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AppropriateFlight327@reddit

I was hoping for a hung jury, but He got a stiff sentence.

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit

Fuck sympathy! I need my fucking Johnson!

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Vegetable-Put3884@reddit

Regrettably, it’s true. Standards have fallen.

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indigo7873@reddit

I don’t have any appetite to joke about this story.

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I completely understand and abide. I like your style, Dude. I certainly do not mean to diminish the terribleness of his actions or the vileness of his character. He’s even worse than a human paraquat…

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MadGod69420@reddit

Me neither. Heinous and evil human being.

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grichardson526@reddit

He's a sex offender, with a record.

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SnooSongs9654@reddit

And a known pornographer

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shartsofglass_@reddit

In the parlance of our times…

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Yardsale420@reddit

He looks like a fucking loser

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BlankSlate400@reddit

Nice marmot.

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shartsofglass_@reddit

I say we cut off your CHONSON

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JonquilCityBoy@reddit

...*hedgehog

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PFalcone33@reddit

He’s near death right?

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craiggy36@reddit (OP)

He has health problems.

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HeisenbergX@reddit

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

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Hagfist@reddit

Bulk of the series

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Alice_The_Great@reddit

He fixes the cable?

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TheReadMenace@reddit

From the beaver picture ?

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit

You mean coitus?

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Apprehensive_BeeTx@reddit

Sir, I just want to say that we're both, on a personal level, really enormous fans

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Apprehensive_BeeTx@reddit

The Hedgehog isn’t exactly a lightweight. And a good day to you sir!

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guiltycitizen@reddit

Yeah, but he’s a pervert, dude

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Low_Resource4891@reddit

Is he gonna star in a new Jackie Treehorn production?

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Perenniallyredundant@reddit

Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town Lebowski You don’t draw shit.

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stuffbehindthepool@reddit

The brain is the largest erogenous zone

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CaptainMatticus@reddit

He f***ed his own brains out.

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be_here_now02@reddit

For you maybe

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Blueberry_Mancakes@reddit

He probably owes money all over town, including to all the known pornographers.

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artgriego@reddit

*Ve can do zings you haven't dreamed of, Lebovski*

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slayercdr@reddit

Pederast

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the_dude0110@reddit

8 year olds, Dude

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Hello__Jerry@reddit

Wave of the future, Dude.

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Loud_Internet572@reddit

She owes money to known pornographers all over town, which is cool.....

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BrewItYourself@reddit

Hey! I know that guy.

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MikeRobertini@reddit

![gif](giphy|5bQM1ManCQMVi)

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BarstoolsnDreamers@reddit

Ron Jeremy treats objects like women, man!

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Eastern-Camel-1239@reddit

I guess they went with Karl Hungus bc Jeremy wasn’t available

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BrockBushrod@reddit

Several years ago I worked for a lube manufacturer and saw him at a couple adult industry conventions we visited. I remember seeing him sitting in a hallway restlessly blathering at someone like he was having some kind of bad trip or mental health episode at one point. Could tell even then the guy was definitely not right and not well.

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