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My bf just sent me this from a restaurant in Germany called The 12 Apostles, every pizza has the name of one. Which Apostle do you think this is?

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My bf just sent me this from a restaurant in Germany called The 12 Apostles, every pizza has the name of one. Which Apostle do you think this is?

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DiamondGunBeats@reddit

BarfolomEW
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Chemical-Jeweler-771@reddit

Kevin
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Fancy_Version_3073@reddit

Anyone wanna be with me I’m kinda bored
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MetRouge@reddit

The one that figured out that if the bread is his body and the wine is his blood, the mayo just be...
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Treb33@reddit

St. Globules of Goo
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platonic-alien@reddit

Mary
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tubularpro@reddit

Judas
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Vvvbroken@reddit

HE SAID IT AGAIN!
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pizz901@reddit

![gif](giphy|okH8T6TyA7Mbe)
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Butterbackfisch@reddit

Jehova
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DefinitionMindless76@reddit

Isn't that the literal name of God? Not one of the apostles?
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Butterbackfisch@reddit

Yes but the joke from the Monty Pythons is about Jehova
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JDDW@reddit

![gif](giphy|U3E2gTwAyacx2)
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PhillyChef3696@reddit

He has a wife you know…
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ragnarok847@reddit

He wanks as highly as any in Wome!
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VitoLives@reddit

Oh yes, fhwow him to the floowhr
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Lepke2011@reddit

![gif](giphy|10tuFEeuACAnuw)
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Ethan084@reddit

That’s the name of jesus
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zeothia@reddit

I mean, technically you are right. Jehovah is the name of god, but Jesus, the son, is also god.
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Ethan084@reddit

Hahahaha I’m not trying to laugh at you. You should read more. Allah is the name of god.
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HoeTrain666@reddit

You mixed up the religion mate
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EditPiaf@reddit

Yeah, although if you want to be pedantic, 'Jehova' is a medieval bastardisation of the Tetragrammaton JHWH. Because God's name isn't supposed to be said out loud, the Jewish writers used the vowels of Adonai (=Lord) whenever they wrote down God's name, to indicate that the reader should say 'Adonay' instead of God's actual name. Medieval Christians didn't know this, and so when they translated 'Jehowah', it became 'Jehova'. TLDR: Not the "literal" name of God, but a Christian interpretation of it.
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NathDritt@reddit

Simply wrong though. YHWH shows up a *lot* in the original scripts.
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EditPiaf@reddit

Yeah, of course it does. But the vowels added to it by the Masoretes (Jewish scribes who vocalised the Hebrew texts of the Bible once the knowledge of Hebrew started to decline) just intentionally added unpronounceable vowels to JHWH, most closely resembling the vowels of Adonay.
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Savings-Hippo-8912@reddit

It actually isn't. The name is Yahweh. Jehova is name of god for the cult of Jehova's witnesses who don't know that "J" sound didn't exist in ancient Hebrew or Aramaic
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NathDritt@reddit

Mate it’s only because it’s been made an English name. Just like any other name in the Bible. I’m sure that in Ancient Greek they didn’t make babies and call them John or Mark
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Easy_Arm_1987@reddit

That's right
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Useful_Hovercraft169@reddit

the thing is since they don’t include vowels, his name might be Yahweh, it might be Yahoo-Wahoo
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bootab369@reddit

All I said was that that piece of Halibut was good enough for Jehova!
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ForzaSGE80@reddit

HE SAID IT AGAIN!
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chadsexytime@reddit

... but in Aramaic, they spelt *Jehovah* with an *I*
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princess_ehon@reddit

Stone him.
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UnderstandingThis636@reddit

Met a guy who said he witnessed that
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LonnieJaw748@reddit

was a carpenter
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tahxirez@reddit

I had a lovely supper
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GoHomeNeighborKid@reddit

I thought this was a clip from "your pretty face is going to hell" for a minute lol
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LilCrazySnail_TTV@reddit

its jehova not judas
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Vvvbroken@reddit

Ikr
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ospfpacket@reddit

![gif](giphy|D878w4pb4LzMI)
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therealrexmanning@reddit

Wouldn't Judas be the one with pineapple?
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FUEGO40@reddit

No because pineapple on pizza is actually good
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Sivalon@reddit

Correct. If mated with the proper toppings.
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Famous_Aide69@reddit

Pineapple, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, and jalapeno with a spicy sweet chilli sauce, well done.
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INeedANappel@reddit

Ok. That sounds delicious. I don't like pineapple with the standard tomato sauce.
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agoia@reddit

Gen Tsos sauce base, pineapple, chicken, green peppers
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Famous_Aide69@reddit

Throw some bacon on that bish too. Reg not Canadian haha
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agoia@reddit

Depends on the likelihood of legit bacon vs food service prepared and preserved shit with smoke flavoring.
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SC92521@reddit

That actually sounds good, and I don’t like pineapple, pizza or otherwise
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Famous_Aide69@reddit

If you have take n bake near you such as Papa Murphy's go on, I think, Tuesdays for any size/toppings for like 12 bucks. That's where I get mine so I can cook them the way I like. Sometimes I have them put the toppings under the cheese and finish it off under the broiler. Goes so hard😬
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Celladoore@reddit

You and me, we could split a pizza without even needing to go halfsies on each side with the toppings. A+ selection, no notes.
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windfurytotem@reddit

4 P's. Pineapple, Pork, Pepperoni, Peppers (Jal). One of my favorite orders
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Most_Chance_2090@reddit

Lol he mates his toppings
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kamikazekaktus@reddit

Like a trashcan?
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Littlecupoft@reddit

