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This is a 10/10 chippy tea, change my mind

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This is a 10/10 chippy tea, change my mind

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ynwestrope@reddit

Why do British people insist on chips being soft? If a fried potato doesn't crunch, what's even the point?
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arnber420@reddit

I genuinely don’t understand UK chips. They always look cold and soggy. I see a bunch of British Chinese takeaway videos on TikTok, and for some reason they always order chips, and the chips are always stuck together in a block and look freezing cold. I just don’t get the appeal
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BludSwamps@reddit

So intensely wrong, if you ever come here try some! They’re good!
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MaxPayneful@reddit

Looking cold doesn’t mean they’re actually cold. Also, it’s an undisputed fact here that Chinese shop chips are sub par. You get your chips from the Chippy, then grab whatever else at the Chinese - that’s the order.
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Its_Cmac@reddit

I'm from the UK and I don't understand it. The chip shop chips here are stodgy and just horrible. I've never understood the appeal. I'd want them cooked way longer and at a way higher temp. Those fuckers need to CRUNCH!
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TenebriRS@reddit

have you never had fish and chip shop chips from england? they are wonderful best chips ever
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Dogekaliber@reddit

Over 200 years of stealing spices from other countries and all they use is salt on their “chips” (I’m saying “chips” because I’m American) what a waste.
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NOTRANAHAN@reddit

Do you not see the pot of curry sauce. Also do you complain at italians when a pasta doesn't have spices in it?
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Dogekaliber@reddit

Pasta sauce contains the herbs & spices (I work in a pizza place don’t worry I know). I don’t see any curry in this photo… I see a wannabe poutine on a bun.
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NOTRANAHAN@reddit

Pasta sauces in italy rarely contain spices. Take the examples bolognese, carbonara, amatriciana, arrabbiata; which are some of the most popular italian pasta sauces. Bolognese has 0 herbs or spices, carbonara has 0 herbs or spices, amatriciana has 0 herbs or spices, arrabbiata has 1 spice - chilli - and 0 herbs. The thing that you are trying to ignore is that many of the finest cuisines in the world are based on "simple ingredients" (in italy its often cheese, meat, olive oil, sometimes garlic). Herbs and spices are just ingredients, they are not essential in anything. Even in this photo there is curry sauce, which is normally made with ingredients such as cumin, coriander, ginger, etc. And "I work in a pizza place don't worry I know" about pasta is pretty funny.
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Dogekaliber@reddit

Haha, laugh all you want. I’ve made and seen a lot of different pizzas and pastas. Not using herbs and spices is a injustice to our short lives on this rock. Yes- simple is good when you want to be simple. But without extravagance every once in a while makes Jack a dull boy.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

“But no extravagance every once in a while makes Jack a dull boy” And that is why we have 12,000 Indian restaurants, 7000 Chinese restaurants, 4000 Italian restaurants, 2500 Japanese restaurants, around 3500+ fried chicken places, a surge in Caribbean restaurants over the past decade, 2000 Thai restaurants and countless other foreign food establishments.
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Dogekaliber@reddit

![gif](giphy|AsPt2c48NiQLn9g7Pw)
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MaxPayneful@reddit

From what I’ve seen, there aren’t any other comments that point out the abundance of foreign restaurants in the UK. Whether it’s a dead horse or not, you’re still ignorant.
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Dogekaliber@reddit

You just gotta keep going don’t ya? ![gif](giphy|Av4FyOuwx2f2Jxcfib|downsized)
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MaxPayneful@reddit

I spin you right round baby right round.
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NOTRANAHAN@reddit

My god you really are serious. Go to italy please I beg of you. You need to understand how food actually works
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Dogekaliber@reddit

I’m headed to Japan next year but I’ll see about deals to Italy.
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VoreEconomics@reddit

