
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ItalnStalln@reddit

Not 0/10 so I guess at least the view was nice?
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Acewasalwaysanoption@reddit

Hyuck
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hottentots@reddit

Hardon.
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dafda72@reddit

Harold.
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rafedbadru@reddit

Henry
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patrello@reddit

As someone who hasn’t gone on their lunch break yet, this looks good af
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BadSausageFactory@reddit

I'm not saying people make stuff just to post on this sub but I'm really wondering about this
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Bolf-Ramshield@reddit

People definitely do. I always feel like these subs should ban such content and only allow pictures from restaurants/social network. It’s easy (and usually obvious) to create an abomination, take a picture of it and label it "My colleague’s daily lunch" to get reactions.
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Pleasant-Target7659@reddit

I might unsub over this. I don’t want to open up Reddit and immediately get sick
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FloppyEel@reddit

I'm sorry that you purchased boxed vomit for lunch
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Low-Ideal-9025@reddit

You didn't eat that
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Low-Ideal-9025@reddit

Chilled monkey brains
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Hopeful_Lobster5290@reddit

Mmmmm slop
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BaddBunneyy@reddit

![gif](giphy|URz4t5yilgVYLf26RU|downsized)
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Apsalar@reddit

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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Mikediabolical@reddit

Plot twist: OP is actually a sow and these are the leftovers from the farmers dinner that have been dumped into their trough.
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Rosalie1778@reddit

That combo sounds horrifying. I'm calling Cap. There is no way you ate that, let alone take it out in public. I mean, 15 minutes is enough time to eat them separately, so why tf you made this monstrosity is beyond me.
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Chris_338@reddit

Aint no way you wasted all that food just for fake internet points
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

that’s why it’s not fake
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OhhLongDongson@reddit

Waiting for the vids of OP eating this slop
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LaminatingTheSauce@reddit

![gif](giphy|V6e0kch9OgUbph9jBB|downsized) You stink!
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kurinevair666@reddit

Now you have to marry your mother-in-law.
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Dazzling_Ad_8726@reddit

That's not the flex you think it is
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kae232323@reddit

Reported
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CassaCassa@reddit

I don't know what's on the top right but it looks like a roach who put that in your food 😂😂
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acidtrippinpanda@reddit

Thanks I’ve just eaten and nearly lost my own lunch
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_jangofett_@reddit

Did you add Salmon? I can’t find it on the packaging
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scorpions411@reddit

No. I refuse to believe this. This is rage bait.
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img_of_a_hero@reddit

Did you throw raw salmon into a Starbucks box?
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

it’s semi raw i cooked it for 2 m
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Beneficial-Bit-8059@reddit

This has to be fake?!?!?!? Why only 2 mins? Are you mentally ok?
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

i also store it in the fridge so it’s fine
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kurinevair666@reddit

That doesn't equal safe to eat raw
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

it’s not. only 2 bc i like it better and it’s okay to eat completely raw
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BAMspek@reddit

Not necessarily. Unless it’s sushi grade you probably got worms dude. I have a short lunch too but I take something cohesive that I can eat quickly. Like a bomb sandwich or some chicken and broccoli. You emptied out your fridge with no thought and are pretending it’s good. It’s not.
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img_of_a_hero@reddit

I hope you can learn to treat yourself well.
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QueenCobra91@reddit

please tell me its salmon and not raw pork
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peepoMilkies@reddit

This is peak r/shittyfoodporn I can't remotely tell what it is without any outside information but I do know it is edible. Finally some good content (food).
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whatisevenleft@reddit

Why is there salmon? The box doesn’t list that.
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negativepositiv@reddit

I feel like they just cleaned all the leftovers out of the fridge, scraped the containers into this container, took a pic, posted, "Lunch for work" and threw it away. It gives me "untrustworthy pop tarts" vibes.
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Away_Needleworker6@reddit

All that and theres only 22g protein? In a "high protein" meal…
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akuzin@reddit

It's not anything close to what's in the description
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andre613@reddit

did you like... eat it last night and just puked it back up the starbucks container this morning?
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Psych0matt@reddit

I don’t see anything remotely eggs or cheddar Or anything else in your description.
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MyCatHasCats@reddit

My egg and cheese boxes look nothing like that 💀💀
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asistolee@reddit

Did you eat it and then regurgitate it back into the container? Seems like a lot of work..
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Disney_Princess137@reddit

Can you list what’s actually in there ? Seen all the comments, and I won’t be rude. It just looks a bit unappetizing so it’s causing an uproar. But If it makes you happy, do you. I’m just wondering what everything is in there.
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

I listed everything inside. I didn’t think it would cause an uproar because it’s a shitty food page. It does make me happy and I do enjoy it. Thank you!
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Disney_Princess137@reddit

I didn’t see the list anywhere, that’s why I’m asking you.
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

Oh, I’m sorry. It’s grapes, apples, oatmeal, salmon, french fries, boiled eggs, cheese, peanut butter, and bread.
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Tacosofinjustice@reddit

Yea you clearly made that up and mixed it around to make a slop and post it on here for clout. Get out of here.
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Disney_Princess137@reddit