Pineapple jalapeño 👌🏼
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ElsonDaSushiChef@reddit

Hell no its not
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PlanNo4679@reddit

Which Judas, though? There were 2 of them
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2leetSk8r@reddit

yes it would
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SmuglySly@reddit

Came here for this.
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tanwhiteguy@reddit

Wasn’t Judas a disciple, not an apostle?
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Independent_Ad_5664@reddit

There were two apostles named Judas actually. Thaddaeus and Iscariot the latter being the traitor.
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ghoulthebraineater@reddit

I disagree with the idea that Judas was a traitor. If Jesus had to die for the world's sins and knew that had to happen then it wouldn't be a betrayal. He merely facilitated what Jesus already knew would happen.
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seaglass_32@reddit

Right, the final story wouldn't have worked if Judas hadn't done that. Just like the whole hell trope, where Satan is following God's plans. You need Judas and Satan or modern Christianity doesn't work at all.
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tubularpro@reddit

You may be right
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BurnSWE@reddit

Definitly [Judas](https://youtu.be/phDpf65Cb54?si=eontiiZXuzUF7BNb)
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TriBrewer@reddit

Yep. Gotta be Judas. That is a betrayal to pizza.
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PeachesOfTheUniverse@reddit

Gotta love that Judas is spicy buffalo
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signot80@reddit

Wouldn’t the Judas pizza have 30 pieces of pepperoni on it?
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journeyman369@reddit

I think everyone was going to comment the same thing 😂
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Homers_Harp@reddit

Now known as “Judas the Undercooked”.
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jo-shabadoo@reddit

Never get the Judas. It’ll kill your.
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Charghhhmaine@reddit

No way Judas just be ham and pineapple 🤣🤣🤣💕
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Imperial_Porg@reddit

Looks like it would murder me with that raw-chicken lookin bit.
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Hey_Grrrl@reddit

Those are shrimp so there’s an even higher chance of food poisoning/betrayal
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phitfacility@reddit

They're the cheap shrimp as well
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acidtrippinpanda@reddit

My poor fiancé is currently suffering from chicken induced food poisoning so fucking accurate lol
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venus-as-a-bjork@reddit

Yeah that definitely looks like something likely to turn on you. He’ll be screaming out “why hast thou forsaken me” in the bathroom later tonight
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Ghosthunter444@reddit

Yeah came down here to make this comment lol
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Brian18639@reddit

Agreed
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SmuglySly@reddit

I don’t see any pineapple
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es_ist_was_los_hier@reddit

Wouldn’t it be funny if that white stuff there would be pineapple mousse?
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thorstormcaller@reddit

Isn’t he the owner?
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Fewhoney1@reddit (OP)

Jajaja good one
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Dirty_Hairy84@reddit

Peter because he walked on water and it has shrimps
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Butterbackfisch@reddit

Is there a Apostle called „sad piece of shit“?
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rObital@reddit

I believe that was Bartholomew.
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Switchbladekitten@reddit

Who?!
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DrakeFloyd@reddit

Googled cause I went to catholic school and barely remembered him either, then discovered there was a fuckin Thaddeus? That’s my new Mandela effect who the hell is Thaddeus
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bbq_44@reddit

That's the other Judas. Probably became known as Judas Thaddeus to help distinguish him from Iscariot. Also known as St Jude, who the children's hospital is named after.
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Infamous-Scallions@reddit

Totally should have named the hospital St. Thad's
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jbjhill@reddit

That’s the heavy metal children’s hospital.
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butt_stuff99@reddit

Classic Bartholomew
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bbq_44@reddit

He was flayed and beheaded.
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PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS@reddit

Nobody remembers him
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Useful_Hovercraft169@reddit

D’oh!
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PEKKACHUNREAL@reddit

This has given me a horrible idea: Name your children Elisabeth, Bartholomew and Margaret in that order.
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ghostytot@reddit

Genders irrelevant
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thumbingitup@reddit

Okay he was literally my favorite as a kid
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fsutrill@reddit

Batholomew was to the Apostles what Peggy was to the Schuyler sisters (at least according to Hamilton).
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jamescharisma@reddit

Yeah the Book of Paul
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ZZW302002@reddit

Yes.
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LoadedGull@reddit

If not, then there is now.
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_night_cat@reddit

He eats his steaks sloppy and drinks champagne on the beach
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Butterbackfisch@reddit

Sound like my kind of saint
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uiouyug@reddit

It does look like a bird shit on it a few times
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ronnietea@reddit

Don’t talk about me like that
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snoopingswan@reddit

Thaddeus
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Mypopsecrets@reddit

I found the menu and I still can't figure out which one it is ​ https://www.12-apostoli.de/\_files/ugd/a9e1f0\_4976cfbba453405397c0c36722dfd62b.pdf
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ShirtPanties@reddit

I think it’s Petrus, seems the closest
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OilySteeplechase@reddit

Neither can I. No “misery pizza with mayo blobs” in sight.
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jeo188@reddit

Wait, I thought it was egg! I was thinking, Peter, since a rooster crows right after denying Jesus 3 times
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FantasticAd129@reddit

Mayo ? It’s obviously burrata. Mayonnaise is not white.
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alavantrya@reddit

Holy shit. If I had seen that on the shelf just labeled Mayo I would have never bought it. Now I gotta know if it tastes different.
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RockstarSlut@reddit

It looks like mascarpone which is fairly common on Italian pizzas depending on the region.
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FantasticAd129@reddit

Mascarpone doesn’t have that silky texture.
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RockstarSlut@reddit

It can definitely have when it's heated.
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meeee@reddit

