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You are magically transported to 1985 for a day - what’s the first thing you’re doing?

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DoggyGrin@reddit

Definitely going to the mall.
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Haidian-District@reddit

and buying chocolate covered gummy bears
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DoggyGrin@reddit

I was more of a book store girl. Lol. Two stores in each mall!
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jizzmaster-zer0@reddit

same thing as in hot tub time machine - becoming a r
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Away_Coast_2558@reddit

Have you seen the movie Yesterday? It’s about a guy who wakes up to a world where the Beatles never existed. It’s cute-
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jizzmaster-zer0@reddit

no, heard of it though, maybe ill give it watch
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lrp347@reddit

After family, buying the entire Esprit catalog.
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redditwinchester@reddit

ooh, Imma hit the mall and go to Express (much more neon than The Limited)
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lrp347@reddit

But the Limited had the Forenza sweater that you HAD TO HAVE! I’d have been kicked out of my sorority!!
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redditwinchester@reddit

ooh--I remember the Forenza label said it was "athentic"!
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lrp347@reddit

Really! That’s hilarious!!😂
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redditwinchester@reddit

or maybe it was "athentique"? damn, I don't have any left that I can check the labels :)
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Away_Coast_2558@reddit

I loved these sweaters! I had pink v neck and a gray one with round neck
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redditwinchester@reddit

those huge deep v-necks! I had forgotten till I was looking for pics online
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muggins66@reddit

Buying stock in Apple
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spoink74@reddit

I love all these people thinking anyone could buy stock in a day in 1985. I’m not sure this is true.
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Away_Coast_2558@reddit

My plan is to write a check for it purchase and leave it with the broker. It would take at least a full week for it to be processed at the bank… haha- that was the kind of money habits I had- how to float a check was quickly learned.
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rhk_ch@reddit

If you had an existing brokerage account, you could have. Computerized trading was a thing then. My dad was an active investor and would have gotten right on that tip.
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spoink74@reddit

Even today E*trade takes days to settle an executed order. I guess you’d have to figure out what happens to your account when you don’t touch it for 38 years.
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rhk_ch@reddit

That’s the whole point! Buy low, don’t touch, and then buy that plane you’ve always wanted.
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Bitter_Mongoose@reddit

You absolutely could, as long as you had settled funds in your account to purchase the shares with. All it took was a phone call in the morning.
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karen_h@reddit

My store was right next to an Olde Discount Stock location. I used to stop by on my lunch hour sometimes, and make a stock purchase. Dabbled in penny stocks until I learned my lesson 🙄
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CaptainGuyliner2@reddit

Ye Olde Stocke Markete
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therealDrA@reddit

Charles Schwab..then and now, always.
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spoink74@reddit

It takes a while for the order to execute and settle. I guess as long as you don’t touch the account?
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TittyTwistahh@reddit

I could talk to my dad, he’d take care of it
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elspotto@reddit

Did that in the early 90s when it looked like the company was circling the drain. My dad was an engineer there, and I thought I was either helping pay his last paycheck or making a good financial move. I truly wish I had dropped my whole paycheck on that whim. I mean, it’s a chunk of my “retirement” cash, but I could be retired now if I dropped an entire paycheck.
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Thats-Just-My-Face@reddit

In 1990 I had to do a stock investment project in my high school class. We had pick what stocks we’d invest $10k in and track it over the semester. My dad was into the stock market at the time and thought it’d be fun to take real money, and invest it, and I could keep the profits. Being a typical teenage at the time, I was like “meh, whatever.” My “safe” stock was Disney. The other two were this mail order computer company called Dell, and a little company no one in my class had heard of called Adobe.
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TakingSorryUsername@reddit

So you’re a multimillionaire
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spoink74@reddit

A graduate student teacher of mine in 1996 told me that it was not a matter of if, but when Apple would be completely toast. This was just before Steve came back. I should’ve bought the stock. I considered it.
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throw123454321purple@reddit

Remember when Jobs was giving a Keynote and had to introduce Bill Gates to the audience? I think it was when Apple was still PowerPC chips. MS had just invested $100m in Apple to help save it (and to possibly disprove the appearance of any marketplace monopolies).
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spoink74@reddit

I'll never forget it. The optics were awful. Steve was at the podium and Bill loomed overhead on the giant screen.
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CaptainGuyliner2@reddit

"The era of competition between us is over"? Hell of a moment.
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Nopedontcarez@reddit

I tell my wife all the time the single advice I'd give myself back in the 90s was... Buy Apple at $9.
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elspotto@reddit

That’s about the price I paid. Even a relatively few shares I bought have turned into a decent bit of cash after a bunch of stock splits. Heck. The shares I got as part of the employee purchase plan at the beginning of my time there in 2010 have had a good run. There was a 7 for 1 split in 2014 that has done wonders for my account.
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Nopedontcarez@reddit

I worked at McAfee in the 90s and made good money on the stock there. Put a lot into Dell instead of Apple and just made a good return rather than the great one that Apple would have been. If I had just listened to myself instead of my broker at the time, I could have made a killing. Oh well.
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TheBarbarian88@reddit

Oh and this too…
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BoneDaddy1973@reddit

12 year old me needs a lot of serious advice. Holy hell does he ever. So, so much advice, and a hug.
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iamjustsyd@reddit

Lets be honest. Would our younger selves actually listen to us? My teenage self would call me a sellout and tell me to piss off. And not pay attention at all so I'd still make the same mistakes.
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Away_Coast_2558@reddit

Mine would judge me and be pissed off at how much I’ve let myself go. She and I would not be friends.
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Rude-Consideration64@reddit

12 year old me was always on the lookout for messages from the future. I'm sure I'm not the only one who would be unsurprised by a visit from future self. I had even worked out tests to verify if it was me.
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BoneDaddy1973@reddit

I was 12 in ‘85, a lot was happening and about to happen. I could have listened. I could have warned me.
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Dickey2023@reddit

![gif](giphy|hAjbIqA4xeT8CGvMX6) I totally agree..and I would say..You are Okay being You!
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Sweet-Worker607@reddit

Same. And an escape plan.
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GenXist@reddit

15 year old me would've never listened to this old fuck...
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External_Low_7551@reddit

Going to every concert I can
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verstohlen@reddit

I was gonna say, using earplugs at them.
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Whatdoing1967@reddit

Can you repeat that? I couldn't hear you.
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tangledwire@reddit

#I was gonna say, using earplugs at them.
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softsnowfall@reddit

Hahaha. I love this group. It amazes me how happy it makes me to see stuff like this.
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Away_Coast_2558@reddit

Agree! This sub is like the old Reddit where every post was either legitimately teaching something by a qualified person or these witty posts and chains of retorts that keep me laughing and optimistic that there are still plenty of clever people out there.
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Own-Opportunity-8231@reddit

Wait, say again, I had the water running sorry. Lmao I'm so deaf I drive myself nuts with all the what's, pardon me, sorry I'm deaf AF what was that? Thanks music.
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TheVonSolo@reddit

Hold on, let me get my glasses. I can barely read this.
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fadeanddecayed@reddit

You win!
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RockChk71@reddit

Ok just did a spit take all over my phone! ☠️
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1oneaway@reddit

Sure *EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Jos3ph@reddit

Follow Gallagher on tour
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jerrygeisler@reddit

But doncha wanna know how it works?
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ScreenTricky4257@reddit

Springsteen, Madonna...
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81632371@reddit

Way before Nirvana
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Dangerous_Sail_2853@reddit

Exactly what I would do! I would definitely go to Live Aid in Philly.
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Morgen019@reddit

Opening up a retirement acct.
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lost_in_connecticut@reddit

Microsoft & Apple it is.
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Otherwise_Ad2924@reddit

Ahhh bit which apple stock. One will crash the other will skyrocket. Apple had two arms back then dealing with diffrent things.... And the one you think will be the winner wasn't...
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Celistar99@reddit

Divide the money into both. You'll still come out way ahead.
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Away_Coast_2558@reddit

Well, I would have to float a check to even buy stock back then. One of you math whizzes please tell me what $100 in Macintosh or Microsoft shares would be worth today please? If I’m going to fantasize about this more, I’d like some details please.
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Otherwise_Ad2924@reddit

Hopefully you'll of had chance to check the name of the stock becouse it's not called apple :) and your stuck in the 80s with no way to check via Internet and only 24 hours find some money research the name of Macintoshs stock options, hire a broker ect. It's also in very different sectors. This was a thought experiment in college. it always seems easy till you look at the actual logistics.
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Celistar99@reddit

I guess it's doable if you know ahead of time you're going to 1985 and have time to research. Otherwise yeah you'd probably waste the whole time trying to figure out how to invest in Apple.
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BustinMakesMeFeelMeh@reddit

Better off just buying Star Wars toys.
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Otherwise_Ad2924@reddit

Beats the taxonomy part of this
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revchewie@reddit