Japan also manages amazing food with simple ingredients, plenty of dishes there wont have spices in
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paolellagram@reddit

what the hell do you think oregano thyme basil marjoram and rosemary are?
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MaxPayneful@reddit

Please never enter a kitchen. Would like to add, that us Brits use all of these herbs with many meals.
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NOTRANAHAN@reddit

Herbs. Perhaps I should name some italian pasta dishes and how many of them contain any of those ingredients? Bolognese - 0. Carbonara - 0. Amatriciana - 0. Cacio e pepe- 0. Arrabbiata - 0. Spaghetti allo scoglio - 0. Pesto - 1 (big win for you there). Ravioli - 0. Sorrentina - 0. Need I continue? Simple ingredients can make just as effective and delicious a meal as one with herbs and spices.
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paolellagram@reddit

i misread and thought you said herbs and spices in your first comment…. but i guess apart from that point almost all of the dishes you listed contain the ingredients i listed as well as spices. bolognese often has basil and thmye. carbonara very often has black pepper. cacio e pepe well its in the name. arrabiata has basil. pesto youre so gracious. ravioli are we just listing pasta shapes theres dozens of different fillings? also often has nutmeg basil oregano. sorrentina often has basil.
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NOTRANAHAN@reddit

There is no fucking way you are counting black pepper. If you count that brits put "spices" on everything. And no, some chefs may put herbs in some of these dishes but all of them have a classical recipe that does not contain any of the herbs listed. I may have cheated and when u didn't list a specific herb I didn't count it but the point is that simple ingredients can make a dish just as good as a dish with many herbs and spices in.
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paolellagram@reddit

i mean we agree on the same major point that was derailed by me misreading your first comment… but to say that all chefs have a classical recipe without those herbs is an insane statement as so many of those recipes use tons of different things that can be substituted in and out and any real italian chef is gonna default to their moms as the “classical” recipe.
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NOTRANAHAN@reddit

Them being the recipes not the chefs...
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paolellagram@reddit

if you think there are universal classical recipes for italian food you are brutally unaware of italian culture lmao
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MaxPayneful@reddit

This is such a weird thing to have a gripe over. They’re chips pal, not a chilli, why do you need spices on them? I’d like to add as well that I’ve been to the US, and when I’ve been there, any time I ordered fries, they all came with salt, so I’m not sure what your point is. Chips are plain and hardy, they don’t really need to be seasoned outside of salt & vinegar, and if you’ve got a decent selection of sauces.
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Dogekaliber@reddit

![gif](giphy|wSU1U3h1PFFsc)
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MaxPayneful@reddit

That’s a good episode of South Park that one. I need to watch OG SP again some time.
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Dogekaliber@reddit

![gif](giphy|KkH4AdCYrK78IjKtmi)
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perpendiculator@reddit

Lol, what? Most places don’t usually put anything other than salt on their version of fries/chips. American fries, salt. European style frites, salt. British chips, salt and maybe vinegar. Not counting condiments, because we obviously have those in the UK too, and you can literally see an example of one in the picture above.
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Dogekaliber@reddit

![gif](giphy|oaZk0WNSO7fXi) Nothing you said is new.
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TenebriRS@reddit

you are saying chips, because thats correct
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Dogekaliber@reddit

Haven’t tried malt vinegar on fries- I’ll get back to you on this in a few days
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ynwestrope@reddit

Years ago. Not crunchy enough.
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PseudobrilliantGuy@reddit

They do have crisps.
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arnber420@reddit

That’s not the same. Have you never had a hot crispy french fry? It far surpasses the sad soggy chips in this picture
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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

They are two different things, both are good. French fries are very common in the UK, as are chip shop chips, because both are good. Have you ever had chip shop chips?
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PseudobrilliantGuy@reddit

I have. They're okay.
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Ben1992Ben@reddit

Yes we get both in the uk so we can actually compare
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BludSwamps@reddit

It goes back hundreds of years to when the landed gentry and aristocracy were allowed to enjoy crunchy chips.
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wizardonachicken@reddit

