People who have a name with poor connotations - how is it? Have you considered changing it?

Back in the Neolithic, I worked at a concession in Debenhams for a few months straight after leaving art college. It was unrelentingly dull, especially in the run up to Christmas when we opened late nights. Some days we were stuck there for 12 hours - listening to the same 90 minute cassette of Christmas songs by Slade etc on repeat ALL DAY EVERY DAY. They actually threatened us with the sack because initially we kept swapping it for whatever I could borrow from my mate who ran the Virgin record concession, apparently Van Halen, Siouxsie, The Jam etc weren't appreciated by the orange -faced harridans on the nearby make up and perfume department. We retaliated with a campaign of purile fuckery. We used to mess about for hours dreaming up the most stupid / offensive names / urban slang and double entendres we could think of. Then we got mates from other departments to ring the offices and request that they were announced over the tannoy. So Mrs Wendy House had to go somewhere to be reunited with her kids on one occasion. We worked out that some of the office staff weren't confident about speaking over the tannoy, so we deliberately chose awkward names knowing that they would use the initial. So Mr Philippe Nice became "Would Mr P. Nice come up to the lingerie department where his wife is waiting for him." Maria Warner and Roland Tuckett made an appearance as well amongst many more.