Microsoft’s IPO isn’t until 1986.
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stromm@reddit

Bill gates was going around to mom and pop computer stores selling investments allocations into Microsoft. I was working part time at one, a dumb 16 year old kid, thought the shirt dork in a sears suit was nuts. So, I didn’t invest. Total dumbasss.
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one-upping-MFer@reddit

Trademark Microsoft then sue Gates
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382Whistles@reddit

There were private stock sales right out of the briefcase shortly before Windows was released to the market if you knew when and where to find Bill.
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fusionsofwonder@reddit

Also Disney.
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tundrabat@reddit

Investing in Apple. Lol
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382Whistles@reddit

I think you want as much MS as you can lay your hands on for 85. Apple can wait a while.
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dingonugget@reddit

This!
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Dickey2023@reddit

![gif](giphy|3oz8xMbKLAkRLHYNgI) "If I could Turn Back Time..I Would have an IRA"
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TheLakeWitch@reddit

I was only 7, but I would too. Or just listen to my mom when she told me to save. Every $ I got from family in a birthday or Christmas card I’d put straight into the bank.
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pit_of_despair666@reddit

Back when people had pensions!
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ArtisticChicFun@reddit

I never had enough extra money to open up retirement or savings accounts, though I am very fortunate to have a pension plan through the state I worked for.. I think it’s hilarious how millennials think we had it so much better than them. When I married my husband was making $135 a week. I have two advanced degrees and worked for 27 years in the same career and my son made more money straight out of college than I did after 27 years.
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HHSquad@reddit

My first thought also
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jsmoo68@reddit

Bloody hell! Truth.
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Dick-Guzinya@reddit

Gonna max it out with Enron and Worldcom. My plan is flawless.
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McSmackthe1st@reddit

Probably the only right answer
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Away_Coast_2558@reddit

Breaking up with that shitty boy I stayed with for 3 fucking years! Or never going out with him in the first place… depends on which day I go back to….
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docmozi@reddit

Hugging my parents one last time
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Up2Eleven@reddit

See Iron Maiden on the World Slavery Tour.
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Any_Pudding_1812@reddit

Rent some videos
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MachineGunTeacher@reddit

Writing down all the post 1990 song lyrics and recording myself singing what parts I can remember. Then learning to play a guitar and claiming all those songs as my own. Guess who wrote Smells Like Teen Spirit? This guy. Guess who wrote Wonderwall? That’s right, this guy.
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Rude-Consideration64@reddit

I'm only stealing songs from assholes.
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MachineGunTeacher@reddit

Sheeeit. I’m stealing everything. Achy Breaky Heart. Who Let the Dogs Out. Hell, I’ll even steal Gangham Style and make English lyrics.
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BustinMakesMeFeelMeh@reddit

But who wrote Girl You Know It’s True?
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kthnxybe@reddit

Ugh 1985 was both too early and too late for what was good in the 1980s
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D4rthcr4nk@reddit

Outside of the obvious stock purchases, I’d make up with my Dad- instead of not talking to him for 35 years- and give my kids a chance at knowing their grandpa.
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hanwookie@reddit

I'm in a similar situation. Can I ask what caused the casm?
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D4rthcr4nk@reddit

He left my mother and lied about his whereabouts while he was re-establishing his new life. I was angry about the divorce itself and the way he handled it…..partly because at one point I ran away to find him and was headed to the wrong coast based on his misinformation.
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hanwookie@reddit

I see. Sounds like a reason to be upset.
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scaredofalligators_@reddit

Hugs to you.
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ekurisona@reddit

preordering a nes
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Overlandtraveler@reddit

Going to the mall!! I'm going to Ferrells for lunch, later an orange Julius, then Contempo Casuals and buying all the clothes my monster never would, then buying some music from Tower records, smoking cigs and getting loaded!! Would be so much fun to go back for a day.
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LovesRainstorms@reddit

Buying Microsoft stock.
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O_U_8_ONE_2@reddit

Tell my high school sweetheart to FO!!!!
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weiknarf@reddit

Write myself a letter
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charliefoxtrot9@reddit

Buying Transformers. There seems to be more to them than a casual glance might notice.
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Armom22@reddit

Go to the skating rink and snap the whip! But much slower than when I was 13!
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nosnevenaes@reddit

going to see the cure and investing in apple
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ThisCorrosion@reddit

I would not invest in Apple at that point, wait for 86 and invest in MS
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nosnevenaes@reddit

Investing $1000 in Apple in 1985 would be worth approximately $1,608,320 today. The same investment in Microsoft in 1986 would be worth about $15,379,748.57 now.
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ThisCorrosion@reddit

Yea they didn’t their groove really until Jobs came back to the helm in 1997 and it still took a few years.
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nosnevenaes@reddit

"If i could turn back time"
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catperson3000@reddit

Calling my grandpa.
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northwesthonkey@reddit

Having sex with my beautiful, lean 17 year old self
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elguereaux@reddit

I’m with Patton Oswalt. I’d kill George Lucas with a shovel. Call me a poindexter all you want. I was too big and wrestle-y to beat the nerd out of then, and we’re all to afraid to hurt more at our age now. Plus we’ve got to work in the AM Star Wars ended with the original expanded universe. The Mandalorian can play too.
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redheadgenx@reddit

Poindexter.
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elguereaux@reddit

Whippersnapper
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redheadgenx@reddit

Tyke
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AfraidtoDraw2021@reddit

Am I the only one thinking "go to NYC and assasinate a real-estate mogul"?
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WillyBChunks@reddit

Bunnyhops and Kickouts 👍🏼
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Pickerington@reddit

Going to find that guys dead wife.
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Adept_Equipment1472@reddit

So many people that are no longer here that I want to go see and hug!!! Also, I would like to advise myself again the perm that I’m going to get the next year. Ugh.
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Pick-Up-Pennies@reddit

Carpe diem my dudes! I'm doing allllll of the things I did that summer allllll over again.
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Whitewolftotem@reddit

Sounds like you had fun! What kind of things?
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Pick-Up-Pennies@reddit

I turned 17 that summer and I had my first tastes of freedom, responsibility, and my own car. I met people and made enough reckless choices that didn't harm me in the long run while being thrilling for that time. I have no regrets.
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Whitewolftotem@reddit

Nice
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Momes2018@reddit

Eating a jello pudding pop!
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TraditionalYard5146@reddit

I loved those but now all I would think of is Bill Cosby
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SummerBirdsong@reddit

I'm still angry and disappointed he turned out to be a piece of shit. I loved his work and he made regular appearances on The Electric Company where I learned a big chunk of reading. It feels like betrayal.
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voixdelion@reddit

This whole branch of conversation proves that just because he was personally flawed, even egregiously so, it doesn't take the positive things away from the good work he did. The man did a lot with his talents that benefitted a lot of people, and that doesn't change because he also did things that damaged others with the power that afforded him. No more than the good he did takes away from the damage he caused... A person's deeds are no less good or evil by the measure of their other deeds. Each act is one unto itself with its own consequence. If we decide all good things anyone does are erased by those things we don't like, we are doomed to disappointment in everyone, and the idea that anyone can atone is folly. There have surely been many great things done by horrible people, and horrible acts committed by good folks all the time. No one is perfect, so what advantage is there to measuring a deed by the doer? Easy Reader and Dr. Huxtable and many others are his contributions to the world. The value of those is not diminished by Cosby's failings as a man. We don't read less well because of them. What if Superman only saved people because he was actually as narcissistic as Homelander but we just never know that?
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procrastimom@reddit

I memorized so many of his original comedy albums, that I feel torn when I remember them: Here’s Noah, working in his shop: “Voopa-voopa-voopa” “Ding!” “Who’s that?” “It’s the Lord, Noah…”
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SummerBirdsong@reddit

Chocolate cake for breakfast? Hmm, milk, flour, eggs.... CHOCOLATE CAKE!
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RaeAhNa@reddit

🎵 Dad is great! He give us some chocolate cake! 🎵
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PlasticPanda4429@reddit

That little ice ring on the bottom of the pop...so good.
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BloodyWellGood@reddit

Omg yes
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Stinkydadman@reddit

Yes!!!
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bash76@reddit

Pleading with myself to not pluck my eyebrows.
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stronghikerwannabe@reddit

SAAAAAME!!!! I am still paying the price...
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alkaidkoolaid@reddit

Agreed. I have since microbladed my sad eyebrows and it is the best investment i ever made.
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Whitewolftotem@reddit

Have a long talk with young me. Things at home were already bad, but they were about to get worse in 86. I think I handled it all pretty well in the end ( maybe not so great during) but I could sorely have used some guidance then and in the years after. Life ended up pretty good (now) but it took a long, roundabout way to get there and I could maybe have been ok sooner, or tried things I didn't have the confidence to do, but now know I totally could have done. On the other hand, being in a specific place at a specific time brought my husband into my life and I wouldn't trade him for anything. I can directly trace the events that brought me there over quite a few years, so idk- maybe meeting him is one of those things that took a particular life path. But yeah, all hell was about to break loose in 85. It makes me sad and kind of melancholy to think of what was coming for young me. I didn't bow down to that shit, so there is that.
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Room4Jlo@reddit

