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Anon looksmaxxes

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Anon looksmaxxes

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peachie_bongo@reddit

"Poo brown" got me kekking.
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OppressedJewedditor@reddit

God I fucking love this shit
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EvitableDownfall@reddit

God I fucking love shit
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GloppityPloppity@reddit

god i love fucking this shit
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VPackardPersuadedMe@reddit

r/realscatgirls
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The_Almighty_Demoham@reddit

today i'm gonna treat myself to not looking at anything there
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VPackardPersuadedMe@reddit

😻 👧
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EvitableDownfall@reddit

☹️
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SpaceBug173@reddit

Don't tell anyone I told you this, but your ass generates shit daily. Have fun with this information.
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chillanous@reddit

I don’t know how to tell you this, but thinking your ass generates shit is like thinking the factory door is what generates cars
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utkohoc@reddit

Cars come from the car shop
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Scottish_Whiskey@reddit

ok smart guy, answer this where does the car shop come from?
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Lucius-Halthier@reddit

Well when a mommy car shop and a daddy car shop love eachother…
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smegblender@reddit

Mate... what sort of dumb question is this? Car shops come from car shop shops.
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Malvastor@reddit

Alright wise guy, now where's the car shop shop come from?
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Donut-Farts@reddit

That’s where I’ve got you, it’s shops all the way down
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smegblender@reddit

China ofcourse!
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Fine-Teacher-7161@reddit

Fooling nobody with this answer. Car shop shop shops. Is the only truth.
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smegblender@reddit

It absolutely is. Its called the following locally 汽车店 商店 商店
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Shoelesshobos@reddit

your ass.
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irago_@reddit

Pee comes from the balls
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fartrevolution@reddit

Have fun with this information!
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flodA_reltiH-6B@reddit

Candy dispenser
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Etaec@reddit

Enjoy sniffing farts till the day you die.
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elephantgropingtits@reddit

C c c combo breaker
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c0smico@reddit

Good i love fucking shit
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spudnaut@reddit

God I love fucking shit
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definitelynotbanana@reddit

Shit I love fucking God
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EarlGrey_Bolus@reddit

I love shit fucking God
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logan_791@reddit

God loves fucking shit
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aGraciousGod@reddit

Nice.
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aGraciousGod@reddit

Nice.
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K1llG0r3Tr0ut@reddit

Same, bro. Same.
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aGraciousGod@reddit

Nice.
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killer-cow@reddit

God I fuck shitting
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aGraciousGod@reddit

Nice
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baudmiksen@reddit

god loves shitting fucks
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what_that_thaaang_do@reddit

God I fucking shit
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TheEmeraldKnite@reddit

God I shit
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Everestkid@reddit

I shit
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Warfrog@reddit

God I love fucking shit
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SharkMilk44@reddit

God I love fucking shit.
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zangor@reddit

Trying not to lose it in the dentist waiting room.
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dwarfdudeguy@reddit

Holy shit I’m doing the same in a doctors office
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bigbadbillyd@reddit

Real toothcel move.
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GamingGems@reddit

Good work anon, dentmaxx so you can enammog your challengers.
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Glad-Lingonberry-375@reddit

Swimcel is a new one.
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BrocElLider@reddit

Canthalmog got me 😂
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RedOrchestra137@reddit

fuckmaxxed and lovemogged
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gaypornaccount1996@reddit

I couldn't even get through this one with all of the meme language lmao, oh well
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UndercoverArmadill0@reddit

Stop you're making me feel like a shut-in for getting it all perfectly.
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gaypornaccount1996@reddit

It's okay I haven't been to a party besides on discord in years dawg, were both losers 🤗
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UndercoverArmadill0@reddit

At least we can be losers together 🤝
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-Johannes-of-ZA-@reddit

I love God.
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irago_@reddit

Shitmaxxxed godcel
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Wooden_Department_48@reddit

Redditors wouldn't even realize it was fake
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gongbattler@reddit

Alphacel exuding basedness. I am going for a cigarette
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Supernothing-00@reddit

Hard to read ❌ Hard while reading ✅
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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

Anon flirts with a twink
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Ultra_CUPCAKEEE@reddit

thats how i thought this was going to end lmao
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2donuts4elephants@reddit