Well what’s in the picture looks like sour crème though
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shdwfppr@reddit

Dove minchia l'hai mangiata la pizza col mascarpone in Italia
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RockstarSlut@reddit

Ho mangiato la pizza con mascarpone e speck a Lucca e Pistoia.
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shdwfppr@reddit

Mai vista, magari è popolare in Toscana.. non so. Pare buona comunque, lo speck salato col dolce del mascarpone
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RockstarSlut@reddit

È veramente delizioso!
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tlamere@reddit

It's sour cream.
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FantasticAd129@reddit

Oh right, they also have that on their menu. Barbarians.
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tlamere@reddit

Assuming sour cream is the same there as it is in the US... It should be considered a war crime.
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Puncherfaust1@reddit

german here, what are you talking about? sour creme in the US must be shit, because here it is delicious. and i dont see why it should be a problem on a pizza lmao, its common here
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meeee@reddit

Yess .. sour cream on a pizza is delish, but I usually apply it myself, never had it served here in Norway
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tlamere@reddit

It's great on things like tacos or potatoes. Pizza not so much.
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d3str0yer@reddit

lemme just drown my fatty cheese pizza in 2 gallons of ranch ewww sour creme, those europeans are so weird!
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CatfreshWilly@reddit

Ranch on pizza is up there with sour cream on pizza in this Americans eyes
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Puncherfaust1@reddit

of course it is, especially on a Dönerpizza
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FantasticAd129@reddit

Dönerpizza sounds definitely like the kind of crap you’d eat in Germany or Netherlands so it figures.
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Puncherfaust1@reddit

the only difference between us and you barbarians that dont eat it
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LobsterMassMurderer@reddit

Have you not had a taco pizza?
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LibertyReignsCx@reddit

I’ve had sour cream on pizza at Italian restaurant called Intero, when done right it’s delicious.
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ApolloRocketOfLove@reddit

>when done right it’s delicious This is something people only say about shitty food.
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LibertyReignsCx@reddit

Oh silly me, I guess the pizza I had was actually not good! Thanks so much for opening my eyes man.
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ApolloRocketOfLove@reddit

I'm just stating a fact about that particular sentence.
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rabotat@reddit

TIL sour cream is not considered a normal topping on a pizza in the US. I'll add it to the list, right next to sweetcorn.
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FantasticAd129@reddit

I like sour cream but here, why ? r/pizzacrimes
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Vegetable-Move-7950@reddit

Serious savagery
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the_3-14_is_a_lie@reddit

Fottutamente vomitevole
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RidesByPinochet@reddit

I thought it was whole eggs
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sappicus@reddit

Burrata 😂😂 that’s sour crime Euro
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AlterKat@reddit

Looks more like sour cream or smetana to me
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InternationalChef424@reddit

You misspelled smegma
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Vark675@reddit

That is absolutely not what smegma should look like, you might need to see a doctor lmao
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bendawg225@reddit

Besides how sad this pizza looks, no idea how I have never dipped pizza in sour cream before. Will try next time I cook one
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XDDDSOFUNNEH@reddit

The sour cream is way too overpowering, but still do try it
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bycats75@reddit

Not sure where you live but in the US, Donato's has a Mariachi Chicken pizza. It comes with packets of sour cream and I can verify that it is fantastic on pizza! The pizza has jalapeños on it and the sour cream goes perfectly with it. It's one of my favorites.
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Kardif@reddit

Sour cream melts
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sandmaninasylum@reddit

We don't realy have sour cream here.
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Vegetable-Move-7950@reddit

Mayo on pizza? That's demonic.
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LOTRfreak101@reddit

Not cream cheese?
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OneHumanPeOple@reddit

JUDAS - liquid buffalo milk cheese
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kiss_of_chef@reddit

It's either Andrew or Jacob because those are the only white two pizzas... however other than the mozzarella, no other ingredient is identifiable. My guess would be that it's Jacob because it has flaky stuff on it and the shredded jellyfish-thingy could be pear.
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BlommeHolm@reddit

There's no "grapes and sour cream" there.
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AfterYam9164@reddit

Andreas: Mozzarella, mountain cheese, summer truffle.
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thoway9876@reddit

It's got shrimp; none of them have shrimp.
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tlamere@reddit

Anchovies. It's the Giovanni.
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Ok-Understanding9244@reddit

no anchovies are dark.. those are the little tiny shrimps, all curled up
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Mypopsecrets@reddit

Oh is the yellow bits shrimp?
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Ominsi@reddit

Who cares about the pie anymore. Did they have a pie called Paul? He’s not even one of the 12
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Speedubbs@reddit

Tommasso
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Justanothrcrazybroad@reddit

Petrus, maybe? I have no idea what the little round mucus looking blobs are, but I'm thinking smoked salmon might be a possibility. It also has sour cream, which is one of the best matches for the white blobs.
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Calathea-Murderer@reddit

The Bartolomeo sounds great tomatoes · mozzarella · figs · goat cream cheese · rucola · bresaola (air dried beef)
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JoeChristmasUSA@reddit

Paolo? Paul isn't even one of the Twelve Apostles wtf
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EmmaMarisa18@reddit

Those cheese blobs don't look like mozzarella, so maybe they're goat cheese? That would narrow down the possibilities
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tlamere@reddit

Giovanni. Anchovies and sour cream are about the only identifiable ingredients.
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gurl_c0de@reddit

Peter
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lalaxoxo__@reddit

Yupa
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justanawkwardguy@reddit

I don’t see any salmon
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ImAlexxP@reddit

Peter, because you'll feel like denying Jesus three times when this arrives at your table
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Fair_Acanthisitta_75@reddit