Buying that 60K, 4 bedroom house in the neighborhood I grew up in.
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veratek@reddit

Going to the arcade!
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catharsis69@reddit

Investing in 🍎
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stereoroid@reddit

Buying shares in Microsoft & others. MSFT went from about 6 cents to around $380 today.
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nineteenthly@reddit

Telling myself to transition and ignore the fundies.
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thanatosau@reddit

Getting a quarter pounder with cheese in a Styrofoam contained for 50c. They just tasted better back then somehow.
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kimjongev@reddit

And the fries made in beef tallow!
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Whitewolftotem@reddit

Definitely way better!
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Gitxsan@reddit

Loading up on O-Pee-Chee hockey cards
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Little_Storm_9938@reddit

Not take that last hit of acid, or take more, or take Valium. Just not do what I did.
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AnyDamnThingWillDo@reddit

Don't smoke that joint you stupid fucker. It's going to cost you 20 years of your life.
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Nonsenseinabag@reddit

Visit Epcot when it was at its peak.
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SoVeryLittleTimeLeft@reddit

Fried ravioli. I miss fried ravioli appetizers with marinara dipping sauce
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Morisky@reddit

Moving all investment to USA defense stocks. All those amazing wars coming up!
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DetroitWagon@reddit

Stop my highschool self from reciting in-class a semi-erotic poem I wrote for creative writing class entitled "Legs".
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MadMatchy@reddit

Bet on events, take cash, suck up stocks. Oh. And tell myself not to give a shit what other people think.
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BeckyKleitz@reddit

Giving my Grandma a great big hug and telling her how much I love her. Then I'd get out my tape recorder and tape all of her stories from when she was a kid/young adult going through WWI, The Great Depression, WWII, Korea and Vietnam. She had her husband in WWI-he came back a very different 21 year old than the 19 year old who entered the war at America's entrance into it. The horrors he saw pretty much destroyed him and he only got through it by being a raging drunk which ended up killing him when he was in his 70's. His father lived to be 103 and only died cos he fell off his roof while sweeping snow off of it after an early, wet snow. He got up like he was fine-went inside and made his dinner and went to bed--and never woke up. His mom was in her 90's when she passed. Grandpa-the person he should have been-died over there in the bloody, muddy trenches in 1918. He had to fight his own government in Washington D.C. to get his pay and benefits he was entitled to. Sorry I'm rambling, but you asked. LOL. I miss my grandparents...can you tell?
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redditwinchester@reddit

I wanna give you a hug
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BeckyKleitz@reddit

Awww. Thank you. Hugs to you too.
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Several-Guarantee655@reddit

That is an incredible story. I've read and studied quite a bit about The First World War over the years as I just can't imagine what absolute hell on Earth it must have been. What unit did you Grandpa serve in?
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BeckyKleitz@reddit

I have no idea. He never talked about it with me-he died in 1973, ten days before Christmas. I do know from talking with my uncles, his sons, that he was gassed in the trenches in France and went to some small town near Paris to recuperate. He was there when the war ended and he stayed for awhile longer helping the nuns of an Abbey (or whatever they're called in France) repair the place. Grampa said that in the basements of all the buildings they found the bodies of A LOT of tiny babies. The only people allowed in those Abbeys are the nuns and priests. That was the last time my Grandpa stepped foot in a church until he was wheeled into one at his funeral service. The 1900's were a real bitch, man.
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threemoons_nyc@reddit

Buying Apple and MS stock, Pfizer stock, going to every fucking music club in the East Village, and hugging Mom.
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FENTWAY@reddit

Going to see my Mom n Dad
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Anticipator1234@reddit

Finding my 17 year old self and telling him/me to invest every spare penny into Microsoft, Apple, and something called google. Stay out of New York in 2001, New Orleans in 2005 and Israel in 2023.
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Itsmeshan3@reddit

I’d go hang out w my maternal grandfather and play music with him until he died in 88.
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HarlanCulpepper@reddit

Knowing what I know now...I'd seriously fuck up the people who tormented me in high school. Screw the consequences.
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Heterophylla@reddit

I'll tell what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time.
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Jeannette311@reddit

Getting rich.
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PeriwinkleWonder@reddit

Dropping calculus. And I'll remind myself that I don't even need it to graduate.
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Whitewolftotem@reddit

What was up with Carly?
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Big_Accountant_1714@reddit

Throwing out all my cigarettes.
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ManzanitaSuperHero@reddit

Hug my dad. I’d give everything I own to hug him one more time.
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rhk_ch@reddit

That was the last year my Dad was fully himself before his stroke. So many things I would ask him.
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Kittymarie_92@reddit

Same. My dad and I danced together before he got sick in 1989 so I would love the opportunity for one more dance.
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rhk_ch@reddit

Buy Apple Stock. Hug my parents, my grandparents, my friends, and my pets. Tell 11-year-old me about inattentive ADHD. Explain to little me that I am enough as I am, that eating disorders are not weight management plans, and that my parents are imperfect and a little crazy, but they don’t have to make me crazy, and I will end up in a good place with people who love me.
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Fartina69@reddit

I'd go see the dead, even though Jerry was in rough shape at that point.
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No_Gap_2700@reddit

Depending on how the scenario plays out, regardless; I'm finding my father, hugging him as hard as I can, for as long as I can and thanking him profusely. He is the reason I've made it to where I am in life. I'd also go find my mother and let her know what a disappointment she is going to be to the entire family, if she doesn't get her head out of her ass. Pointless, but I'd do it anyway. With that being said, if I'm the age I am now.... After that, if I am full-on debauchery and setting myself (family and unborn family) up financially. Most likely gambling on events that I know the outcome of then investing in Teva Pharmaceutical Industries (TEVA), UnitedHealth (UNH), and Vista Gold (VGZ), then retirement fund, high interest CD's and whatnot. If I'm the age I was in 1985, I'd go ride my bike with my childhood friends, search for crawdads in the creek, go annoy my sister while she's on the phone, then (still financially minded, even as a kid) I'd take all my G.I Joe's, Star Wars, Masters of the Universe and Hot Wheels toys and box them up and ask my father to store them for future me. Then I'd go beat up Steve. You know what's up Steve.
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Rude-Consideration64@reddit

I'll help beat up Steve. That guy...
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moarcoffeenow@reddit

Freaking out because I've forgotten how to do anything without my iPhone.
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Agent7619@reddit

$5000 on the Bears to win the Super Bowl (no clue where I get the $5k from...)
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blaspheminCapn@reddit

On Jan. 26, 1986, the Bears defeated the Patriots in Super Bowl XX, capping one of the greatest seasons in NFL history. Dah Bears!
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kellzone@reddit

How you getting to Vegas to place the bet, as well that day? No apps.
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PlantMystic@reddit

Remember that song The Bears did in the 80s? I think that was when they went to the Super Bowl in 85? 86?? I dont remember.
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Agent7619@reddit

Super Bowl Shuffle
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PlantMystic@reddit

YES there was a video and everything LOL. The Fridge!
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TraditionalYard5146@reddit

I grew up 30 miles minutes from the Patriots stadium which was a real piece of crap back then. This was the first game I ever remember watching.
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SummerBirdsong@reddit

That was my first game too. My folks weren't sports watchers so getting Dad to let me watch it was a big deal.
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mullett@reddit

The one good thing the patriots did in that game is send McMahon into a full on air back flip. Then they collapsed and the Bears won the last game they would ever win again…I am a bears fan. I watch that Super Bowl once a year usually around this time.
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PlantMystic@reddit

Sweet. I did not really watch the game, but I do remember my Dad watching it and I was hanging around the house, doing my teenage things lol. Funny how the memories flood back...
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97_gEEk@reddit

We are the Bears, shufflin’ on through. Shufflin’ it down, doin’ it for you! (8th grade talent show… oh yeah!)
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azumel@reddit

That song gets stuck in my head at least once a month. Apparently twice this month now.
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No-Application-8520@reddit

Better yet, put that on the Pats making the superbowl.
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ScreenTricky4257@reddit

The Bears were pretty much favorites. You'd get better odds betting on the Canadiens.
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TronChaser123@reddit

Could make a bunch of money by buying full-auto trigger groups when they were cheap, and registering them for a later sale after the ban lifted, still a tax stamp item but worth so much more.
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ZombieInDC@reddit

I'm going straight to the record store.
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Specialist_Passage83@reddit

Immediately try to find a way stay there and not come back.
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marticcrn@reddit

Buying Microsoft and Apple stock. And waiting for Google and Amazon.
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Mission_Star5888@reddit

Make an investment in something that's doing great today. Oh and hop into that DeLorean
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Bonafideago@reddit

