What is your favorite Big Lebowski quote?

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Beneficial_Channel_1@reddit

I'm sure it's in there. Lemme have another look

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deleted_by_reddit@reddit

“Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.”

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FigureOfStickman@reddit

fun game: say this to an evangelical christian

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anonymousredditguy23@reddit

Lmao what a random Christian stray. Hating on Christians is so boring. Any other religion it’s hate speech

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Solomon_Kane_1928@reddit

Everything is made ultimately up nonsense.

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tranquilityC@reddit

"this aggression will not stand, man" (repeating what he heard GhwB say on TV)

"The supreme court has roundly rejected use of prior restraint" (this was the legal argument used at the Vietnam War era supreme court case regarding the Pentagon Papers)

"Can you repeat that? I wasn't listening" "STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY BEACH COMMUNITY"

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Significant-Pipe7710@reddit

"Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you"

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tranquilityC@reddit

I think it's bear just said with such a drawl but please correct me if I'm wrong

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mdewinthemorn@reddit

I tell you one thing pendejo, you try any of your crazy shit, you pull your piece out on the lane, I’ll take it away, stick it your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click,

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totallyhumanhuman@reddit

you said it, man. nobody fucks with ‘the jesus’

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PearlyBaker11@reddit

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax....

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BananaEmbarrassed189@reddit

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

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SausageEggCheese@reddit

Ok, time for Plan B. You might want to watch out that front window, Larry.

Son, this is what happens when you FUCK a STRANGER in the ASS.

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jestzisguy@reddit

My favorite thing (and appropriate for your username) was a tv edit I watched once... “You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you FEED A STRANGER SCRAMBLED EGGS??!”

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arboachg@reddit

"...WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!"

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I always find myself throwing "i can get you a _____... by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish." Into random conversations. yesterday it was in reference to kittens because I work at a vet and people drop them off in droves. Maybe not my favorite per se but definitely most quoted! Good way to figure out who my people are...

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BunnyAndMonkey@reddit (OP)

I absolutely love this. I can only imagine the contexts you can use in a vets clinic….GPS tracker…I can get a GPS tracker by 3 this afternoon…with nail polish. Or…vaccinations…I can get you vaccinations by 3 this afternoon…with nail polish…fucking amateurs. Just DON’T say anything cringe like…euthanized…I can get you euthanized by 3 this afternoon….with nail polish. Apologies for the dark humor.

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RedDeadMosiah707@reddit

donny you’re way outta your element

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BunnyAndMonkey@reddit (OP)

Always a classic.

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moondoggyJ55@reddit

3000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax....

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Charming_Mistake_886@reddit

That’s not her fucking toe

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BunnyAndMonkey@reddit (OP)

You want a toe dude, he’ll, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon with nail polish….Fucking AMATEURS!

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CryptoCarnac@reddit

Oh boy! How are you going to keep them down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hung us?!?

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CryptoCarnac@reddit

Oh boy! How are you going to keep them down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?!?

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Pugalaiche@reddit

This is our most modestly priced receptacle

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mickeybruce@reddit

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

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aquilles10@reddit

Smokey, this is not Nam. There are rules.

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Silent_Medicine1798@reddit

I use that ALL the time it is my go to

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nickib983@reddit

I say that at my job all the time 🤣

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BurtMacklinsrubies@reddit

Strikes and gutters Ups and downs

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Disastrous_Duty5420@reddit

Donny: " Whats a pederast?"

Walter: "...shut the fuck up Donny"

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Impressive_Network33@reddit

"I only mention it 'cause sometimes there's a man... I wouldn't say a "hero"- 'cause whats a hero? But sometimes there's a man- and I'm talking about the Dude here. Sometimes there's a man... well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude in Los Angels. And even if he is a lazy man, and the Dude was most certainly that, quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county, which would place him in the running for laziest world wide. But sometimes there's a man... sometimes there's a man... Well, I just lost my train of thought here."

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SenatorChicken@reddit

Is there a Ralph's around here?

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Birdless_wing@reddit

Sometimes theres a man. I won’t say a hero. Cause whats a hero. But sometimes theres a man. And I’m talking about the dude here. Sometimes theres a man. Well , he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And thats the dude. In Los Angeles. And even if he’s a lazy man, and the dude was most certainly that. Quite possible the laziest in Los Angeles County. Which would place him high in the running for laziest world-wide. But sometimes theres a man.. sometimes.. theres a man. Awe, I lost my train of thought here.

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hartsdad@reddit

Calmer than you are.

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BunnyAndMonkey@reddit (OP)

I’m finishing my coffee

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smithtattoo@reddit

“You think the carpet pissers did this“ saying the line while holding an inhale of a joint is pure comedy genius

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BunnyAndMonkey@reddit (OP)

The scene where he drops the roach in his crotch, he freaks out, camera pans out to a shot from the end of the street as the car slams into a dumpster. It always cracks me up.

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smithtattoo@reddit

That is one of my favorite scenes, the way the car hits the dumpster and the front end lifts up in the air kills me every time.

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BunnyAndMonkey@reddit (OP)

Exactly!!!! Same here!!!

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smithtattoo@reddit

“He’s a good man, and through”

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BunnyAndMonkey@reddit (OP)

I literally just used that quote 10 minutes ago with my wife, lol.