It looks like it has Peter sauce on it to me.
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lalaxoxo__@reddit

I'm thinking Petrus with the *sour cream*.
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ilovecheaptrick@reddit

I dunno wtf “liquid buffalo milk cheese pomodori” is but if we lookin at it then this Judas
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Mypopsecrets@reddit

I was just thinking that could be liquid buffalo cheese
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SmuglySly@reddit

Andreas
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justanawkwardguy@reddit

It’s an Andreas. No visible meats, mushrooms, green veggies, or a thick tomato sauce
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oneweirdclickbait@reddit

OF COURSE it's in Berlin
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mm101880@reddit

I think it's Judas with the liquid buffalo milk cheese
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professorseagull@reddit

Pretty sure its petrus. Thought about that for way too long.
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Woodstovia@reddit

Pear and walnuts on pizza?
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volticizer@reddit

It's gotta be tommaso with the sour cream
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Andy_McBoatface@reddit

Jesus…
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Poinaheim@reddit

That looks better than any pizza I’ve had from Canada
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BananaBizniz@reddit

Is Spongebob an Apostle?
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hand13@reddit

who was that one apostle again who used to jizz on the others flatbreads? anyway, his name!
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Rand-Omperson@reddit

Petrus cheese looks like stones
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Myphosee@reddit

ye that's probably judas. I didn't know giovanni was a disciple too tho
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Failure-soos@reddit

Coomer
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PugGrumbles@reddit

That alleged pizza looks like a Simon to me.
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Raigne86@reddit

I squinted at it, went, "That looks like shrimp. Which one was the fisherman? Simon." There's two of them, but I agree with you. I'm guessing Simon Peter.
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jamescharisma@reddit

You sure not Paul Simon or maybe Peter Gabriel?
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Raigne86@reddit

The apostle was named Simon, and after he followed Jesus, he was called Peter. It's been a long time, but my Catholic school upbringing has finally found a use, here, in this pizza thread, on reddit. And I thought I'd peaked years ago.
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jamescharisma@reddit

I know. But there's two singers, Paul Simon from Simon and Garfunkle and Peter Gabriel formally from Genesis and later a successful solo career. I was makingna joke based off how you wrote Simon Peter.
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Raigne86@reddit

He's literally called it in the buble. I know I've misspelt it, but the ypo made me giggle, so I'm leaving it as is.
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theMooey23@reddit

Is that the Michael Buble?
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Remarkable-Love-8442@reddit

You can call him Al...
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RedactedSpatula@reddit

Chevy Chase?
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jamescharisma@reddit

No, he's my sledgehammer
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The-Tai-pan@reddit

it is true that Simple Simon was a (pizza)Pie man.
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Shovelman2001@reddit

Because it betrays you three times. Going in, in your stomach, and coming out.
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Amopax@reddit

Simon says get that shit away from me.
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elspotto@reddit

“And upon you I shall build my church because damn, son, you can’t make pizza.”
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Somsanite7@reddit

they're opened again? Bartholomaeus was nice..
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Unupgradable@reddit

Cum
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BillyBobBarkerJrJr@reddit

John, because that's what appears to be on the card behind it.
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PlanNo4679@reddit

So two of the pizzas were named Judas?
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darthmaui728@reddit

Herman, the 13th apostle
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geon@reddit

Looks delicious. But I don’t think the *jewish* apostles ate shrimp.
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edwardothegreatest@reddit

I don’t know but I’m definitely trying sour cream on my next pizza.
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RaZz_85@reddit

Sneezy
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-pinkdit@reddit

I went through almost all comments and I think only one mentioned that the name is hiding in plain sight.
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Zomgjeps@reddit

Jizzus
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britskates@reddit

Dj Jizzy Jeff
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dragonsbaneplus1@reddit

![gif](giphy|koPZEcZ0inEIg)
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purplerazzmatazz69@reddit

Sperm supreme special
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Dantaeus@reddit

Cheezus christ
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gnargnarrad@reddit

Cheesus
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RanaMisteria@reddit

Is it Peter? Because of the prawns?
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tacobellholocaust@reddit

Rufus, the 13th apostle.
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jamescharisma@reddit

He still owes me $5!
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SolidDick@reddit

I think it was $12, but I haven't seen it in a while.
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jamescharisma@reddit

You need too. Movie is hilarious
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Criticallyoptimistic@reddit

Great reference!
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Dadariko@reddit

Matthias is the 13th, isn't he? Rufus is the son of Simon of Cyrene, who helped Jesus carry the cross?
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Conscious-Title-226@reddit

It’s a reference to the film Dogma
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Dadariko@reddit

Now I have to see it. The only thing I know about Dogma is: Janeane Garofolo plays God (I think), Jay or Silent Bob drove a car like 100 mph in 1st gear, and Chris Rock fell butt naked out the sky. If I even remember all of that correctly. It's been like 18 years.
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mog_knight@reddit

It's free to watch on YouTube. You're welcome
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SolidDick@reddit

I spent about $50 on a DVD (out of print) and a week later it was free on YouTube lol
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Vegetable-Move-7950@reddit

No thanks. Once was enough.
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Kashyyykk@reddit

There's also Alan Rickman playing the Metatron aka "the herald of the almighty and voice of the one true god". It's [right here on youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZVEe_5Fo1Q).
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MrShortPants@reddit

GEARS!?!?!
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duck-duck--grayduck@reddit

Chris Rock played Rufus, the 13th apostle, actually.
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occultify@reddit

Jane
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TheBawalUmihiDito@reddit