I've thought about this a lot. I even have a specific day in mind. It's 12-25-92. Christmas day, so I can ensure I'll see my grandparents, and all of my family. It's before any of my aunts, uncles, and grandparents died. It's before my parents divorced and were really fighting, and I'd get to spend most of the day in my childhood home. It's before my friend got killed in a car accident in 1993, and even though I won't see him, I can maybe call him and warn him about the drunk driver on memorial day.
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Rude-Consideration64@reddit

June 1992-1993 was my hell year too. Buried my close grandfather in Florida that May.
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exscapegoat@reddit

Find a way to do a semester in Europe. Ideally a year
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Squid8742@reddit

Assuming I would be in the body of the person I was in 85, I would tell my dad what is going to happen if he and my mom split, so he can ensure he gets custody of me.
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Dunnersstunner@reddit

Are we talking Quantum Leap style or Back to the Future style. Because I'm not sure what I could accomplish as a suddenly erudite 6 year old.
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Rude-Consideration64@reddit

I was already a strangely erudite kid back then. We got bullied for it.
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Trash2cash4cats@reddit

I am packing up my 1yr old and we are making our way to Oregon. I’m going to hold on to her tight , make her the most important thing in my life and not fuck it up. I’m going to put her first in all I do. I’m also going to get help for the undiagnosed adhd that ruined so much of my past. This one got to me….. I wish I could go back and do it over again.
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Rude-Consideration64@reddit

Buying all the old Banana Republic clothes from the old catalogs.
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Constant-Release-875@reddit

Visit and hug my family and friends. Appreciate the times before it all got complicated and crazy.
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chesterburger@reddit

Yeah I would love to have a day with my cousins when we’re young and happy. Now many of them are unrecognizable, life has not been kind.
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Constant-Release-875@reddit

Same here. Though, they are likely to say the same of me. I remember chasing fireflies with my cousins in my grandparents' large yard. So happy and carefree.
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Reeeeallly@reddit

Yeah, I would do this, too.
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hey-nicebanna-mister@reddit

Cocaine!!! I don't even do cocaine, but I hear it was really good in the 80s.
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PlainJaneLove@reddit

that and ecstasy, the real stuff
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dee_emcee@reddit

“Cocaine is a helluva a drug” - Rick James
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zippyboy@reddit

I don't actually do cocaine. But I do like the way it smells.
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RockChk71@reddit

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w|downsized)
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TraditionalYard5146@reddit

That’s what I heard too.
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MissDisplaced@reddit

Yes it was.
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junglewebmaster@reddit

Buy quaaludes
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hey-nicebanna-mister@reddit

Oooh the quaaludes from the 80s....duuuude
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DHN_95@reddit

Buying lots of stocks in companies that have not skyrocketed yet.
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StrawberryMoonPie@reddit

Ask for some different magic.
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atx2004@reddit

Punching my cousin in the face for molesting me.
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Furthur@reddit

writing moetly crue's Home Sweet Home
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Stephreads@reddit

Being pissed off that they changed the drinking age again.
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Meddlemaker79@reddit

Finding the DeLorean and warning Doc
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Rude-Consideration64@reddit

Brushing my teeth.
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PoorNastyandBrutish@reddit

I would take 8 yr old me to DQ for a chili cheesedog and a lime Mr. Misty in one of the Denis the Mennis cups. I would talk to her about her fears and frustration and tell her everything will be okay. Life is full of pain and heartbreak for everyone on this planet, but you are going to go on a crazy, unique adventure and see places and things you have only read about. I would try to impart perspective in a way I would have understood. I would hug her and told her she rocked and I was proud of her. Then I would go and visit my grandparents and picked their brains and ask a bunch of questions I never asked, and watched an episode of Lawrence Welk with them and a Tigers game before going home to tell my parents I forgive them and they were just trying to raise us with the tools they had, but try to be more patient with the kids. It would be nice to go back as the adult that time made me.
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JT-Av8or@reddit

Kathleen Woods
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DesertDwellerrrr@reddit

redoing HSC
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No-Example1376@reddit

First, I'm going to go buy and inhale real Twinkies, Ring Dings, Yodels, basically all Hostess and Drake treats back when they still tasted correct. Then I'm writing a quick 10 pages to myself about how to protect my health, my love life/heart, my career and investments, where to live and especially certain people and jobs to steer clear of in a way that my then self will believe. But I will mostly reassure myself that things will be okay and that I end up around good people.
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Waitinginpensacola@reddit

Am I a kid again? If so I’m climbing to the top of the big oak tree.
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DonnieBrascoTrading@reddit

Make some prank calls, maybe do a little ding-dong-ditching....then turn it on MTV of course
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joeldouglasealy@reddit

find 10year old me and hold me and tell me it's not my fault 🥲
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redditwinchester@reddit

it's not
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joeldouglasealy@reddit

thank you 🤗
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Melodic-You1896@reddit

Going to the roller rink to flirt with someone way too old for me.
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jumpinoutofmyflesh@reddit

Go to the roller rink and feel up my first girlfriend again.
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wtfnevermind@reddit

Ah yes, my first sexual experience, giving a hand job in the parking lot during an all-night skate party.
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Vodka-Forward@reddit

I would tell my younger self I’m not ugly. And that I’m good enough.
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alkaidkoolaid@reddit

Telling myself that even though my mom said I can’t go to the Beastie Boys/RUN DMC in 2 years time even though I have a ticket, to ignore her, sneak out and go anyway.
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ElenaAGB@reddit

I would spend the whole day with my maternal grandparents.
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Fvtvrewave87@reddit

Hitting every comic book store possible
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dandelioness21@reddit

grabbing that pogoball and heading out to recess
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kellzone@reddit

Taking a nap. Time travel is tiring.
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scottstrawbridge@reddit

Buying Apple stock by the truckload
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TexansAreTacky@reddit

Buying the living fuck out of apple stock
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kc-masterpiece1976@reddit

Purchasing Chicago Bears season tickets
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Resident_Platypus346@reddit

Going to the record store.
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amander823@reddit

Hugging grandparents!
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doghouse2001@reddit

Lol... breaking up from my GF differently than I did.
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Under_Sensitive@reddit

Making a note to put in my wallet that says - Keep this with you at all times. When a company called Google and Apple go public, buy the shit out of it.
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FletchGordon@reddit

Punching Dave Mustaine in the face
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gamacrit@reddit

Hell, you don’t need to go to 1985 to do that.
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HellaHellerson@reddit

Dave, reading this thread… ![gif](giphy|Tit8CFFaFncoAgYFc4|downsized)
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GeologistBright5918@reddit

Treat myself to dinner at a fancy restaurant. Prices were a lot lower and you got a lot more for your money.
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Green-Cress-2882@reddit

Going to a really crowded place.
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Continentalcarbonic3@reddit

Buy an 85 mustang GT Fox body brand new, and transport it back to present day.
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Lostmox@reddit

Find my 8 year old self, convince myself that I really am myself from the future, and hand myself a notebook with all the things I need to know, starting with "YOU HAVE ADHD! GET MEDICATED!!!" in massive letters.
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acab415@reddit

Buy stocks and a hemi ‘cuda
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JeffTS@reddit

Buying some stocks and gold. Maybe some land too.
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Mommymadpants@reddit

Hug my grandparents & pump their brains for any & all knowledge of our history & bring back proof the cornucopia was real in my tshirts.
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International_Lake28@reddit

Telling Doc to wear a bullet proof vest to protect himself from the Libyans
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sophandros@reddit

Same franchise, I'd place wagers on sporting events I knew the outcomes on, making sure I "lose" frequently enough so that I don't cause suspicion. But unlike Biff, I'd keep a significantly lower profile and have more of a focus on philanthropy.
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freakrocker@reddit

I'm going to jump on my skateboard and roll down the street... enjoying the feeling of being pain free for a while. Then I'm heading to guitar lessons.
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CaptainBeefsteak@reddit

Show everyone my new dance moves - The Superbowl Shuffle.
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ladywholocker@reddit

If I'm the age I am now, I'm getting on some tech wave before it really takes off. I'll cancel the reservation on some rental apartments in Copenhagen, I never moved into anyway and move the money to my private retirement account. If I were the age I was back then. If I land before dad moves back to the U.S. I'll announce that I want to live with dad. I know that will eventually make a move back to Denmark harder, but then the years in CA, USA wouldn't have been so hard, I'd probably have lost my accent completely and maybe there would've been a way for me to be a dual citizen.
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Fudloe@reddit

We'll start the day with some Smurfberry Crunch, then off to school where I'll promptly ditch after homeroom. Walk to the lake with the crew and make out with my girl behind the pines while there. Smoke a number, grab a slice and head back to school to catch the bus. Fight a jock behind the cafeteria waiting for the busses, hop on when we're done and ride back to town. Slam a PB&J, meet the crew in the street and wander til dark, then pool our collective change for a couple beer balls, drag 'em up the woods to our hut and get hammered. Stagger home, pass out, wake up to more Smurfberry Crunch. All the while, blasting VH on the boom box.
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Ageofaquarius68@reddit