At oatmeal ! And French fries! Now it makes more sense. I did see how you said salmon was in there. If it makes you happy, rock on.
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clarabear10123@reddit

People aren’t upset that you mixed food, it’s *what you mixed together*. Peanut butter and *salmon*?? With everything else?? Why?? Make paella or stir fry or a curry or something ffs
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MoirasPurpleOrb@reddit

I refuse to believe this was done seriously, and instead was just for this sub
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

i do actually eat this and please try not to be too rude. i will share another picture tmw to prove i eat like this daily. thank you for all the kind comments!
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braddad425@reddit

You're definitely getting roasted for this. But hey...if you actually eat like this, and enjoy it...then whatever, do your thing homie
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Knappsterbot@reddit

Feels like encouraging an eating disorder
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

I understand why but I’ll continue to just do me! Thank you!
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bc33swiby@reddit

Fair question, do you not have teeth? Bone, apple, tea either way.
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twinkieinthabutt@reddit

Death.
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BarrieBadman@reddit

I'll never understand why people do these disgusting things for imaginary points on Reddit.
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mandee024@reddit

That’s for sure a piece of raw chicken
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Fun_Veterinarian_290@reddit

I've been there before.... I'm so sorry whatever you ate made you sick and you threw it back up
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Seygem@reddit

Ah, the vomit platter.
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Idftll@reddit

stamppot?:0
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Interesting_Edge_805@reddit

That's disgusting! I rather go hungry.
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winterfate10@reddit

I awesr to grod everyone that posts here runs their shit through a blender beforehand
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Ihaterice2723@reddit

r/shitfromabutt
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Sad-Structure2364@reddit

More r/stupidfood than shittyfoodporn
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G--Darling@reddit

Is there an r/ijustvomitted because that's what it looks like
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TheSiren341@reddit

There's /r/shitfromabutt
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wildgoldchai@reddit

More like stupid OP because it’s clearly rage bait
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InsertRadnamehere@reddit

Yeah. For sure.
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MangoCandy@reddit

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a piece of salmon look like it was fucking paste before. The fuck did you do to that poor piece of salmon?
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Wonderful-Hall-7929@reddit

That looks like something my dog puked!
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NagyonMeleg@reddit

OP are you a farm animal?
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LaminatingTheSauce@reddit

Yep, he's 100% pig. ![gif](giphy|l41Ys1fQky5raqvMQ)
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KaXiaM@reddit

Looks like my dog’s vomit. She sometimes eats it, too!
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LaminatingTheSauce@reddit

I thought it looked like someone puked some raw salmon! ![gif](giphy|TgKDmGO9NrNqg37bgE|downsized)
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camelz4@reddit

Honestly looks like human vomit :/
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Itrieddamnit@reddit

They couldn’t choose one, so they chose all.
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Obscurethings@reddit

This looks like my dog's vomit. I can't distinguish the individual ingredients.
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Beretta116@reddit

Captain Price had better food in the Gulag.
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nougatobekiddingme@reddit

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe) My reaction after reading OPs comments attempting to justify this monstrosity for the sake of time management 🥲
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ImaginaryNourishment@reddit

Somebody ate your lunch and didn't like it so put it back in the box
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stead10@reddit

“boiled, eggs” 🤔
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chromechinchillas@reddit

Why. Why is it those things and in one place.
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Effet_Pygmalion@reddit

I love this sub
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unoriginal-loser@reddit

You mean that isn't raw chicken?
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AfterYam9164@reddit

So THAT'S how composting works....
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Momdoingmomthings@reddit

WHY IS IT PINK AM I MISSING SOMETHING
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ShartyPossum@reddit

Nah, man, that's vomit.
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InsertRadnamehere@reddit

Did you eat it first then vomit it into the container? Looks awful. And the idea of apples, grapes, salmon, cheese, eggs and peanut butter makes me nauseous. I love all those things separately. But together that sounds like poop.
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

but when u eat them separately they all are in the same place together
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InsertRadnamehere@reddit

Sure. But I chew and taste them separately. … mixed together like this, it’s a pile of glop. Which doesn’t seem pleasant to me.
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JustaNormalpersonig@reddit

resident evil 7 food
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dasfonzie@reddit

Looks like raw chicken
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Inner_Inspection640@reddit

What the protein box actually looks like: [Starbucks](https://images.app.goo.gl/YfvmXBTXEY5F7KSs5)
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ScratchyMarston18@reddit

Did you run it over?
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Alivethroughempathy@reddit

I thought it was mashed up raw chicken
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Khris777@reddit

I'm sorry, but it looks like someone else puked into someone's puke.
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BeefLightning78@reddit

Bruh...that looks way less appetizing than a prison spread from the commissary.
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rosyposy86@reddit

Looks like raw chicken and stuffing.
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SpiritusAudinos@reddit

🤢
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rem_1984@reddit

Jesus Christ!! I’m okay with food touching since it all ends up in the same place, but this is putrid. If you ate actual baby food purée it would be better, that’s what you’re got anyway
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StrikingBarracuda581@reddit