4/10 maybe. All slopped all over the fucking show
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northrupthebandgeek@reddit

You call this "chippy tea", yet I don't see any tea.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

Tea is sometimes used in place of ‘dinner’ or ‘supper’ when we’re referring to our evening meals.
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northrupthebandgeek@reddit

I'm sure if Americans started calling dinner "Coke" folks would be downright befuddled.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

It’s referring to the time it’s eaten at, rather than the content of what’s being consumed - here’s a [wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_(meal)) lol. If you give that Wiki a read you’ll see why Americans calling dinner Coke all of sudden would be befuddling haha.
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northrupthebandgeek@reddit

That article says that the drink itself is part of the meal called "tea" (hence the meal being called "tea"), which brings us full circle: where's the tea? ;)
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MaxPayneful@reddit

I should’ve probably pointed you to the Evening High Tea section. Once you’ve read that, it’ll clear things up.
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northrupthebandgeek@reddit

> In *The Cambridge Social History of Britain, 1750–1950*, **high tea is defined thus**: > > > the central feature was the extension of a meal based predominantly on bread, butter **and tea** by the inclusion of some kind of fish or meat usually cooked in a frying pan.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

Yes, but right before that: “High tea typically consists of a savoury dish (either something hot, or cold cuts of meat such as ham salad), followed by cakes and bread, butter and jam.” It doesn’t necessarily need a drink. The term has become a blanket term, as mentioned at the start of the Wiki.
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Stunning-Rock3539@reddit

Moooshy peas lad k’mon
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Pitiful_Chef5879@reddit

Please someone explain wtf I am looking at and where it comes from.
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Joshgg13@reddit

Fish, chips, mushy peas, curry sauce. UK. Idk why people are being so critical honestly. "It looks like vomit" yeah, so does chili con carne, spaghetti bolognese, or really any meat in a brown/red sauce. Actually try it and it tastes amazing
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torgomada@reddit

are the chips supposed to be that limp?
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Shmoopy65@reddit

It might taste great but mushy peas might be the most unappetizing name for a food I’ve heard
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distortedsymbol@reddit

have you heard of sloppy joe
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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

Or spotted dick. A dessert that sounds like an STD.
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StaceyPfan@reddit

Toad in the hole
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wombatchew@reddit

Faggots with gravy
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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

You need to mark this NSFW
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badmancatcher@reddit

My husband after a 4-some (we're gay).
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VoreEconomics@reddit

why the fuck are you eating such big filling meals after a orgy that just gonna make u sick my orgies always got finger food, its way better
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badmancatcher@reddit

The food and the nickname are unrelated. Honestly, just a coincidence. Just cucumber sticks, celery and a drink for us!
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lubeinatube@reddit

Brits have some wild names for food. Fancy a chips Batty do yeh?
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Former_Bandicoot_769@reddit

Chip butty, friend. Cos the bread is buttered.
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lubeinatube@reddit

TIL! Thank you. Only ever heard the term on Gordon Ramsay videos
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Former_Bandicoot_769@reddit

That man does talk like he's shouting around an entire scotch egg.
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Woodstovia@reddit

Now let's go out for a big plate of Grits! A couple of Sloppy Joes! Then ma will bake us a MEATLOAF, with some Chicken Bog and a Hoppin John, my friend whipped up a fluffernutter and a polish boy to wash it down along with an extra hot Garbage Plate, my friend from Carolina is gonna bring the Livermush, a guy from Maine is bringing his famous Boiled Dinner and on the side I have a spoonbread
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PM_ME_STEAM_CODES__@reddit

garbage plate mention
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Shmoopy65@reddit

Mushy peas is worse than all of those except garbage plate and liver mush imo. It’s all based on culture and what you’re used to
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legenduu@reddit

No not really lol
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Shmoopy65@reddit