You thought anon was going to twinkmaxx and topmaxx before eventually daddymaxxing
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Affectionate-Basil88@reddit

How about you go ropemaxx you fucking retard
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koyomin25@reddit

>"look at my muscular thighs boy. Do you want that dad bod boy uhuh?" (they had Hot gay sex after that)
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Xardnas69@reddit

That's not what a dad bod is
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koyomin25@reddit

I know
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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

\> be me, straight
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RevolutionarySolid52@reddit

Swedish, too
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baudmiksen@reddit

look at these thighs and my arms, now tell me how big your dick is sperm cell
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Maouitippitytappin@reddit

>real and gay
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Kidlat_2366@reddit

What the fuck are you talking about?
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CadenceAscended@reddit

The reference to PKA’s Lock and Load made this 10x better for me
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mwise723@reddit

What are half of these words
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LoginLord@reddit

God I hate/love fucking this shit
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Confra@reddit

The duality of man(on)
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HadesVanir@reddit

You gonna fuck my toilet to unclog it?
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AriiMay@reddit

Based
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RonJeremysPube@reddit

\>17.7cm About 6.969 inches kek
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nyeblocktd@reddit

I think he was claiming it is that long when it's soft
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RonJeremysPube@reddit

Yeah but sex number
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nyeblocktd@reddit

How did I not pick up on that 🤦
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RoyalMess64@reddit

None of these words are in the Bible
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bigbadbillyd@reddit

Congratulations you mogged yoself
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The_BoAtMaNeM@reddit

Gake and Fay
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Xardnas69@reddit

Mirin? Mog? What is he talking about?
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neon_cowboy1@reddit

God I love the duality of man
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BooleyJr@reddit

Had a stroke
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AltF4irl@reddit

God I fucking hate this shit
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legocrash@reddit

Just call me Esteban, I am not (yet) God.
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Intrepid-Tomorrow907@reddit

5 second penalty for Ocon
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Get_the_Krown@reddit

>not Godmaxxing ngmi
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xXgreentextXx@reddit

Anon gets ninjapilled evademaxxed so hard he doesnt even know he zerobitchesmaxxed
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Extreme_Switch_2058@reddit

Man I just caught on to Rizz and there's already mog replacing it. Tf man.
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ButtersAndRowlet@reddit

mog is different to rizz rizz is charisma to rizz someone is to seduce them to mog someone is to make them seem inferior compared to you (like a tall person making an average height person look short in comparison) rizz is a tiktok term mog is an incel term that tiktokers sometimes use
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nothing_in_my_mind@reddit

Mog is a much older term thn rizz. It's a PUA term. Goes back at least 15 years. Originally it's "amog". Short for "Alpha Male of the Group". So when PUAs try to pick girls up in a group, they'd have a male friend who is the "leader" and would be protective towards the girls and try to dominate and deflect the PUA. That was the alpha male of the group aka amog. And what he does was called "mogging". Nowadays all the origina meaning is lost, it jsut means trying to dominate another mana nd make him feel inferior. "Rizz" is a more recent term, maybe last year. It's just short for "charisma". But it's closer to "charm" in meaning than charisma. Eg. "Turn on my rizz" = "turn on my charm"
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UberAlcremie@reddit

Whats PUA?
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nothing_in_my_mind@reddit

Pick Up Artist
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UberAlcremie@reddit

Oh alright, thank you
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Ridenberg@reddit

amog...... a... mog... us?
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Giimax@reddit

where do people come up with this shit
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nothing_in_my_mind@reddit

Obscure internet forums where people share tactics on how to not be virgins anymore
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ButtersAndRowlet@reddit

I know that, I just explained that
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nothing_in_my_mind@reddit

Cool cool I just wanted to touch on the PUA origins of the term for whoever cares
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Malvastor@reddit

Bro just slangmogged him
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ButtersAndRowlet@reddit

ummmm ajkshually i explainmogged him
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shotplacement@reddit

mogsplaining
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Kenyaboy2005@reddit

Slangmaxxed neologismcel
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Mat1c444@reddit

So mock or belittle?
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ButtersAndRowlet@reddit

Yeah pretty much
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Mat1c444@reddit