Did someone get sick and that was the only container they could find? It's clear they could not make to a sink or restroom of some sort.
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bashful_predator@reddit

Alright, I'll ask; This or Eowyn's stew?
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m_c_re@reddit

This is exactly what it looks like when you clean out a badly neglected dishwasher filter. Ew
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PeaceInternational62@reddit

Diarrhea ?
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Taric25@reddit

I thought this sub was for shitty food, not vomit.
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en_zymes@reddit

Buying pre packages eggs lmao
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Capturing_Emotions@reddit

Bruh
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LinaValentina@reddit

This is food texture hell You’re really out here mixing oatmeal, boiled eggs, and salmon together?! Among other awful things too???!
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Futt-Buckerr@reddit

Pre digested. My favorite.
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shotuhhh@reddit

I am genuinely impressed that a human ate this. I’m sorry but that’s as nice as I can be about this lmao
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Gold_Experience_632@reddit

Poopfromabutt
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NotAReal_Doctor@reddit

It could be a portal to another dimension. Try to reach into it.
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Important_Height7357@reddit

I’m unable to identify any of the listed ingredients in the pictures of this concoction
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YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15@reddit

I reckon I could patch my roof with that shit and it'd hold for decades. Nice work 8/10
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HappyKadaver666@reddit

So you added some extra fish and shit to a Starbucks Eggs & Chedder Protein Box? I guess that’s marginally better than if you just dumped all of this random shit in an old empty Protein Box.
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StoneyRocksInMySocks@reddit

I hope that taste a hell of a lot better than it looks.
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teyegurspoon@reddit

you’re the coworker that blows up the bathroom
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DaveyDumplings@reddit

Have a little self respect.
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DemonGoddes@reddit

Omg that looks like raw chicken...
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Zehn39@reddit

“Hey chef, what’s for lunch?” SLOP, SLIME!
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DirtDickTheDastardly@reddit

wait the white shit... ceramic tile??? something that you once called eggs? packing peanuts?
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No_Station_4476@reddit

Some people are just straight up fucked
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DirtDickTheDastardly@reddit

salmon scalloped potatoes apples and violent unrelenting god fearing dehydrating diarrhea? like the one from oregon trail?
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discopeachy@reddit

What did you do to it it does not come like that what even HAPPENED BRO lmaoooo
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fuckthisshitimdoneee@reddit

Straight to jail
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athenafreestyle@reddit

probably the most fitting post on this sub. you won
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1u___u1zZz@reddit

I thought this was r/moldyinteresting for a sec
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Dry_Ask7327@reddit

I thought it was r/foodsafety
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Cliohhhh@reddit

I’m all for recycling, but last weeks lunches is taking it too far
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Beneficial-Bit-8059@reddit

This a compost worm showing his lunch
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HomerStillSippen@reddit

That’s fucking vile, starting off the new year strong in this subreddit I guess.
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cupsofambition@reddit

Wtf?
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Thekelseyjay@reddit

This should be illegal.
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lickmybrian@reddit

Did your mom pre-chew it for you?
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onionleekdude@reddit

Wet insulation
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cleanmachine2244@reddit

I thought this was a map for a land in a video game.
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BreaBrea6188@reddit

Ew.
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royalBlueroses@reddit

Is this after you regurgitated it?
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LemonsAndAvocados@reddit

😡
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Monica_Hills@reddit

Wtf
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Dull-Possibility1695@reddit

Why does it look like fish?
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stickytuna@reddit

Did you throw up in it?
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DaphneManners@reddit

What in the world?
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rowrowfightthepandas@reddit

Bro made nutraloaf
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ToastedInsanity@reddit

Ew
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Lylat_System@reddit

I've seen those packages but with normal bits of food in it. Did you.....Did you smash them all together with your hands?
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krystlships@reddit

This went bad a long time ago and you're fucking with us
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Memeingthedream@reddit

Oh man... That swipe to the next pic and seeing that it's pre packaged makes this so much worse ![gif](giphy|xT9DPJVjlYHwWsZRxm)
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Bob_Barker4ever@reddit

I read that you mixed it up. What is the stuff that looks like raw ground chicken?
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Low-Educator-7669@reddit

HAHAHA now THATS fucking vile 😂😭😭
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dealinghealing@reddit

So ypu mean to tell me that's NOT salmon?!?!?!?
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oversizedturtlewigs@reddit

Looks a bit under cooked
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DogNamedFloppy@reddit

I saw that refried beans with corn thing the other day (it kinda looked like poop) and I was like yeah I wanna eat that. But fuck this shit.
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shitheadshertz@reddit

This lunch probably sent you home too huh
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Number1Barooista@reddit

The forbidden protein box
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DadJokeBadJoke@reddit

They had to empty the kitchen dustpan into something
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CelebrationGlad7289@reddit (OP)

I make it because I’m bulking
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oliveoilcrisis@reddit

You know it doesn’t have to be like this, right?
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kirbert20@reddit

Who hurt you?
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MarsupialAdvanced305@reddit

😲🤯🤮
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PugGrumbles@reddit

Lord Jesus, please wash this grossness from my eyes.
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