Holy shit, that's mayo? I honestly thought it was burrata or something. That's not apostle, that's satan.
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Additional_Handle223@reddit

Does Judas have chopped anchovies in the sauce?
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jazzzzzcabbage@reddit

Trick question. That's not an apostle. That's Cheesus.
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Disastrous-Resident5@reddit

Which one shot buckets of jizz? Because it’s that one.
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liveforever67@reddit

I can’t name a single apostle.
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Fit-Craft7007@reddit

Wyald?
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insertwittynamethere@reddit

Crème fraîche on pizza is just wonderful. Hadn't experienced that til living jn Germany.
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Adventurous_Train_48@reddit

What a stupid concept. Looks like shit too
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CharlotteLucasOP@reddit

Thomas. Because I have Doubts.
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Friendly_Age9160@reddit

It’s a no for me lol
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Clannishfamily@reddit

Pants. Just posted before looking through the comments. Well done !
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Adventurous_Sort_207@reddit

Best answer!
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cakivalue@reddit

🥇🥇🥇🥇
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The_AmyrlinSeat@reddit

Well done.
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Sproose_Moose@reddit

![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)
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Switchbladekitten@reddit

lol damn. This is good.
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musicman0359@reddit

Thomas. Because I doubt that will be good pizza.
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MysteriousSyrup9790@reddit

Judas, cause that's a fucking crime 😭
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UndeadBread@reddit

I don't know any of their names but my guess is Jeff.
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bigdreams_littledick@reddit

Assuming that's some kind if cream cheese on top this pizza looks fire.
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Belocity@reddit

It’s probably burrata
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Man_Of_Frost@reddit

I hope it is, because it definitely looks like cream.
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ImAlexxP@reddit

Unfortunately, a couple of pizzas in the menu have sour cream. We might have our answer
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fucking-migraines@reddit

Gotta eat a burrito with tomato sauce today just to keep the universe balanced
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Man_Of_Frost@reddit

Good lord...
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Bluepompf@reddit

I'd say that's crab (like small shrimps) and creme fraiche.
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bigdreams_littledick@reddit

I'd eat that.
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No_Throat_9444@reddit

John the Baptist. Mozzarella balls for heads
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CaptainObvious1313@reddit

Judas
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JonTartare@reddit

That’s absolutely Judas
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eliotuk@reddit

1st Apostole
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Byron_P_Woofenden@reddit

The gospel according to Farmfoods.
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LarryLerry@reddit

Zoltan ![gif](giphy|jlSOXeQC1PXGM)
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lordkidkat@reddit

Pestilence
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xcalibersa@reddit

Looks like typical pizza in German. Sad.
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DabIMON@reddit

[cum pun]
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RichR11511@reddit

Judas
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gyztms92@reddit

Jizzus
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Clannishfamily@reddit

Is it Thomas because I’m doubtful it’s a pizza?
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LordJambrek@reddit

Jizzus Christ
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Spazz-ya-nan@reddit

Jesus is come
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RockyPatella@reddit

Looks like the second, third, and fourth coming
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LaureGilou@reddit

You mean, christ is cum
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pizzapoweralien@reddit

Cheese n Crust
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Vegetable-Move-7950@reddit

Cheese n Christ
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Vvvbroken@reddit

Cheesus Chrust
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iamdevo@reddit

I see this pun pop up occasionally and always have to add that I've had an idea for years to start a sandwich shop called Cheesus Chrust where we'd have a bunch of panini presses that grill the shape of different religious figures onto the sandwiches. Each sandwich would be named after a figure and have that corresponding likeness grilled onto the sandwich.
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Mangostani@reddit

Just don't do muhammad, sandwiches might be getting flame broiled...
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CrimsonOOmpa@reddit

Sounds great but it wouldn't last an hour in the overly-sensitive, easily-offended, politically correct world we live in nowadays 🤣
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iamdevo@reddit

I don't think it would offend people. I'd genuinely try to do it in a respectful manner.
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indecisive_maybe@reddit

Can you cater our communion?
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collieherb@reddit

Had the same idea for prophet paninis. Gonna call it Allah's Snack bar
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iamdevo@reddit

Lol that's so good. I've heard that pun before as well but never thought to turn it into a restaurant idea.
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Vvvbroken@reddit

Yes I am totally onboard with this and support it 100%
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TerminatorAuschwitz@reddit

![gif](giphy|l0HlLiy6yM39WCXgA)
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531412@reddit

Close but not an Apostle!
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Ididit7x@reddit

![gif](giphy|kkCPddrMd4OKA)
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Switchbladekitten@reddit

May god have mercy on your soul!
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pizzapoweralien@reddit

Crust
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UnusualPete@reddit

I would say Jesus because he came and now he's gone, assuming the pizza has been eaten. But... he's not an apostle.
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tr4nceplants@reddit

Looks like Petrus.
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ExpertPath@reddit

Rufus
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Questionsaboutsanity@reddit

if he had been an apostle, i’d say ezekiel. that’s pizza #no.23:20
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matyo08@reddit

cumpostle
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PeachesOfTheUniverse@reddit

I love how I knew it was onions but fish and I came to the conclusion of fish “Go forth and be fishers of men” Lmfao Petrus
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supersighin@reddit

Apostasy right here
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IDiggaPony@reddit

That looks like a St. Matthew of the Mozzarella pie.
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PeachesOfTheUniverse@reddit

I appreciate that good sir but as my brain said before and the menus said when I read it after. Fresh muzz with a basil pesto and extra sauce. I’m a grandma slice guy with extra muzz, it’s just the Matteo way good sir.
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Anon9inz@reddit