Visiting my grandparents who I love and miss. Then ransacking their homes for a treasure trove of amazing antiques that I was not smart enough to save!
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TakingSorryUsername@reddit

Buying apple.
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mandyama@reddit

Go hug my grandparents and my friend who died in high school. It would be amazing to see them again. Then I’d go to my favorite stores that went out of business in the late 90s/early 2000s.
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darthsnakeeyes@reddit

Aladdin’s Castle
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redditwinchester@reddit

Commander Salamander (DC) and Sound Warehouse (was this Houston of Memphis? fuck I'm old and forgetful)
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SkidsOToole@reddit

Definitely visit my grandparents. I'd hope I had enough time to remember some long lost cousin to pretend to be. I'm only a few years younger than they would have been then, weird.
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UrbanGimli@reddit

Chess-King
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pit_of_despair666@reddit

Cut off my transport back to this time and stay there.
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IthurielSpear@reddit

Winning lottery numbers!
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MrPodocarpus@reddit

Buying a Frankie Says tshirt and a pair of deely-boppers and putting every penny i have on Argentina winning the ‘86 World Cup
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emmiblakk@reddit

Walking down to the bowling alley, and buying a couple of packs of cigarettes from the vending machine. Then I'm heading over to the arcade, grabbing a slice of pizza and a Coke, and then pumping quarters into Space Harrier and/or Hang-On.
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The68Guns@reddit

Get a "real" haircut. We had money, but my mom insisted that she cut mine from home. I looked like Scott Pilgrim.
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J-Cal22@reddit

I know this sounds trivial but I’d like to visit a few of my favorite malls. The stores and food options throughout the malls were pretty cool. I’m thinking before food courts became the norm.
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lokie65@reddit

1985... I graduated from boot camp in December 84 and went to my first carrier. I wouldn't do anything differently, except be financially savvy.
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canon2468@reddit

Put 5k in Home Depot stock, at 30 cents a share. 17000 shares not including dividends re invested., Around 6M today.
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TheSecretAgenda@reddit

Breaking up with my girlfriend. She would grow up to be a terrible person.
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Ceorl_Lounge@reddit

Going to visit my Grandparents and Great Grandmother. They're all retired and in good health at that point, I think Grandma had finally quit smoking too. Nana's next door making pies and watching soap operas. Sure I'd tell Dad to buy some shares of Microsoft and Apple, but I really just want a little more time with people who left too early.
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jonnytechno@reddit

Buying a Sports Almanac
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gnamyl@reddit

Transported to 1985 as I am today? Well that’s really weird, I guess I’d go spend a day in New York City relishing the sights and sounds. I mean I’d love to spend the day with my maternal grandfather who was alive and well then but he’d be confused as to who I was and would probably call the police on me.
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RaycharlesN@reddit

nyc was wild back then, I used to go to the village and down 42nd and it was not the same as now
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ItzAlwayz420@reddit

Dropping out of college to work for Microsoft.
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sleva5289@reddit

Going to find my 20 yo self. I will tell me what to correct from my past mistakes.
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Divtos@reddit

Go watch Back to the Future!
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Bright_Pomelo_8561@reddit

Going to find my parents and my brother because at that point they’re still alive. Spend all the time I can with them realize you can’t change what’s coming but you can change the time in between.
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Orbit86@reddit

Looking for the answer sheet to the science final that I’m about to spectacularly bomb.
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No_Series1910@reddit

Cocaine?
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Jeffrey-Schafer@reddit

Hopping on my diamond back BMX and going to see my grandparents.
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Fun_Establishment525@reddit

Finding a bookie and placing World series, NBA finals and Superbowl bets!
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DiscoVortex77@reddit

Find my Mom and see who she was before life destroyed her
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ibuildtanks@reddit

Route 1 flea market
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pcells@reddit

Hohoho Revere movie theater?
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Subject-Ad-8055@reddit

Buy a house
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redditor7691@reddit

Buying apple stock.
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Reeyowunsixsix@reddit

Microsoft, Apple, and a sticky note with the words “Buy Bitcoin” on it. Then reassure 12 year old me that nothing I’ll go through is gonna break me, no matter how hard it looks.
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doomflower@reddit

Hugging my Nana. :( Then probably watching GI Joe and Transformers. But hugging Nana comes first.
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Poppyboy2002@reddit

Buying stock
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flex_capacity@reddit

Telling my dad to get a brain scan.
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danieljohnsonjr@reddit

Buying Apple stock
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ArtisticChicFun@reddit

Breaking up with my EX before I marry him.
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_Sasquatchy@reddit

Buying a gun and killing a man before he can do any harm.
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DocBenway1970@reddit

Playing with my Star Wars guys?
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CaptainGuyliner2@reddit

Only a day? Fuck. That's not enough time to get anything done. I don't even know what my family's address or phone number were back then.
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gomper@reddit

Go see the Ramones Buy tech stocks
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Catlenfell@reddit

Calling Morton Thiokol and telling them the O rings in their booster rockets are prone to failure under 40° F. Apple stock was at it's lowest at $0.08. I'd invest whatever I had on me in it.
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HolyHandgrenadeofAn@reddit

Am I this age or my age in 85? If this age probably tell my grandfather to invest heavily into Apple and eventually Google. If the age I was in 85 probably just pop my diaper and run around dirty
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comiccaper@reddit

Finding me and telling myself and having a really long talk.
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Just-STFU@reddit

I'm going to my grandma's house and telling her how much I love her and just how much she's meant in my life. That I turned out fine, have a wonderful wife that she'd absolutely love and that I've carried the things she taught me through my life and try to live by them today. She was the best person in the world.
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jvlpdillon@reddit

Buy a New Coke just to remember if it was really as bad we all think it was.
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Slumberbunny13@reddit

It was
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methodwriter85@reddit

Hang out at the Sherman Oaks Galleria.
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chalwar@reddit

Hug my mom.
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Cowboy_Buddha@reddit

Probably smoke a joint with friends, that is what was going on back then.
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Emergency-Bathroom-6@reddit

Stopping smoking
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dracona@reddit

Hug my mum then instruct her on buying shares for Microsoft, Apple, Intel. Then tell my teen self that she's amazing and fighting more battles than even she knows yet.
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Barbarella_ella@reddit

Buying back my great grandmothers house that the family sold the year before for 10K.
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Claude_Henry_Smoot_@reddit

I was going to write "see Back to the Future in the cinema again" but all these posts about visiting grandparents have hit me harder than I'd have expected. So, yeah, I'd totally go see Grandma and Grandpa. I'd hang out with them the whole damn day.
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smc642@reddit

Apologise to my Nana for not staying over with her the night I was sad and needed my mum. I’ll never forget her waving at me through the screen door.
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MissLushLucy@reddit

Visit my grandparents.
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Monkeyboogaloo@reddit

I suspect as a teen it would be masterbating. Then, if early enough in the year get liveaid tickets. And not wait a year to go out with my first love.
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jim_jiminy@reddit

I’m buying up as many vintage Star Wars figures that I can. The last 17 etc.
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AnyaSatana@reddit

Going to see my friend who was killed in an accident late that year. I'm still sad about it, and it was the first funeral I went to.
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BingoSpong@reddit

Am I my age now or then? Cos if I’m now age, to the chicks I want to hit on I’m just a dirty old perv! 🤪
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Cleverwabbit5@reddit

Find my Mom, tell her I love her, hug her, warn her about meds that will cause her to have a stroke in 1991. Tell her to invest in Apple, Microsoft, etc. as soon as they go public. Go see my Grandparents. Hug them tell them I love them. Find my BFF warn her about heroin, that she will OD. Be nicer to my siblings. Tell myself I look great and to love myself. Hug my Mom over and over. Thank her for being a great Mom.
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ErinSedai@reddit

Get French fries from McDonald’s
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supermaja@reddit

Having my first date with my now husband of 32 years 😊
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ldydeana@reddit

Leave my boyfriend and move back home. 18 yr old me was not the brightest lightbulb.
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thanx_it_has_pockets@reddit

Go see all of my grandparents, aunts, and uncles and get all of their best stories. I regret not paying attention better as a kid.
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fascistreddit1@reddit

Going to find some top notch cocaine
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BrandX77@reddit

Nice 🤣
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katecrime@reddit

Scream, because I escaped my childhood home in 1988.
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PDM_1969@reddit

Investing would be wise...but I'd want to see as many bands on the Sunset Strip before they hit it big
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Pale_Maximum_7906@reddit

Finding my 1-year-old now-fiancé, smooching his cute baby face, and telling him I’ll see him in 37 years!🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍
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secretmowney@reddit

Hug mom. Look for that bitcoin guy.
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One_Hour_Poop@reddit