Christ almighty ive been on the internet since 2009. Noone has been as cringe as gen alpha with the terms
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big_whistler@reddit

I dont think gen alpha is saying mog
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car714c@reddit

when puberty hits and they find lookmaxxers they will
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smokeyphil@reddit

You think hammermaxing is bad just wait till gen alpha gets its test boost from hitting adolescence. The pure unbridled insanity that will result from it will be unmatched until the next lot come along at least.
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dovah-meme@reddit

Mog definitely isn’t a gen alpha thing fam
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goatpenis11@reddit

Mog is a millennial/zoomer term
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Reallyso@reddit

Mog has been around for ages in gym circles. And like mentioned, they aint the same meaning at all.
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WasAnHonestMann@reddit

Rizz is tiktok normie speak. Mog is 4chan speak
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OwnHousing9851@reddit

rizzmogging jannies in ohio (I'm a sigma canthalmaxxer)
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ilovearty626@reddit

Also mog has been around longer than rizz by a long shot
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Acquiredpolicy@reddit

Mog is traditional chanspeak, not new.
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shapu@reddit

You're on your way to the skibidi toilet, homes
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bfrahm420@reddit

Unstoppable Rizz
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Kuftubby@reddit

Ngl this kinda read like some homoerotic fanfiction.
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TwiceTrash11@reddit

i had an aneurysm just by glancing at this
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AhYesOrphans@reddit

Im literally Melvin but with a better name
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boiledviolins@reddit

Self-help brainrot
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connor1242@reddit

avg PKA viewer
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SawdustIsMyCocaine@reddit

RSK
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GaniMemestar@reddit

Am I retarded or normal that I don't understand half of what anon wrote?
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Babu_Frik66@reddit

None of these words exist.
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Rough-Introduction68@reddit

i’m 100% a chronically online loser cause i deadass read this whole fucking thing and understood every single part of it without having to think about it
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fatshamingworx@reddit

Anon is Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
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leglesslegolegolas@reddit

I was picturing that other bald-headed jail guy
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Kenyaboy2005@reddit

Dure dure yaude yaude
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angry_snek@reddit

The fuck does mog mean
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Reallyso@reddit

Anon forgot the part where he shows his gapemaxxing skills by pulling out the 5XL plug from his rear.
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ClownOfClowns@reddit

Maxxcel anon gets mogmogged
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Jernyjern@reddit

Anon is suffering from success
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littlediddlemanz@reddit

Mogmaxxed tf put him
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Maouitippitytappin@reddit

Can anyone translate this to English
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Ardalev@reddit

Is...is this still english? I swear I can understand some of what's written, but most of it looks like gibberish
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NormalTypes@reddit

>17.7 cm HAHAHAHA NON-AMERICAN COPING OUT HIS ASS Jesus fucking Christ use inches loser. America stays winning
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MoistestTidus@reddit

Do I want to ask what mog even means
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Zesty-Lem0n@reddit

Lol I love how even in this fake story the best anon could hope for is a 7 inch cock 😂
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gloom_spewer@reddit

Diamond in the rough
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_endriago97@reddit

I read everyone in a normal voice, but the protagonist has a computer-generated voice chat, what does this mean?
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Senator_Pie@reddit

You've been watching too much Millenial Thinker.
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Asiriomi@reddit

Something something fake and gay or something
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Erick837@reddit

literal brainrot
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4thmovementofbrahms4@reddit

I need to know what anon's name was to see if he really namemogged him or not
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jackingitallnight@reddit

Metric fag
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kvlkar@reddit

swimcel is a chad and reminds me of Melvin from Brooklyn nine nine
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Trashfur_@reddit

I have no idea what any of these words mean
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MarketWave@reddit

please be real
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OmegaRussian@reddit

It is, just Anon is secretly called Melvin.
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Soft_Apathy@reddit

anon should now ropemaxx
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FloydknightArt@reddit

masterfully done bait. Hats off to anon
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jasonbecker83@reddit

Fake and gay to the maximum.
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Nickpimpslap@reddit

POV: you're addicted to cruelmaxxing and can't stop punching down on dicklets.
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TranceDream@reddit