Arguing about something subjective is pointless lmfao
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Losingstruggle@reddit

Lol it’s just English dal
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SCVerde@reddit

Is the curry on the bread? *confused American sounds*
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cade360@reddit

Yes. That's the part that OP got wrong. They've made a chip roll and drowned it with curry sauce. Normally you get a pot of curry sauce to dip in.
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TesticleezzNuts@reddit

The username suits you 😂
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product_of_boredom@reddit

Huh, this is like a full meal right there. I thought you guys just ate light snacks at tea time, not like, a whole second lunch.
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bassistciaran@reddit

Tea is British for dinner, I believe dinner means lunch, and I think breakfast is just tea. Theres a split between tea/dinner vernacular which runs along the north/south divide.
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product_of_boredom@reddit

Interesting. There's actually a weird split in north America too. So I'm used to breakfast (small/optional morning meal), then lunch (medium sized midday meal) and dinner (larger evening meal) But there are places in the southern US, and I think Canada too, where what they call dinner is what I would call lunch, and the evening meal is "supper."
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bassistciaran@reddit

So I heard someone from rural Ireland do the very same breakfast-dinner-supper thing, which was what brought my attention to it going on in the UK. Based on what I've gathered from other comments, its a rural/urban divide thing. The people I know in Ireland are from the rural West, the North is considered the more rural/working class part of England and as I understand it, the southern US is the same. Tea is just a beverage though, anything other definition is just confusing, cmon people.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

Well, the Irish aren’t British/from the UK, unless they’re in Northern Ireland - the rest is the Republic. And unfortunately for you, tea is interchangeable here man, especially with our older generations lol.
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Letrabottle@reddit

Ireland may not be UK, but until they move their island they will continue to be British. Ireland is still one of the British islands.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

Geographically? Yes. Culturally? No. You’ll have a hard time in the Republic if you genuinely believe the Irish people are British.
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Letrabottle@reddit

This gives "Brexit means that the UK isn't part of Europe anymore" vibes. If they want to leave, they better start moving their land.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

I’m not sure where you’re getting that from, as I already made note of the fact that geographically, they’re still within the Isles. Geographically, we are still in Europe, yes, but we left the EU (European Union), I’m well aware of that. My point is that they have a different culture and way of life, so our proximity is irrelevant.
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Letrabottle@reddit

Ireland is one of the British islands. Idk what's hard to understand about that.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

Nothing, in fact, I think it’s you who’s having some trouble here. What you’re saying to me, is something I’ve already agreed with and addressed - you just can’t seem to separate physical placement, from cultural ways of life. Just because we’re within the same Isles, doesn’t mean our cultures or quirks are inherently the same.
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Letrabottle@reddit

I never said anything about culture. Irish are British because Ireland is part of Britain. Brazil isn't part of the USA, but Brazilians are Americans. Taiwan isn't part of the PRC, but Taiwanese are Chinese because Taiwan is China.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

Well, I did mention culture, because that has more merit to it in regards to defining the Irish people than their geography. We’ll have to agree to disagree, because both of us are arguing in circles and I’m sure you’ve got better things to do. Here’s what an Irishman has to say in response to your comment: “Simple, I was born in the Republic of Ireland and live in Dublin and I am not entitled to a British passport. I did not get a vote in the Brexit referendum and I will not be leaving the EU if or when Britain exits. The British army is not the army of my country. The BBC is not an official broadcaster in the Republic of Ireland and the British government does not represent me. Nothing is ever simple and the concept of “Britain” and “British” is about the most complex you can come upon. The UK used to be known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and is now know as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. However using the term “Great Britain” can refer to the island of Great Britain just as the use of the term Ireland refers to that second big island, Ireland. The real issue is that the terms Britain and British and United Kingdom are interchanged incorrectly as one can refer to a geographical location, the British isles, which includes the islands of Great Britain, Ireland, the Isle of Man, the Isle of Skye, the Isle of Wight etc… whereas the United Kingdom refers to a political grouping. Interestingly enough the status of the Isle of Man as British but not in the United Kingdom is aslo an interesting debate. It is acceptable for people to be called Welsh or Scottish or English and British as well. It is acceptable to call people Irish and British if they live in Northern Ireland as it is part of the UK. But south of the border, in the Republic of Ireland, it is not normally acceptable to call people British unless they claim British ancestry. Or course I am ignoring genetics and peoples and tribes migrations as this open another whole can of worms. Suffice it to say I, and most people living in the Republic of Ireland, do not identify with being British and would normally find the term insulting.”
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Letrabottle@reddit

