What generic Christmas cracker filler do you particularly hate and do you wear the hat?

In the ‘80s I worked in a Christmas cracker factory, manually stuffing the contents into the tubes. The things I hated the most were those plastic dolls’ hairbrushes. They were slightly too long for the tubes and management insisted we bend the handles over when we stuffed them, essentially breaking them, so the very little usefulness they could of had was destroyed. The smaller objects were most sought after as they were much easier to stuff quickly, and it was piece work. The construction of crackers seems to be a bit different these days, so I’m not sure how much of it is still manual.