Judas
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Skvora@reddit

Shittimus, the admin of r/shittyfoodporn surely.
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Pandaploots@reddit

Satan snek?
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WillTCM69@reddit

Bro is going to hell after making this one
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ElysianForestWitch@reddit

Sin, idk, I have zero religious background.
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CaptCaCa@reddit

Shout out to those that only know Judas
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Solid_Bake4577@reddit

Ah now, that's number 13 pizza - a celebration of everything the 12 apostles taught. It's called the Second Cumming.
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EY7617@reddit

john, based on the HN in the background. could also be matthn marhn lukhn judahn petehn
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horus993@reddit

Traitor!!!
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shallow_not_pedantic@reddit

Barfholomew.
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BamBamVonSlammerson@reddit

Jimmy The Spunking Apostle. Always my favourite.
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Miserable-Many-6507@reddit

The lost Apostle Cumus Stainus.
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Raptr117@reddit

Before I see the comments I’m saying Paul
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pimpinellifolia@reddit

Jude, because it’s purported flavour is obscure.
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Worldly_Prune_2934@reddit

Pestilence
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GayIsGoodForEarth@reddit

Hypertension apostle
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SirMy-TDog@reddit

Dopey? Definitely not Happy.
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Serious-Trip5239@reddit

Apostle John’s
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Bowlingbowlbagbob@reddit

This is fuckin Judas because only a traitor to pizza would eat this slop
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devereaux98@reddit

Creamy Pete
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Landias@reddit

Creamy Pete the apostle? I think I’ve read about him
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Yubookoo@reddit

Not an apostle, but the restaurant was thinking of Saint Lawrence; near immunity to heat
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joe-lefty500@reddit

Saint Paul
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Briazepam@reddit

Peter elli
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ThatchedRoofCottage@reddit

Donatello.
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QuietudeOfHeart@reddit

This pizza is more confusing the longer you look at it… like, are those small shrimp on it? Are those dollops of sour cream or mozzarella…
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thetieflingalchemist@reddit

Paul
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TimatoTim@reddit

Dopey.
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OhSoundGuy@reddit

It’s either Matthew, Mark, Puke, or John.
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redfalcondeath@reddit

This unholy pizza looks like it’s got undercooked shrimps with globs of sour cream on it.
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Ok-Understanding9244@reddit

yeah tiny little undercooked shrimp
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willumasaurus@reddit

Susan
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StrangeVortexLex@reddit

Is it dollops of ricotta or just straight up mayo on that bitch?
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Timely-Rent-7494@reddit

Thinking it’s the Andreas and the little shrimp looking things are truffles. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Skeezertron@reddit

I don’t know any of the apostles, and I went to catholic private school😑 dasher? Cupid? Hercules? Gordon Ramsey?
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mycroftseparator@reddit

Might look shitty, but have you actually tried pizza with Mascarpone on top? Aplostle: no idea. Bob?
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Tiny-Selections@reddit

St. Paul because it looks like something an incel would whip up in his dungeon.
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KecemotRybecx@reddit

Judas.
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BenjiEla@reddit

Peter
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DisappointedInHumany@reddit

Okay, well that's shrimp on there, so that narrows it down to either Peter or Andrew (I will make you fishers of men) or none because the only time shrimp appears on the menu is as a pasta dish. This could be a variation for Judas since he would have died in apostasy...
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ricoimf@reddit

Is this in cologne?
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Kelbeross@reddit

Idk but it looks like the Romans are punishing him.
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HollowChest_OnSleeve@reddit

Wait wait, hang on a minute. . . . . . Bukkake was also the name of an Apostle? I had no idea.
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BurrrritoBoy@reddit

Cheezus
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McGuitarpants@reddit

It’s john, who sustains himself on a diet of milk & honey
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DokeyOakey@reddit

St Jude; the patron saint of lost causes.
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XDDDSOFUNNEH@reddit

Peter cuz it's white like the Pope's garments.
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Inside-Coffee-1743@reddit

Paul. Because it looks like the cook just ate psychedelics and made some shit up.
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ThatsRobToYou@reddit

Was Mr. Hankey an apostle?
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DifficultHat@reddit

Doubting Thomas, because I doubt that’s edible
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alienqueendri@reddit

1. what’s on that 2. did we ever get confirmation on which apostle pizza that was
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lunicar@reddit

Whichever one was Cheeseus’ favorite.
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Obunga907@reddit

Brian
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EnvironmentalLand840@reddit

I’m going with Matteo
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North_Apricot_4440@reddit

Fred.
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Easy_Arm_1987@reddit

One of the 22 Apostles was a vegetarian ... He would often snack Honey and Locust ...
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Sub_Omen@reddit

This is the cumpostle, everyone knows that.
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zippeedeedoodaaa1@reddit

Paul since it's appalling
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Ninja_Wrangler@reddit

Sloth
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HoseNeighbor@reddit

Judas, because I'd feel betrayed if I ordered it.
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blutoothcrockpot@reddit

Was Saddius an apostle? Because that's just sad.
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TrashRatsReddit@reddit

Jizzus
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mcbaritone@reddit

You sure this place isn't called Cheesus Crust? Do they have Crucistix as an appetizer?
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Nezrite@reddit

The Apostle Splort.
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One-Move@reddit

St cheese
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Early-Fortune2692@reddit

Jizzbomb
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Adventurous-Lack-597@reddit

All of yall shitting on this can take a seat. It’s literally the best pizza on earth and my family (and everyone we’ve ever brought there) adores this pizza and has talked about it FOR YEARS.
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Carin1790@reddit

PETER
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atmx093@reddit

Probably Biff.
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Brian18639@reddit