Gotcha, Irish people don't understand geography.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

Brilliant. Nothing like winning an argument by ignoring the points presented. Have a good day mate 😊
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Letrabottle@reddit

There's no argument here, I'm stating a fact, and you're bringing up unrelated stuff.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

So am I. The Irish in the ROI don’t consider themselves British. That’s a fact. What I brought isn’t irrelevant, it’s integral to the point I’m making - your oversimplification of it all is irrelevant.
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Letrabottle@reddit

I already said that I agree with you and understand that Irish people lack basic geographic knowledge.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

The same way American citizens don’t understand complex geopolitical issues. Anyway, I said let’s agree to disagree, and I’ll be moving on from this, it’s a futile argument.
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Letrabottle@reddit

There's no disagreement, we both agreed that Ireland is a British island but Irish people disagree with geographical fact out of nationalism.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

Fair enough, but the disagreement is mostly on my end, as I stand by their sentiment - even as an Englishman.
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bassistciaran@reddit

Mate, I'm from Dublin...
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MaxPayneful@reddit

To be honest, it was hard to pick up on that. I honestly read this from the point of view of an American tourist haha - my bad.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

Dinner doesn’t mean lunch lol. Dinner is always for your evening meal - we also say supper.
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godgoo@reddit

Yes, in the south lunch means lunch and dinner means dinner. We also sometimes use tea for dinner too but never dinner to mean lunch, that one hurts my head a bit. What the person above is like referring to is what I would call 'afternoon tea' which involves literal tea or coffee, finger sandwiches, and scones.
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langsamlourd@reddit

And "scone" rhymes with "don" instead of "phone?" I wasn't aware of that until Paul Hollywood sternly insisted that the former is correct, not the USA pronunciation.
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godgoo@reddit

It's 'phone' for me, while we're here it's 'onvelope' for envelope too XD
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Poody81@reddit

This is one of the huge debates in the UK actually mate. People will argue whether it’s Scone as in don (the way I say it), or scone as in phone (the way all of my friends in the Midlands say it). People will happily argue over how to say that and also whether or not the jam or the clotted cream goes onto the scone first 😂
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Esteban_Francois@reddit

Tf is chippy tea?
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NineteenthJester@reddit

UK speak for dinner from the fish and chips place (chippy).
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wombatchew@reddit

\*Northern speak. No one near me in the South East would call it that
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Daggertooth71@reddit

Not bad, but the fish looks a bit overdone to me.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

It’s battered 😅.
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Daggertooth71@reddit

Yes, and it looks like the batter is overcooked to me.
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Light_inc@reddit

Brits are easy to please.
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Twist_Ending03@reddit

The fuck is a "chippy tea"
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DeusVult76@reddit

Why do Brit fries always look soggy as hell
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Dry-Gulch-Slim@reddit

All British food belongs on this sub. Especially their abortion of a breakfast.
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perpendiculator@reddit

Americans that act like full British breakfasts are somehow the weirdest most horrible food ever makes absolutely no sense. Most of the food on the plate Americans commonly eat some variation of for breakfast too. Only ones you don’t are black pudding and baked beans, and neither are particularly weird at all. Blood sausage is common across Europe and much of the Americas, and I shouldn’t have to point out the cuisine of your southern neighbour that so many of you love.
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Dry-Gulch-Slim@reddit

