Will it fit? | TheaterFire

Stop by the local home depot's plumbing section for a hose clamp or two and some spout sized tubing and a stopcock for the drinking end and you won't have to take your eyes off the road. Win/win!

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dingdingdredgen@reddit

Relax. Don't clench. You'll be fine.

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MacManeEddy@reddit

If you have to ask you don’t have the correct attitude driver. Our forefathers would be ashamed

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SubstanceNo9337@reddit

Our forefathers took a shot to take the edge off the toothpick, cocked the hammer and bit down on the steering wheel 😂

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Beneficial_Bird1814@reddit

If you have you ask you don’t deserve to have a cdl

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Marcus9356@reddit

This shows how much Canadians are getting fucked. 69 dollars for a keg? That fucker is 200 in Canada, if you could even buy it

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Aggravating-Froyo351@reddit

Drink that shit warm and feel the burn!

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12InchPickle@reddit

Doesn’t matter if he’ll fit. You’re obligated to buy this and consume it BEFORE leaving the lot.

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PontoonDood@reddit

>Doesn’t matter if it’ll fit. You’re obligated to buy this and consume it BEFORE leaving the lot. consume it BEFORE leaving the ~~lot.~~ store.

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Awoodbay@reddit

It’s like that place in Amarillo where you get the steak for free if you eat it all but here instead of a steakhouse it’s a loves lol

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mwonch@reddit

I've seen this Fireball joke for a while. No idea what it means. Could someone be kind enough to clue me in?

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WrongfullyIncarnated@reddit

I THINK it’s in reference to a post by a driver who blacked out on fireball wreck his truck and then posted on here like “wtf happened someone stole my truck” or something like that

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morningafterpizza@reddit

That post was a wild ride, one of the few times I was in on something as it was happening lol.

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mwonch@reddit

I really want to see a link to that story. I hate to say it, but that sounds like something somebody just might do.

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NomadTruckerOTR@reddit

It was glorious. Dude was totally convinced someone has driven his truck while he was blacked out drunk in the sleeper

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FlappyJ1979@reddit

One of the best reads in a while. Asking for legal advice about the whole deal was the best part for sure.

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Redsoxdragon@reddit

Just be careful after drinking a couple of liters. Mfers really out there stealing trucks and damaging the undercarriage. You don't want to wake up in a drunk tank because of that asshole

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Is_What_They_Call_Me@reddit

Bring back butt chugging. Something you and your “friend” could perhaps do together, or man up and chug it on your own.

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PrestigiousZucchini9@reddit

I don’t imagine any high-enough-proof-to-be-effective liquor would tickle when applied in such a manner.

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oreotoast@reddit

It’ll fit in the trash bin, where it belongs.

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Why would you need a fridge? You want to drink it all before someone steals your truck and puts it in a ditch. You won’t have access to it after your arrest. They can’t use it as evidence if it’s full of piss.

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