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Octaver@reddit

Not exactly a lightweight

I’m here to fix deine cable

Inner city children of promise, but without the necessary means for necessary means for a higher education

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KillaWallaby@reddit

Is necessary means twice scripted? If a mistake, why didn't they reshoot.

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maxtitanica@reddit

Feels more normal with minor fuck ups

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KillaWallaby@reddit

I like the idea that it's scripted and Brandt has a verbal tick around it. Like he's had to practice too many times talking about the Urban Achievers. You see it with Maude later too "proud we are of all of them." It's the equivalent of yada yada yada to them all at this point.

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smithtattoo@reddit

The “ and proud we are of all of them” is what makes that line so good from Maude.

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groumly@reddit

Oh wow. I haven’t seen the movie in a while, I listen to it in mp3 instead. I always thought the mp3 encoding skipped or something. But now I see it’s in the actual movie.

In guess sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, uh, you know.

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Swankymode@reddit

Is that some sort of eastern thing?

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Tank-Pilot74@reddit

P.S.H accidentally said it but the cohen brothers thought it suited so they kept it..!

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smithtattoo@reddit

“Obviously your not a golfer”

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cletus1986@reddit

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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pumper2747@reddit

Shut the fuck up Donny!

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WM1312@reddit

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JohnWorphin@reddit

Lebowski electrical, “Well, you know, that’s just, like, your transformer, man.”

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FreshPanBrownies@reddit

Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our fucking troubles are over, Dude.

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InspectorLye@reddit

Treehorn: People forget... that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone

The Dude: On you, maybe.

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InspectorLye@reddit

"I'm not messing with your special lady" comes in handy a lot.

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mca_2131990@reddit

the Dude: Well, you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.

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_eilrahc_13@reddit

Little late to this

“8 year olds dude” - Walter

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Commercial-Oil1724@reddit

Ive read through all these comments , going back 4 years, and not one mentions 'he was not about to break Walter' Thats right up there

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CapGrundle@reddit

The Suoreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

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luvmoo72@reddit

“Am I the only one who cares about the rules?”

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bongripchick@reddit

I still jerk-off manually..

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Swankymode@reddit

I know you do Dude

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Mongozuma@reddit

After reading all of these comments, I consider this as having watched the movie one more time. However, not being in chronological order, it’s like the Tarantino Cut.

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Living-Foundation-51@reddit

Excellent comment. And the timing is perfect. I just read about a hundred responses for just this reason and didn’t even know it. Beautiful.

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Mongozuma@reddit

Wow, it took three years to get this upvote (I’m assuming you did). I had forgotten what I had commented. Thanks for this blast from the past. By the way, this is still my favorite sub Reddit. This stuff never gets old.

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Living-Foundation-51@reddit

X 1000, Dude.

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Puzzleheaded_Pea7935@reddit

I am expert.

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Dudeist-Priest@reddit

I’ll go with the classic “well, that’s just like, your opinion man. “

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CarolSue1234@reddit

So does my son! I love it! Cracks me up every time!

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Acceptable_Day_679@reddit

"The DUDE ABIDES!"

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pwewpwewpwew@reddit

Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!

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BunnyAndMonkey@reddit (OP)

WALTER SOBCHAK: First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. Fucking dog has fucking papers — OVER THE LINE!

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deleted_by_reddit@reddit

The way his voice raises in pitch during “you cant board it it gets upset”

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hartsdad@reddit

The fact that the dog is clearly a mutt makes it so much funnier too.

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hartsdad@reddit

Literally every line in the movie is quotable.

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Massive_Post8389@reddit

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon…. with nail polish. These fucking amateurs..

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sandestroyer500@reddit

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

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k_brn@reddit

Sweetie, sit down. This man is the police.
Oh, no, ma'am. We didn't want to give the impression that we were police, exactly.

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Chrisnm203@reddit

Bulk of the series, dude.

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goodmeme420@reddit

The... W-Who the fuck are the Knutsens?

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BunnyAndMonkey@reddit (OP)

Relax man, I’m a Brother Shamus!

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MrArdmore@reddit

Like an Irish monk?

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Brandillynn69@reddit

I am the Walrus. I am the Walrus. I am the Walrus. Shut the Fuck up, Donnie!

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Rooboy66@reddit

G

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Reasonable-Case4700@reddit

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

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BunnyAndMonkey@reddit (OP)

Good one!

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nadamean420@reddit

Just because we’re bereaved, that doesn’t make us saps!

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drummer8766@reddit

I feel like it’s cliche, and if so, sorry, but I LOVE “Do you see what happens, Larry?! Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!” That whole scene is amazing. “Is this your homework, Larry?” “You’re killing your father, Larry!”

Also, when Walter calls the Dude’s landlord’s dance recital a “what have you” right before the In-N-Out burger absolutely KILLS me.

Also, Jacky Treehorn treats objects like women, man.”

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nadamean420@reddit

Yes! I’m with you 💯 on the “what have you” quote!! Already a funny line but Goodman’s delivery of it is what makes it, imo. Between that and how he gestures towards it with his hand, I laugh every time! So perfect lol

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Sralok77@reddit

Any Walter mine is gold but….

“Calmer than you are”

“You’re being very undude”

“ i didn’t bring the dog bowling dude I’m not renting it shoes I’m not buying it a beer”

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