Biff Tannen?
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atmx093@reddit

No, Biff the apostle! Research the book "Lamb", you'll see who I mean.
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Brian18639@reddit

Got it
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Antique-Ant5557@reddit

Posh Spice
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lancea_longini@reddit

Judas. 30 pieces of silver.
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Trolleymaneureka@reddit

James or Thomas
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BautznerSenfkorn@reddit

Billy?
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FleshlightModel@reddit

Is there one named shit on a shingle?
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Rico_Sosa@reddit

3 Cheesus Christ?
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d0ged0ged0ged0ge@reddit

dopey
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ratz1988@reddit

John? Because white peeps love mayo?
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Projectionist76@reddit

Peter (North)
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awesomedan24@reddit

Semon
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dajokesta@reddit

St. Goopy Boogers
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basshed8@reddit

Is that shrimp? Judas because that’s treason
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Maleficent-Quiet4928@reddit

Peter, he would definitely take a facial from Jesus
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babyllamadrama_@reddit

Can't be Judas, he isn't one of the 12!
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yarp_it_up@reddit

I used to love that restaurant when I lived in Berlin
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syiduk@reddit

Jizz us
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MasterUndKommandant@reddit

Saint Bukkake
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Suckstoyourassmar84@reddit

James or John - the fishermen
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Knees0ck@reddit

Onan
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gijenop720@reddit

People order pizza in Germany?
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MATT_TRIANO@reddit

YOGURT AND?
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deltarefund@reddit

I dunno, looks good to me 🤷‍♀️
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Bog2ElectricBoogaloo@reddit

Paul. Only a man who thinks men with long hair are unnatural could make something so fucked up & stupid
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Drew-P-Littlewood@reddit

The cum could be anyone of them
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TheAcaciaStrain93@reddit

Cumpostle
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v9Pv@reddit

St. Jizzmond.
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JASCO47@reddit

Sneezy?
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SayitagainCraig@reddit

Fucking JUDAS!!!
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violentmauve@reddit

Saul/Paul because the poor soul swore off women
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jsnd__@reddit

Bartholomew
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CleanOpossum47@reddit

... going out on a limb with "Creamy Ron"?
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Not_A_Wendigo@reddit

Are those tiny shrimp?
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Chip_Farmer@reddit

Onan
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added_chaos@reddit

Cum
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Extension-Marzipan24@reddit

Elton John farted on that one
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PBO123567@reddit

It’s the leader — Cheesus
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Octavius-26@reddit

Peter… because I deny this is pizza.
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lostsurfer24t@reddit

Most German thing I've seen all day. 1/2 myself
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OnTheSideHustle@reddit

Brad
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SXECrow@reddit

Biff! Christ’s childhood pal!
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Editengine@reddit

Ringo.
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-ghostinthemachine-@reddit

St. Cummings
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SkepticalSpiderboi@reddit

As a non religious person, I am going to guess it’s Luke skywalker
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One_Posh_Possum@reddit

Was there a Todd? Because this looks like a Todd
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caughtinwriting@reddit

ah yes, from the book of mozza
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BorealShaman@reddit

Gonna say Peter since those look like his tracks
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bag-o-loose-teeth@reddit

My bet is Peter. Cause shrimps is fish.
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jessek@reddit

Thomas, because I doubt that pizza
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Roscoe_P_Trolltrain@reddit

Steamin” Semen Simon, also known as Peter.
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Debonaire_Death@reddit

Is that shrimp?
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CrimsonOOmpa@reddit

His Brother John™
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FritzTheCat86@reddit

I’d say it’s their “Pizza XII APOSTEL” though I don’t see any salmon.
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lalaxoxo__@reddit

Cheesus = Jesus
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Arabian_Flame@reddit

Judas
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Ethan084@reddit

Pizza with smegma on it?
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okokokin1992@reddit

Idk my disciples like that but this is def Judas, I’m betrayed by the lack of cheese, tf
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agoia@reddit

Is that shrimp? So maybe that narrows it down to Peter, James, Andrew, and John. John is a common term for folks who leave random globs of suspicious white milky substances in strange places. So I'm gonna go with John.
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ionertia@reddit

Apostles of who? One fictional guy isn't the only one with apostles.
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veloman124@reddit

“Blessed are the cheesemakers.”
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lollapaloozafork@reddit

“For they will inherit the crust”
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Zama202@reddit

Simon the Zealot?
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22Shug22@reddit

Jizz...on.
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burukop@reddit

Godskin
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Panderson0727@reddit

![gif](giphy|RKYaqZTEHGoqaVATNa)
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clowdeevape@reddit

Ron Jeremy
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R4nD0m57@reddit

I don’t know any of their names
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uiouyug@reddit

I think Chris Rock played one in a movie
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Rynkevin@reddit

Rufus
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kahran@reddit

How rude
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R4nD0m57@reddit

Why
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Just_Sweet_3545@reddit

Pedo
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345joe370@reddit

Judas Iscariot
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thelongletgo@reddit

Not only is the pizza looking shitty but why is the slice so obtuse
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Filibusteria@reddit

Actually I know the 12 Apostel in cologne and they make a pretty good pizza
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thatlukeguy@reddit

Satan
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Melodic_Locksmith_66@reddit

Peter; James; John; Andrew; Philip; Judas Iscariot; Matthew; Thomas; James, the son of Alpheus; Bartholomew; Judas Thaddeus; or Simon Zelotes
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HunnyBear66@reddit

Thomas has sour cream and that looks like that is about all that's there. Kinda sad.
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devillishgoddess@reddit

cumpostle I’m sorry
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TheHoboRoadshow@reddit

