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Rare skills bring privileges

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Rare skills bring privileges
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redunculuspanda@reddit

A simple reboot usually does it.
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value_counts@reddit (OP)

Which problem doesn't get solved with a simple reboot?
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pramadhana92@reddit

Lately around 90s, my parent's computer did not turned off completely after shutdown, you need to press the power button on cpu for several seconds (there is instructions on the monitor on blue screen) I didn't understand that because i'm still a kid, and English is not my main language. I remember it still using windows 95, and you can boot to ms-dos too
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CMDR_WDX@reddit

ntfs Partition in a dirty state that has been added to fstab: Allow me to introduce you to emergency mode.
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DangerIllObinson@reddit

"I can't turn off my computer"
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StandardSudden1283@reddit

Tech: ***under breath*** Dear God it's gone rogue. User: ***nervously*** What'd you say? Tech: Nothing. Hey if you could just calmly reach behind your computer and pull the plug, we're all gonna make it through this just fine.
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turtleship_2006@reddit

I don't have a computer.
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justmytwocentss@reddit

Lol
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mosskin-woast@reddit

Bro shut up
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freak_dessert2@reddit

Come on, he's just giving his 2 cents on the joke!
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thomask1989@reddit

I have a new senior dev in my team. Says he has 18 years of experience. He doesn’t know how to exit vim. This is no joke unfortunately
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bluebluegreen5@reddit

Not sure about you guys but my university made us use vim for certain classes.
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sanityDeprived0@reddit

remember to push to master branch
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Arkt1k42@reddit

"Switch to Vi! It's just better than vim!" -No one ever
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felsie_@reddit

Ew.
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skwyckl@reddit

If he doesn't have to lookup Vim's regex rules every time he uses them, can he bang her mother too?
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600-pounds-of-sin@reddit

It's the same syntax as sed
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Crafty60551@reddit

Nah man, you got it all wrong. It's the same syntax as baking a cake. You gotta mix all the ingredients together and pour it into a pan. And voila, you got yourself some fancy privileges.
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pipsvip@reddit

it's figuring out what parts need backslash-escapes. Usually takes a couple test runs to get it right.
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insomniablecubes@reddit

I believe you can use different delimiters for the vim command to avoid having to escape backslashes. :%s#/regex/#whatever You can use any of `/:;*%@#` as a delimiter afaik.
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Xmgplays@reddit

You can actually use any single byte character that is not alphanumeric or one of `"|\\`. See `:help pattern-delimiter`
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insomniablecubes@reddit

Neat, thank you!
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pipsvip@reddit

No matter how well you know vim, there is always more to know. thanks for the tip!
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dream_weasel@reddit

Use a separator that is not `/`, don't escape (, DO escape [. Oh and also escape & and $ and % and ^. I think that's most of it. How is that hard to remember?
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Hariharan235@reddit

That’s what she sed
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happylittlemexican@reddit

\v for very magic mode, don't leave home without it
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Perigord-Truffle@reddit

What if the daughter's name is Vim?
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bunny-1998@reddit

Don’t exit tonight
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dan_144@reddit

His daughter's name is Tonight?
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OneFriendship5139@reddit

it’s mac toniiiiight
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bunny-1998@reddit

No it’s Patrick
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tuseroni@reddit

Ctrl+z kill %1 Look over config to find where it says to use vim and change it to nano.
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wascilly_wabbit@reddit

Don't pull out, push to production. Reproduction.
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oldfashionedcow@reddit

git push --f\*ck
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Schwaen@reddit

Does this actually work? I mean -f does, so hold please
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champbob@reddit

Wait, do you have the repo's consent!?
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Schwaen@reddit

I did it, i fucked the repo completely /s. Jk i just deleted some unnecessary functions
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SexyMuon@reddit

Do this in production, don’t be a pussy
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oldfashionedcow@reddit

Exactly - the only pussy round here is the repo!
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Schwaen@reddit

Dont really wanna take down the company framework
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oldfashionedcow@reddit

sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Prentati435@reddit

Usually takes a couple test runs to get it right.
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crankbot2000@reddit

Are you...._merging_ right now??!
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GeekCornerReddit@reddit

Nope, I'm just rebasing, sorry
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sparcnut@reddit

Yeah - and 20 minutes after I'm done, I'll just "git reset --hard" and do it again.
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Lowriginal1020@reddit

The daughter's name is Vim?
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biggles1994@reddit

Git push Git pull Git push Git pull Git push Git pull
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Plansdgbj@reddit

That’s not how it works. You don’t actually ever exit vim.
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thenord321@reddit

He's trying to get the next generation early, without the contract!
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Idenwen@reddit

I sometimes like to be the unfunny guy: We laugh but that mindset in what ways men decide over a woman .... funny is the first half, the second happens way too often.
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obi1jabronii@reddit

How is this even considered hard? This was made by someone who either has never used vim or only ever used it once
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netspherecyborg@reddit

I always laugh when i didnt use vim for a while and I have to google how to exit vim… darn memes come to my mind always
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timonten@reddit

Isn't existing from vim " shift+zz"?
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sparcnut@reddit

Only when you're in command mode.
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Markesxd@reddit

You just hold the power button eazy
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CMDR_Sunless@reddit

Good thing dad wasn't an Emacs user.
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SeaBearsFoam@reddit

TIL it's possible to exit VIM
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pegzounet@reddit

This is of course, fiction. A real dad's instinctive reaction would be to plant claymores in the little punk's car and replace every editor on his distrib by a symlink to ed.
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Frogtarius@reddit

Doesn't everyone know how to close VIM? Just Hold the power button down for 5 seconds until all the lights switch off.
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TheRealNobodySpecial@reddit

Emac’ing on the family tree…
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ElPwnero@reddit

Gonna lay some |
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TheSentientNFT@reddit

:wq
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freak_dessert2@reddit

:x
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rollincuberawhide@reddit

this is the way
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LittleBigMidget@reddit

:q!
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PyroCatt@reddit

Don't pull out of her dad? ![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)
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Professional-Pace-43@reddit

If you have to pull out, make a pull request first.
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FappingMeister@reddit

I asked ChatGPT: https://i.imgur.com/mR6jbVT.png
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BrenekH@reddit

> `/search` So close and yet so far
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FappingMeister@reddit

Well it's not wrong, if you're searching for the word 'search', as is stated.
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BrenekH@reddit

Yep, you're right. It does call-out that this will search for the keyword `search`. I still think it's a bad choice by the model though, since if you're just glossing over it, you can get the wrong impression. Something like `/<search term>` would have been a better option.
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FappingMeister@reddit

Still beats the 570+ pages vim manuals that are out there... https://www.iopb.res.in/vimbook-OPL.pdf
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prinkpan@reddit

`esc :wq` is the safe word
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Caterpillar-Balls@reddit

My man!
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UsernameRelevant@reddit

That’s not how it works. You don’t actually ever exit vim. In reality you just enter “inferior program mode”. To exit that one again, enter `vim` (or one of the other invocations)
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IridescentGypsyDildo@reddit

"Don't pull out tonight" - he is not talking about his daughter anymore.
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sh1n1ng-w1t@reddit

Prince William?
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value_counts@reddit (OP)

Prince of Wales
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ttommyth@reddit

You should create a pull request first
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