Absolute *classic* Brit being completely oblivious to how bad and strange their food is compared to normal people. Americans might also have sausage and bacon, but it's important to note the superior version of both. Same for hash browns/home fries/potatoes. In fact, a couple eggs are probably the *only* thing Britas do get right. Though you didn't mention them, you won't find giant whole-ass tomatoes or mushrooms on any American breakfast plate. Along with beans, of course, and blood pudding *is* weird as fuck. Plus in your infinite ignorance you miss our on buttermilk biscuits (and gravy) and never seem to have pancakes and waffles on your famous "full" How sad.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

“Normal people”? You say this as if America isn’t an encapsulation of lunacy 😂
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Dry-Gulch-Slim@reddit

Yep, normal people. Aka anyone who knows Brit food is trash. So basically anybody except the Brits.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

You’re acting as if we’re all some monolith. I don’t particularly like an English breakfast, because I find it ridiculous to eat that much greasy food in the morning and I can’t stand tomatoes, baked beans or black pudding (which has dropped in popularity as the generations have gone by) - just give me a bacon sandwich. American food though, is objectively trash - as in, it’s literally bad for you. The phrase ‘junk food’ was coined in America. I love your fast food, don’t get me wrong, but there’s no need to douse everything in grease, sugar, and butter.
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Spiritual_Ask4877@reddit

Let's not act like America is that much better when it comes to breakfast. You lot eat grits...
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reign03@reddit

Grits is a regional thing, concentrated mostly in the south. I'm in California and have never seen grits in person. They may taste all right, but I wouldn't know.
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paolellagram@reddit

grits are great honestly throw in some cheddar bacon and green onion and it hits right
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SunSun1134@reddit

What is it with Brit’s and their undercooked soggy chips !
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Mirzaher@reddit

I just spent five days in London over christmas vacation, and I'd be damned if a single food item blew my mind. It's like british people are afraid of something having too much taste. For example, the sauce I got with my fish and chips on Carnaby Street tasted less than the plain Heinz mayonnaise that was standing on the table. Thank god for ketchup. The weather was good though.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

“British people are afraid of something having too much taste” Britain: *has literally 12,000 Indian food restaurants across the nation*
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knowledgebass@reddit

WTF is a chippy tea?
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hallerz87@reddit

Chippy is where you buy fish n chips. Tea is northerner for dinner. So a chippy tea is dinner from a fish n chip shop.
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MaxPayneful@reddit

Southerners also call dinner tea.
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Calledthewolf@reddit

Those fries are a travesty
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MaxPayneful@reddit

Don’t knock it until you try it. Fish & Chip shop chips (fries) are better than any chip you’ll ever have in your life if you go to the right establishment.
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TheEarl91@reddit

It looks like that top bit of fish has barfed up the mushy peas 10/10 delicious
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lochamonster@reddit

So that’s not guacamole?
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RedditSELLSyourDATUH@reddit

Mashed peas. Brits are a menace to the food world.
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Poody81@reddit

Mushy peas. MUSHY peas!…and they are a fucking delight 🤤 😍
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RedditSELLSyourDATUH@reddit

As I typed mashed peas, I knew something was wrong. Thank you for the correct, ya cunt! 👍
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Poody81@reddit

😂😂 very welcome
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reverick@reddit

Boiled turnips with mashed peas no salt at any point in cooking. A real British meal.
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Poody81@reddit

No one has eaten a turnip in 400 years 😜😂😂😂
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realaddict___@reddit

Nooo I thought it was guacamole also. In America we call mashed peas baby food lmao
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kryonik@reddit

I'm not British and I've never had mashed peas but I love peas so I don't understand the hate.
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nickcash@reddit

peas are fine, but if you've never been eating something otherwise pealess and thought to yourself "this needs some pea wet", that's because you're not british
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Status_Fox_1474@reddit