As nice as it is to fantasize, I read a thing on Reddit that really made think (and is relevant to this question). I'm paraphrasing, but basically it's "Imagine you're from twenty years in the future and you've time traveled back to today. You get to see people who are now gone from your life, go to the places you used to go that are no longer there, and do the things you used to that you no longer can. Look at your life with that perspective and you'll learn to really appreciate the present."
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fireside_blather@reddit

Buy an original copy of Super Mario Bros, keeping it in pristine condition, then selling it for 5 figures to rabid collectors today.
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BustinMakesMeFeelMeh@reddit

Find the right yutz and you might get seven figures.
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BustinMakesMeFeelMeh@reddit

Toys R Us.
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kloco68@reddit

Hanging out with my family and hoping to appreciate it more than I did back then—considering I lost my dad and cousin a few years later and lots more since.
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detunedradiohead@reddit

Visit my grandma
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QuokkaNerd@reddit

Do I take my current wisdom and mind back with me?
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Live-Cat9553@reddit

Hanging out with my parents. I miss them.
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naazzttyy@reddit

Convince my parents I am from the future. Discuss the power of long term investment hold strategy. Give them a written plan to liquidate what they can, take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, and buy as much Microsoft stock as they can afford on March 13, 1986. A $5,000 investment would have purchased 238 shares at the IPO price. After the splits, you would now own 68,544 shares. Those shares would be worth $10,592,104. That's a compound annual return of about 25% per year, or a cumulative return of nearly 211,000%. Not bad for an 11 year old.
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TwirlyGirl313@reddit

Teasing my hair to astronomical heights with Aquanet.
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wendilw@reddit

Come out to the older kids who were already out or assumed to be gay. That may have kicked off a lot of things going differently. The only thing I regret is not having my first romantic and sexual experiences with the people I wanted to. IYKYK
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DreadGrrl@reddit

1985 wasn’t good year for me. I’ll crawl into bed with the *Fellowship of the Ring* and pray for the day to end.
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10seas@reddit

Go to the liveaid concert in London, Freddy was amazing.
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judasmaiden15@reddit

Going to see the twin towers
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TheGreatRao@reddit

1) Hug my parents. 2) Get my tickets for the Purple Rain concert at Nassau Coliseum. 3) looking for Drew, a busker in NYC that was seemingly everywhere in the 1980's. 4) getting some Koronet pizza before class. 5) practicing the fuq out of my guitar - learning Stairway to Heaven from the guys
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Awesomesince1973@reddit

I would buy stocks so i could set myself up to not have so much money anxiety. But i would tell myself not to tell my 1st husband because he would blow it all and leave me broke. I wouldn't change being married to him, because I got an amazing kid, but i would like to have been better set up then, and now.
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ExxoMountain@reddit

Hiding my Thriller jeans from my sister.
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jaqkhuda70@reddit

See if there are any good concerts or shows happening.
View on Reddit #16311171

Creative-Roof1763@reddit

Hang out with my besties
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MeAtHereDotNow@reddit

Buying stocks.
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JJLewisLV@reddit

Taking a copy of Grays Sports Almanac with me and betting on everything.
View on Reddit #16310810

TheEpicGenealogy@reddit

Warn Cliff Burton about that bus.
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HailTheCatOverlords@reddit

Looking at the day it is and hoping its before my mom died in 1985. If it is, I'm going to talk and stare and hold her until she begs for mercy then keep doing it anyway.
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Odd-Minute4710@reddit

Honestly? I would go to a Tower music store and spend all day buying records. There is nothing I miss more than huge, great music stores.
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eveystevey@reddit

Go look at Concorde taking off
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This_Sheepherder_332@reddit

Replacing my tanning oil with sunscreen 😬
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geodebug@reddit

Go give my mom a hug.
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Tracylpn@reddit

Seeing Live Aid in England
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LeadershipNo8763@reddit

Walking into a busy arcade.
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Might_Aware@reddit

Watching dungeons and dragons, provided it's Saturday. Otherwise going right to toys r us and buying all the toys
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ROTORTheLibrarianToo@reddit

Still the best cartoon!
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softsnowfall@reddit

I’m going to hug my mom and dad. I’m an orphan now, and it is a maelstrom that left me shattered. I’d call the people who are shockingly departed from this planet along with my parents and would say, “Hey. Let’s go to the lake today.” While I’m calling everyone, I’m going to buy some stock with my high school savings. Then, I’m going to write myself a note. Dear me, Hi. Yes, it’s me. Or you. Listen. Don’t be paralyzed by worrying about little things. You will keep your sense of wonder, love books, and you totally marry the right guy. Make dad go IMMEDIATELY NOT LATER to a good cancer center after he retires because otherwise he’ll die a year later. Mom is not the bad sibling. She’s just the weak one. Keep your Star Wars stuff, books, everything really, and ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES. You will want ALL of it thirty years. Trust me. Buy extra jams and Banner House. You will always love preppy stuff and whimsical stuff. Buy Apple stock every year. Grown up you will still be you… and there are great people in your future. Keep being happy! Sincerely, Me (You)
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ROTORTheLibrarianToo@reddit

Going to hug my Mom and Dad and just enjoy that moment.
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chickenfightyourmom@reddit

Investing in the right stocks. Eating a McDLT. Kicking Angie's ass for always being a bully. Asking my parents for an ADHD evaluation. In that order.
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2oldemptynesters@reddit

I was 6 but I am going to start paying more attention to the sharemarket.
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Oldebookworm@reddit

Immediately buy some stocks. Have to remember when that crash was
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stardustdriveinTN@reddit

Can't be on June 6th... I'm graduating from high school that day!
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BloodEternal@reddit

Stopping by the ole neighborhood
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rosehymnofthemissing@reddit

Buying shares/stocks in Microsoft.
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BRZA@reddit

Visiting my grandparents.
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RCBroeker@reddit

Tell my younger self the winning lotto numbers for the first draw after my 18th birthday
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SunshineAlways@reddit

Yeah, they always say money doesn’t buy happiness, but it would’ve solved a lot of problems and set me up better for success.
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RCBroeker@reddit

Money enables freedom. It allows for the easier pursuit of happiness.
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Harwichport@reddit

Go to college. Stop dating the wrong guys. Put myself first.
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SunshineAlways@reddit

Go back to school for something I want, not what someone else wants. Get some therapy. Make better dating choices. Love myself more.
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GenericRedditor1937@reddit

Go back to see 5 year old me and see if I was happy. I don't remember much, if anything, from that age. My parents separated in 1986, so I imagine I was having a tough early childhood that I've repressed, but I'd like to see that I was happy.
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empress-888@reddit

I'd tell Joey how loved he is and to not hide who he is. And to practice safe sex so he doesn't get HIV from the evil bastard who basically murdered him...❤️while buying stocks...
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ExploreTrails@reddit

Hugging my dad and telling him how much I love him.
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SheepiBeepi@reddit

Lmao Rest In Piss
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ExploreTrails@reddit

Look a spineless man hiding with a throwaway account. Probably another pathetic Texan.
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hellospheredo@reddit

Going to my grandparents house. Pretty much stay there all day.
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SunshineAlways@reddit

I think all my grandparents were gone by 85.
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cathycul-de-sac@reddit

Same! I miss them so much. I could say all sorts of fun things but this is the truth😭
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GaryNOVA@reddit

Riding bikes with my friends.
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phoonie98@reddit

And building sick ramps out of plywood
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retrobmx@reddit

My dudes...this is one you can actually recreate in the present day! Of course, now you may have some friends who are dying or are already dead. In which case, they'd really want you to do this.
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rodeler@reddit

Yeah. That.
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Lrxst@reddit

I’ll write an anonymous letter to my older brother, who in 1985 is in college for a finance degree. It will spell out his opportunities to make a bunch of money, and ask that he does good things with it. To prove I know what I’m talking about, I’ll tell him about the Challenger explosion, Chernobyl, and tell him all the lyrics to Where The Streets Have No Names. That oughta get his attention. Curiosity will get the better of him, and he will keep that letter.
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Wrong-Barracuda0U812@reddit

Seeing U2 open for the Talking Heads.
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dee_emcee@reddit

In 85?
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Wrong-Barracuda0U812@reddit

Stand corrected, it was for J Geils Band, 29 & 30 March 1982, San Francisco.
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dee_emcee@reddit

I remember thinking I had tix lined up to see them on the unforgettable fire tour in 85 ( I think) but it fell through. You know… a friend has a friend at another school who is getting the for a bunch of ppl.
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dragotha@reddit

McDonalds for a REAL apple pie. Coke in glass bottles. And then all day at the arcade.
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Complete_Fisherman_3@reddit

Beat that bully to death. Knowing I could get away with it.
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Starfall_midnight@reddit

I can relate
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luckeegurrrl5683@reddit

Going to a club to dance and do coke.
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Throckmorton1975@reddit