Cumbo
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JeepWrangler319@reddit

*John the Lesser*
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tatortotsnfiresauce@reddit

When are you gonna tell us the answer bc I wanna know 🥹🥹🥹
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Waffle_Muffins@reddit

John, the disciple that Jesus loved
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Wonderful_Quality_99@reddit

The shit bastard ? I meant paul?
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birdorinho@reddit

Cheesus christ
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ilovecheaptrick@reddit

This might be a r/pizzacrime if I knew what I was looking at
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dukesinatra@reddit

The betrayal is strong with this one.
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Thehallowwolf@reddit

Looks like furry con pizza
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SnowyMovies@reddit

I swear I had the worst pizza while living in Germany. The combinations are so strange.
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Tasty_Lead_Paint@reddit

St James the lesser (quality)?
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Uruluak@reddit

Which one costs 30 pieces of silver? That'll be the "Judas"
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0ne-of-These@reddit

John, because that’s exactly where I’m going afterwards
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Melodic_Duck_6064@reddit

Rufus?
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FluentInChocobo@reddit

It's Peter
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Rabbit0fCaerbannog@reddit

Pizza the Hut?
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Rich-Appearance-7145@reddit

Definitely Judas
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qdattt@reddit

5 of them so God Hand?
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thedaddy2694@reddit

That’s whoever actually came in Mary. ☕️
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Gomphrena_umbellata@reddit

JUDAS
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ShnickityShnoo@reddit

Pretty sure that's Barf from Spaceballs.
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FarAdministration321@reddit

Anemia ?
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f1lth4f1lth@reddit

Mark because fuck.
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molenan@reddit

Erebus
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Kornographic@reddit

Thats probably the apostole that likes milkies
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camlaw63@reddit

Splooge?
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EXOTIC_BALL_OF_WORMS@reddit

Apostle Yeast infection
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Fur-Frisbee@reddit

Sneezy
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ImSorryRumhamster@reddit

The one that betrayed Jesus
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Subject_Repair5080@reddit

Nathaniel
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Elegant-Raise-9367@reddit

An American one, cuz it's white.
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EarlofBizzlington86@reddit

It’s clearly St Peter
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bisky12@reddit

dasher, no, dancer
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Spare_Substance5003@reddit

Cum was an Apostle?
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QuickDepartment8032@reddit

Definitely Judas
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readditredditread@reddit

Must be Judas, as this is pizza blasphemy!!!!
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tailslide24@reddit

Mary's back?
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shadowtheimpure@reddit

I don't know, but I want to whip his ass for busting a nut on my fucking pizza....
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DJAllOut@reddit

The Apostle of Despair
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ManitouWakinyan@reddit

Peter. It has shrimp on it, and so celebrates his vision which led to Christians being able to enjoy non kosher food.
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CompetitiveDrop613@reddit

Whoever the palest one is
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CompetitiveDrop613@reddit

Sorry to inform you but I’m pretty sure that’s a pizza
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derflow1977@reddit

Eggbert Mayonaisse was an apostle?
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AdMiddle7526@reddit

Imma giggle for the next 20 minutes over this name 😂
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Esteban0032@reddit

Par rompa pom pom
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your_star_arr@reddit

Ringo
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tomqvaxy@reddit

Tim.
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workthrowawhey@reddit

I don't remember any of the apostles being well-known for ejaculating...
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JohnOtrilby@reddit

The slug count
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DrumpfTinyHands@reddit

Is that shrimp? Paul. Because wasn't he a gentile so he could eat shellfish?
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Honeybadger_888@reddit

Easy - Doubting Thomas!
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giraffeneckedcat@reddit

Who's the apostle of depression?
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BigRigButters2@reddit

why dont u ask ur bf
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Hamilton-Beckett@reddit

It’s the Peter.
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blackbeltinlockdown@reddit

Wayne
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Yazhemog@reddit

Judz cuz this shit a fucking betrayal
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Ididit7x@reddit

I’d tear that shit up live I’m starving
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QuipCrafter@reddit

It would help if we knew what the fuck was on it
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DyingRats@reddit

The white one
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SolarBozo@reddit

No apostle, that's Cheesus Himself.
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Hoosier_boy31723@reddit

Looks like a Peter to me
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Saxong@reddit

Jack?
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Switchbladekitten@reddit

Maybe Bob?
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crushbone_brothers@reddit

Secret thirteenth apostle Squirt
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kellyjandrews@reddit

I think it's the Andreas, and those are black summer truffles?
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Inner_Dog_8488@reddit

Creemo, the God of Gloppy Jizz
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Cwuddlebear@reddit

Tommaso
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NineteenthJester@reddit

I agree, but no mushrooms seem to be in sight. If the smaller blobs are pancetta and not shrimp, that's some shit pancetta.
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TheoreticalResearch@reddit

St. Thomas for sure.
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yacjuman@reddit

Baby Cheesus
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FuqCunts@reddit

Which one had Jesus cum on them?
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Effet_Pygmalion@reddit

Jacob
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ThexKountTTV@reddit

The depressed one
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Hyperpanicz@reddit

Euu..its looks like piece of shit.
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mack-y0@reddit

i had an aneurysm reading that title
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SunnysVanLife@reddit

Obesus Crust The Butter The Sauce And the Holy Roast Insulin be upon you Communion is a shot of Au Jus and a slice of butter. We hold services at Old Country Buffet 3 times a day.
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irishlungsOG@reddit

The Pizza that Jesus loved.
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jpainphx@reddit

Peter
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Fewhoney1@reddit (OP)

I will reveal the name after some time :) maybe someone says it right
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