Mashed peas are ruining everything that’s wonderful about oease
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HextechSlut@reddit

I thought that was gaucomole
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dreadpiratewestley72@reddit

The Brits don't even know how to pronounce guacamole (see Great British Bake off) why would it be in a "chippy tea"?
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Girthy_Coq@reddit

I know what a chippy is but what is a chippy tea?
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thatfuckinjosh@reddit

When you get chippy food for tea
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Girthy_Coq@reddit

"Smacks forehead.* Thanks.
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thatfuckinjosh@reddit

No problem mate 👍
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HextechSlut@reddit

Sorry if I see green paste my brain goes straight to guac
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GummiBerry_Juice@reddit

Just realizing... Are your "chips" in the UK always thick and "mushy"? Those don't look very crispy. They like like old bowling alley fries
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Poody81@reddit

If they are done properly then you get big soggy, clouds of delight, covered in tonnes of salt and vinegar, and if you are lucky then you get the crispy bits from the bottom of that batch, too.
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Status_Flux@reddit

Fish looks great, fries look soggy and sad
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TesticleezzNuts@reddit

Looks fucking gross, which means it will be amazing.
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Poody81@reddit

I live in Abu Dhabi and it’s this that I miss the most (family/friends aside) about being home. In a week’s trip, I will make time for 2 of these bad boys, although I prefer a beef and onion pie, to fish.
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TheRealRigormortal@reddit

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bironic_hero@reddit

I feel like cross posting from UK food is cheating
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Leading_Funny5802@reddit

You can just fold up the paper, put in box and send straight to r/Me in Arizona. I want true Chippy food and mushy peas so bad!
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solluxxullos@reddit

Nah mate stick with Pete's.
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Longjumping_Two_846@reddit

Cos your a real man. I want one of those sweet barbecues I see Yall making on youtube.
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Custardpaws@reddit

Does "chippy tea" mean fried slop on butchers paper?
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Big-Zoo@reddit

Tally ho!
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Dhehjob9-5@reddit

Those fries/chips look so sad
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Longjumping_Two_846@reddit

Proper curry sauce that with little chunks of God knows what in
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Something_kool@reddit

Luvly bit of scran that is
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RedditSELLSyourDATUH@reddit

Those are terrible looking chips/fries.
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MayaMiaMe@reddit

What is the the stuff on the bun? The bottom of the picture.
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SystematicPumps@reddit

Wtf are you even saying
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Koopatrooper64@reddit

9/10. Where's the battered sausage chaser and tartar sauce?
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Buddy-Matt@reddit

Tartar sauce with a chippy tea? Sounds a bit posh that. Battered sausages noticeably lacking though
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Ill_Refrigerator_593@reddit

They're a regional dish, one that my region is sorely lacking.
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RevolutionaryEmu9480@reddit

Why is it that Brits get offended when people say their cuisine is mostly fried beige colored stuff, but every single time I see them post food it’s fried (or sometimes baked) beige colored stuff. This, Yorkshire pudding (which looks like some type of roll), toad in the hole, etc.
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hallerz87@reddit

Because someone describing British cuisine as fried beige stuff is being critical. People tend to get defensive when their culture is criticised.
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RepulsiveLeg9985@reddit

Anyone who has ever had something like this knows it's godly. This isn't shit
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mr_aives@reddit

Wtf is wrong with yous? Those chips look sad as fuck
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Suspicious_Orchid400@reddit

I feel really bad for people who have to eat like that 😭
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DramaOnDisplay@reddit

Y’all have some wonky looking ~~fries~~ chips, but it does look pretty good.
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znipez@reddit

Possibly because we use less ingredients haha. Above is just Potato cooked in oil (usually rapeseed). Salt and vinegar can be added to taste. It's really eye opening to see what additional ingredients are used in the states just to make food look more appealing. Worth checking out some US vs UK comparison videos, some of the same branded products are much healthier in the UK as they are not allowed to add certain ingredients.
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Similar-Tangerine@reddit