I was ten; I’m going to spend all day in my childhood comic book store that has been gone for many years. Actually, I’d also visit my childhood mall which is essentially abandoned and a few other long gone childhood haunts. It’d be an amazing day.
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SummerBirdsong@reddit

A couple months back my daughter and I went to the town I spent those tween/early teen years in. It was weird how little everything changed there compared to the rate of change where we live now. It was extra odd being back in those places because we were listening to the classic rock/pop station so all the music from those days was in the background for us. I half expected to see myself on my bike cruising down the hill to the park we ate lunch at.
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Starfall_midnight@reddit

Hug my mom and dad. I would love to see them.
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shootathought@reddit

Lottery ticket
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cowboyJones@reddit

Beating the crap out of 14 year old self and tell him to study more, and not worry what others think.
View on Reddit #16299862

retrobmx@reddit

Don't beat up your inner self.
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curse_1331@reddit

Buy gold and Berkshire Hathaway stock
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topwaterpar@reddit

Asking her out
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SummerBirdsong@reddit

Hugging my Mom and Dad and then calling my Grammy and all my aunts. RIP x 6 Then I'm playing with my dog.
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Butt-Guyome@reddit

Giving myself a kick in the pants, tell her to stop being shy and mopey. My attitude was the biggest thing holding me back from pursuing my dreams.
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lirio2u@reddit

Hugging my parents.
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Coyote_Roadrunna@reddit

If I have money on me I'm probably checking out a Van Halen or Talking Heads concert.
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ChimpoSensei@reddit

Buying apple stock
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stuck_behind_a_truck@reddit

Trying frantically to get back to now. 1985 was not a good year for me. Life is much better now!
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Malingeringer@reddit

Hauling ass to the bank before 7PM on Friday to deposit my paycheck and take out enough cash to last the week since ATMs aren’t ubiquitous and no stores have debit card terminals yet.
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iggir@reddit

I go and see my mom and dad. Miss you both
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Nighthawk378@reddit

Hugging my mom.
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Illustrious_Cost_243@reddit

And dad
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justwinblue9@reddit

And grandma.
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covertanswers@reddit

Grandpa
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JosephLeninsMom@reddit

And grandpa.
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Sea-Membership-9643@reddit

Investing in Microsoft.
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schizo1914@reddit

Playing football in the street, then walking to the liquor store for Funyuns and Lemonheads.
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covertanswers@reddit

Live Aid concert July 13,1985
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AntheaBrainhooke@reddit

Buying stock in Apple
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avecmaria@reddit

Real estate real estate real estate!
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Viperlite@reddit

Stop by the penny candy store.
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sharpsassy@reddit

Buying all the records!
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wyldstrawberry@reddit

Experience a 1980s Christmas again. Where the tree is ugly and covered with tinsel, and there’s shag carpet on the floor, and we don’t have that much money but somehow it’s the most magical experience ever.
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dee_emcee@reddit

Crash into a telephone pole w/o wearing a seat belt.
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MissAngela66@reddit

First half of the year I'd be attending classes at technical school graduating in soring Second half of the year I'd be at my new, first grown up job and in my first apartment.
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Makemelaughoutloud@reddit

Hugging my parents
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therealDrA@reddit

Spending less time at church and more time with math and science books.
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NewLife_21@reddit

I had brain surgery in 1985. So, depending on when I return, I have a long talk with myself. But then I'd try to see some of the things I wasn't able to see or do back then due to the medical stuff going on.
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webguy1975@reddit

Writing my younger self a very long and important letter and putting it into my childhood house mailbox while little me is at school. I was always the first one to bring in the mail everyday. I remember this because my brother would always come home and ask me if he got any mail and I'd always respond: "No. Did you get any female?"
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redquailer@reddit

🤣 this is cute/stupid. Such a kid thing to say 🥹
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experience-matters@reddit

Invest in a fruit company
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shiafisher@reddit

Find the almanac and return it to the future.
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foodporncess@reddit

Eat a Peanut Butter Crunch Carnation Breakfast Bar.
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wjglenn@reddit

I guess graduating high school again
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sedona71717@reddit

Give 14-year-old me a hug, tell her it’s going to be okay, tell her to stay away from that guy who’s going to show a special interest in her in about a year, and like everyone else said, buy some apple stock.
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UseEducational8942@reddit

Go to a Menudo concert. Lame, I know! 😃
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FightThaFight@reddit

Getting on my 1981 Yamaha YZ125 and taking a good rip through the fields behind my old house, winding it out and laughing out loud when the power band kicked in.
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reubal@reddit

Running over to see if Jennifer is still asleep on the porch.
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redheadgenx@reddit

This Jennifer would be.
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CicadaMaster@reddit

Urging my parents to use birth control 😆
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McPorkums@reddit

Tell myself to get the fuck away from my parents
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dutchzookangaroo@reddit

My spelling homework.
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karenswans@reddit

I'd watch a Cubs game with my Dad and see if I could figure out a way to convince him the Cubs actually would win the World Series in 2016 (5 years after he died, unfortunately).
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the_spinetingler@reddit

am I transported as I am now or is my consciousness transported into my 1985 self?
View on Reddit #16305496

amor_fati_42@reddit

Bears game. Superbowl shuffle baby.
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EdithsCheckerspot@reddit

Ditching high school
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attack-ninja@reddit

Listen to my George Michael album and play atari
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TunaNoodle_42@reddit

The kid from Arrested Development? He won't even be born yet.
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SidMarcus@reddit

I’m banging every girl that (I found out way after the fact) was into me. I missed SO many signals it’s not funny 😫
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srgh207@reddit

This. I still can't believe how much sex I accidentally turned down by being *completely* tone deaf. I now owe those ladies an apology or, if I'm time travelling, the best 45 seconds of their young lives.
View on Reddit #16305309

TraditionalYard5146@reddit

I know the feeling.
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VoxyPop@reddit

Buying stock in Apple
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smokecat20@reddit

Unironically wear a Member's Only jacket and a mullet.
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TunaNoodle_42@reddit

I would be reflexively checking my pocket for my phone, then try to make up some unconvincing story to explain it. Soon after I'll be burned as a witch, I suspect.
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Recent_Mirror@reddit

2 for 2 Big Macs!
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PlasticPanda4429@reddit

Listen to the radio and go to McDonald's.
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Otherwise_Ad2924@reddit

I would go see my grandmother and tell her she is s wonderful person amd her grandkids are lucky to have her. Then probably spend the rest of the time in jail for freezing out a 60 year old x
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shep_ling@reddit

go to an opening day for Return of the Jedi
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TheRottenestRay@reddit

Cigarettes and Coffee at the local non-chain 24hr trucker diner at 2am after clubbing...
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jumpinoutofmyflesh@reddit

Not take the Gatorade athletic sized water cooler full of vodka and oj to the bus stop for 7th grade pre-game.
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celebrius123@reddit

Watching Live Aid
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DesignNormal9257@reddit

Finding my younger self and heading to concerts and then probably something practical like buying stocks.
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SnooFoxes1884@reddit

My hair. *plugs in crimper*
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Treysar@reddit

Playing in the woods!
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probably_to_far@reddit

Buy a sports almanac and take it to my 1985 self.
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AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren@reddit

Buy Microsoft, about $2k worth would do it.
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userr7890@reddit

Absolutely nothing to affect the timeline. /s
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mullett@reddit

Get good cocaine for cheap.
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TatlinsTower@reddit

Buying a brownstone in Brooklyn and a house in Berkeley (with a loan I get from somewhere 😂)
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buffymiffington@reddit

I’m going to spend the day at my grandparents’ house. I’ll “help” my grandmother cook and bake while my grandfather putzes around the yard/house. Then we’ll all sit on the porch with glasses of homemade lemonade. It would be an awesome day!
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danielkemp90@reddit

Ride my bmx
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Mouse-Direct@reddit

Hugging my mom.
View on Reddit #16304152

Vegibot@reddit

Getting a Big Olaf Cone
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PyroGod77@reddit

Can I pick the day? Go give my Dads Dr the information needed to save him.
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KafeenHedake@reddit

Try to get into Wembley for Live Aid.
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ShortySmooth@reddit

I’s ask my uncle to take me with him!!
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revchewie@reddit

Find me and tell me that the guy mom’s dating is a douchecactus so I should do what I can to break them up. Then explain to me that there’s this company called Microsoft and their IPO will be a week after my 18th birthday so save up everything I can between now and then and buy! And a whole bunch of other advice for my 16/17 year old self.
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MoonageDayscream@reddit

Throwing away all the tweezers. ​ ​ And yeah, buying a house.
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SomeCrazedBiker@reddit

Find ten year old me and talk to him about bipolar disorder. I really wish I would have been diagnosed and treated sooner.
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marata64@reddit

Go see Naked Raygun at the Metro.
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Longjumping-Rule3135@reddit

Betting on every sporting event. I think I saw that in a movie once
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Powerful-Bug3769@reddit