I’d consider myself well above average literacy, but that was a hard fucking read lmao
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Lord_Answer_me_Why@reddit

What the fuck am I reading?(I know it’s peak but what IS it?)
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I-like_memes_bruuuuh@reddit

4chan alpha male dominates a beta cuck my friend
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cuck-alpha_bull-beta@reddit

Cucks can't be betas
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baudmiksen@reddit

not with that attitude
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Ok_Elk_4333@reddit

Squintmaxxing to canthalmog a swimcel is wild
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RedditHatesDiversity@reddit

Was this English or?
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Zepplin640@reddit

Anon LARPS Tolkien level stories.
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jackiezhouz@reddit

Mental illness
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Dd_8630@reddit

Fuck I love this shit, obviously it's more fictitious than Harry Potter, but it sustains my soul I think I get '-maxx' from context cues, but what in the name of the emperor is '-mog'?
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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

If Fight Club were remade today, Tardler Durden would sound like this guy.
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cuck-alpha_bull-beta@reddit

They're remaking fight club with conor ncgregor and Jake Gyllenhaal in it
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jns10363@reddit

I feel like I got a brain tumor just reading this
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precision_cumshot@reddit

tate fanboy fantasy
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DefinitelyNotFisk15@reddit

incomprehensible
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42dudes@reddit

This is more cringe than slashfic.
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proverb98@reddit

Translation please? I don't speak acoustic.
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allaboutgrowth4me@reddit

Brah...
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water_bottle_goggles@reddit

Blah blah maxxes 🙄
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ZadexResurrect@reddit

What the fuck is mogging
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YaBoiAsgore@reddit

bro has never seen a swimmer in his life
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StoleYourTv@reddit

Anon eats swimmers with eyes closed
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shapu@reddit

No, anon eats swimmers while gazing longingly upward
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BadHairDayToday@reddit

It was already gold, but then he absolutely killed with the namemog joke 🤣
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erraticpulse-@reddit

anon pissed himself
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here_4_crypto_@reddit

Based on a true regard
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SipoteQuixote@reddit

>doesn't talk to the Stacys >chooses to focus on swin-twink's body and flat out asks how big his dick is Sounds about right
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Responsible_Top_8832@reddit

Swimcell lol
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THEPIGWHODIDIT@reddit

Let's not forget that Anon focused exclusively on the male in shorts throughout.
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_LilDuck@reddit

Fake: half of the things this man says are made up Gay: bruh he focusing on the dude the whole time he gay as fuck
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SnooMemesjellies6868@reddit

Fake: anon knows the word "inferiority" Gay: he asks guys the size of their dicks
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wtfdoiknow1987@reddit

I'm fucking a pile of shit right now think I'll get a UTI? LOVE IT.
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axislove@reddit

I shit this God fucking love
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MikiXxX_25@reddit

God i fucking love peak fiction
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zangor@reddit

I love God
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hawkmasta@reddit

This gave me a good chuckle at work. Thank you.
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StarMaterial1496@reddit

Anon wanted to be topped by Melvin
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killer-cow@reddit

God I fuck loving shit
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I-like_memes_bruuuuh@reddit

This is how a normal person imagines an average 4channer (and it's fully accurate)
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LyingEconomist@reddit

Kino
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ItsSevii@reddit

Get mogged shitter
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stromyoloing@reddit

Anon is fetish for gay dudes
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jaybirdsaysword@reddit

This is fucking hilarious
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Do_You_Pineapple_Bro@reddit

Anon is too regarded for his own good
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JimmyBeCracked@reddit

God I love fucking this shit
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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

Then you will die braver than most.
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OkRoad6218@reddit

The world is a far worse place for this having been created
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X1TL3R@reddit

I don't say this very often, but after reading this, I really want to kill myself right now
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Be-a-st_Boi@reddit

What the fuck did i just read
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Matt_2504@reddit

Yo Chico
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koknesis@reddit

fake: anon invited to a party gay: anon fixated on the guy in shorts
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Scumbeard@reddit

God I shit this love
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accelerator21@reddit

i just shit myself
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Ok-Sundae9881@reddit

God I this shit
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VerumJerum@reddit

God I love fucking this shit
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plokijuh1229@reddit

swimcel lmao
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