Gogglebox’s Mary mentions sperm napping, what is that?

Posted by KtRedHen@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 13 comments

After watching the Christmas edition of gogglebox Mary aka Nutty mentions sperm napping after watching Love Actually, stating ”all secretaries are doing it” - what is it? Never heard the term, and Google was no help at all.

Reply to Post

13 Comments

[-]

bornleverpuller85@reddit

Taking the used condom, getting the context out and shoving the baby batter into your oven

[-]

sharktiger1@reddit

Batter?

[-]

kwaklog@reddit

I had to read this a few times... So it's like kid-napping the guy's sperm to get yourself pregnant?

[-]

Jonography@reddit

It makes sense now. I thought it was to do with putting sperm to sleep.

[-]

DelosHR@reddit

Choking the Bishop in the Dignitas loos...

[-]

bornleverpuller85@reddit

Sorry frigging autocorrect but you've got the idea

[-]

KtRedHen@reddit (OP)

Thanks for explaining. That’s completely new to me!

[-]

blakerton-@reddit

She's after me gametes!

[-]

Aggravating-Tower317@reddit

sounds like an uncommon saying she just said to sound cool.

[-]

aezy01@reddit

Sleeping with the fishes?

[-]

Ok-Tomorrow-7158@reddit

Aka Breaking and Bukakkeing

[-]

johnhughthom@reddit

I assumed she meant getting pregnant to steal a married man.

[-]

KtRedHen@reddit (OP)

Wouldn’t that just be an affair though? Although I don’t know young people terminology anymore, lol