Saturday morning cartoons with Ghostbusters cereal. McDonald’s for lunch with the good coke.
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StopSignsAreRed@reddit

Probably ride on down to the shop-n-go for a black cherry New York Seltzer, a Skor bar and the latest Seventeen mag.
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hypothetical_zombie@reddit

Running away. Skipping town. Thumbing a ride. Pulling a scarper. GTFO.
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iam_iana@reddit

I am telling my younger self that I am trans and that's okay.
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agetuwo@reddit

Going to grab at least 2 huge buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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mind_yer_heid@reddit

Frowning.
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UnmutualOne@reddit

Writing myself a long letter.
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love2Bsingle@reddit

Getting my own bank account separate from my husbands (we divorced in 1989 and I was penniless because I didn't do this)
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endowedchair@reddit

Leaving a note to myself to by 1000 bitcoin when they reach $1.
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TraditionalYard5146@reddit

I’d tattoo it on my arm with the date to buy it
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endowedchair@reddit

I also include to sell when they hit 50k ( just below the peak) knowing I’d be inclined to sell at $1000 and take my million (to early).
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Severe_Condition1@reddit

1985 present location or 1985 in my own body as my young self?
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twisted42@reddit

Telling my dad to take better care of his Diabetes
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Cheesqueak@reddit

I think I would go Bowling for Soup
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LightBeerOnIce@reddit

Saying no to a friend.
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knellie646@reddit

Prince concert
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gjboudreaux@reddit

Can confirm. We saw Prince in the Superdome in 1985. Great concert.
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zootnotdingo@reddit

Oh, man. Yes. Agree
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amiwitty@reddit

Buy a ring and properly propose.
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Wulfkat@reddit

Buy stock, duh. Warn my dad about his pancreatic cancer and make him swear a damn blood oath to not do fucking chemo. Go hug my cousin. Go shoot his dealer (who, btw, had the unmitigated gall to show up at the funeral). Spend the rest of the day with my grandparents. Leave myself a note of which men to avoid like the plague.
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FarTooOldForThis@reddit

Drinking a Tab and smoking a Virginia Slim
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OttoPike@reddit

Walk into Taco Bell, order an Enchirito, and tell the kid to keep 'em coming!!
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doublehaulrollcast@reddit

Oh yeah! Im getting 100 Taco Lights, man i miss those.
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doublehaulrollcast@reddit

buying parachute pants and those weird thin glasses, then hitting a Spencers before a movie #mallrat
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thethirdbob2@reddit

Buying a new T-Top Mustang GT.
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hoopermanish@reddit

Handing my young self a check to cover college application fees: “This time chase your dream, kid.”
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wordzareswords@reddit

A couple shots of Absolut with Marty McFly
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FugginOld@reddit

Tell my Dad to get his heart checked and take better care of himself.
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ThinkingThingsHurts@reddit

Buy stock in Apple.
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BandidoCoyote@reddit

I came here to say that.
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ComplexConfection823@reddit

Going roller skating
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texan01@reddit

Hug my grandma, I was 9 in 85, she passed await 89. Heck I’d probably spend the day with her asking about her life (she was born in 1905), then spend the rest with mom, or with both! And invest in Apple and Microsoft.
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Junior_Fun_2840@reddit

Choosing a different college besides RISD and def not majoring in the arts.
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Weak-Ganache-1566@reddit

Sounds like someone from Woonsocket would say
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Owl-3040@reddit

I would sit my parents down and have a talk with them about the future. Ask them to take me to papas house so I could spend the week with him. Ask my grandma to make me my fav breakfast. I would hug my sisters and figure out how to buy properties in different places. And probably invest in apple.
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Metagion@reddit

Going to my room, soaking it allll in; hugging my Mom, my Great Aunts & Uncles...buying some Microsoft (although I would need someone to buy it for me as I was 15) and just tell myself not to stress, it's okay, and be more assertive! ❤️
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UnarmedSnail@reddit

Setting up an agent to buy Bitcoin in my name and sell at the right time.
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NoAbbreviations290@reddit

Betting on the super bowl
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TraditionalYard5146@reddit

But Microsoft, find that girl that I should have asked out, see my parents and grandparents.
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ImNotTheBossOfYou@reddit

Getting some pre-reformulation Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch and getting some pre-Pepsico Long John Silver's
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steven_cornthrob@reddit

Quaaludes
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vegas_gal@reddit

Looking for Marty, Doc and the Delorean.
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elspotto@reddit

Smacking 15 year old me on the back of the head for being a dumbass and not realizing she was, in fact, totally in to me. I mean you. I mean, that 15 year old I just smacked in the back of the head. Why did I want to go back to 1985 again?
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TheBarbarian88@reddit

Bangin’ my girlfriend that I didn’t bang!
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2cat0@reddit

Run, and never go back.
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Apprehensive-Donkey7@reddit

Apple investment
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MisterSandKing@reddit

Writing a letter to my younger self, and leaving him my IPhone.
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HarveyMushman72@reddit

Stocks. Then go to the arcade and play Spy Hunter.
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Kwyjibo68@reddit

Hug my mother and grandmother.
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MissDisplaced@reddit

I’m going to invent this thing called Amazon Books, where people can buy any book by phone.
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FamousOnceNowNobody@reddit

Giving my Mum the financial advice to escape my father.
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bornincali65@reddit

Keep close tabs on my baseball card collection I had since I was 12.
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countesspetofi@reddit

Calling my Grandma and my aunt.
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Redditor-247@reddit

Warning children not to sleep over Michael Jackson's house
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TheNinjaBear007@reddit

Hugging my dad
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ChaosTheoryGirl@reddit

Buying stock…..I know, I know, what a blast I am on a Friday night.
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MATT_TRIANO@reddit

Stalking my parents
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Apprehensive-Bug1191@reddit

Not be such a wuss and ask Tara A out instead of just crushing on her and being too shy.
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aneurism75@reddit

1959 Twilight Zone episode 'Walking Distance' covered this the best.
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KnowNothing2020@reddit

I'd go and buy some comics to resell later.
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OC-Aztec@reddit

I’m buying a GT Pro Performer and pedaling to the arcade to play some Gauntlet, Commando and Yie Ar KUNG-FU.
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PlantMystic@reddit

Hanging out at home with my family probably. Excited for holiday break and getting out of school for a week. Reading, watching tv, hanging out with friends or whatever.
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FlizzyFluff@reddit

Hunting up the nearest concert
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Tulipage@reddit

Telling everyone what the next 38 years will bring and smiling when they don't believe me.
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Tulipage@reddit

Going to a comic shop.
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thetitleofmybook@reddit

buy stock in a couple of key companies. also, tell my younger self to transition sooner rather than later.
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TexRedbone@reddit

Legal MDMA.
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sunnystreets@reddit

Trying to get back to 2023!! That was the yr I graduated HS, not interested in going back at all. Life has gotten better for me.
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Sassinake@reddit

Tell my young self that _yes_ I should and _can_ go into computer sciences.
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LeoMarius@reddit

Calling my grandma. 👵
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BoneDaddy1973@reddit

But apple stock.
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Admirable-Ad9553@reddit

Buying a Powerhouse candybar. I used to bribe my babysitter for those!
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MyriVerse2@reddit

If we can choose the day, I'm going to see Prince Purple Rain concert at the Superdome on Feb 1 again.
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AshDenver@reddit

Burger Chef for a mushroom Swiss burger and then off to see family.
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deltacreative@reddit

Imma tell that bitch I can (and will) do waaayy better and let it go.
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fridayimatwork@reddit

Go visit my aunts and uncles, mom and friends who have passed on, hug them and soak them in
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lbrlokie77@reddit

I am going to see my Grandpa and Great Grandma. Then tell myself you will eventually be happy.
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ChrisRiley_42@reddit

Leaving myself a note about when to buy and sell certain stocks. And a list of technolgies to invest in so that they can be sold to the public without corporate proiteering preveting mass access.
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Upstairs-Advantage-5@reddit

Hoping that magic transport was a one way ticket!
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ghouLMFF@reddit

My gf at the time..
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Thirty_Helens_Agree@reddit

Visiting my grandparents.
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aj441871@reddit

Betting huge on the 85 Bears.
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aj441871@reddit

Buying a 2000 to 2050 sports almanac
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HamsterMachete@reddit

Cocaine?
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Regular_Towel_6898@reddit

Cocaine
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Regular_Towel_6898@reddit

Buying apple stock
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emptyhellebore@reddit

I’m avoiding that patch of ice and the broken ankle.
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nuggiemum@reddit

Buying some Aqua Net and doing my hair.
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OldandBlue@reddit

I spent most of this year at a monastery on the mountain. Maybe I'd return.
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bg370@reddit

Going to an AC/DC concert?
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angie50576@reddit

Seeing Back to the Future at the movie theater.
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uninspired@reddit

Finding an FM radio
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