It’s got nothing to do with the ingredients my guy, they’re both cut and cooked shittily
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thecashlessclay@reddit

Lmao like we don’t eat fresh cut fries in US. These are just poorly cooked fresh cut fries
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araldor1@reddit

They're chips mate
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znipez@reddit

lol
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MonstercatDavid@reddit

not good presentation but i would eat
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skepticcaucasian@reddit

I dont see any tea.
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Ilytylerthecreator@reddit

it looks disgusting im sorry
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orelsuperfan@reddit

Mushy peas are the only L here
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Eharmz@reddit

Lemme get a taste of that diarrhea sandwich.
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flaming_pubes@reddit

The chips look like cigarettes in an ash tray.
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Last-Rain4329@reddit

im sure its delicious but it does have a very diahrrea puke and blood type vibe going on n everything else is kinda of an even shade of brown, it could really use like, idk,. a single vegetable
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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

There is a single vegetable. It's a chippie tea, it's not meant to be a bastion of health, but even them there us a large portion of peas.
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Last-Rain4329@reddit

im not talking abt health its more that visually there's nothing like fresh looking in the picture which adds to it looking unappetizing, i know there's peas in it but they look like they are being regurgitated by the fried fish
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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

You said there should be a vegetable, while there was a vegetable. Now the problem is the placement of the peas? Fried food doesn't look fresh in the way a salad or steamed veg would, that's just the way it is with deep fried food, particularly in batter or breading.
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Takingashit180923@reddit

Like the peas? Are you actually blind?
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Joshgg13@reddit

Peas are a vegetable. But anyway fish and chips is basically British fast food. Lots of fast food has little to no vegetables in it
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Aggressive-Pay-5670@reddit

I’m all for fish and chips but my god the English food pallet is almost as depressing as their weather.
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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

What is it you find depressing about this? Is it the mushy peas? They don't look the best but are actually much nicer than they look.
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slamdanceswithwolves@reddit

Top 2/3: fuck yes Bottom 1/3: nah
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Many-Run-9093@reddit

Sad beige food for sad beige ppl
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lukewilliam@reddit

Wheres the pattie?
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SenseiGorlock@reddit

Them chips look they have been cooked in sewer water, prob where they found that fish, 10/10 my arse
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il-bosse87@reddit

Not shitty food porn here Just a shitty next day morning dump
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I_Am_Robert_Paulson1@reddit

What is that on the bun at the bottom of the picture?
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ialwaysfalloverfirst@reddit

Chips with curry sauce
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Low-Ideal-9025@reddit

Looks like more of them chips with apple pie filling
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Sir-Nicholas@reddit

It looks great but is that a French fries and gravy sandwich?! That’s a bit weird
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hochbergburger@reddit

Would smash
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boston_nsca@reddit

Smashed P
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AP2112@reddit

Looks fine, nothing special. Proper Black Country orange chips make the rest of the country's chip-shop chips look a bit sad in comparison.
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Sprizys@reddit

All I see is brown
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AppleLightSauce@reddit

I’m sure this tastes great
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BludSwamps@reddit

Fish and chips supremacy
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Slimslade33@reddit

Looks so sad…
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Leopold_CXIX@reddit

What is that green shit in the top left?
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Competitive_Use_6351@reddit

Mushy peas
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baddude1337@reddit

The fish and chips themselves looks good - not sure how to feel about the curry sauce chip butty though.
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Osamabinshaggin69@reddit

I’m in to everything here personally though you need broon sauce or even mayo
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Imyself1137@reddit

To each his own
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eca3617@reddit

Doesn't look pretty, but that meal would slap yer twat off.
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Naruto-Uzumaki1209@reddit

Looks like someone chewed it up and spit/vomited it on the paper
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