What is your favorite Big Lebowski quote?
Posted by BunnyAndMonkey@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 32 comments
I just happened to find this sub by accident and I’m so happy that I did. With that said, I want to know what your favorite quote is from the movie? I know there are so many to choose from but you can only choose one. I’ll list mine below in the comments. Please be sure to enter it word for word. I’m looking forward to hearing what your favorite is!
Massive_Post8389@reddit
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon…. with nail polish. These fucking amateurs..
deleted_by_reddit@reddit
“Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.”
FigureOfStickman@reddit
fun game: say this to an evangelical christian
anonymousredditguy23@reddit
Lmao what a random Christian stray. Hating on Christians is so boring. Any other religion it’s hate speech
Acceptable-Dare-6063@reddit
Shut up
sandestroyer500@reddit
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
k_brn@reddit
Sweetie, sit down. This man is the police.
Oh, no, ma'am. We didn't want to give the impression that we were police, exactly.
mdewinthemorn@reddit
I tell you one thing pendejo, you try any of your crazy shit, you pull your piece out on the lane, I’ll take it away, stick it your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click,
KeepRightXcept2Pass@reddit
Jesus.
Mission_Addendum_388@reddit
8 year olds, dude
Chrisnm203@reddit
Bulk of the series, dude.
goodmeme420@reddit
The... W-Who the fuck are the Knutsens?
BunnyAndMonkey@reddit (OP)
Relax man, I’m a Brother Shamus!
MrArdmore@reddit
Like an Irish monk?
Brandillynn69@reddit
I am the Walrus. I am the Walrus. I am the Walrus. Shut the Fuck up, Donnie!
Rooboy66@reddit
G
Reasonable-Case4700@reddit
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
BunnyAndMonkey@reddit (OP)
Good one!
Significant-Pipe7710@reddit
"Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you"
aquilles10@reddit
Smokey, this is not Nam. There are rules.
nickib983@reddit
I say that at my job all the time 🤣
nadamean420@reddit
Just because we’re bereaved, that doesn’t make us saps!
drummer8766@reddit
I feel like it’s cliche, and if so, sorry, but I LOVE “Do you see what happens, Larry?! Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!” That whole scene is amazing. “Is this your homework, Larry?” “You’re killing your father, Larry!”
Also, when Walter calls the Dude’s landlord’s dance recital a “what have you” right before the In-N-Out burger absolutely KILLS me.
Also, Jacky Treehorn treats objects like women, man.”
nadamean420@reddit
Yes! I’m with you 💯 on the “what have you” quote!! Already a funny line but Goodman’s delivery of it is what makes it, imo. Between that and how he gestures towards it with his hand, I laugh every time! So perfect lol
Sralok77@reddit
Any Walter mine is gold but….
“Calmer than you are”
“You’re being very undude”
“ i didn’t bring the dog bowling dude I’m not renting it shoes I’m not buying it a beer”
Goooongas@reddit
Nihilists? Fuck me.
hanginwithfred@reddit
Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, Dude. At least it’s an ethos!
Dazzling_Statute@reddit
Well met, sir (or madam).
anonymousredditguy23@reddit
This one’s sneaky good 😅
l_--__--_l@reddit
“That rug really tied the room together”
sophijor@reddit
I love how simple that quote is. You can use it and it’s not obvious but if people remember that quote from the Big Lebowski they’ll get a laugh out of it
Longjumping_Type_901@reddit
The Dude abides!